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Submitted by Old Brownie (Toledo, OH) on 09.06.16

I was enjoying a Northern Michigan vacation but hadn't moved my bowel for four days. I had an extra cup or two of coffee in the morning of my departure and waited a couple hours for the inevitable but it never happened. I headed for home and on a stretch o (Full Story) I was enjoying a Northern Michigan vacation but hadn't moved my bowel for four days. I had an extra cup or two of coffee in the morning of my departure and waited a couple hours for the inevitable but it never happened. I headed for home and on a stretch of the interstate with no restrooms or exit ramps the trouble in my fit started. At Houghton Lake I finally was able to exit and pulled into a crowded KFC. When I parked, my grillers slipped and a stream of slimy look filled my shorts. Iwent into the restaurant restroom to find the commode plugged and filled to the brim with crap. Oh well, O dropped my drawers and exploded again all over the toilet and myself before I could get on the crapper
All over my shorts, short and shoes. After I contributed what was left of my load, I pulled up my stained and stinking cloths and walked out of the putrid potty, out a towel on my vehicle seat, say down and drove three hours home in my own filth.

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Submitted by Poo master (Jacksonville , FL) on 09.05.16

I shit my self, I was at a night club drinking and I was dancing like nobody else was watching,but man was I wrong I thought it was just a fart but it turned out too be a shit and I was in a short dress, it was one hell of a mess other people where getting (Full Story) I shit my self, I was at a night club drinking and I was dancing like nobody else was watching,but man was I wrong I thought it was just a fart but it turned out too be a shit and I was in a short dress, it was one hell of a mess other people where getting sick but I still got laid that night

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Submitted by NikeChav (Carnforth, Some State) on 09.05.16

I made the fatal mistake if consuming sugar free mints.

1st September 2016, I squatted down to pick up a box off the floor, farted and promptly followed through into my pristine white Calvin Klein briefs! (Full Story) I made the fatal mistake if consuming sugar free mints.

1st September 2016, I squatted down to pick up a box off the floor, farted and promptly followed through into my pristine white Calvin Klein briefs!

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Submitted by Dammit (Nope, WI) on 09.03.16

I was with my friend and her mom and I really had to fart so I tried to hold it in. Next thing I know, I felt kind of a warm explosion. I thought I was just farting but it kept coming and coming. Then, I went to the bathroom and pulled down my pants to fin (Full Story) I was with my friend and her mom and I really had to fart so I tried to hold it in. Next thing I know, I felt kind of a warm explosion. I thought I was just farting but it kept coming and coming. Then, I went to the bathroom and pulled down my pants to find them full of... Well... shit. I almost cried. It was the first time I could remember, and I definitely didn't want to sit in shit all day. So I asked for a pair of pants and just said that I spilled my food on mine (we were eating Chinese).

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Submitted by Johnny Lo (Some City, Some State) on 09.03.16

So I'm sitting at the computer playing Naruto eating my left overs from chipotle I felt myself having to fart so I tried to slide it out and it felt super wet so instantly stood up and checked my underwear and there is had it a whole bunch of wet shit in m (Full Story) So I'm sitting at the computer playing Naruto eating my left overs from chipotle I felt myself having to fart so I tried to slide it out and it felt super wet so instantly stood up and checked my underwear and there is had it a whole bunch of wet shit in my boxers I instantly ran to the bathroom wiped my ass and instantly turned the shower on

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Submitted by Robert (London, Some State) on 08.26.16

The morning wasn't brilliant, for poor Robert that day,
He awoke quite early, with a cramp that stabbed away
And when he tried to shrug it off, the stabbing only grew
So he wound up in the bathroom, with bowl of number 2.

Now before we get too far i (Full Story) The morning wasn't brilliant, for poor Robert that day,
He awoke quite early, with a cramp that stabbed away
And when he tried to shrug it off, the stabbing only grew
So he wound up in the bathroom, with bowl of number 2.

Now before we get too far in this, I'd like to set the scene
For we were off in London, staying with a man quite clean
In his small apartment, Matthew ran a B&B
And he was known to woke at eight, while our hero shat at 3.

Now in this small apartment, there were but bathrooms one,
And for the host to find that crap, would clearly not be fun.
So sickly Rob did scour the house, to remedy his blunder
but despite all of his searching, he could find but not one plunger.

So after an hour of panic, poor Rob had to take a stop
and on his mound of feces, he piled more on top.
the problem once quite plunge-able had now so quickly grew
Into the worlds largest load, of reeking human poo.

Frantically he did woke his wife, to see if she could fix it
she suggested some hot water, and a stick with which to mix it
Poor Robert now quite frantic claimed, she did not comprehend
that he had made a pile so high, no tiny stick could mend.

Now his next play was quite naive, to try and save some clout
a desperate move to clear the pot, before Matthew came out.
With bag on hand and bag in pail, sick Robert went a scooping
he filled the pail and cleared the john, which he had filled with pooping

Now what he did with the bag of poop, will never be made known,
all that was said post slipping out, was that pail had found a home.
despite the nasty deed he'd done, though some say he did rush
for in-spite of all he'd tried, that toilet would not flush.

