Submitted by Potty smoker (Some City, Some State) on 07.23.17
I was having a cigarette out of my window, as my parents dont let me smoke. I farted and felt myself need to shit. It started getting worse and feeling warmer. As i put my smoke out i started shitting myself and when i got to the bathroom, my panties were (Full Story) I was having a cigarette out of my window, as my parents dont let me smoke. I farted and felt myself need to shit. It started getting worse and feeling warmer. As i put my smoke out i started shitting myself and when i got to the bathroom, my panties were soiled. Fml
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Submitted by oops (new york, NY) on 01.10.17
I was having a great time in a school bus to a field trip when I felt an urge to fart. I silently let it out, but it was very sticky and wet. It was diarrhea! I stayed quiet till I got to the bathroom stop. I forgot to lock the door, and when another kid o (Full Story) I was having a great time in a school bus to a field trip when I felt an urge to fart. I silently let it out, but it was very sticky and wet. It was diarrhea! I stayed quiet till I got to the bathroom stop. I forgot to lock the door, and when another kid opened the door, all I could do was yell to get out. He took one long look down and went into a different stall. Everybody knows now.
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Submitted by PurpleGhost93 (Some City, Some State) on 03.13.17
This was in 2011. Me, my fiancé and my brother had booked a little holiday to Norway to see friends. The last time I flew was when I was 4 years old. At the time of the incident I would have been 18. so I was extremely nervous to fly, and considering I ha (Full Story) This was in 2011. Me, my fiancé and my brother had booked a little holiday to Norway to see friends. The last time I flew was when I was 4 years old. At the time of the incident I would have been 18. so I was extremely nervous to fly, and considering I have IBS and severe anxiety it made me a hell of a lot worse. My fatherinlaw picked us all up, to take us to the airport.
Everything was fine, until we hit a complete standstill on the M25.(M25 is a major highway toward London.) There is me panicking, because my stomach was starting to rumble and cramp, and the panicking mad it come on quicker. We are in the middle lane, 4-5 lanes, and stocked full of cars, we were surrounded. I noticed people getting out their cars to see what was going on, which ended up being a lorry full of molten tar tipped over and covered the road (easy fix for potholes I guess.) The feel for voiding my bowels was getting a lot stronger now. I looked around looking for a place to go. It was winter, no leaves on bushes. I saw a thornbush. That was the only option, it was so dense that I hoped would hide me. I grabbed my fiancé, opened the car door, dragged him onto one of the most busiest motorways in the uk, and ripped my way through the thornbush. I couldn't feel the thorns, my mind was so panicked, I had to go NOW! My fiancé was on his phone, complaining about worrying we'll miss our flight. I shouted "FUCK YOU!" And released.
Bright orange, steaming lava poured out of me for a good 10 minutes. I was just silently hoping that none of the hundreds of cars could see me. All there was to wipe was dead leaves.
I finished, and walked out the bush full of shame. Got our suitcases out the car, dragged them up the embankment, climbed over a fence (I fell on my face) and started walking. We were really close to the airport. All the cars on the motorway ended up having to do a u turn, and drive through a big gate that had separated the town and the motorway. His dad picked us up, that's when I started to hysterically cry and call my mummy. Got to the airport, changed my knickers and threw them away, got into some joggers and made it through security. We made the flight. FML.
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Submitted by Swagrat ($crewston, TX) on 01.16.20
I shit myself while getting turbo gawk gawk double-fisted hand twist 9000 from my gurl. It was an obviously intended 'Blumpkin' but (plot twist) I forgot to take my pants off before sitting down on da porta-john. All in all, poopy everywhere, ruined my new (Full Story) I shit myself while getting turbo gawk gawk double-fisted hand twist 9000 from my gurl. It was an obviously intended 'Blumpkin' but (plot twist) I forgot to take my pants off before sitting down on da porta-john. All in all, poopy everywhere, ruined my new Calvin Klein undie-supremes, and I'm upset af. 1/10, would not 'Blumpkin' again.
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Submitted by Poopyrunner (NZ, Some State) on 02.16.17
Ok so I had this running event I had to train for where I was running 14km as part of a team relay, but I'd had food poisoning and hadn't done any training all week. I was finally feeling better, so I thought I'd go for a quick training run - just 5km so 2 (Full Story) Ok so I had this running event I had to train for where I was running 14km as part of a team relay, but I'd had food poisoning and hadn't done any training all week. I was finally feeling better, so I thought I'd go for a quick training run - just 5km so 2.5km out to this bridge and back. I made it out up the bridge alright, but then I felt this spicy thing in my butthole. I thought it'll be alright I pooped before the run - false alarm. A few seconds later I had to stop, and I knew I was about to shit myself. I was surrounded by path railing and couldn't get down the river bank to let it rip so I just had to let the explosion happen in my pants! And boy did she explode.
Post shit explosion I find a gap in the railing and whip down my pants and squat behind a tree to let out a much grander explosion which hopefully was great fertiliser. I check my shorts and they are FULL of runny poo so I fling them down the bank towards the river and run home as fast as I can in my undies and rain coat!
Thankfully it was raining so there wasn't many people out. I did get a couple of whistles on my way home, that must've been before they looked closer and saw poop seeping out of my undies though.
Woohoo what an awful but hilarious experience!!
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Submitted by larry Bruce (brighton massechesetts, MO) on 02.08.20
I really dig sushi. trouble is I cant fucking use chopsticks. whenevert I take my bird out (shes really common, you know ther type; smells a bit funny, dodgy teeth and some kind 0of strange hairdo done at S and Ps (Brighton), spends all my money - right sl (Full Story) I really dig sushi. trouble is I cant fucking use chopsticks. whenevert I take my bird out (shes really common, you know ther type; smells a bit funny, dodgy teeth and some kind 0of strange hairdo done at S and Ps (Brighton), spends all my money - right slag really, but im known for my charity work; actually, she fucking stinks, but (tbc)
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Submitted by Amazon driver accident (san antonio, TX) on 01.16.17
Today when I finished dropping off my last amazon package I felt the urge to pee really badly. Making it to the nearest gas station wasn't really an option so I found a secluded area and popped a squat. Unfortunately I've been having some gastrointestinal (Full Story) Today when I finished dropping off my last amazon package I felt the urge to pee really badly. Making it to the nearest gas station wasn't really an option so I found a secluded area and popped a squat. Unfortunately I've been having some gastrointestinal issues today and liquid fire dropped out of me too. I realized quickly enough what was happening and in an effort to not get it on my shoe I fell in it. At this point I know I'm screwed. Not wanting to ruin my underwear I grab the closest thing in my car. My white head wrap and place under my ass and attempt to make it home. All the while the shot keeps coming and leaking on my cloth seats. I have my nethers covered in a blanket I had left in the car and I'm trying to make it home. The smell of the diarrhea causes me to throw up in my car all down the front of my uniform. I'm crying on the phone to my boyfriend begging him to tell work I would return the work device tomorrow and I have an issue that made my uniform unacceptable for work. He refuses and so I have to call and explain to my boss that I vomited all over myself and of course get a million questions about being pregnant. When it's all said and done I waddle up to my apartment throw off my clothes wash them in the sink then throw them in the washer. Get lysol wipes to wipe my car down and plan to use a shampoo er on the seats tomorrow. My day sucked.
