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Submitted by THe boy who pooped (Whatever, Some State) on 03.28.14

Okay, so like a moth ago or so, maybe even more, i was at some school trip thing that was going on in my town and it was kind of a meeting with some people to talk about wierd shitty things. In the whole meeting my stomach was like screaming and i tought o (Full Story) Okay, so like a moth ago or so, maybe even more, i was at some school trip thing that was going on in my town and it was kind of a meeting with some people to talk about wierd shitty things. In the whole meeting my stomach was like screaming and i tought oh, i'm gonna poop after this little did i knooow, that while i was runing to my bus station i Pooped a little, i couldn't resist! i jumped in the bus, the smell was spreading, people were talking, didn't know it was me, i hope at least, Before i got home, running ofc, i frekin shitted all over me, it was all out. The bathroom was a mess, it was in my pants my boots, like i can't even. I finally cleaned myself, and i was so ashameed. I hated my life.

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Submitted by ShitShatPaddyWack (europe, Some State) on 03.25.14

So, I had felt a bit constipated before I went out but was sure I would be okay. The exercise would hopefully loosen me up a bit and help. Did all the shopping I needed and started heading back home then, all of sudden the constipation snapped and became l (Full Story) So, I had felt a bit constipated before I went out but was sure I would be okay. The exercise would hopefully loosen me up a bit and help. Did all the shopping I needed and started heading back home then, all of sudden the constipation snapped and became lucid gassy poop bouncing off the walls of my innards. One of those rare occasions where clenching of butt cheeks just won’t help out. I started to sweat, my ass was sweating, by stomach was bubbling, I needed to pee and it was fighting against poop to be the first one out. I started to tremble and every waking mile on the road looking for a poopshack was seeming like forever. As I went faster I started to feel sick too, it was a losing battle. Then I saw a place that I know, a shop that I know has a reasonable clean toilet. I pulled in quite fast and on the final roundabout, my body was tense and I just shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Did I mention that my daughter was sitting next to me, yes she was. I had to announce that I had just shit my pants on a roundadbout. I was very apologetic and she was wonderfully considerate and reassuring about it all. I had made room in my bowels and the sweats paused for a bit. My daughter fetched a towel out from the boot/trunk for me to sit on and we started to head home which was about 25 minutes away.
About 10 minutes in the drive it started to happen again, I just don't know where it all came from but I shit and shit and shit again until they was shit in every crevice that I have. I pulled into a sort of industrial area where I know it is quite. I did a bit more shitting and then asked my daughter to jump out while I sort myself out. I climbed out and took off my clothes, all of them full of shit. My daughter passed me a bag and I put my shitty clothes inside.
I asked her if there might happen to be another towel in the car and to my amazement there was. I wrapped the towel around me now only wearing a shirt and we got back in the car. Feeling a bit calmer I looked around and I actually wasn't in the quiet place I thought I was. I was under flood lights and there were 10's if not 100's of cars. We sped off and no sooner than we hit the road again I needed to pee real bad. By this time we had hit the country roads and I had to pull in on a slipway. I jumped out with a towel around me on to an embankment and ran to the back of the car to do the business. Holy shit, the some cars came up the road with headlights lighting me up in a towel and I ran to the front of the car. So there I am covered in shit, in a towel looking into the windscreen as my daughter looks out. My towel blows up and I think it just can't get any worse. I run to the back of the car and I start to pee. I felt release and then I needed to shit again. Soooo I ran around a corner of shrubs and I hankered down and shit and shit and shit and shit all over again.
After a shameful drive home, I had to go into the house and I let my daughter tell my wife while I took a shower. I finished up cleaning myself, the car and then I had to take my shitty clothes up to the bins but first I had to open the bag, find the top of my trousers so that I could dip in my hand and pull out my wallet. I think I shit on my wallet too. I had to empty the contents and throw it away.
So I lost pants, shorts, t-shirt, socks and a wallet and x2 towels. This is a very true story that has just happened. I am in bed, my sphincter is contracting still and aching and I think I can hear my wife and daughter downstairs pissing themselves.

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Submitted by Nicole (Somewhere, IL) on 03.23.14

I was just walking to go get some pictures at a local forest preserve, and all the sudden I feel sick to my stomach (must have been the chinese earlier). So I turn around and start walking ass fast as possible back, and the pressure starts building. Before (Full Story) I was just walking to go get some pictures at a local forest preserve, and all the sudden I feel sick to my stomach (must have been the chinese earlier). So I turn around and start walking ass fast as possible back, and the pressure starts building. Before I know it, a little bit comes out, then I can't even control it anymore and it all comes out. I ran to the shower the moment I got back!

