Submitted by Swagrat ($crewston, TX) on 01.16.20
I shit myself while getting turbo gawk gawk double-fisted hand twist 9000 from my gurl. It was an obviously intended 'Blumpkin' but (plot twist) I forgot to take my pants off before sitting down on da porta-john. All in all, poopy everywhere, ruined my new Calvin Klein undie-supremes, and I'm upset af. 1/10, would not 'Blumpkin' again.
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