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Submitted by Josef the Man (San Fransisco, CA) on 11.03.16

Some years ago, I attended the yearly Christmas staff party. Me and my friends made some stupid bets and I managed to win all of them. The prize was 6 large shots of tequila that had to be consumed within 10min, otherwise I needed to pay 100 dollars fine. (Full Story) Some years ago, I attended the yearly Christmas staff party. Me and my friends made some stupid bets and I managed to win all of them. The prize was 6 large shots of tequila that had to be consumed within 10min, otherwise I needed to pay 100 dollars fine. I drank them within 5 minutes and managed not to throw up, as I have a strong stomach. I was feeling fine the first 10 - 15min, until the alcohol kicked in and off I went!! I could not stand on my feet, became a veggie. My colleagues had to carry me to the nearest sofa. Apparently, in my world, I assumed I was sitting on the toilet. I tried to pull down my pants (was not very successful doing so) and started to shit in front of the WHOLE company!! So there I was, in front of 50 people, pants half way down and full of shit... My friends kindly carried me to the toilet and filled my pants with toilet paper, then called a taxi and took me home. Once I was told the next day what happened, I quit my job... That was also the last time I drank tequila...

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Submitted by TPS (Jefferson City, MO) on 11.02.16

I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits (Full Story) I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits me that I have to poop. So I'm flying down the road to the gas station that I work at and suddenly, an explosion happens in my shorts. I'm pissed. I continue to the station where I spend the next 10 minutes cleaning my car seat. I clean up a little in the bathroom and throw my clothes in the trash. I pUT a plastic bag on like underwear to drive home so I could shower

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Submitted by poopie dooopie (poopsberg, IN) on 11.01.16

SO I WAS WIT MAH X GURL DEN DA SHIT STARTED FLOWIN. I WAS OBER A FAN. SO DA SHIT HIT DA FAYUN. IT WAZ DEESKAZTUN AND I NEBER SHAT OGEN. BAYUK IN DEIPPE I ALWAYS SHAT ON DOES DAYUM VEETNAMEEES SO I SHAT MAHSELF

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Submitted by poop (idaho, AK) on 10.28.16

down to the corps riding shotgun in the jeep i got a bubble in my belly and i think its really smelly and i think its bout to creep and i lean to the right and my cheeks were kinda tight and i farted a little bit and it went like this I THOUGHT I FARTED B (Full Story) down to the corps riding shotgun in the jeep i got a bubble in my belly and i think its really smelly and i think its bout to creep and i lean to the right and my cheeks were kinda tight and i farted a little bit and it went like this I THOUGHT I FARTED BUT I SHIT I THOUGHT I FARTED BUT I SHIT now its squishy when i sit i got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack I THOUGHT I FARTED BUT I SHIT

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Submitted by Poopy123! (Some City, Some State) on 10.26.16

I was sitting on my couch watching friends and I wanted to fart but I held it in till it was over so I could go to the bathroom after. I'm walking to the bathroom and I'm like might as well fart but then I shit my FUCKING underwear right when I was thinkin (Full Story) I was sitting on my couch watching friends and I wanted to fart but I held it in till it was over so I could go to the bathroom after. I'm walking to the bathroom and I'm like might as well fart but then I shit my FUCKING underwear right when I was thinking how I wanna wear this cutie underwear when I see my boyfriend! I guess not!!!!

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Submitted by Tricky Dick (Phoenix, AZ) on 10.23.16

My grandmother and I had been discussing various home remedies during a visit when she asked if I had ever tried an epsom salt cleanse. I told her that I hadn't but was interested in the how and why. She said that it was the best way to "get rid of all th (Full Story) My grandmother and I had been discussing various home remedies during a visit when she asked if I had ever tried an epsom salt cleanse. I told her that I hadn't but was interested in the how and why. She said that it was the best way to "get rid of all the left over stuff in your guts." She told me "Take a couple of tablespoons of Epsom salts and dissolve it in a big glass of warm water. Drink it all and don't go anywhere for the rest of the day." So Ifolloe the very simple instructions and nothing happens. The next morning I have to go to school and jump in my car. As I'm driving down the street I feel my bowels shift. My brow begins to perspire. I'm pretty sure I have to fart. I lift my leg to give it some room. My asshole quivers and starts to shoots out what feels like molten lava. I immediately fill my underwear with this hot mess. Fuck. Thanks Grandma!

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Submitted by Penypoo (Some City, AK) on 10.23.16

I was at a house party. I had being doing smelly silent farts all night. I finally used the bathroom when my best friend runs in there with me. All of a sudden my pooo explodes. Not handling the smell well, she bolts it out the door leaving me to get up an (Full Story) I was at a house party. I had being doing smelly silent farts all night. I finally used the bathroom when my best friend runs in there with me. All of a sudden my pooo explodes. Not handling the smell well, she bolts it out the door leaving me to get up and push the lock. Great. Shits only gone all over the toielt seat and all over my WHITE JEANS! To make matters even worse after having shit in my hand and trynah wipe all the shit of the toilet seat, I go to push the flusher button and the damn button is already been Jam'd down! Left the party with shit all over my white jeans and a bombed out toilet

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Submitted by Shitmaster (Fall river, MA) on 10.21.16

At 8:00 today my cousins and i were watching youtube while all of a sudden i smell the worst smell ever i almost puked i asked my cousin jesse and james if they farted and then all of a sudden you here a loud noise it was coming from james ass he shit him (Full Story) At 8:00 today my cousins and i were watching youtube while all of a sudden i smell the worst smell ever i almost puked i asked my cousin jesse and james if they farted and then all of a sudden you here a loud noise it was coming from james ass he shit himself!!! He then ran to the bathroom with shit coming down his leg he had to take a 2 hour shower then he came back down stairs and we were just hanging out and james shits again but it was worse this time there was shit all over the floor all over his hands all over the tv its like he was the shit master oh boy what a day

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Submitted by Kaylle (Swansea, MA) on 10.21.16

Once apon a time i shit myself. I was cheerleading and i was on top and i had rummbbles in my stomach.then i farted!!! The shit CAME rushing down my skirt all the girls faces were full of shit.then i ran to the bathroom as fast as i could and i let it rip. (Full Story) Once apon a time i shit myself. I was cheerleading and i was on top and i had rummbbles in my stomach.then i farted!!! The shit CAME rushing down my skirt all the girls faces were full of shit.then i ran to the bathroom as fast as i could and i let it rip. Then i went home washing up and the girls called me and said "u retard my shirt is stained because if u.THE END

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Submitted by paladar (Raleigh, NC) on 10.19.16

Of course I shit myself after taking three tests and working all night. I got diarrhea in my shorts and all over my bed. I'm dead on the inside.

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