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Submitted by Frank (deeze nuts, IA) on 06.25.15

so i was at my friends house and i shit myself in his bathroom

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Submitted by sonic the hedgehog (asdasdf, AL) on 06.24.15

one time i shit myself while i was anally masturbating. u had my sisters brush handle up my rectum then i was masturbating watching porn because i heard it was more intense if you had something up your ass then when i pulled it out a ton of diarrhea came o (Full Story) one time i shit myself while i was anally masturbating. u had my sisters brush handle up my rectum then i was masturbating watching porn because i heard it was more intense if you had something up your ass then when i pulled it out a ton of diarrhea came out at least 3 full cups and my blanket was soaked with stinky shit diarrhea and i slept on only half my bed for the rest of the night.

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Submitted by Some Guy (Some City, AZ) on 06.23.15

Woke up with a massive hangover in a friend's house after a massive party.
Felt like shit, had to take one too, once I got up. Didn't make it and it ran all down my legs. I'd gone commando so it wasn't great. Took off my sweats, but I had no other c (Full Story) Woke up with a massive hangover in a friend's house after a massive party.
Felt like shit, had to take one too, once I got up. Didn't make it and it ran all down my legs. I'd gone commando so it wasn't great. Took off my sweats, but I had no other change of clothes. Noticed one of my buds passed out - we have the same track uniform. His was around his ankles. Just sorta slid his off and replaced them with the shit ones. Had to toss his boxers behind a couch to make it look legit.
He woke up 40 minutes later, and his natural reflex was to pull them up... MY buds still rag on him for shitting himself. Only I know the truth, but I don't want to tell him because I don't want to experience whatever revenge he'd have planned...

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Submitted by Sharty pants (hershey squirt, Some State) on 06.22.15

I was trying to work with an upset stomach and I couldn't walk away from what I was doing. I was finally about to make it to the bathroom and as I was walking I felt my bowels let go and tried painfully to clench my butt. I started to cry when I told my bo (Full Story) I was trying to work with an upset stomach and I couldn't walk away from what I was doing. I was finally about to make it to the bathroom and as I was walking I felt my bowels let go and tried painfully to clench my butt. I started to cry when I told my boss why I had to leave.

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Submitted by Shameboy (Sandton, Some State) on 06.22.15

My days of excessive drinking have officially ended!!! This passed weekend i was invited to a friends house with my brother for pre-drinks that eventually ended up being a crazy night out down town. We arrived at 5:30pm fully stocked with enough liquor to (Full Story) My days of excessive drinking have officially ended!!! This passed weekend i was invited to a friends house with my brother for pre-drinks that eventually ended up being a crazy night out down town. We arrived at 5:30pm fully stocked with enough liquor to last an entire weekend and being the wildest of the bunch was alive with enthusiasm and the will to tackle any drink that came my way. Six beers down and my mates already knew i was well on my way to a ridiculous series of events. Funny enough i lasted the entire night out without a single problem. When we arrived back home in the early hours of the morning i noticed a significant amount of liquor in the fridge and decide to keep at it till i couldn't drink anymore. four more beers down and i could feel an upset stomach mixing and churning but thought nothing of it. About 20 minutes later things began to go horribly wrong and couldn't resist the urge to head towards the bathroom. I'm in the guest bathroom about to crouch and notice an absence of loo paper so i head to the main bathroom to look for a fresh roll. i get to the main bathroom and notice a second time, still no loo paper! I decide that taking a douche in the main bathroom would be a little rude so my only option was to head back to the guest bathroom.i gave in to the waling of my stomach and just sat on the toilet and listened to the daft music of my belly grumble as i took a dump. Your probably wondering what happened to shitting yourself? Well i was so drunk that i took a dump without wiping or flushing stood up for a moment to put my pants back on walked a few paces shat my pants and passed out face first on the couch. I woke up to laughter and disgust as my mates looked at me in shame i couldn't even speak as i walked in shame to the shower to clean myself up. I showered for 2hrs straight clouded in shame and will probably never drink like a tool ever again.

