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Submitted by BM (Melbourne, FL) on 08.18.15

So as the owner of the company I am always very busy "working" and I find it difficult to make it to the bathroom in time, so I wear diapers and if someone finds them after I change myself I blame it on other people. I lost all sense of smell, but apparen (Full Story) So as the owner of the company I am always very busy "working" and I find it difficult to make it to the bathroom in time, so I wear diapers and if someone finds them after I change myself I blame it on other people. I lost all sense of smell, but apparently it is pretty ripe from what I hear.

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Submitted by Ninjashiter (Some City, Some State) on 08.17.15

I once pooped my pants on the way to home.. I just felt this horrible urge to poop. And I lost control. At first I panicked because I thought I was dying! So I called my mum. And told her, my mum is ace and didn't shame or laugh at me, she helped me cope w (Full Story) I once pooped my pants on the way to home.. I just felt this horrible urge to poop. And I lost control. At first I panicked because I thought I was dying! So I called my mum. And told her, my mum is ace and didn't shame or laugh at me, she helped me cope with it. Luckily no one has seen me. Thus the nickname. And I managed to get home and wash myself.

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Submitted by Jessica (Some City, WA) on 08.16.15

Went camping with my boyfriend and a few other people. We drank and smoked a lot of pot. Had a great time and everything was fine until morning. We woke up in our 2 -person sleeping bag. My boyfriend is poking me with morning wood and I am hung over as (Full Story) Went camping with my boyfriend and a few other people. We drank and smoked a lot of pot. Had a great time and everything was fine until morning. We woke up in our 2 -person sleeping bag. My boyfriend is poking me with morning wood and I am hung over as fuck. A wave of nausea hits me and I have to quickly get out of the tent to go puke. As I am throwing some shoes on I dry-heave and that's when shit goes down. The dry-heave causes me to lose control. I feel warmth down the back of my legs. I am outside the tent now trying to waddle away to the bushes. As I am duck-walking with shit running down the inside of my pants I start vomiting from the hangover. The force of vomiting causes me to keep shitting. I am spewing from both ends in the woods as my boyfriend and other friends are all sleeping in the tents. I peel the pants off and succeed in smearing everything around. Butt naked and covered in shit I am standing in the bushes with no idea of what I am supposed to do. I whimper and call my boyfriend. He crawls out and comes to see what the problem is. He looks at me and shakes his head...."Again, Jessica?" Yes this has actually happened twice. He cleaned me up and hid the evidence. I don't drink anymore.

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Submitted by sneekysqueaky (moonbase, AZ) on 08.14.15

well i was watching a lets-play, it was a horror based game and out of nowhere i viciously shit myself, not just a smear but hold your pants to keep it from exploding out the legs. i guess the game was scary

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Submitted by ợฬєгtץ๏&# (Some City, Some State) on 08.10.15

I was cleaning the house of a nice old woman (as my job is a maid) and about an hour and a half into doing my job the lady told me she would go grocery shopping in a couple of minutes. I simply nodded and got back to work. After another hour I felt my stom (Full Story) I was cleaning the house of a nice old woman (as my job is a maid) and about an hour and a half into doing my job the lady told me she would go grocery shopping in a couple of minutes. I simply nodded and got back to work. After another hour I felt my stomach growling. Then, a terrible stomach ache came in. I new i needed to shit. I didn't know if i should have gone to the ladies restroom or if I should have kept it in, so I told myself i'll try and keep it in for a few more minutes and see what happens. After about 15 more minutes, the pain only grew worse. I put down my broom and started walking to find the nearest restroom in the house, as it was my first time cleaning this ladies house. then, in a matter of a few seconds my stomach exploded. my ass was shaking and I knew I fucked up. I ran up and down stairs trying desperately to find a restroom. I couldln't until I saw a corner in the house. I ran around to find a door which led to one. I ripped of my pants, started to sit down, but it was too late. I Shat all over the fucking floor. It was everywhere. I ran to my broom after wiping my ass and I got straight to cleaning it. That was when I heard the garage door opening. I knew that I would have a matter of seconds. I cleaned that shit up like there was no tomorrow and wiped of the floor before she could notice. The job was done, and I was proud.

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Submitted by Jane (Some City, Some State) on 08.10.15

I was about 7 or 8 years old at the time. I was at church attending the kid's Wednesday night group and we began a prayer. In the middle of the prayer I felt my stomach drop. Without any hesitation, diarrhea just spewed out all over the inside of my pants. (Full Story) I was about 7 or 8 years old at the time. I was at church attending the kid's Wednesday night group and we began a prayer. In the middle of the prayer I felt my stomach drop. Without any hesitation, diarrhea just spewed out all over the inside of my pants. Luckily I was wearing double layer track pants and a jacket. I wrapped the jacket around my waist, and afterward there was some old lady trying to offer me her sweater because it was cold outside. I don't remember anyone noticing the sound or smell or anything. Maybe it was a dream? I still don't know...

