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Submitted by Rod Dangerfield (Some City, Some State) on 05.23.15

To get things started, I'm a legendary farter. People love to hear me do it because I'm just so good at it. Anyway, last night I was sitting on my back patio watching the sprinklers & I felt a colossal fart brewing. So I got my iPhone out & put it on recor (Full Story) To get things started, I'm a legendary farter. People love to hear me do it because I'm just so good at it. Anyway, last night I was sitting on my back patio watching the sprinklers & I felt a colossal fart brewing. So I got my iPhone out & put it on record. I leaned over, held the phone down to my butt to record the fart, & then BAM! Huge fart! Only there was a problem....it was a shart. I shit all in my shorts. Now get this....I go commando. I was wearing some mesh Russell athletic shorts. What I thought was gonna be a massive fart turned into an atomic shit explosion. Some of it made it through my mesh shorts & got on my hand & iPhone. Now guess what....I can't get the shit smelling foulness out of my iPhone!!

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Submitted by sometimes you just cant hold it! (PLYMOUTH, Some State) on 05.22.15

after a short night down at my local, i was wlaking back with my friend. i new that i need a shit but i was so close to home there was no point stopping somewhere. after my friend and i parted ways, i felt a rumble, i was 2 minuets away from home. i could (Full Story) after a short night down at my local, i was wlaking back with my friend. i new that i need a shit but i was so close to home there was no point stopping somewhere. after my friend and i parted ways, i felt a rumble, i was 2 minuets away from home. i could make it.. couldn't i. as i was walking down my drive, i stoppped and clenched as i hard as i could. but there was no stopping. it all just errupted. leaving me with saggy pants and shit full jeans.... sometimes you just cant wait

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Submitted by Bubba Farts (Boston, MA) on 05.21.15

I was splitting wood one day and my boss told me we had to go get another ax from the garage. I was rummaging around in the garage when it hit me like a train. I had to shit and I had to shit NOW!I dropped my pants and let loose, all over the floor, just a (Full Story) I was splitting wood one day and my boss told me we had to go get another ax from the garage. I was rummaging around in the garage when it hit me like a train. I had to shit and I had to shit NOW!I dropped my pants and let loose, all over the floor, just as he walked in...

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Submitted by What is a nickname (What is a city?!, SC) on 05.21.15

Well...In 2nd grade I shit myself. It was 100% liquid and it wouldn't stop ;-;
My KHAKIS were soaked....I didn't go to the nurse and someone said "Hey, who farted"....I almost died (Full Story) Well...In 2nd grade I shit myself. It was 100% liquid and it wouldn't stop ;-;
My KHAKIS were soaked....I didn't go to the nurse and someone said "Hey, who farted"....I almost died

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Submitted by lay (Shreveport, Some State) on 05.20.15

I was walking today.so I had to fart the second time I fart I poop my pants it was watery,had turds.then I had on thongs

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Submitted by Hi (Some City, Some State) on 05.19.15

I think I shat myself on a night out with my new workmates but I was too fucked to remember so carried on as normal but i feel no one has the heart to tell me.

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Submitted by Scott (London, SC) on 05.16.15

Driving home and couldnt get to the loo in time
Shit all oozed in my pants (Full Story) Driving home and couldnt get to the loo in time
Shit all oozed in my pants

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Submitted by airborne532 (Brisbane , Some State) on 05.16.15

Itís happened to me a few times while on holidays because I always get really constipated and the last time was at the start of a national park tour. It felt good to finally get it out and the good part was no one knew the entire day.

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Submitted by bonbon (NY, NY) on 05.11.15

i farted put my hand down there smelt it and now my upper lip smells like shit

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Submitted by Brown Note (Mission Viejo, CA) on 05.11.15

So I was 10 and waiting for my step father to pick me up and drive me home after school. I ate while I waited, two giant chocolate whole grain muffins and a Carmel iced coffee concoction. Turns out there was a fire in the hills by our house so no cars coul (Full Story) So I was 10 and waiting for my step father to pick me up and drive me home after school. I ate while I waited, two giant chocolate whole grain muffins and a Carmel iced coffee concoction. Turns out there was a fire in the hills by our house so no cars could pass, but my mother had just given birth to my little sister so my step father was determined to get us home. 3miles up some hills to get home in 90 degree heat.
About halfway I knew I wasn't going to make it. I pleaded with my stepfather to stop so I could go in the bushes but he would not. He simply said go and them catch up... There was a sizable group of people that had begun the hike up I couldn't fathom doing what I needed to alone. I pleaded but he just kept walking. Finally he said "just go in your pants then if it's that bad."
Crying with snot bubbles and sobs wracking my chubby little body I let go. Hell, I pushed. A small trail began to form as the deep brown butt nuggets rolled out of my boxers and out of the leg of my shorts.
Still crying I started laughing as well.
A little while later a next door neighbor who was a cop and the step father of my friend drove by (cops were allowed to pass the fire blockade) he offered to pick us up. My friend and I had bonded over how little we liked our respective step fathers so I took the opportunity to really grind the shit into the backseat of his car as he took us up the last mile or so to our house. All the while still crying and laughing. Both him and my step father gagging in the front seat. When we finally arrived home my mother greeted us at the door. I stripped completely naked showed her the shit and told her " you're husband told me to shit in my pants! He wouldn't even stop for me!!"

If anyone has ever gone temporarily insane from shitting themselves it was me, at 10 years old on that hot Southern California day.

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