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Submitted by fmrgktcon (Algeria , Some State) on 03.16.14

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Submitted by Big Al (Peterlee, Some State) on 03.07.14

Earlier this morning I did the unthinkable. I shit myself. I was sitting at my computer when I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I stood up to go to the bathroom just incase. The feeling was familiar so being the cautious guy I am, I tried to make it to the (Full Story) Earlier this morning I did the unthinkable. I shit myself. I was sitting at my computer when I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I stood up to go to the bathroom just incase. The feeling was familiar so being the cautious guy I am, I tried to make it to the bathroom. I took maybe 1 step away from my computer chair when my it happened. A flash of light from the sunshine outside, a slight gasp. Before I had time to think my butthole involuntary opened and dookie butter was running down my legs, I grasped the back of my thighs to stop it in it's tracks but my butthole contracted and poured out a little more. It was 90% water at least. I stood in shock. What the hell do I do, I must have stood for 10 - 15 seconds before closing my curtains and opening my clothes drawer to grab a handful of shirts to put under me. I removed my soiled garments and put on some sweatpants to hide the crime. I made my way downstairs with the evidence when I noticed my front door was open. I breathed a sigh of relief as it usually meant my parents were outside in the garden. I was wrong. I turned the corner and my uncle was sitting on the sofa like a detective peering right through me. In my head, He knew what I did I was guilty. The evidence was afterall, In my hands although bundled up to resemble ordinary laundry. Fortunately it didn't smell so strongly so I continued on into the kitchen and to my horror the washing machine was already running a cycle. I dropped the cargo beside it and continued to the bathroom to clean myself off. Before showering i just came clean and explained what had happened. I didn't want anybody to move or touch my clothes unknowingly and come into contact with the hazardous mess.

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Submitted by S@m (London, Some State) on 02.24.14

Took some castor oil mixed into blueberry yoghurt before bed (big mistake) . I am now up at 2:30am cleaning up liquified shit from my bed sheets and carpet. It happened in my sleep - with no warning. Usually I have stomach pain but this time I didn't. I wa (Full Story) Took some castor oil mixed into blueberry yoghurt before bed (big mistake) . I am now up at 2:30am cleaning up liquified shit from my bed sheets and carpet. It happened in my sleep - with no warning. Usually I have stomach pain but this time I didn't. I was woken up by a burning sensation 'down there' and woke up to find myself in pool of poop. I am so glad that I have kept the plastic on the mattress since buying it.(I know - how ghetto). I can't sleep so I thought i'd share the ordeal here.

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Submitted by Nice underwear (Some City, Some State) on 12.30.13

