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Submitted by Dr Sepheroth (UK, Some State) on 05.29.16

Last time I shit myself was today, but my best Oops I Shit MYself story, takes place in High School, I had just started at a new school, and the tradition there was to introduce yourself to all the other kids in front of everyone during assembly on stage.
(Full Story) Last time I shit myself was today, but my best Oops I Shit MYself story, takes place in High School, I had just started at a new school, and the tradition there was to introduce yourself to all the other kids in front of everyone during assembly on stage.

So being disabled I have to wear diapers 24/7 but that particular morning my belly didn't feel right and I had already had 2 messy diapers that morning.
Well as I am escorted up on to the stage to introduce myself, I start feeling somethings not right, I get up on stage and before I can say anything I fill my diaper with the runs to the point of a major blow out, all I could do was stand their and look up at the ceiling as it dripped down my legs in front of everyone. My nick name at high school was baby shart ever since that day.

I was escorted off the stage by the school nurse in front of every one and taken to be changed, eventually I was sent home for the rest of the week because I was not feeling well, but at that age I did not comprehend the difference between feeling well and not feeling well so I was unable to communicate it back then.

But that is Pervasive Developmental Disorder Not Otherwise Specified with traits of Asperger's Syndrome , Epilepsy and Intellectual disability for you.

As for as Intellectual disability goes, I only learnt how to divide this january, and I still have difficulty with division, I learn how to read a clock in march this year but I still have no concept of time. I am 28

A Life of diaper changes and screw ups, A lot of things I do not understand, like why the road is multi colored in some places or like why they call it a pavment in some places and an all in other places, or why the sky is multi colored and not justblack like space, and what is space in definition of area relitive to space in definition of space and why people need names and why cant we have hyper links instead of names

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Submitted by a (aa, CT) on 05.28.16

Well one day i was shitting and my ass decided to come to life and realize that im a fucking stoner who is in the middle of the wood trying to kill every last man in the ass. This is my story of the last of the mohicans.

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Submitted by Rusamitha (Some City, OR) on 05.28.16

Tl;dr
Got sick and involuntarily shat myself in public, made a mess in the bathroom, tried my best to clean up.

I was downtown with my dad and started to feel nauseous and my stomach hurt. I just thought I was starting my period, but I started to feel (Full Story) Tl;dr
Got sick and involuntarily shat myself in public, made a mess in the bathroom, tried my best to clean up.

I was downtown with my dad and started to feel nauseous and my stomach hurt. I just thought I was starting my period, but I started to feel dizzy, my vision got bright/blurry, and my hearing got quiet. I could feel myself shitting a little, so I got my dad to lead me to a bathroom. I could feel some running down my leg, and I'm really glad I was wearing loose-fitting pants.

When I got to the bathroom I wasn't feeling sick anymore. I pulled down my pants to get on the toilet and there was a lot more poop in my panties than I expected. Then it fell on the floor. So now I had to clean up my privates, legs, pants, panties, toilet seat, and floor.

There was no toilet paper. I had to yell for my dad to get some from the men's room. I must have used up almost an entire roll trying to clean up everything. I rinsed off my clothes in the sink, and tried very hard to clean myself and the floor. My dad brought me clean clothes.

Overall a terrible experience. I don't recommend it.

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Submitted by Connor (London, Some State) on 05.28.16

So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we (Full Story) So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we all sat down with our breakfast and as I was eating I really needed to fart! So I tensed a bit and let it rip slowly as to not make a noise, however I felt a sudden warmth in my pants, I tried not to let on so I excused myself quietly and walked to the toilets in reception of this massive and absolutely packed hotel, I got into a toilet cubical dropped my shorts and boxer shorts and realised I had seeped a rather large amount of liquid which had been soaked up by
my boxer shorts and through my shorts, the sudden realisation struck me that I had walked all through a packed restaurant and hotel with a massive brown patch on the back of my arse... What's worse is I couldn't bring myself to walk to the hotel room in such a state! I tried to call my mum, no answer so I gave in and called my sister and had to embarrassingly tell her o shit myself, 10 mins later my grandad through a pair of shorts over the toilet door and I waddled back to the hotel room and spent the day in bed lol

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Submitted by Connor (London, Some State) on 05.28.16

So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we (Full Story) So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we all sat down with our breakfast and as I was eating I really needed to fart! So I tensed a bit and let it rip slowly as to not make a noise, however I felt a sudden warmth in my pants, I tried not to let on so I excused myself quietly and walked to the toilets in reception of this massive and absolutely packed hotel, I got into a toilet cubical dropped my shorts and boxer shorts and realised I had seeped a rather large amount of liquid which had been soaked up by
my boxer shorts and through my shorts, the sudden realisation struck me that I had walked all through a packed restaurant and hotel with a massive brown patch on the back of my arse... What's worse is I couldn't bring myself to walk to the hotel room in such a state! I tried to call my mum, no answer so I gave in and called my sister and had to embarrassingly tell her o shit myself, 10 mins later my grandad through a pair of shorts over the toilet door and I waddled back to the hotel room and spent the day in bed lol

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Submitted by Poo poo (Shitville, TX) on 05.27.16

Once opon a shit I shit my shitty shitter.It was a accident I was a sleep and I farted in my dream and in the morning I shit my pajamas.Thats the story of me the shitty shitter of the shittest!

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Submitted by Barry Shart (Some City, Some State) on 05.27.16

Unfortunately due to reasons of National Security I am duty bound to tell you that questioning if Chuck Norris is a better Actor than Steven "Fat Ponnytail Guy" Seagal will induce a poop similar to those Steve Martin produces from his mouth

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Submitted by Manda (Pleasant Hill , CA) on 05.25.16

I leaked out this weird fart poo wet leakage shit when i tried to push out a fart at 3:30 am after like 4 cups of coffee.

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Submitted by Haileybarnes5150 (WESTMINSTER, MD) on 05.22.16

The last time I shit myself was when i was a baby and I haven't done it since but one time I was 9yrs old and I was at my cousins house and we were playing coos and at the time 5 yr old cousin caught me and he put me in the closet and I had to pee and he i (Full Story) The last time I shit myself was when i was a baby and I haven't done it since but one time I was 9yrs old and I was at my cousins house and we were playing coos and at the time 5 yr old cousin caught me and he put me in the closet and I had to pee and he is remarkably strong and he wouldn't let me out and I banned in the door an don't finally it came out running down my legs all warm and wet he finally let me out and I went crying to my uncle and told him what happened

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Submitted by Babbedmypants (UK, Some State) on 05.22.16

I ate 7 samosas in one pastry fuelled binge. On the bus home my stomach started to gurgle and I felt the strong urge to take a dump. I was squeezing and squeezing my butt cheeks, and counting the stops to home. Sadly 1 stop before I was due to get off, (Full Story) I ate 7 samosas in one pastry fuelled binge. On the bus home my stomach started to gurgle and I felt the strong urge to take a dump. I was squeezing and squeezing my butt cheeks, and counting the stops to home. Sadly 1 stop before I was due to get off, I failed and shat in my pants. When I got home to clean up my bottoms were like a vegetable vindaloo. Sauce everywhere.

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