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Submitted by Sad Life (Brighton, MA) on 11.21.15

I woke up around 5:30 AM today, and my stomach was growling so much. It happens every morning, but this morning it is different. I would fart normally every morning, but today, I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be t (Full Story) I woke up around 5:30 AM today, and my stomach was growling so much. It happens every morning, but this morning it is different. I would fart normally every morning, but today, I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be the cause of this?

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Submitted by Thedishbitch (Strathmore, Some State) on 11.08.15

Was cleaning dish's like any good dishwasher does, had to shit, thout it was just a fart, nope. Currently in the washroom evacuating my bowls And hiding my shitty underwear.

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Submitted by Max Wood (Manchester UK, AK) on 11.07.15

I was roasting some butternut squash when suddenly I farted. The squash flew out of my hand as quick as the shit flew out of my arse. The quinoa was overcooked and my pants were fucked!

Awkward way to meet the girlfriends parents for the first time. (Full Story) I was roasting some butternut squash when suddenly I farted. The squash flew out of my hand as quick as the shit flew out of my arse. The quinoa was overcooked and my pants were fucked!

Awkward way to meet the girlfriends parents for the first time.

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Submitted by Feppy Poo (Charlotte, NC) on 11.05.15

I knew i had to pop but i dont like pooping at work. But a fart came that couldnt be denyed...I shit my self at work. I calmly walked to the bathroom,finished this awful, airy, loud liquid poo and then proceeded to wash my underwear in the bathroom sink. I (Full Story) I knew i had to pop but i dont like pooping at work. But a fart came that couldnt be denyed...I shit my self at work. I calmly walked to the bathroom,finished this awful, airy, loud liquid poo and then proceeded to wash my underwear in the bathroom sink. I currently sit at my desk commando. I feel like this is a big mile stone in my adult life.

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Submitted by Poopmaster (Dover, NH) on 11.01.15

I was out for a hike a few years ago and realized out in the middle of nowhere I had to shit badly. I found a big tree to hind behind and dropped my pants to the ground, trying to squat and not shit on myself. But this shit was so monstrous and massive I w (Full Story) I was out for a hike a few years ago and realized out in the middle of nowhere I had to shit badly. I found a big tree to hind behind and dropped my pants to the ground, trying to squat and not shit on myself. But this shit was so monstrous and massive I was grunting and shouting as it came out. It was like giving birth to a long and curved giant black dildo which I noticed landed right into my boxers around my ankles. I somehow managed to wrap it in my underwear (after getting shit on my shoes) and buried it next to the tree like the body of a murder victim.

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Submitted by Some shithead (Manchester, NH) on 11.01.15

Well this one is a bit different than your average shit myself story...so years back in the day I literally buttfucked the shit out of a girl in college. She got so loose and excited when she climaxed that she shit all over my dick and down her own leg. (Full Story) Well this one is a bit different than your average shit myself story...so years back in the day I literally buttfucked the shit out of a girl in college. She got so loose and excited when she climaxed that she shit all over my dick and down her own leg. Things were awkward after that but thankfully I had a condom on!

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Submitted by nick (Some City, KY) on 10.27.15

went to this mediterrean joint. was eating and mid schwarma wrap I had to fart. I trusted the fart. Turns out that was a bad idea cuz it was brown shit water. Threw my underwear away in the garbage in the bathroom. Had a big wet circle on my pants. Shit my (Full Story) went to this mediterrean joint. was eating and mid schwarma wrap I had to fart. I trusted the fart. Turns out that was a bad idea cuz it was brown shit water. Threw my underwear away in the garbage in the bathroom. Had a big wet circle on my pants. Shit my pants in front of a family of 4 at a meditterean joint.

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Submitted by fart king (Some City, Some State) on 10.27.15

I shit you not
One time I was having a nice dinner with my wife and kids. Lifted a leg to let one fly because I am oh so civilized and uh oh. ......water works.
Instantly everyone knew by the look on my face. When I stood up it went like a waterfall do (Full Story) I shit you not
One time I was having a nice dinner with my wife and kids. Lifted a leg to let one fly because I am oh so civilized and uh oh. ......water works.
Instantly everyone knew by the look on my face. When I stood up it went like a waterfall down my leg and into my shoe. Let's just say I needed to change ALL my clothes and take a shower. My kids still tease me about it.

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Submitted by Ass (Africa, AK) on 10.26.15

I woke up and shit myself

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Submitted by SCREAMING anus (POOPTOWN, WY) on 10.25.15

I once had a competition with my friends to see who could fart the loudest, i pushed so hard that i aggressively shit all over my mates bed. He made me clean it with my bare hands too!

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