I have been dating this guy for a couple of weeks now and he would come back from his christmas break on this night. But since he wasn't in the country yet I went out for dinner with some friends. I thought about meeting him afterwards so I had put on my f (Full Story) I have been dating this guy for a couple of weeks now and he would come back from his christmas break on this night. But since he wasn't in the country yet I went out for dinner with some friends. I thought about meeting him afterwards so I had put on my favorite underwear for maybe that special night.
Me and my friends had unlimited tapas for dinner and the first thing I ordered was shrimps, because being the cheap bastard that i am, i looked for the most pricey one. When i ate them it didn't taste so good but i kept on eating. After everybody finished and we asked for the bill, I felt that my stomach was not feeling so good. But since I already went to the restroom to pee before I didn't want to go again because everybody would be waiting (and if it takes too long everybody would have known I had done a nr 2). So my friends were planning on going back to the city for drinks and I would go on a thirth date with this guy i kinda liked. So before we parted our ways i passed some loud gas and the feeling in my stomach was becoming less. I thought that it would be ok. But when i got out of the subway station where my date lives i felt that something was going wrong. My stomach was twisting and turning and i was looking for a place i could take a dump. Meanwhile i texted that guy I couldn't make it. I felt like I wouldn't make a good impression if i shitted all over his toilet. Besides it was a 8 minute walk and it was windy (pun intended) so I didn't think I would make it. I went back up to the subway because I couldn't find an appropiate place to relieve myself, but it was still 10 minutes for the next subway to come. So i walked around trying to keep my poop from creeping out. Then i suddenly really felt the urge to poop so i ran to the exit of the station but then it was over again.. So I went into a metro to take me to a trainstation where I thought they would have a payed toilet. When got to the trainstation I tried to run but I couldn't keep that up because i could feel it wanting to get out. When I looked to the payed toilet I saw it was closed!! So I went outside to see if there was anywhere I could go. I saw a small electricity box where I could possibly go but there were ppl standing around. I decided to go to a bar I once went to see if I could use their bathroom. Once I got inside I saw the lights were off and the chairs were on the tables. At this point I was really desperate and it was about time. In the same building i saw a sign for the toilets so i went as fast as i could to the escalator but the doors were closed! So now i was feeling the diarrhea wanting to get out and on the escalator back down I tried so hard to clinch my butcheecks together but it was futile. One little piece escaped my but hole and then the whole shitload came out. I felt my nice underwear being filled and when I started walking it all came streaming down my legs. I ran to that small electricity box outside and took off my pants and underwear. Took some tissues out of my jacked and tried to whipe off. The tissues were filled with yellow poop but i ran out of tissues so I put my pants on and said goodbye to my best underwear filled with diarrhea . At this point I wanted to get home ASAP but I had to wait for the train. I started to step into the light again and saw my pants were full of shitpieces and i flicked them off with my fingers. So I waited for the train downstairs but when I rushed to the boarding place I was too late and had to wait for another 15 minutes. I smelled myself and it was the worst I have ever smelled in my entire life. It was like somebody put fresh crap of 10 cows on me. So eventually the train came and I had to take the train for half an hour. I went in and searched for a place where the least ppl were. I was standing in the hallway. But the smell was so bad that teenagers who got in thought it was puke and started spraying deodarant. It was the most embarrassing experience in my life. I had put on my earbuds so it would look like i was listening to music and every time one of them would look i would pretend to look disgusted and searching for where that bad smell came from. I had to get into another train and when I reached my destination I saw the conductor looking at me because I stank so much.. And probably because i was wearing my scarf around my hips to conceil the poop pieces and discolored pants. Went home by bike (nice experience to sit on your own poop) and took a looooooooong shower 3x. I still smell the scent of poop as i'm laying in bed...
Btw.. I'm turning 24 in a few days..

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Submitted by TG (Some City, NJ) on 12.28.13

So last week, I shit myself for what I believe to be the fourth time now in my adult life... all accidental obviously. Im at work, I get to the address of the job and have to access the basement of this building. As I'm walking, i feel some pressure buildi (Full Story) So last week, I shit myself for what I believe to be the fourth time now in my adult life... all accidental obviously. Im at work, I get to the address of the job and have to access the basement of this building. As I'm walking, i feel some pressure building up in my stomach. I get down the steps, and to the door, only to find its locked... With all the built up pressure, I figure, ok, ill fart to relieve some of the bloat. Huge, HUGE mistake. I think i instantly turned white as a ghost as I felt the shit squirt out of my ass and into my pants. I had to run back to my work truck, get in the back, wipe my ass hoping no one was watching, stuff paper towels in my ass and underwear in order to drive home and change. ugh,

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Submitted by chloedean (wales, Some State) on 12.25.13

I was on the monkey bars with my bff's i needed a shit, so i told my friends and i shat on the kids
slide and i got caught by a passer by and cos he had a dog he gave me a doggie shit bag to clear it up in and my friend s laughed at me but i laughed to. (Full Story) I was on the monkey bars with my bff's i needed a shit, so i told my friends and i shat on the kids
slide and i got caught by a passer by and cos he had a dog he gave me a doggie shit bag to clear it up in and my friend s laughed at me but i laughed to. I was so embaresed when my friends said they had filmed me and put it on youtube so far it has 7968.

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Submitted by embarrassed human being (Some City, Some State) on 12.23.13

Well I was halfway through doing a yoga pose with my butt sticking out (of course) and figured I had the runs! Well I just had to finish the pose so I did and as I was nearly done, with my butt sticking out, I shat myself like an explosion.. all over my ca (Full Story) Well I was halfway through doing a yoga pose with my butt sticking out (of course) and figured I had the runs! Well I just had to finish the pose so I did and as I was nearly done, with my butt sticking out, I shat myself like an explosion.. all over my carpet. It went through my goddam pants!

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