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Submitted by Gormley (Harbour Pub, WA) on 02.15.15

i was at the harbour pub one night, after dancing and mingleing with some guys i realized the poppers made me a little TOO loose. so i went to try to go to the bathroom but i just couldnt stop grinding with him....turned out he knew the smell wasnt just fr (Full Story) i was at the harbour pub one night, after dancing and mingleing with some guys i realized the poppers made me a little TOO loose. so i went to try to go to the bathroom but i just couldnt stop grinding with him....turned out he knew the smell wasnt just from someone else...Embarrased :-(

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Submitted by Carl seaman (Woolwich, Some State) on 02.12.15

Basically I was in bed I just had intercourse with my gay lover he pulled out then it all came out all over the bed we couldn't be bothered to clean it so went to bed

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Submitted by Poopattack (Some City, Some State) on 02.12.15

I was just calmy walking up from a nap when I realized I had to go. So I go to bring my laptop with me and then have a really weird feeling come over me. I drop the laptop on my bed, run like fuck to the bathroom but I was too late. I shat all over myself (Full Story) I was just calmy walking up from a nap when I realized I had to go. So I go to bring my laptop with me and then have a really weird feeling come over me. I drop the laptop on my bed, run like fuck to the bathroom but I was too late. I shat all over myself :(

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Submitted by q (wyoming, MI) on 02.12.15

well one time i went to disney land when i was 5 i went to hug mickey mouse and i sat on his lap as my mom took a picture before she took the picture i shit my pants and i oozed down my leg an on mickey he cussed me out and told us to leave

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Submitted by To sand and confused (Some city, CA) on 02.11.15

I know why u shit yourself
Some body ripped your back door of the hinges !
Next time I suggest you leave your back door unlocked (Full Story) I know why u shit yourself
Some body ripped your back door of the hinges !
Next time I suggest you leave your back door unlocked

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Submitted by Tiny bubbles (Vallejo, CA) on 02.11.15

While on vacation in Mexico
I was walking back from casino to hotel
When my stomach felt like a water main pipe burst
I tried to make muscles holding my butt cheeks tight but no good
I first felt like cold then warm feeling on my leg
Then it ha (Full Story) While on vacation in Mexico
I was walking back from casino to hotel
When my stomach felt like a water main pipe burst
I tried to make muscles holding my butt cheeks tight but no good
I first felt like cold then warm feeling on my leg
Then it happen
Soft serve ice cream in my whitey tighties
I tried to walk casual
Butt it was like walking with a dirty wet mop head in my pants
Dripping all over and leaving a

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Submitted by misaka mikoto (academy city, AK) on 02.10.15

As I was walking to a convenience store, I thought of farting, and it resulted as shit. the bad thing is that I was 4km from home and I had no more for a bus. So I went into a public bathroom and put a handful of paper into my pants and started the painful (Full Story) As I was walking to a convenience store, I thought of farting, and it resulted as shit. the bad thing is that I was 4km from home and I had no more for a bus. So I went into a public bathroom and put a handful of paper into my pants and started the painful journey

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Submitted by oops (Some City, Some State) on 02.10.15

I'm a 17 year old attending community college. I was late for class today and as I was running in I felt my stomach rumbling. I knew I had to use the bathroom, but I had to beat the professor to class so I wouldn't get reprimanded. I was sitting in class a (Full Story) I'm a 17 year old attending community college. I was late for class today and as I was running in I felt my stomach rumbling. I knew I had to use the bathroom, but I had to beat the professor to class so I wouldn't get reprimanded. I was sitting in class and I had to present all class period so i couldn't leave. After class the professor kept me after just making small talk and I was feeling better. I thought I could make it home. I got in my car and went straight home feeling fine, but then I got in my driveway and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I knew I had to get to the bathroom right then or I wouldn't make it, but on the other hand sitting in my car made me feel better. I figured I could wait it out and as soon as the feeling died down I could make a run for it, but the longer I sat the worse it got. I had my backpack on and the mail in my hand. I made a dash for the bathroom, got in the house, threw my stuff down and before I got up the stairs to the bathroom I shit myself.

This just happened. I'm still sitting on the john. Thankfully I'm the only one home. This is the single most embarrassing moment of my life, but I'm glad to know I'm not the only one it's happened to. I still have no clue why it happened, it just did...

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Submitted by Big Ant Dawg (Some City, Some State) on 02.09.15

I coughed and a shit came out! Thankfully I was at home and no one else knows, until now! Laundry is planned right after this shower!

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Submitted by Lilly (Some City, VA) on 02.09.15

I'm 19 and had just eaten a chicken wrap from McDonald's. It was a bit spicy and tangy so I figured the feeling I was having was me needing to fart. So, I pushed a bit..but IT WAS ACTUALLY SHIT.

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