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Submitted by GayShitter (Some City, TX) on 07.06.15

So I'd just gone on a date with this guy to this weird Mexican restaurant downtown. We went back to his place and I felt like I had to go, but I just ignored it.

One thing led to another, next thing I knew, we were in bed together and he was fucking my (Full Story) So I'd just gone on a date with this guy to this weird Mexican restaurant downtown. We went back to his place and I felt like I had to go, but I just ignored it.

One thing led to another, next thing I knew, we were in bed together and he was fucking my ass. He pulled out at some point and a little fart came out, but we just laughed it off. He pulled out again and a ton of diarrhea went all over his mattress. It smelled so bad and was turning me on so much. It was everywhere, all over his clean white sheets. I ran into his bathroom, wiped my ass, got the shit off my legs, got dressed, and never called that guy again (then went home and masturbated to the thought of how humiliated I was :-)).

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Submitted by Shithead (Some City, Some State) on 07.05.15

I love shitting while having sex so every time i see a pic of a penis i shit myself and once i saw a penids and ishit myself at schooland turns out anither y
Guy likes that too so we fucked and shit togethet btw im gay (Full Story) I love shitting while having sex so every time i see a pic of a penis i shit myself and once i saw a penids and ishit myself at schooland turns out anither y
Guy likes that too so we fucked and shit togethet btw im gay

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Submitted by bromxan (Portland, Some State) on 07.03.15

Okay so I was at home and a had the stomack flu. I had eaten all of the food in my house and I needed to buy alot of food. I was feeling alright but not that good . I got in my car and drove to a grocery store. I bought a whole lot of stuff. Then I started (Full Story) Okay so I was at home and a had the stomack flu. I had eaten all of the food in my house and I needed to buy alot of food. I was feeling alright but not that good . I got in my car and drove to a grocery store. I bought a whole lot of stuff. Then I started to feel kind of dizzy. I felt a big burst of somthing in my pants.
It was akers because I just kept waliking then I slipped on the floor in the store and I had dirreaha all over my legs my socks and I had filled my pants.

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Submitted by AmIDying (Tampa, FL) on 07.03.15

When I'm on my period I sometimes have gas..so when I farted 6 times in 3 minutes I didn't think much of it. Then I had this strong urge to shit so I got excited and started unplugging my phone and getting the necessary items that I need to take a shit. I (Full Story) When I'm on my period I sometimes have gas..so when I farted 6 times in 3 minutes I didn't think much of it. Then I had this strong urge to shit so I got excited and started unplugging my phone and getting the necessary items that I need to take a shit. I started farting more but it wasn't air...it was kind of hot. In my mind I was like holy shit I really have to shit lol, that's crazy. As I'm running to the bathroom farting I start panicking. I pulled down my pants to see wtf was going on and there's a bunch of liquid shit just chilling on my liner. (Luckily it didn't get on my underwear or pants...although I'll probably burn them anyway) I just sat on the toilet shitting and stared at the wall thinking...why did I just shit my self? So yea...I'm confused and I needed to vent. Lmaooo. My life is a shitty mess.

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Submitted by panties (phila, PA) on 07.02.15

i love to shit myself on purpose. i also like scat games. i,m not opposed to having a mouthful of shit at any time. dont care if its mine or someone elss. love eating shit while jerking off.also love wearing womans underwear to shit in.

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Submitted by NubbyHorns (None of your business, NY) on 06.29.15

I was just on my knees searching my drawers and I thought I had to fart, therefor I did. I froze, if anyone saw me, I'm guessing my face was confused as all hell, but I looked down and there was a small pile of liquid shit. What the actual fuck.

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Submitted by Some idiot (Some city, Some State) on 06.28.15

I was lying down in bed and thought I had to fart. Well... that definitely wasn't the case, I shat my pants and it was so embarrassing even though no one was around me.

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Submitted by Franky (Shitmyself, WY) on 06.28.15

I shit my self...and its ruined my designer pants ffs those were $130

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Submitted by Ur nan (Dankville, HI) on 06.28.15

I shit my self in the cinema and ppl behind me were complaining about the smell and they reported it to staff and they asked me and my friends to stand up and it came gushing out my pants on to the floor so embarrising omgz

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Submitted by Frank (deeze nuts, IA) on 06.25.15

so i was at my friends house and i shit myself in his bathroom

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