Submitted by the gump (Nottingham, AK) on 04.17.14
I successfully held onto my shite for a duration of nine days, causing immense constipation deep within the bowel extremities. I thereby checked the undergarments that I possessed onto my body and thereof discovered the legion of shit that awaited me, true story (longer than the palm of your hand, in skidmarks)
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