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Submitted by Whoopsie (Some City, Some State) on 03.31.17
This literally just happened. I went to a potluck and I was eating these wraps my friend made. It had lettuce, ground meat, tomato, and her "Taco Sauce" she said she made out of mayo and other spices. It was amazinggggg. But then an hour later, my stomach (Full Story) This literally just happened. I went to a potluck and I was eating these wraps my friend made. It had lettuce, ground meat, tomato, and her "Taco Sauce" she said she made out of mayo and other spices. It was amazinggggg. But then an hour later, my stomach gurgled and then I asked what was in the sauce. She said cream cheese and taco seasoning. I then reminded her I was lactose and she said, "Whoops." First thing you should know, I'm shit shy. Meaning I can't shit unless I'm completely alone or at my house. So being at a person's house I had just met, I'm not going to just let a nuke drop in their home. So I held it in. An hour goes by. Fine. Another hour goes by. I'm holding on.... Then we get to the friend's house (who made the taco sauce) because I had forgotten my purse. I told my boyfriend (of one year) to go get my purse because if I stood up, that was it. He comes back and I bolt it for the house. I manage to get the front door unlocked. Then I'm running up the stairs, but the force of my steps hitting the stairs and the intense pressure I felt was too much. I shit my pants right as I'm 2 steps away from the Washroom door. It wasn't that bad. I'd say the stain was a good hand size but it didn't manage to leak through. I made it to the toilet just has the full force began. I texted my boyfriend what happened and I quickly got into the shower. I cleaned up and my boyfriend gave me his work jacket to cover myself. I was completely mortified. Like I said, I'm shit shy. So he would always tell me it's okay to shit at his house but I refuse. So my first time shitting around my boyfriend was me shitting my pants. He keeps telling me it's fine but I'm so embarrassed and I really don't want any physical human interaction for at least a week.
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Submitted by Shartatron (Maui, HI) on 07.24.17
So we were running sprints in the beginning of practice. We were on the last one and I was starting to feel all weird. So I thought I had it in me that I could do this last sprint and manage to go somewhere else before something happened. Turns out while I (Full Story) So we were running sprints in the beginning of practice. We were on the last one and I was starting to feel all weird. So I thought I had it in me that I could do this last sprint and manage to go somewhere else before something happened. Turns out while I was sprinting the last one my whole body gave out and a shit myself the whole run. I ran all the way past everyone else and I called one of the coach's and told em that I'd "emptied the tank too hard" and he didn't understand and just asked if I needed to go somewhere and I said yeah. I didn't have a ride so I had to walk all the way home covered in shit. One of my friends actually drove past me and saw me as I walked all the way home.
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Submitted by Shameful (Some City, MO) on 06.25.17
I'm standing outside with my bestie smoking a cigarette and I feel the urge to fart. So naturally I let it go but in that same moment comes instant regret!! It made a pop sound and a look of horror crossed my face. My friend was worried and thought that my (Full Story) I'm standing outside with my bestie smoking a cigarette and I feel the urge to fart. So naturally I let it go but in that same moment comes instant regret!! It made a pop sound and a look of horror crossed my face. My friend was worried and thought that my back or hip popped. I couldn't even say anything I just stood there looking mortified. Until I tell her "biiitch I just shit myself!!!" She is like "Whaaaat!?!!" I was wearing shorts and no underwear, it was dripping down the back of my leg! I reached back and was struck with horror when my fingers had shit on them!!! I showed her and she started laughing hysterically. I had to shimmy up the steps to the house. My 8 year old was on the couch and I told her as soon as I walked in she was like huh? I turned around and showed her, she picked up her phone and started recording me!!! Yup so I immediately took some Imodium and laid down after cleaning myself up. Ughhh kinda wanna die right now.
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Submitted by ceroteconfifa (san diego , CA) on 07.19.13
Got out of work did a hard 10hrs unloading a semi full of shit(no pun intended) that day i rarely drink coffee but i had a double shot espresso thingamajig to finish the job came home thought nothing of it had a normal stool after work then took a shower (Full Story) Got out of work did a hard 10hrs unloading a semi full of shit(no pun intended) that day i rarely drink coffee but i had a double shot espresso thingamajig to finish the job came home thought nothing of it had a normal stool after work then took a shower came out so fresh and so clean started drinking some brews and playing some FIFA when my girl came home and started doing my dirty laundry i stood up and asked her if she could wash my towel to she said fuck you wash your own god damn towel as i stood there in awe i got a whiff of some poopy smell i thought it was just my dirty clothes i kept playing fifa forgot about the whole fucking thing then i had to take a piss mind you the whole time i am free balling because i have no clean chones
when i pull my shorts down to piss i get the same pooppy smell i check my shorts and theres some fresh skid marks like just printed i wipe my asshole and i have shit in my asshole now this is the only fucking time i have shitted my self without any pushing farting or loose stool i dont know what the fuck it was that made me shit my self but i told my girl and she said ooooh baby you want me to wash your towel now
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Submitted by Josef the Man (San Fransisco, CA) on 11.03.16
Some years ago, I attended the yearly Christmas staff party. Me and my friends made some stupid bets and I managed to win all of them. The prize was 6 large shots of tequila that had to be consumed within 10min, otherwise I needed to pay 100 dollars fine. (Full Story) Some years ago, I attended the yearly Christmas staff party. Me and my friends made some stupid bets and I managed to win all of them. The prize was 6 large shots of tequila that had to be consumed within 10min, otherwise I needed to pay 100 dollars fine. I drank them within 5 minutes and managed not to throw up, as I have a strong stomach. I was feeling fine the first 10 - 15min, until the alcohol kicked in and off I went!! I could not stand on my feet, became a veggie. My colleagues had to carry me to the nearest sofa. Apparently, in my world, I assumed I was sitting on the toilet. I tried to pull down my pants (was not very successful doing so) and started to shit in front of the WHOLE company!! So there I was, in front of 50 people, pants half way down and full of shit... My friends kindly carried me to the toilet and filled my pants with toilet paper, then called a taxi and took me home. Once I was told the next day what happened, I quit my job... That was also the last time I drank tequila...
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Submitted by Hippie (Washington, DC, DC) on 10.05.10
When I was about 13 I had some issues with constipation. Nothing too bad, it mainly amounted to me only pooping once every couple of days, and when I did poop those turds were wide, long, and as hard as a brick.
Anyway, one day I was in a mall (and a ra (Full Story) When I was about 13 I had some issues with constipation. Nothing too bad, it mainly amounted to me only pooping once every couple of days, and when I did poop those turds were wide, long, and as hard as a brick.
Anyway, one day I was in a mall (and a rather snooty one I might add) and I suddenly felt the urge to shit. Now I don't know if you've ever had to take a crap when you're dealing with constipation or not, but let me tell you - the urge to shit is ten times stronger when you've been constipated compared to when you aren't constipated. So there I was in the middle of this mall and I had to crap, and bad. I looked around for a bathroom and saw a sign. I followed the sign to another sign, and then followed that sign to another sign that pointed to the upper level of the mall. I hopped on the escalator, clenching my cheeks together so tight I couldn't breathe. I was already doing the duck walk and I hadn't even crapped myself yet.
Almost as soon as I stepped on the escalator, the turd began to crown. I couldn't stop it. My face was red, I was sweating, heart pounding, every muscle in my body was tense... and the turd was slowly sliding out. Somehow I managed to muster the strength to pinch off the small part that had escaped. The tiny turd fell into my underpants and it felt heavy, like someone had just dropped a rock in my pants.
Now I didn't want to finish my escalator trip and make the walk to the bathroom with a turd in my pants. So, I did what any normal and mature male would do. I shook my pants until I felt the turd come tumbling down the leg of my pants, and then I saw (and heard!) it hit the step of the escalator that I was standing on. It was about the size of a golf ball. This whole time I was very lucky in that the only people anywhere near me had just gotten onto the escalator at the bottom, and they weren't paying attention to me so I'm sure they had no idea what lay ahead...
Suddenly I looked up and realized that I was almost at the top of the escalator. I readied myself, and hopped off. As I turned to look behind me, I noticed that the golf ball turd had become trapped in front of the grate at the top of the escalator. It wasn't being squished or flattened. Instead, it was just rolling in place. The flat steps at the top of the escalator were rolling it along, as if the turd ball was on a treadmill. It was one of the funniest things I ever saw. I would've watched it longer, but then I realized that a group of people on the escalator were rapidly approaching the top, so I had to get the hell outta' dodge! Plus, I still had to take a massive shit... one that would end up clogging the hell out of the toilet.
And that was the day (one of the many, actually) that I shit myself.
