Submitted by Penypoo (Some City, AK) on 10.23.16

I was at a house party. I had being doing smelly silent farts all night. I finally used the bathroom when my best friend runs in there with me. All of a sudden my pooo explodes. Not handling the smell well, she bolts it out the door leaving me to get up and push the lock. Great. Shits only gone all over the toielt seat and all over my WHITE JEANS! To make matters even worse after having shit in my hand and trynah wipe all the shit of the toilet seat, I go to push the flusher button and the damn button is already been Jam'd down! Left the party with shit all over my white jeans and a bombed out toilet

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