There seemed but a single way, he could complete the chore
he'd go out on a noble quest, to find a hardware store
If he left now and hurried on, he'd be back before eight
And Matthew would be none the wiser, left with a clean slate

And so out in the London rain, sick Robert went a walking
but quickly to his horror found, his cramps had followed stalking.
But with some luck and feet so fast, he ducked into a market
where he could safely let it out, on that which he had parked it.

Now feeling better, though quite weak back on his trek he went
but not one block poor Robert walked, before his luck was spent.
He felt a surge from deep within, and so his legs did cross
and to his relief he held it back, that nasty sickly sauce.

Groan, cry his maddened bowel, and an echo answered Groan,
And Robert in his panic, checked for service on his phone,
And as a toot squeaked through his cheeks, and chimed in sweet refrain,
and Robert knew that he could never trust a fart again.

Up ahead and to the right, he saw a department store
and so to it our hero ran, for he knew there would be more.
He pleaded with the greeter, for her to point him to the loo,
she pointed to the toilet and said, go do what you must do.

He walked across the store then jogged, as the feeling kept on growing,
For getting to that toilet stall was all that kept him going.
A raging cramp came though his gut, his legs he crossed again,
and struggling 'gainst the rushing wave, he kept it in with strain.

The fear was full in Robert's face, his cheeks were clenched in hate
he held with tightest violence, his sphincter in that state.
And now poor Robert holds it in, Oh no he let it go,
And now the store is shattered by the rush of Robert's flow.

Oh somewhere in the favored land the sun is shining bright.
A band is playing somewhere, and somewhere pants are light.
And somewhere men aren't crappy, and somewhere people dance
but there is no joy in ASDA, Mighty Robert's shat his pants.

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Submitted by PrincessPoop (San Diego, CA) on 08.26.16

Okay so pretty much I was hanging out with this guy all day while we worked cos his job is very lowkey. Once he's off we go back to my place. I haven't been feeling well for a few days. Constantly having soft serve shits in the morning but this time, ooooo (Full Story) Okay so pretty much I was hanging out with this guy all day while we worked cos his job is very lowkey. Once he's off we go back to my place. I haven't been feeling well for a few days. Constantly having soft serve shits in the morning but this time, oooooh, this time it was soooo bad. I fell asleep around midnight, wake up only a couple hours later and can feel the bubbles. I rihfuse to let loose while he's literally outside of the room(studio) but my body starts fighting me on it. All of a sudden I just feel a release but still super tense cos I'm trying to hold it in, failed but tried. Next thing I notice are all these diarrhea droplets on the floor, thankfully just passing his shoes and socks. Shit all down my leg. Trying to climb out of my panties like I'm playing operation. Mess. I finished on the toilet. Banging my cabinet around as if I actually had to look for something >_< I blame a good friend of mine for always asking me what I'd do if I shit myself- now I actually have to get plastic surgery, change my name, and leave the country. Who shits themselves standing over their own toilet? Meeeee.

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Submitted by Iggy (Los Angeles , CA) on 08.23.16

2months agoon June 1st. 2016 I totally took a shit all over myself in my pants which was a yucky and disgusting filling. Before it happened at the time it I was living with my girlfriend now my ex. I was under a a lot of stress emotional, physical, & finan (Full Story) 2months agoon June 1st. 2016 I totally took a shit all over myself in my pants which was a yucky and disgusting filling. Before it happened at the time it I was living with my girlfriend now my ex. I was under a a lot of stress emotional, physical, & financial stress. Rent was due I went down to my bank to see if a check of a large amount was deposited into my account to cover our rent and I got the new I just was not ready for. The bank teller told me the check was fake and the money was not deposited into my account. At that moment my stomach got sick lucky I did not live to far from our apartment, by the time I got home before I can even open the door I totally took a shit all over myself in my pant. Since my girlfriend and I now my ex. Told each other everything I told about the check my stomach getting sick and me shitting all over myself in pants. When I called her she said I understand, but I can tell she was mad by the tone of her voice when I told her I shit all over myself in my pants. Even though she said I understand it was an accident that you shit all over yourself in your pants that was the most embarrassing, yucky, and disgusting filling when it happened just wanted to tell my story.

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Submitted by Miss stubborn (Midnight train land , TN) on 08.23.16

Just before I got the last train home I went into the shop to buy my milk for the morning. I was standing at there looking at the sugar waffles and as I picked them up I felt a huggggge fart coming. I knew not to let this one out so I politely placed my it (Full Story) Just before I got the last train home I went into the shop to buy my milk for the morning. I was standing at there looking at the sugar waffles and as I picked them up I felt a huggggge fart coming. I knew not to let this one out so I politely placed my items on the desk and told the lady I needed to go to the Atm. I could feel it coming! Now I understand the term ''turtle head' ga ha! my only option was to run to the nearest park!!! I didn't even have my handbag!!! I ran to the bush! Pulled down my JUMPSUIT.. and let rip!!! :-( I grabbed the nearest leaf and waddled back to the train station! What a relief! But I can't help thinking people know!!! Oh wow! No more chicken nuggets for me!!

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Submitted by rip everyone on this plane (Holy Shitter, SD) on 08.19.16

when i was flying to hawaii all the shitters were being used. then it all came out. I picked it up and flushed it. the whole flight smelled like shit and i sat on shit. I was fined 500 fuckin' USD$.

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