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Submitted by Meg (South Africa, Some State) on 02.26.16
Part I
I was laying on my stomach in bed and suddenly had to go poop and pee. I was wearing cotton panties and pajama shorts pulled up snug around my waist. I thought since I was alone upstairs and the large comforter would mask the smell, I would just go (Full Story) Part I
I was laying on my stomach in bed and suddenly had to go poop and pee. I was wearing cotton panties and pajama shorts pulled up snug around my waist. I thought since I was alone upstairs and the large comforter would mask the smell, I would just go right there laying down. The mattress had a plastic sheet on it so I knew it would be fine. Laying firmly on my stomach, I hugged my pillow almost falling asleep, closed my eyes and spread my legs real wide. I adjusted my tight thick panties over my bum and crotch. I lifted my pelvis about an inch off the bed and as I did, a high pitched 'weeeeeeeeeee' began hissing softly under the covers as I felt peepee trickle up off my clit, spraying and flooding my panties all the way up to my stomach. It was a really strong pee as I smelt it even as I buried my face deep in my pillow. I continued relieving myself, pressing my bum and clit down and peed harder into the mattress, the wee sound getting softer and a puddle growing under the covers. I still really had to go but was also so tired almost falling asleep. I tried getting comfortable to go number 2 so I moved up on my knees then back down again. as I did, un absorbed pee-pee splashed and trickled puddling up in my bum crack inside my underwear. It felt really warm and I got a really strong whiff of piss as I pulled the covers further up over my back, snuggling and closing my eyes like nothing even happened.
I felt the strong urge to poop now so I began humping down slightly and spread my legs wider. Still laying on my stomach hugging my pillow, I held it in... but felt pain in my intestines so I just began to go right there. I squirted more pee and farted as I pushed and grunted. I spread my legs all the way and began smelling a hint of poo under the covers. It was going to be a big load, I could feel it coming down...
Mmmpphh... I closed my eyes tight and raised my bum a little off, feeling my wet panties stick to my clit. As poop started poking out I pressed my hips down into the mattress and went more wee as I felt a big poop start pressing up crackling slowly in my panties. It started to fall down into my crotch lips as I continued pushing down hard and going. I was alone upstairs for the weekend so I knew nobody would see or smell.
mpphh.. I grunted in my pillow as more poop forced its way down onto my crotch from the gravity of my bum being slightly cocked up. I kept going poop and relaxed for a minute in the cozy quiet bed, almost dosing off, pulling in my legs together. As I did this, the doodie cracked as it forced and mounded up around and under my ass. I felt the heavy load between my crotch and butt as I nestled and got comfortable under the covers. I started going soft poo over the bulge so I turned over and laid on my back, lifting up my pelvis to push the rest out half asleep. It was difficult as my underwear had no more room and my shorts hugged really tight around my soft packed poop and wet slippery bulging pussy.
Feeling horny from going poop I pulled down my undies and spraid pee-pee up into the covers, the quiet 'weeeeeeeee' sound echoed under the cover as the thin stream of pee sprayed up onto the white comforter then splashed down onto my already soaked stomach, drribling down under my load of poop. It caused another small puddle under my bum on the mattress. The strong smell of pee and poo wafted as I lowered my hips back down, crushing the huge mound of poop under my butt and smashing some poop up the slit of my vagina in my stretched underwear, forming a bulge up in front as well. I fell back asleep instantly, never even getting up from my bed until the morning.
When I woke up I cleaned up, opened the window and sprayed lysol in the air like nothing even happened. As I was brushing my teeth with the running water, to save water I cocked my hips forward over the sink and went morning wee-wee standing up, pulling back the hood of my clitoris to feel the piss whisk from my clit down the sink drain in a yellow bubbling puddle as I finished brushing. I quickly turned the sink off wiped and got ready. I didn't even use the toilet for days, but thought nobody would care or notice.
Part II
About 2 weeks or so later I had stolen a thin pull-up diaper from planned parenthood and wore it out under my skinny jeans. I walked around the mall shopping for clothes and while I was looking in GAP, I started going spurts of peepee. I was looking in the mirror with a bra placed over my chest pretending to be fitting but I was really leaning somewhat backward looking down at my crotch swelling with piss and crinkling slightly inside my jeans. For some reason I'm guessing by the way the diaper was pressed up on my pussy lip it made my pee stream shoot up sideways in my diaper so I heard a pronounced hiss as I walked by the fitting rooms and felt pee forcing up on the left of my thigh trickling down the front and side as I continued walking. It was so loud that the hiss echoed off the wall I was walking near. I put the bra back on the rack, walking out of the store going weewee. It felt warm and wet as I walked, and I got so turned on that I didn't care anymore if I leaked. I went the rest of my weewee on the lower level standing in line at Starbucks and began to smell piss by the time I ordered but very faint so nobody noticed. My jeans were a little bulged at the crotch by then but it was only something I knew, and while I was in the bathroom stall about to check if I leaked, I grabbed ahold of my bulged crotch over my jeans and felt all the pee-pee going up my clit, butt and waistband of my diaper, but no leak yet. I peed my entire bladder while walking through the mall and felt it sloshing around in the diaper as I walked outside and left with my coffee and bag. As I sat in my car i felt the absorbent crystals crush up around my ass and pussy. There was a small wet line on the front now but it was so small it looked like a piece of hair.
Part III
As I was pumping fuel into my car on my way back from the mall I started to go poop in the same diaper because my stomach ached from the pressure. I pushed really hard and grunted while walking across the gas station lot, crossing paths with someone walking out to go inside and buy a pack of gum. My skinny jeans were really tight over my diaper since the crystals were already expanded with yellow pee-pee, so walkin
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Submitted by TPS (Jefferson City, MO) on 11.02.16
I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits (Full Story) I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits me that I have to poop. So I'm flying down the road to the gas station that I work at and suddenly, an explosion happens in my shorts. I'm pissed. I continue to the station where I spend the next 10 minutes cleaning my car seat. I clean up a little in the bathroom and throw my clothes in the trash. I pUT a plastic bag on like underwear to drive home so I could shower
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Submitted by Jason (Austin, TX) on 03.24.10
Taking a shit while eating a mint always feels a little dangerous...
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Submitted by Ted (Elgin, IL) on 03.24.10
I rarely give it much thought at the time, but the day after I eat beets and look at my shit, I always think I'm fucking dying!
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Submitted by t dizzle (tampa, FL) on 06.30.10
Had to shit so bad at school but the toliets are so horrible I couldn't do it. Went to the nurses office to use theirs. The poop was so explosive she could hear it threw the door and thought I was throwing up. I got to go home that day :)
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Submitted by Poopy123! (Some City, Some State) on 10.26.16
I was sitting on my couch watching friends and I wanted to fart but I held it in till it was over so I could go to the bathroom after. I'm walking to the bathroom and I'm like might as well fart but then I shit my FUCKING underwear right when I was thinkin (Full Story) I was sitting on my couch watching friends and I wanted to fart but I held it in till it was over so I could go to the bathroom after. I'm walking to the bathroom and I'm like might as well fart but then I shit my FUCKING underwear right when I was thinking how I wanna wear this cutie underwear when I see my boyfriend! I guess not!!!!
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Submitted by Big Daddy Joe (Dallas, TX) on 07.12.10
Was shopping in Home Depot when my wife saw a brown stain on the back of my pants. I had farted in the car earlier, but though nothing of it. A little too much force I guess. I went to restroom and my underbreeches peeled off my ass. Went home and show (Full Story) Was shopping in Home Depot when my wife saw a brown stain on the back of my pants. I had farted in the car earlier, but though nothing of it. A little too much force I guess. I went to restroom and my underbreeches peeled off my ass. Went home and showered, threw the underbreeches away. Ironic I was going in to buy plumbing parts...
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Submitted by poop (idaho, AK) on 10.28.16
down to the corps riding shotgun in the jeep i got a bubble in my belly and i think its really smelly and i think its bout to creep and i lean to the right and my cheeks were kinda tight and i farted a little bit and it went like this I THOUGHT I FARTED B (Full Story) down to the corps riding shotgun in the jeep i got a bubble in my belly and i think its really smelly and i think its bout to creep and i lean to the right and my cheeks were kinda tight and i farted a little bit and it went like this I THOUGHT I FARTED BUT I SHIT I THOUGHT I FARTED BUT I SHIT now its squishy when i sit i got poop all in my crack and a little on my sack I THOUGHT I FARTED BUT I SHIT
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Submitted by bill h (knoxville, CO) on 06.26.10
The bich at the store wouldnt let me use the toilet. I shit all over The store. Very stinky. I had just ate chinese too. Had to drive 30 miles back home with my son gagging out the window and shit in my pants. How embarrasing!