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Submitted by poopies (Singapore, Some State) on 08.08.15

well I am on the singapore MRT with my boyfriend, i had flown to malaysia to see him and we as hes in a border area decide to stay in singapore. I had an egg sandwich the day before and my stomach (I already have mild IBS and stomach issues anyway)
was no (Full Story) well I am on the singapore MRT with my boyfriend, i had flown to malaysia to see him and we as hes in a border area decide to stay in singapore. I had an egg sandwich the day before and my stomach (I already have mild IBS and stomach issues anyway)
was not good.

So i am sat on the MRT we are both on the way back to the border control to go back into malaysia. and i felt no need to poop i decide to let out a cheeky fart, only i felt liquid squirt out from my butt. I turn around to my boyfriend and look him in the eyes...

'ive just shit myself'

And near enough distraught try to find a toilet. I go commando in my shorts but we had spare pairs in my bag as we had stayed at his aunts. We run up an escalator but find nothing him standing behind me as i am panicking that a shit stain is visible, we run into a lift and a lady comes in with a push chair in the lift with us, the smell of food poisoning poop was filling the lift, we came out and ran to the nearby mens toilets, thank god we are both guys! We ran into the stall and S/E asia has water bigots by the toilet which made cleaning up relatively easy. Washed my pants at the basin and sealed them into bags.

Got the bus back but honestly, I could feel poop bursting to come out from my ass on the bus, and while waiting in line to get passport stamped at both ends!

We get to his house and i go up to the toilet and unleash a volcano of the most foul and vile smelling shit i ever recall being ejected from my asshole! He wont let me live it down, and his mother found the idea quite hilarious.

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Submitted by PoopMan (Jurrasic World, Some State) on 08.08.15

I was at home, had a massive urge to shit but I had peed 2 minutes ago and when you dont pee and poop, your butthole hurts. Anyway, I had to poop so I went and unloaded the biggest fucking dump I've ever had. Thick mother fucking diarrhoea. Nearly fainted. (Full Story) I was at home, had a massive urge to shit but I had peed 2 minutes ago and when you dont pee and poop, your butthole hurts. Anyway, I had to poop so I went and unloaded the biggest fucking dump I've ever had. Thick mother fucking diarrhoea. Nearly fainted. Next thing I know, after insane butthurt action where the poop would stuck in the butthair, I was done. Or that's what I thought. Wipes, nothing. Wipes again, nothing. Pulls up pants, and guess what. Oh yes. Another. mother fucking iceberg of poop, warm, sticky, and soft, is smashed up my ass and between the fucking buttcheeks. Mom's upstairs telling me the typical phrase "food's ready". Shower immediately sais the brain. So that's what I do, I take a shower. Yet even when I am done I can feel some pieces of poop right now talking to you. I gave the finger to my mom and I ate 30 minutes later. Fuck this poop shit. Fuck this asscheeks shit. Fuck this shit in general. Fucking dammit.
Poopman is out.

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Submitted by shorty (Some City, Some State) on 08.08.15

About 30 minutes before my shift ended at work I was struck by the worst bout of explosive diahrea I've ever encountered, I literaly checked the toilet bowel to make sure I had'nt cracked it. I felt completely fine afterwards so jumped in my car and headed (Full Story) About 30 minutes before my shift ended at work I was struck by the worst bout of explosive diahrea I've ever encountered, I literaly checked the toilet bowel to make sure I had'nt cracked it. I felt completely fine afterwards so jumped in my car and headed home after work. About halfway home I felt my stomache cramping up again and sped up trying to make the next off ramp to find a restroom to use. And of course, like in my worst nightmare, a state police trooper pulls in behind me with his lights flashing. As I'm pulling over to the side of the road I'm clamping my butt cheaks together so tight I could crush a diamond. I could feel the impending bowel explosion building, my first thought was to jump out the door, drop my drawers and let er rip but as I watched the cop approaching in the rear view mirror decided maybe not. Then, about the time he reached my door all hell broke loose. It felt like the cap blowing off of a fire hydrant with me sitting on top of it. For a brief moment, the embarassement of shitting myself seemed like nothing due to the extreme relief I felt. But a very brief moment it was, because as soon as the trooper stuck his face in my window he literaly stepped back and pucked all over himself.

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Submitted by Shitty mess (Auckland, Some State) on 08.06.15

I was in English at school at i really needed to shit I asked to be excused but my teacher refused I had to clench my ass cheeks together so my shit wouldn't squirt out. I was squeezing my ass hole together and was squirming around when the bell rung I rus (Full Story) I was in English at school at i really needed to shit I asked to be excused but my teacher refused I had to clench my ass cheeks together so my shit wouldn't squirt out. I was squeezing my ass hole together and was squirming around when the bell rung I rushed out and I could feel it dribbling out i soon slipped over and looked down to see shit all over the floor.

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