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Submitted by Jchjob (Little Rock, AK) on 11.14.14

My girlfriend was going down on me and she decided to put a finger in my ass. When she took her finger out I farted and shit all over her hand. In return she punched me in the face with her shitty hand.

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Submitted by Trusty (Some City, Some State) on 11.11.14

I went to a dinner party where my host served as a lot of heavy food. After a while I felt my tummy feeling weird, I thought it was a fart but it came with a surprise. Fortunately I was already at home so I could throw away my underwear and take a shower.

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Submitted by peepoo (calgary, Some State) on 11.09.14

In town visiting family. We go out to do some shopping and I head to the washroom to pee. As I at the urinal doing what nature demanded, I let a fart rip... And feel a wet bubble blast into my shorts. No mistaking it.

Long story short that god my under (Full Story) In town visiting family. We go out to do some shopping and I head to the washroom to pee. As I at the urinal doing what nature demanded, I let a fart rip... And feel a wet bubble blast into my shorts. No mistaking it.

Long story short that god my underwear caught all of it. In the trash they went. Had poo on my balls. Pants were clean thankfully.

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Submitted by Shifty the DJ (Chicago, IL) on 11.05.14

I was in college and was DJing at the local radio station. I had been on the air for about 2 hours, when I had to fart. I sharted myself and then panicked. I did a quick break and then grabbed the longest Pearl Jam song I could find and hit play. I duc (Full Story) I was in college and was DJing at the local radio station. I had been on the air for about 2 hours, when I had to fart. I sharted myself and then panicked. I did a quick break and then grabbed the longest Pearl Jam song I could find and hit play. I duck walked down two flights of stairs to an empty public bathroom. Went in the stall, cleaned myself up and through my favorite boxers away! I'm sure the janitorial staff got a laugh out of that one.

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Submitted by kyle kleba (anoka, MN) on 11.04.14

i was jerkin it extra hard one day and i got so into it that i stuck my finger up my ass but little did i know that the force of my finger would have been enough to erupt an endless flow of fiery diarrhea from deep with my anus.

i still came. (Full Story) i was jerkin it extra hard one day and i got so into it that i stuck my finger up my ass but little did i know that the force of my finger would have been enough to erupt an endless flow of fiery diarrhea from deep with my anus.

i still came.

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Submitted by shitty fish (anoka, MN) on 11.04.14

while out fishing, on the trip back to shore, i shit myself a lil' bit. got back to shore, jumped in water. shit more. cleaned shit from pants in water

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Submitted by John Watkins (Fort Mohave, AZ) on 11.01.14

I shit myself pretty bad the other day after I had some sushi. I made it to the toilet but then I shit all over it because I couldn't hold it. I had shit all over my shoes and pants. It was lame.

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Submitted by John Crapper (Somewhere, AK) on 10.31.14

So I finally got the nerve to approach my crush one day. I could feel my stomach tightening with anxiety as I walked over to her to say hi. After I spoke she said hi back, and I could feel my insides convulsing. She then proceeded to ask me how my day was, (Full Story) So I finally got the nerve to approach my crush one day. I could feel my stomach tightening with anxiety as I walked over to her to say hi. After I spoke she said hi back, and I could feel my insides convulsing. She then proceeded to ask me how my day was, and I just couldn't take it anymore; my stomach exploded and I diarrhea shit all over the ground with so much force that it splattered all over her legs and mine, blowing a hole in my jeans right where my asshole sits in the process. The force was so great that my jeans caught on fire, and the whole courtyard soon filled with the smell of burning shit.

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Submitted by daddy (kansas city, MO) on 10.30.14

Well I was talking to my boss at work i was getting ready to take a big test to try to be a diesel mechanic. Anyway I felt my shit coming out of my ass I was trying to hold it in but I just couldn't. I shit my pants while my boss was talking to me. Not jus (Full Story) Well I was talking to my boss at work i was getting ready to take a big test to try to be a diesel mechanic. Anyway I felt my shit coming out of my ass I was trying to hold it in but I just couldn't. I shit my pants while my boss was talking to me. Not just shit it was runny. It was all over my legs, my socks, and my shoes. I walked back to my car took off my pants and threw them over a fence in the woods. I failed the test and went home and showed my wife my boxers lol

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Submitted by Fecalflyin (Shit eater, SC) on 10.28.14

So I'm an 18 year old hot ass college female with massive tits and my girlfriend/roommate was asleep last night so I squatted down ass cheek to face cheek and shit watery brown coffee shit all. Over her face, pillow and bed. Regardless it turned her on.... (Full Story) So I'm an 18 year old hot ass college female with massive tits and my girlfriend/roommate was asleep last night so I squatted down ass cheek to face cheek and shit watery brown coffee shit all. Over her face, pillow and bed. Regardless it turned her on.... After I puked we fucked! I'm now a lesbian

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