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Submitted by nickii (ny, NJ) on 07.27.10
I was sittiing outside at a five star restaurant when i really hsd to shit and the bathroom was closed for cleaning and i shit in a bag and threw it over the railing and it hit a waiter. woops!
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Submitted by poopie dooopie (poopsberg, IN) on 11.01.16
SO I WAS WIT MAH X GURL DEN DA SHIT STARTED FLOWIN. I WAS OBER A FAN. SO DA SHIT HIT DA FAYUN. IT WAZ DEESKAZTUN AND I NEBER SHAT OGEN. BAYUK IN DEIPPE I ALWAYS SHAT ON DOES DAYUM VEETNAMEEES SO I SHAT MAHSELF
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Submitted by Herkimer Euginski (Atlanta, GA) on 06.19.10
let's the shit slide out with ease. I didn't completely shit myself. But I did unleash a chocolate soft-serve avalanche in my toilet. If I didn't know what it was; it would've looked delicious.
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Submitted by Kaylle (Swansea, MA) on 10.21.16
Once apon a time i shit myself. I was cheerleading and i was on top and i had rummbbles in my stomach.then i farted!!! The shit CAME rushing down my skirt all the girls faces were full of shit.then i ran to the bathroom as fast as i could and i let it rip. (Full Story) Once apon a time i shit myself. I was cheerleading and i was on top and i had rummbbles in my stomach.then i farted!!! The shit CAME rushing down my skirt all the girls faces were full of shit.then i ran to the bathroom as fast as i could and i let it rip. Then i went home washing up and the girls called me and said "u retard my shirt is stained because if u.THE END
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Submitted by Shittybutt cum boy Lol (Minneapolis , MN) on 01.28.12
I was Having a nice relaxing wank in my room just about to shoot my load and just as I did... OMFG the shot exploded out my fiery asshole! So picture this, cum all over my chest etc. ( I shoot all over the place lol) and I just dirtied myself... Definitely (Full Story) I was Having a nice relaxing wank in my room just about to shoot my load and just as I did... OMFG the shot exploded out my fiery asshole! So picture this, cum all over my chest etc. ( I shoot all over the place lol) and I just dirtied myself... Definitely a WTF moment! It felt like I was ejaculating out my asshole at the same time cum was coming out my sausage! Rofl so I had to make a very uncomfortable journey down the hall to the bathroom, without clothes... Thank god my parents didn't see me...
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Submitted by paladar (Raleigh, NC) on 10.19.16
Of course I shit myself after taking three tests and working all night. I got diarrhea in my shorts and all over my bed. I'm dead on the inside.
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Submitted by katypoop (Some City, MO) on 08.02.11
Thought I was going to let one go this morning.
Guess what I shit the bed!!!!!! (Full Story) Thought I was going to let one go this morning.
Guess what I shit the bed!!!!!!
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Submitted by Tricky Dick (Phoenix, AZ) on 10.23.16
My grandmother and I had been discussing various home remedies during a visit when she asked if I had ever tried an epsom salt cleanse. I told her that I hadn't but was interested in the how and why. She said that it was the best way to "get rid of all th (Full Story) My grandmother and I had been discussing various home remedies during a visit when she asked if I had ever tried an epsom salt cleanse. I told her that I hadn't but was interested in the how and why. She said that it was the best way to "get rid of all the left over stuff in your guts." She told me "Take a couple of tablespoons of Epsom salts and dissolve it in a big glass of warm water. Drink it all and don't go anywhere for the rest of the day." So Ifolloe the very simple instructions and nothing happens. The next morning I have to go to school and jump in my car. As I'm driving down the street I feel my bowels shift. My brow begins to perspire. I'm pretty sure I have to fart. I lift my leg to give it some room. My asshole quivers and starts to shoots out what feels like molten lava. I immediately fill my underwear with this hot mess. Fuck. Thanks Grandma!
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Submitted by butt duck (Kingwood, WV) on 10.30.11
One day when I was in art class I begged my teacher to let me use the bathroom. She wouldnt let me. So I sat there trying to contain the terd that was dying to shoot out of my anus. I finally let out a loud nasty smelling fast. It was wrt and I could feel (Full Story) One day when I was in art class I begged my teacher to let me use the bathroom. She wouldnt let me. So I sat there trying to contain the terd that was dying to shoot out of my anus. I finally let out a loud nasty smelling fast. It was wrt and I could feel it in my pants. I was wearing shorts so it was running down my leg fast. Grabbed the paint and started to paint my legs brown hoping that no one would notice it was shit on my legs just paint. I would rather be the retard who smears paint on get legs than the girl who shit herself in art class.
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Submitted by Shitmaster (Fall river, MA) on 10.21.16
At 8:00 today my cousins and i were watching youtube while all of a sudden i smell the worst smell ever i almost puked i asked my cousin jesse and james if they farted and then all of a sudden you here a loud noise it was coming from james ass he shit him (Full Story) At 8:00 today my cousins and i were watching youtube while all of a sudden i smell the worst smell ever i almost puked i asked my cousin jesse and james if they farted and then all of a sudden you here a loud noise it was coming from james ass he shit himself!!! He then ran to the bathroom with shit coming down his leg he had to take a 2 hour shower then he came back down stairs and we were just hanging out and james shits again but it was worse this time there was shit all over the floor all over his hands all over the tv its like he was the shit master oh boy what a day
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Submitted by HOLLY FUCK! (Down town!, MO) on 05.27.11
I shitted myself one day. It smelled bad! Opps. :D I like you guys so I wont give details! But it was stinky, smelt like shit, was brow and squishy,and tasted like rainbows!
I was just above my toilet, pants down, and it slid out of my ass like a egg (Full Story) I shitted myself one day. It smelled bad! Opps. :D I like you guys so I wont give details! But it was stinky, smelt like shit, was brow and squishy,and tasted like rainbows!
I was just above my toilet, pants down, and it slid out of my ass like a egg outta a chicken. 1 second and it was over. I screamed. It smelt like fuck! -.-' well it was fuck so yea....
I pull my pants down just as I'm about to sit down now.
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Submitted by shittyarse (shitville, MS) on 12.13.10
i shit all over the back of my legs,it keeps me warm.i love it,i dont wear undies,i wear a thong as it allow,s the shit to come out different sides.its lovely.
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Submitted by Penypoo (Some City, AK) on 10.23.16
I was at a house party. I had being doing smelly silent farts all night. I finally used the bathroom when my best friend runs in there with me. All of a sudden my pooo explodes. Not handling the smell well, she bolts it out the door leaving me to get up an (Full Story) I was at a house party. I had being doing smelly silent farts all night. I finally used the bathroom when my best friend runs in there with me. All of a sudden my pooo explodes. Not handling the smell well, she bolts it out the door leaving me to get up and push the lock. Great. Shits only gone all over the toielt seat and all over my WHITE JEANS! To make matters even worse after having shit in my hand and trynah wipe all the shit of the toilet seat, I go to push the flusher button and the damn button is already been Jam'd down! Left the party with shit all over my white jeans and a bombed out toilet
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Submitted by hounddog (temple , TX) on 01.06.12
When I first began driving a dump truck 18 wheeler 2 other drivers and myself where running sand up to a concrete plant near dallas.
We dumpped out and went up to wait on the 3rd driver.
I had to pee bad and there were no public restrooms at all. The (Full Story) When I first began driving a dump truck 18 wheeler 2 other drivers and myself where running sand up to a concrete plant near dallas.
We dumpped out and went up to wait on the 3rd driver.
I had to pee bad and there were no public restrooms at all. The company were pretty much assholish about that.
