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Submitted by Lonelyshitter (Santa Fe, New Mexico, NM) on 10.01.16

I was enjoying some sexy time with the lady at her house and just after I'd left, I felt the urge, greater than none before. I held and clenched and tried, alas, it was no good. I made it into my home, got 3 feet away from my porcelain throne and proceeded to drop a long disgusting line of liquid lava shit down the back of my leg, I'm sitting on my toilet covered in shit now. Literally an all time low here posting my story for everyone to read. #

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