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Submitted by yoda (West Hartford, CT) on 09.14.14

I had a rivalry with this kid back in high school. We used to always disagree, we were both on the volleyball team, and I found myself getting Chinese food with my girlfriend. That evening, I noticed the kid who's family owned the place. As he handed me th (Full Story) I had a rivalry with this kid back in high school. We used to always disagree, we were both on the volleyball team, and I found myself getting Chinese food with my girlfriend. That evening, I noticed the kid who's family owned the place. As he handed me the meal, he smiled and reminded me how good it was to see me.

Fast forward two hours - the food is ok - nothing out of the ordinary for a good Chinese dish. We both go to sleep, as it had been a long day. I wake up in the middle of the night - and void everything that had collected in my belly. Felt fine - come back to bed and fall asleep like a baby. Shortly thereafter I am having a dream, where I am running around and farting on Koopa's from Mario. I wake up with a wet shit stain that soaked all the way through the mattress. I was cleaning for hours trying to get it out in the middle of the night. After emptying half a bottle of bleach and scrubbing, the lady wakes up in the morning, and has no idea that anything happened. It turns out that I have to do a double and won't make it home. She has nothing for me to change into - so she gives me a pair of pink "boyshorts". I was working in a prison at the time.

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Submitted by MobiusAzarath (Some City, Some State) on 09.13.14

I have no idea what sickness I had but it felt like the flu. I was laying on my futon watching Trailer Park Boys and I reached for my handkerchief. I blew my nose and my asshole felt like the pronunciation of the letter 'B'. I thought nothing of it, maybe (Full Story) I have no idea what sickness I had but it felt like the flu. I was laying on my futon watching Trailer Park Boys and I reached for my handkerchief. I blew my nose and my asshole felt like the pronunciation of the letter 'B'. I thought nothing of it, maybe a small fart. Just as I began to feel a warm ooze, a speedy fart spurted out and it pushed my underwear out a little. I felt the slightly chunky mess in my underpants. It felt like a cup of lukewarm chocolate milk with melted marshmallows sloshing in my garments. I gripped my legs to prevent causing a mess. I carefully paced myself to the bathroom and completed business. I had to get rid of 3 sheets and my underwear of course.

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Submitted by Aunt Bea (Some City, Some State) on 09.13.14

Step brothers mother died. Went to funeral, decide to stick it out and go to graveside interment. Get massive pain in guts, release a small bit of gas. Step brother frowns. Pain returns, but stronger. Try to maintain composure. hands clamy. Sweat beading (Full Story) Step brothers mother died. Went to funeral, decide to stick it out and go to graveside interment. Get massive pain in guts, release a small bit of gas. Step brother frowns. Pain returns, but stronger. Try to maintain composure. hands clamy. Sweat beading on forehead. Decide to release some pressure as they hit the button to lower casket. Shit myself. Even worse, I was wearing skirt.

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Submitted by bristolboy (Bristol, UT) on 09.13.14

Our TV remote ran out of batteries.
I went upstairs to look for new ones.
I came back down and shat myself (Full Story) Our TV remote ran out of batteries.
I went upstairs to look for new ones.
I came back down and shat myself

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Submitted by PB (Some City, FL) on 09.13.14

Around 3 o'clock I went on a date and didn't eat anything other than breakfast that day. I was pretty gassy on my date and didn't fart or anything. Around 5 o clock I left and was driving home and had this terrible cramp pain so I started rushing home beca (Full Story) Around 3 o'clock I went on a date and didn't eat anything other than breakfast that day. I was pretty gassy on my date and didn't fart or anything. Around 5 o clock I left and was driving home and had this terrible cramp pain so I started rushing home because I knew this was the onset of diahrrea..... I got of the interstate and my house was about 2 lights away from my house passed the first light, everything was ok, passed the second one I started cramping intensely, I then stopped the car and explosively shit myself in my tight jeans.

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Submitted by ohmygoodness (somewhere, Some State) on 09.12.14

i was extremely sick one day, i had basically taken a few weeks off school because of how badly i'd gotten food poisoning, but i couldn't stop farting and unfortunately for me, the diarrhea was literally liquid coming out of my ass, so every time i got up, (Full Story) i was extremely sick one day, i had basically taken a few weeks off school because of how badly i'd gotten food poisoning, but i couldn't stop farting and unfortunately for me, the diarrhea was literally liquid coming out of my ass, so every time i got up, i farted and drenched my underwear in shit, i was up and down all day, constantly trying to keep the sofa from getting dirty and having to change my underwear. i went through about 20 pairs of underwear that day, thankfully it has never happened again.

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Submitted by Magic (Some City, Some State) on 09.09.14

When I was 11, I had been farting the entire day. I didn't feel like I had to poop, so I just went on farting and playing video games. My stomach hurt, and then I shart myself. I decided to go upstairs to take some medicine and then take a nice long shower (Full Story) When I was 11, I had been farting the entire day. I didn't feel like I had to poop, so I just went on farting and playing video games. My stomach hurt, and then I shart myself. I decided to go upstairs to take some medicine and then take a nice long shower. Suddenly, giant chunks of sh*t came out of my ass and landed into my underwear. I was terrified, I took my medicine as fast as possible and then went to run down to the shower. Plop, a chunk of sh*t fell out of my underwear. I started running quicker and dripped sh*t chunks all over the stairs, they fell out. I had sh*t all over the place, in the kitchen, down the stairs and then in the bathroom. I was covered in sh*t at this point and my dad was yelling at me. I threw my shorts and underwear away and got in the shower for a long time. I used lots of shampoo and body wash that day. That was 5 years ago, and I hope it'll never happen again.

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Submitted by lalalala (Some City, CT) on 09.08.14

Today I was in 8th period and I had to take a shit so fucking bad! But the bitch teacher wouldn't let me go. I sat there sweating for like 15 minutes. I could feel the shit wanting to just explode out of my asshole. Finally I said fuck it; I ran out the cl (Full Story) Today I was in 8th period and I had to take a shit so fucking bad! But the bitch teacher wouldn't let me go. I sat there sweating for like 15 minutes. I could feel the shit wanting to just explode out of my asshole. Finally I said fuck it; I ran out the class room as the teacher starting screaming her tits off and I was only 2 feet away from the bathroom when... I feel a load of shit pour out my ass! It was running down my leg! That is when I realized... I can never come back to this school again...

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Submitted by Shitgirl (Ottawa, NJ) on 09.06.14

3 hours ago Me and my friends were planning to practice track and feild, when we got to the park and were stretching I felt the need to do it. I told them I have a cramp and just sat down, they went to run and I was praying to god I don't shit myself, afte (Full Story) 3 hours ago Me and my friends were planning to practice track and feild, when we got to the park and were stretching I felt the need to do it. I told them I have a cramp and just sat down, they went to run and I was praying to god I don't shit myself, after 10 minutes they came back and then it just fell down, my shorts and shirt were full of crap! I covered it with my hoodie but the smell was soo bad. After I went home, I saw my legs were BROWN, I'm sure they know now. I don't even want to go to school anymore. It was a really shitty day.

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Submitted by Charlie (Some City, LA) on 09.06.14

Was going to my friends house, he had left the front door open. It was pitch black when I walked into his house. He jumped out from behind the door and scared the shit out of me, literally! I felt it just come out and I could do nothing about it. I said ' (Full Story) Was going to my friends house, he had left the front door open. It was pitch black when I walked into his house. He jumped out from behind the door and scared the shit out of me, literally! I felt it just come out and I could do nothing about it. I said 'I've got to go now".

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