I grabbed a coke bottle to pee in and when it started I began to cough. That was not good as I had on qnd off bouts with diarea all day. You guessed it I coughed and shit my pants at the wrong time.
This is a borrowed truck and I've got shit in my pants and I'm trying act as if nothings wrong. I can't get out because its a residential area qnd other workers are around. The only good thing about this situation is that I did have a roll of t p handy.
I get my pqnts down to my knees and trying to keep my somewhat fat ass of the seat so I don't get shit all over this truck.
I grab the t p and try to clean up, shits gettin on me the seat and at least some on the t p. There shit in my under ware and now going down my leg. I looked up and the other driver is coming to my truck and I'm thinking "oh god please no ". He wasn't listening, he grabs the door handle jerks the door open my pants are to my knees under ware not muchhire full of runny shit. Usex t p on the floor and the seat shit on my fingers and him woth the most shock to shit look on his face. He shuts the door faster than he opned it backin up completely caught off gaurd trips and falls to the gound the 3 rd driver had just pulled up he's got a bewildered look on his face . I know how all tjis must loom I start laughing which causes me to shit even more . I thinl that was the worst day I have ever had in an 18 wheeler and no I never lived it down.
But I must say the humor it produced deffinately made the day pass exceptionally quick.
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Submitted by Bud (Rancho, CA) on 12.29.12
So as I was driving home from work, my stomach starting killing me! I had maddd gas yo. I mean, I've had gas before, byt never like this. So I was trying to deal with it until I got home so i could shit it out on the toilet, but I just couldn't hold it any (Full Story) So as I was driving home from work, my stomach starting killing me! I had maddd gas yo. I mean, I've had gas before, byt never like this. So I was trying to deal with it until I got home so i could shit it out on the toilet, but I just couldn't hold it any more! The diarhia just started slowly ooozing out my ass all into my pants. Shit got on my nuts, legs n' all that...My car was smelling like straight SHIT...i felt so fuckin stupid...this is the first time it happened to me...Anyways, I stopped at a park, took my pants off in my car and wiped my ass with my undershirt and threw it away along with my underwear, I didnt want to walk in the house all shitty. As soon as I got home, i stripped down and took a long ass shower and threw the rest of the clothes away...Then i jacked off...100% TRUE STORY yo...
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Submitted by ass hole (Some City, Some State) on 10.06.11
a monkey threw poo at me at the zoo and it was so disgusting i shit my self and grabbed it and threw it back... stupid monkey
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Submitted by Vivianne Bailey (Quebéc, Some State) on 03.05.13
So I'm laying on my bed texting my boyfriend. Everything is calm and normal. I had to fart so I released myself and I FELT it leaking like a motherfucker and dropped my ipod and everything else on the floor, I just ran to the bathroom. I get there and MOTH (Full Story) So I'm laying on my bed texting my boyfriend. Everything is calm and normal. I had to fart so I released myself and I FELT it leaking like a motherfucker and dropped my ipod and everything else on the floor, I just ran to the bathroom. I get there and MOTHERFUCKING diarrhea hits and my underwear is covered in disgusting diarrhea shit... I was so horrified damn, I texted my boyfriend once I got back and told him (since we're so close we can talk about shit and fart infront of each other...) and we were both laughing our heads off and crying because it was so funny. Until I saw some poop on my bed. It went through my pants and I hadn't even noticed.
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Submitted by kaceythebabyshit (Some City, Some State) on 08.22.11
me and my friend were playing hacky sack alone, then this really hot girl came out of the doors and me and him both shit our pants and she wdidnt like us alone
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Submitted by lemmy (donny, DC) on 03.29.12
I was on the way back from the shop and needed a crap badly...I had about 10 minutes of my walk left.
Got up the stairs, into the bathroo and just before I pulled my drawers down I filled them with shit, which leaked onto my jeans, the floor, the bathroom (Full Story) I was on the way back from the shop and needed a crap badly...I had about 10 minutes of my walk left.
Got up the stairs, into the bathroo and just before I pulled my drawers down I filled them with shit, which leaked onto my jeans, the floor, the bathroom rug and even my fucking socks.
I put myself and my clothes in the shower to clean up when I realised the shower plug was blocked with hair and I was standing in a few inches of shitty water.
My jeans are that bad that i have to throw the bastards away which really fucking stinks 'cos I only bought them about two weeks ago.
This was no wet-fart - this was straight up shitting my pants.
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Submitted by sheezystinky350 (Some City, Some State) on 08.22.11
i was just listening to the loud boom of my base off of some killer speakers, then i smelt a stinky fart and it was a poo
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Submitted by thetrickstershitter (Some City, Some State) on 08.22.11
some of the storys on here are pretty fuckin gross.. but i have one to top all shit stories ever.. i was just in 3rd grade, minding my own buissness finger painting a picture of a bowl with spaghetti in it, and then my green crayon broke.. this was not goo (Full Story) some of the storys on here are pretty fuckin gross.. but i have one to top all shit stories ever.. i was just in 3rd grade, minding my own buissness finger painting a picture of a bowl with spaghetti in it, and then my green crayon broke.. this was not good news. i lost all my work, and smelt a smelly fart coming about, it slowly filled the room and all my class mates began gagging, the teacher was on her knees with her eyes closed, i think she was praying to get out of there... then, a loud and hard shit shat out on to my underwear and it made a loud noise, i almost puked myself... ha.. but hardly. Then, little did anybody know, i was just joking and didnt really shit. it was really a plan from the begginging. i filled a condom with rotten eggs and fish and stomped on it and made the shit smell perfect.. they were all fooled, then, i made a really authentic fart noise that truely fooled me, just for one second, and i was pleased with the turn out of my prank. enjoy, fellow shitters (;
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Submitted by bholes (atlanta, ID) on 01.22.12
on a drinking session i shit my pants and slept on the bathroom floor
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Submitted by f***U (Some City, Some State) on 01.17.12
well in an assembly at high school i had to read out some of my work and got so embarresed that i shit myself in front of the whole school
and to make matters worse the nurse made me take my underwear of just as my crush was walking past the medical roo (Full Story)
well in an assembly at high school i had to read out some of my work and got so embarresed that i shit myself in front of the whole school
and to make matters worse the nurse made me take my underwear of just as my crush was walking past the medical room and the door was open
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Submitted by fartermcgee (Some City, Some State) on 08.22.11
yeah, i was walking down the stairs one time and shit my pants, it was so smelly i fell down the stairs and shit again.. lol..
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Submitted by tiffany:D (kingeood, WV) on 10.25.11
I'm a freshman at preston highschol. Today I was in my math class and I SHIT myself. It was all runny. It was going down my leg fast and I didn't want anyone to know. It was so embarrassing when someone said. "Ewe whats that smell?". Fortunately I had a fr (Full Story) I'm a freshman at preston highschol. Today I was in my math class and I SHIT myself. It was all runny. It was going down my leg fast and I didn't want anyone to know. It was so embarrassing when someone said. "Ewe whats that smell?". Fortunately I had a fresh pair of undies in my purse.
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Submitted by shit sprayer (greenwich, OH) on 04.15.12
i was in line at walmart one day and there was one person in front of me and 2 behind the store was very busy i was having stomach cramps and i had a fart built up i had to let it go so i figured i would let it out a little at a time so i started and all o (Full Story) i was in line at walmart one day and there was one person in front of me and 2 behind the store was very busy i was having stomach cramps and i had a fart built up i had to let it go so i figured i would let it out a little at a time so i started and all of a sudden it broke loose a shart loud wet and runny everyone was looking at me my ass was burning and extremely wet i had shorts on and 1 girl said oh my god im gonna puke she was looking down horrified i looked down to see a puddle of diarrea on the floor dont be fouled by a shart
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Submitted by Nice underwear (Some City, Some State) on 12.30.13
I have been dating this guy for a couple of weeks now and he would come back from his christmas break on this night. But since he wasn't in the country yet I went out for dinner with some friends. I thought about meeting him afterwards so I had put on my f (Full Story) I have been dating this guy for a couple of weeks now and he would come back from his christmas break on this night. But since he wasn't in the country yet I went out for dinner with some friends. I thought about meeting him afterwards so I had put on my favorite underwear for maybe that special night.
