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Submitted by TPS (Jefferson City, MO) on 11.02.16

I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits me that I have to poop. So I'm flying down the road to the gas station that I work at and suddenly, an explosion happens in my shorts. I'm pissed. I continue to the station where I spend the next 10 minutes cleaning my car seat. I clean up a little in the bathroom and throw my clothes in the trash. I pUT a plastic bag on like underwear to drive home so I could shower

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