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Submitted by ebola (Some City, Some State) on 06.19.15

i fucked a horse while shitting

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Submitted by Oopsididitagain (Elyria, OH) on 06.15.15

I just broke up with my boyfriend and needed to drink myself stupid. I gathered up a couple friends and hit the club. 7 drinks and 4 shots after... It was time to call it a night. We hailed a cab and told the cabbie to drive reeaal sssllow and I needed the (Full Story) I just broke up with my boyfriend and needed to drink myself stupid. I gathered up a couple friends and hit the club. 7 drinks and 4 shots after... It was time to call it a night. We hailed a cab and told the cabbie to drive reeaal sssllow and I needed the window open to have the coolness cooling me off. *fart. Giggle. "I farted" "oh! I farted again". Giggle. We finally got to the hotel and I needed a toilet RIGHT NOW! Friends couldn't open the door fast enough before I puked all over the toilet. The floor. The wall. Amazing friends as they are started to clean up the throw up and as I sorta stood there watching I asked " do you smell shit?" "No, we only smell puke" "I'm pretty sure I smell shit guys" reached around and sure enough... I had a load in my pants. The force of my throw up forced another end to let go. Hahahah!!

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Submitted by Flavour (Asia, AZ) on 06.15.15

I just shit myself help it's running down my leg and my friend is complaining about the leg also its turning me on

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Submitted by Underground (London, Some State) on 06.13.15

Coming of a tube train in Moorgate, London. Usually teeming with office workers in the day, thankfully nearly deserted at night. Suddenly realized I needed to shit straight away. Ran out of station in a panic looking for a venue. There was none. It was eit (Full Story) Coming of a tube train in Moorgate, London. Usually teeming with office workers in the day, thankfully nearly deserted at night. Suddenly realized I needed to shit straight away. Ran out of station in a panic looking for a venue. There was none. It was either shit in my boxers and jeans or pull them down and shit right there in the street. I did both. Didn't quite manage to avoid soiling my jeans and leaving shit everywhere inside them - enough to have a big noticeable brown stain on the back.

Did manage to shit openly in the street, just squatting in a door way casually as a few passers by across the street left the station but the didn't seem to clock me.

I then found a more hidden place in a pub garden that was closed (would have been brimming with City workings in working hours who would have seen me pulling down my jeans and shitting in the street)and attemped to 'clean up'. Was no good. I went in to the station looking to make my way by train, but realized I had spattered myself way to much, that coupled with the big brown patch in my jeans that had a couple of girls noticing and I decided to walk a mile through back alleys and relative seclusion till I got to a disabled toilet at kings cross station where I properly cleaned up as best I could.

I had to put the jeans on wet, and the get on a train 30 miles north to my home town.

I don't believe I was caught shitting out in the street, openly and in plain view. And in London a lot of people don't notice you. I know a few did. But I am so glad it was only a few people, so that I can laugh about it now.

Had it been the same time on a working day rather than a Saturday night, I would have been shitting my pants in the financial district and hundreds more people would have seen this guy walking around with shit caked all over his jeans and a big, brown patch around his arse, who's obviously shit himself.

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Submitted by Josh (Some City, FL) on 06.12.15

I had to go BAD and ran for the bathroom. I tried to get my pants down, land on the toilet, and shit in one smooth motion as I had done before in emergencies. I landed on the toilet and my underwear were still kind of up, but the torrential cascade of shit (Full Story) I had to go BAD and ran for the bathroom. I tried to get my pants down, land on the toilet, and shit in one smooth motion as I had done before in emergencies. I landed on the toilet and my underwear were still kind of up, but the torrential cascade of shit started. I screamed, pulled them down and got shit on my leg. It was everywhere. It was on my leg, on the toilet seat, in my underwear. I was very upset. I had to beg for clean underwear to be brought to me.

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