Me and my friends had unlimited tapas for dinner and the first thing I ordered was shrimps, because being the cheap bastard that i am, i looked for the most pricey one. When i ate them it didn't taste so good but i kept on eating. After everybody finished and we asked for the bill, I felt that my stomach was not feeling so good. But since I already went to the restroom to pee before I didn't want to go again because everybody would be waiting (and if it takes too long everybody would have known I had done a nr 2). So my friends were planning on going back to the city for drinks and I would go on a thirth date with this guy i kinda liked. So before we parted our ways i passed some loud gas and the feeling in my stomach was becoming less. I thought that it would be ok. But when i got out of the subway station where my date lives i felt that something was going wrong. My stomach was twisting and turning and i was looking for a place i could take a dump. Meanwhile i texted that guy I couldn't make it. I felt like I wouldn't make a good impression if i shitted all over his toilet. Besides it was a 8 minute walk and it was windy (pun intended) so I didn't think I would make it. I went back up to the subway because I couldn't find an appropiate place to relieve myself, but it was still 10 minutes for the next subway to come. So i walked around trying to keep my poop from creeping out. Then i suddenly really felt the urge to poop so i ran to the exit of the station but then it was over again.. So I went into a metro to take me to a trainstation where I thought they would have a payed toilet. When got to the trainstation I tried to run but I couldn't keep that up because i could feel it wanting to get out. When I looked to the payed toilet I saw it was closed!! So I went outside to see if there was anywhere I could go. I saw a small electricity box where I could possibly go but there were ppl standing around. I decided to go to a bar I once went to see if I could use their bathroom. Once I got inside I saw the lights were off and the chairs were on the tables. At this point I was really desperate and it was about time. In the same building i saw a sign for the toilets so i went as fast as i could to the escalator but the doors were closed! So now i was feeling the diarrhea wanting to get out and on the escalator back down I tried so hard to clinch my butcheecks together but it was futile. One little piece escaped my but hole and then the whole shitload came out. I felt my nice underwear being filled and when I started walking it all came streaming down my legs. I ran to that small electricity box outside and took off my pants and underwear. Took some tissues out of my jacked and tried to whipe off. The tissues were filled with yellow poop but i ran out of tissues so I put my pants on and said goodbye to my best underwear filled with diarrhea . At this point I wanted to get home ASAP but I had to wait for the train. I started to step into the light again and saw my pants were full of shitpieces and i flicked them off with my fingers. So I waited for the train downstairs but when I rushed to the boarding place I was too late and had to wait for another 15 minutes. I smelled myself and it was the worst I have ever smelled in my entire life. It was like somebody put fresh crap of 10 cows on me. So eventually the train came and I had to take the train for half an hour. I went in and searched for a place where the least ppl were. I was standing in the hallway. But the smell was so bad that teenagers who got in thought it was puke and started spraying deodarant. It was the most embarrassing experience in my life. I had put on my earbuds so it would look like i was listening to music and every time one of them would look i would pretend to look disgusted and searching for where that bad smell came from. I had to get into another train and when I reached my destination I saw the conductor looking at me because I stank so much.. And probably because i was wearing my scarf around my hips to conceil the poop pieces and discolored pants. Went home by bike (nice experience to sit on your own poop) and took a looooooooong shower 3x. I still smell the scent of poop as i'm laying in bed...
Btw.. I'm turning 24 in a few days..
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Submitted by Hannah Casey (Country School, FL) on 08.06.13
One day my crush's parents were giving me a ride home from water polo when my crush had swim team at the same time. They showed up in a shiny white Mercedes with white leather interior. I had the urge to poop but thought I had the self control to hold it i (Full Story) One day my crush's parents were giving me a ride home from water polo when my crush had swim team at the same time. They showed up in a shiny white Mercedes with white leather interior. I had the urge to poop but thought I had the self control to hold it in. Little did I know this was going to be one interesting car ride. I was talking to his parents when I felt the smothered burrito from Taco Bell rumble in my stomach, oh no! Beads of sweat started to form on my brow and upper lip, but I nervously wiped it away dismissing the obvious danger that lay ahead. Right after his parents asked me if I wanted to stay for dinner, thar she blows. I shifted uncomfortably but my turd was on the stairway to heaven. I continued to keep the conversation going when the stench became unbearable. By moving around so much I had ground the soft poop into the white leather seats. I opened the window in a failed attempt to mask the putrid odor, but it was too late he could definitely smell it. He turns to me and says, "It smells like shit in here, ha" I laugh nervously and attempt to pat his shoulder playfully but instead slap him in the face. Everyone in the car fell silent as the sound of the slap reverberated through the still air, you could hear my heavy breaths from trying to keep in the rest of the poop I still had climbing out of my butthole. I once again shifted to keep in the rest of the poop thus smearing the poop, and considering I was wearing a white bathing suit the outcome was clear. No one knew what to say. In an attempt to lighten the mood I made a joke about Hitler forgetting for only a moment not only were they Jewish but their grandmother died in the Holocaust. In this moment I swear I was infinite.
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Submitted by mr.shittyfinger (brown town, Some State) on 09.27.12
I had three bowls of delicious chili & rice topped with onions and cheese for dinner. During the meal and after, I pounded several cans of Steel Reserve malt liquor. I passed out a short while after.
I woke up an hour and a half ago with shitty pants. (Full Story) I had three bowls of delicious chili & rice topped with onions and cheese for dinner. During the meal and after, I pounded several cans of Steel Reserve malt liquor. I passed out a short while after.
I woke up an hour and a half ago with shitty pants. It was all over my nuts, too. Beware!
Maybe in my old age incontinence becomes more of an issue...
Or perhaps copious amounts of malt liquor and chili may provoke a late night shitting of yourself. Food for thought.
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Submitted by PooMaster (Austin, TX) on 08.19.12
Standing in the doorway of a skydiving airplane, immediately before my first parachute jump. Oops, I shit myself.
Skydiving was not my idea, but I agreed to the suggestion of my much-younger girlfriend after a few too many beers one night.
It’s not clea (Full Story) Standing in the doorway of a skydiving airplane, immediately before my first parachute jump. Oops, I shit myself.
Skydiving was not my idea, but I agreed to the suggestion of my much-younger girlfriend after a few too many beers one night.
It’s not clear to me that I would have found the bravery to actually jump from the plane had I not soiled myself like a newborn. Tethered to my instructor, and desperately trying to conceal my raging fright in front of my girlfriend, I realize that my body has unexpectedly produced a high-altitude steamer without my conscious participation. Holy. Shit. Now, my fear of splatting on the ground below is surpassed by my fear of everyone knowing that I’ve just splattered poo in my rental jumpsuit.
During a skydive, I imagine most people think about their lives, what they’ve accomplished, what opportunities they’ve missed. Me? I’m calculating the physics of my underwear’s ability to retain my rectal chili at high speed.
Would my Jockeys hold, or would my instructor and people on the ground see me streaming crap, like some kind of 3rd world fireworks display from the country to Turdistan?
While I previously feared death itself, now I feared the aftermath of being the guy who shit himself while skydiving. Certainly the forensics team from CSI-Myshitty would do some kind of post-mortem on what’s left of my body, concluding without a doubt, that my bowels emptied pre-jump. Fuck.
How would they talk about my at the class reunion? “Hey, did you hear about John shitting himself before his tragic death? I heard he shit BEFORE he even jumped.”
For better or worse, the parachute opened and the three of us (me, the instructor and my trouser-pet) landed without further incident. I’m going to start dating women my own age.
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...
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Submitted by Izzy (Los angeles, CA) on 08.20.12
Well I was a passenger in a car going to the store when suddenly I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. I waited about 10 seconds to realize what just happened. I calmly went to the back seat and told the driver I needed something. I found some napki (Full Story) Well I was a passenger in a car going to the store when suddenly I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. I waited about 10 seconds to realize what just happened. I calmly went to the back seat and told the driver I needed something. I found some napkins and at this point I was still in shock and a bit skeptical of the situation. I checked with the napkin and sure enough I had shit myself. I took of my pants and underwear to clean up with the napkins and luckily it had only gotten on my underwear. I am still in the car as I write this and I am now commando.
