Submitted by nastymanfarts (Some City, IN) on 10.09.16
My husband was getting an MRI. I decided to wait in the car. My guts began to bubble and rumble. I tried very hard to compose myself enough to go inside to poo. As I clenched my cheeks and stiffened my legs, I broke out in a cold sweat. I tried to think peaceful thoughts but my body just would not hold back. A small amount of poo was expelled into my pants. There was no turning back. At this point I could NOT go inside to release the demon within my bowels. I continued to hold on for another minute or so until I finally decided to just release. It was such an overwhelming feeling of relief and disgust. My cute little panties now held what felt like 8 to 10 pounds of black bean and corn filled poo. I sat stiff legged a good ten minutes until my husband returned to the car, whose windows were rolled down. He immediately knew something had gone afoul. Thankfully, he helped me clean up once we were home. We are still married, too.
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