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Submitted by SorryWife (Seattle, WA, WA) on 09.28.14

I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over t (Full Story) I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over the bed and got onto the carpet.

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Submitted by Shitty Sleep Over (Some City, OH) on 09.27.14

okay, so i was 17 and me and two of my friends were having a sleep over, nothing crazy just some piza and video games. well we had a farting contest and i was sure to win, i could feel this one working up, well i let it rip and the next thing i know, i spl (Full Story) okay, so i was 17 and me and two of my friends were having a sleep over, nothing crazy just some piza and video games. well we had a farting contest and i was sure to win, i could feel this one working up, well i let it rip and the next thing i know, i splatter shit all over my underwear... laughed it off as a fart, went to the bathroom and flushed my underwear

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Submitted by SloppyShitDildo (Adelaide, SA, Some State) on 09.27.14

I was at a hilltop hoods concert, and me and my friends were all tipsy. All the dancing made me feel really gross, and I diarrhea shit all over the person behind me legs. Then I passed out in shit.

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Submitted by shittastick (someplace, Some State) on 09.26.14

So, I have hemorrhoids the size of baseballs, let's just put that out there. As such, I must use ex-lax in order to poo but that in and of itself isn't much of a story. I also use fleet to help the process along. Don't walk out of the room after doing so, (Full Story) So, I have hemorrhoids the size of baseballs, let's just put that out there. As such, I must use ex-lax in order to poo but that in and of itself isn't much of a story. I also use fleet to help the process along. Don't walk out of the room after doing so, or you might not make it back in time. I didn't.

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Submitted by Michael Slemko (Wilmington, DE) on 09.26.14

I was a at a Bar Mitzvah but the bathroom was taken. I had to go so bad I shit in my yarmulke.

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Submitted by Nipster (Arlington, TX) on 09.25.14

I was stuck in morning rush hour traffic. I felt that strange little grumbling in my abdomen, but thought to myself, probably gas. I lifted my ass up off the seat, took a gamble on a fart, and lost. It was the runny kind that went everywhere. Needless t (Full Story) I was stuck in morning rush hour traffic. I felt that strange little grumbling in my abdomen, but thought to myself, probably gas. I lifted my ass up off the seat, took a gamble on a fart, and lost. It was the runny kind that went everywhere. Needless to say, I called in that morning. Tried to clean the upholstery in my car was a nightmare. I was too embarrassed to take it in to the details shop.

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Submitted by Katey Smith (Reading, Some State) on 09.25.14

I was sitting down on the computer when I needed to fart.As I farted it felt warm.I farted more and it started getting hotter... Later on I noticed the turd spewing down my skirt
:( (Full Story) I was sitting down on the computer when I needed to fart.As I farted it felt warm.I farted more and it started getting hotter... Later on I noticed the turd spewing down my skirt
:(

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Submitted by mexishits (sydney , Some State) on 09.23.14

once,
i decided it was a brilliant idea to eat mexican and then attend a warehouse rave. at which i imbibed quite a few lovely substances which, when mixed with mexican, did not blend well.

around 2am the cops raided the joint blablabla, everyone leav (Full Story) once,
i decided it was a brilliant idea to eat mexican and then attend a warehouse rave. at which i imbibed quite a few lovely substances which, when mixed with mexican, did not blend well.

around 2am the cops raided the joint blablabla, everyone leaves and i make a hasty exit. the haste of which brings on the stomach churns which leads me to make a polite 'scuse me ladies i must pee in the bushes, dont wait up'
pee? no. i had to drop trow and shite my life away. what came out of me was the most horendous experience.... until i noticed i had shite not only near, but on, a poor passed out fellow raver.
old mate did not wake up but i did get a curious friend asking if i was ok.
i calmly said i had fallen over and would be with her in a second
wiped my ass with a leaf and continued to party on (elsewhere...away from the poor fellow passed out covered in my shit)

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Submitted by jango (Lincoln, NE) on 09.21.14

So, I was in 3rd grade, out at recess, when I felt my stomach starting to bubble. I sat down in the grass, claiming I was tired. I wasn't. I could feel the shit building up, when, suddenly, the recess bell rang, and all my friends began making their way ba (Full Story) So, I was in 3rd grade, out at recess, when I felt my stomach starting to bubble. I sat down in the grass, claiming I was tired. I wasn't. I could feel the shit building up, when, suddenly, the recess bell rang, and all my friends began making their way back to their respective teachers, so they could go back to their classes. I panicked, not knowing what I should do. There was no one around that I could use to transmit a message to the teachers (we had a really big playground) Anyway, I figured that it couldn't be too bad, so I got up. Oh my god I was so wrong. I felt the shit release out of my bowels, not too unlike when a floodgate releases all the water it's holding back. It dripped down my legs and onto my shoes. I waddled to the teachers, and when all the other children reeled back in horror, I claimed I "stepped in something nasty." I was given a gross pair of used school clothes to change into, and was sent home, missing the rest of the school day.

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Submitted by TheDude (Columbus, OH) on 09.20.14

When i was young, i would walk to park with my sisters. When we were leaving, i really had to go. This is a suburb so i could go to a business. I shit my pants 2 miles from home and had to waddle all the way home in shame.

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