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Submitted by CEEPEE (Atlanta, FL) on 12.18.12
I was just in my living room watching tv when I had to go so bad so I just farted and i felt something wet roll down my leg and I looked down and said, "Oh SHIT!" Then ran into the bathroom to grab some toilet paper and when I got done wiping my ass, I was (Full Story) I was just in my living room watching tv when I had to go so bad so I just farted and i felt something wet roll down my leg and I looked down and said, "Oh SHIT!" Then ran into the bathroom to grab some toilet paper and when I got done wiping my ass, I was on my way back to the living room until I noticed that I left a trail of shit from the couch to the bathroom!
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Submitted by TG (Some City, NJ) on 12.28.13
So last week, I shit myself for what I believe to be the fourth time now in my adult life... all accidental obviously. Im at work, I get to the address of the job and have to access the basement of this building. As I'm walking, i feel some pressure buildi (Full Story) So last week, I shit myself for what I believe to be the fourth time now in my adult life... all accidental obviously. Im at work, I get to the address of the job and have to access the basement of this building. As I'm walking, i feel some pressure building up in my stomach. I get down the steps, and to the door, only to find its locked... With all the built up pressure, I figure, ok, ill fart to relieve some of the bloat. Huge, HUGE mistake. I think i instantly turned white as a ghost as I felt the shit squirt out of my ass and into my pants. I had to run back to my work truck, get in the back, wipe my ass hoping no one was watching, stuff paper towels in my ass and underwear in order to drive home and change. ugh,
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Submitted by mr shitter (england, Some State) on 07.30.11
i sat one night and shit myself over and over again, thinking what is the point of going to the bog, just what is the point? anyway by the end of the night i had done so many shits in my pants my head was touching the ceiling, ruined my view of the tv.
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Submitted by shit face (penis, KY) on 06.21.11
once i did a poo in a comdom and ate it
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Submitted by Asif (Some City, Some State) on 01.02.13
Browsing sites on the PC, sat on my couch.
I knew I needed a shit but was holding it in untill I was finished with my browsing, next thing I know it just started coming out, I didn't push or anything and ran to the toilet.
Basically brown liquid, had (Full Story) Browsing sites on the PC, sat on my couch.
I knew I needed a shit but was holding it in untill I was finished with my browsing, next thing I know it just started coming out, I didn't push or anything and ran to the toilet.
Basically brown liquid, had gone down my legs before I had a chance to do anything.
What's worse is I hadn't bought toilet paper yet and the newspaper wouldn't get it so had to use a towel.
This is the first time this has happened, I shit myself!
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Submitted by Shelly (Buffalo, NY) on 01.07.12
Today I was at the Laundromat and I started to have stomach pains and I knew that I had to shit. I considered what shops and stores where near by... I decided to wait for my laundry 14 minutes...10 minutes...2 minutes could not wait I took it out a little (Full Story) Today I was at the Laundromat and I started to have stomach pains and I knew that I had to shit. I considered what shops and stores where near by... I decided to wait for my laundry 14 minutes...10 minutes...2 minutes could not wait I took it out a little damp. I ran to my car drove the seven minutes home. Left my laundry in the car ran up the stairs and while I was unlocking the second door I shit myself involuntarily . It sucked! 28 years old and this happens....I was feeling fine what happened?
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Submitted by heat (gray, GA) on 10.06.11
i was shitten my self on the toilet and i ate it it was good. i like shit meowww
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Submitted by Dave (/whistler, Some State) on 05.18.12
Well. I was just out for a friendly stroll through the splendid temperate rainforest around whistler when I felt dizzy and thirsty all of a sudden. This was followed by an immense pain and a good urge to pull my pants down right then and there. The decisio (Full Story) Well. I was just out for a friendly stroll through the splendid temperate rainforest around whistler when I felt dizzy and thirsty all of a sudden. This was followed by an immense pain and a good urge to pull my pants down right then and there. The decision was half made, keen, very, almost about too. Then, as expected on a busy walking trail an absolute babe walks past (9 out of 10 were talking) stunner. She sees me about to pull my pants down. I freak out. Walk up to her and ask how far to the lake? She said not far that way. So that was the new plan. I wished her well and uncomfortably walked on. 10 min of painful walking almost halucinating along the way. I see the lakefront and there is a toilet! Bingo! Im there im walking there, only 100m to go, 70 to go, 50 to go, oh god gotta run. Gee why not. Oh shit. Thats no good. Oh look there are some babes in bikis there and im about to shit myself. Ok I got this. Then I kinda lost some vision and an erruption occured. This was an explosive eruption that was thankfully contained in the special sports underwear of my running shorts. Stoked. No one knows. Except me because I fuking stink and a few seconds ago the fisherman walking past me must have thought I just came in my pants. Luckily I was near a toilet with paper, soap and near a lake and before anyone was suspect cleaned up and on the public bus. The end.
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Submitted by LANKY FRANKY (MANCHESTER, NH) on 02.01.12
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...I WAS AT WORK ONE DAY WEN A WORL COLLEAGUE BENT ME OVER AND PRETENDED TO BUM I GOT SO TURNED ON I SHAT MYSELF
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Submitted by turdcutter (Some City, Some State) on 06.08.12
I was in class with a very attractive female. She asked me how my weekend had been, and I got so excited while answering that I forgot to control my bowels. At first a little pebble turd dribbled out of my butthole and rolled out the bottom of my pants. (Full Story) I was in class with a very attractive female. She asked me how my weekend had been, and I got so excited while answering that I forgot to control my bowels. At first a little pebble turd dribbled out of my butthole and rolled out the bottom of my pants. She didn't see it, so I casually kicked it under my desk. I thought everything was OK, but the pebble was only an indication of things to come. Within seconds, a smelly stew of watery shit flowed from my ass. It was like a dam had broken. There was so much buttfoam that it tumbled down my leg like an avalanche. The smell was horrendous. The girl I had been talking to vomited on me before screaming and running out of the room. Everyone was horrified. I got up and exited the classroom, leaving a warm puddle of crap all over the chair and the floor. All of this happened on only the second day of the new school year. I was able to convince my parents to let me transfer to a new school the following day. So far I have not shit my pants in public since that fateful day (tho I have had a few accidents while in the privacy of my home).
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Submitted by alcofunk (london, Some State) on 12.03.12
Bit of a long one but here goes lol I was 15 and dating the girl of my dreams, I would often not go 2 school so instead I would wait 4 her 2 meet me at a park near her school, we had had an argument the past day so it was vital I met her and said sorry lol (Full Story) Bit of a long one but here goes lol I was 15 and dating the girl of my dreams, I would often not go 2 school so instead I would wait 4 her 2 meet me at a park near her school, we had had an argument the past day so it was vital I met her and said sorry lol 5 mins before her school finnishes I start getting that asshole pushing sensation, that 10 minute warning u need the toilet, 5 mins later I can see school kids in the distance and by then the sensation 2 shit was overwhelming, I pased around looking 4 somewhere 2 shit but nohere was secluded enough and I couldn't risk her seeing me in that state, so I ran out the park and towards the nearest bust stop, with clenched but cheeks I must add, lucky I only had to wait 2 mins before a bus came but the bad thing was I was surrounded by school kids and the dam bus was packed, I had 2 stand up! About 7 mins into the journey my stomach felt like mike tyson was punching it and my asshole was twitching like mad! But I had 2 try keep a calm face infront of these people, anyway I got off the bus in order to get the next bus to my house, yeah that's right a 2 bus journey in my state! Lucky again the bus came quick and I got a seat...next to a very nice looking woman! Half way threw the journey I was in so much pain, barely holding this shit in, farts started squeezing out making a horrible screeching burp sound, hard to explain, anyway I don't think the woman thought they were farts as farts don't ever sound like that haha but yeah it was finally time 2 get off the bus, so I did and my it was painful using stomach muscles! So now I'm off the bus and my house is litterally 2 mins up a hill, a very steap hill and then down a short road, I hastily but carefully dragged myself up the hill wilst using all my will to control my anus, at this point I didn't care how stupid I looked to the public as I was willing to do anything to keep this shit from exploding, so I made it to the top of the hill and turned left, that's when it happened, my asshole relaxed for a brief second and a squirt of what felt like lumpy mash potato spread around my under pants, luckily I regained control quickly, the pain was unbarable at this moment and to make it worse a woman was coming towards me, I couldn't cross the road coz I would surely explode and even my lungs felt surrounded by shit, anyway she got withing 2 inches of me before it happened again, this time it was a fart slash semi liquid attack and oooh did she notice! I decided to say fuck it and sprint, I made it to my house but by then my asshole was constantly dripping but slowly as I used every muscle I had 2 hold the leek, but that's not it people! I didn't have my keys on me and I couldn't bare the thought of letting the rest of this shit go in my pant and waiting 4 my mum to come home n open the door, so, lucky again lol there was an entrance into my back garden but the door didn't open, but its ok, in my rage I slammed my shoulder into it and made it threw, still squeezing droplets of shit out my ass, I didn't know what 2 do so I plonked myself behind a little brick wall, forced my trousers n undies down as the semi dry shit peeled off my legs n ass and then...aaaah! Like a massive brown icecream made of fire this shit curled out forming a pyramid like shape on the floor, it was massive! An elephant would be proud! Oh but the feeling of relief was so good! My organs were back where they belonged and my legs were shaking like I ran a marathon, but as all this happened I heared my mum coming threw the hallway, so I had to slide my cold semy dry shitty pants n trousers back on and approach her but stay at a distance lol ile wrap this up now folks, basically I let them enter the house 1st, I went in last n ran to the toilet where I cleaned myself up and threw my shitty clothes in the bath and I was in there for at least an hour sorting me out, thinking of a story and washing clothes lol I ended up giving up and leaving them in the bath, clean, and saying hey mum the reason I was in there is coz I stepped in dog shit n then fell on it at football soo I had 2 clean it lol and just at that point my girlfriend knocked at the door, very angry with me and well we went 2 my room to argue lol and I couldn't tell her I shit myself and that's why I didn't show up soo I just said I'm sorry I 4got....so that's my shit story, worst thing is shitting yourself man!
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Submitted by shitmcgee (shitville, OK) on 06.23.13
I was rockin out on call of duty blackops and these fuckbags started talkin trash and bein bitches so i fuckin pulled my motherfucking mic out of my ear, sat up in my game chair and fuckin let a sneaky bastard rip. my bro was standing right behind me as i (Full Story) I was rockin out on call of duty blackops and these fuckbags started talkin trash and bein bitches so i fuckin pulled my motherfucking mic out of my ear, sat up in my game chair and fuckin let a sneaky bastard rip. my bro was standing right behind me as i fuckin blew my fucking shit all over my hand,mic,chair, and floor. i was like oh fuck!! then i ran to the bathroom and cleaned that shit up to later realize that shit had gotten by my mouth somehow. how the fuck sake did that happen?
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Submitted by TEEJAY (I dunno, MA) on 10.07.12
Well I had just opened up a can of beans and eaten them...
And then I went to my living room and sat down.
(Full Story) Well I had just opened up a can of beans and eaten them...
And then I went to my living room and sat down.
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Submitted by Saggy Pants (Some City, NC) on 11.06.10
I wrote a long (and very good) story and submitted it, but it hasn't shown up? What's the deal, website?
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Submitted by titfuckercunt (gay, AZ) on 08.08.11
I shitted myself reading about all these shit myself stories. It was pleasant.
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Submitted by marktwainthestinkyshitter (Some City, Some State) on 08.22.11
i was riding my bike, alone down this big hill, then i saw a centipede on my handle bars and got really scared and shit
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Submitted by buttduck (Some City, Some State) on 10.28.11
I shot myself when I younger punched your moms cart box! I was so horny I had to let out a big feed from my asshole. I wraped it up and left it in her bed before I left. Wonder how long it will take her to smell it.
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Submitted by Pickled Puss (Cleveland, OH) on 12.05.12
After a many beer night some years ago I felt the urge coming on to defecate. I was driving by a Dick's Sporting Goods and thought, what the hell. I rush into the store, find the restroom and rush headstrong into a stall. I drop trou and lean over the t (Full Story) After a many beer night some years ago I felt the urge coming on to defecate. I was driving by a Dick's Sporting Goods and thought, what the hell. I rush into the store, find the restroom and rush headstrong into a stall. I drop trou and lean over the toilet. Well, the aim was slightly off and I unloaded onto the back wall and fixtures. I felt awful for the kid who would have to clean up after me but alas, I couldn't stop laughing. Fire in the hole (or around the hole).
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Submitted by shitface (london, Some State) on 10.18.11
I like shitting myself, it's all warm and lovely!I can't wait until the next time. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Smell you later :) (Full Story) I like shitting myself, it's all warm and lovely!I can't wait until the next time. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Smell you later :)
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Submitted by Jenna (Some City, Some State) on 05.28.13
Three days ago a friend of mine who is training for a marathon asked me to go walking with him in the local woods so I said to take his dog with us. either way most of the walk I had stomach pains but I put it down to my period being close. After being on (Full Story) Three days ago a friend of mine who is training for a marathon asked me to go walking with him in the local woods so I said to take his dog with us. either way most of the walk I had stomach pains but I put it down to my period being close. After being on the walk for an hour I felt really ill but was embarrassed to tell my friend but I was fit to explode, I made up an excuse of running ahead with the dog to find a stick to play catch and ducked behind some bushes and literally stood and shit myself, I managed to take off my shorts but not my underwear before it ran out of me like water but it was a huge relife, I quickly pulled off my knickers and threw them into the bush and wiped my ass with leaves and pulled my shorts back on and walked away from the mess.
I felt so gross but I think I did the best I could.
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Submitted by Lyle96 (Fresno, CA) on 06.23.13
I was on Skype one night with my friend and she told me to go play this tic tac toe game, so while I was playing that creepy girl from some Games pops up outa nowhere and I jump really high and shit myself.…my friend asked "what did u think" I replied "I h (Full Story) I was on Skype one night with my friend and she told me to go play this tic tac toe game, so while I was playing that creepy girl from some Games pops up outa nowhere and I jump really high and shit myself.…my friend asked "what did u think" I replied "I hate you" she asked why exactly and I said "I POOPED MY PANTS" she laughed and told me to get cleaned up I did and came back and she wanted me to shit myself again so she hid and jumped outa nowhere scaring the shit outa me again literally…I pooped myself twice in like 5 minutes
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Submitted by jamesthefarter (Some City, Some State) on 08.22.11
i was just sitting there, smelling my farts, till a big turd slid out of my undies on to the floor, my gf saw it and said it looked cute
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Submitted by Andy Nonymous (Atlanta, GA) on 04.04.13
So no one supposedly knows about this besides me and my pet parakeet, whom looked at me with a look of disgust and pity. Can birds feel sorry for humans? I don't know, but after I told my pet bird I shit myself I bet he could.
Here's what happened. Went (Full Story) So no one supposedly knows about this besides me and my pet parakeet, whom looked at me with a look of disgust and pity. Can birds feel sorry for humans? I don't know, but after I told my pet bird I shit myself I bet he could.
Here's what happened. Went to see Mary Poppins the Musical at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta tonight. Traveled there in a white van, white seats, with a group from the local college where I am a student.
At the Varsity in Atlanta, I ate onion rings, a slaw dog, a bacon cheeseburger, fried pie, milkshake and a Sprite. If that wasn't a warning sign to me that my bowels were about to embark on an adventure the likes of the U.S.S. Enterprise could not even match, I don't know what would have done it for me. But alas -- I had visions of spoonfuls of sugar and flying women with umbrellas. I didn't give a damn about my potential anal adventures.
After the show - during which I had consumed a small popcorn - my intestines started banging against my groin shortly before the cast on stage burst into song for Chim-Chim-Cheerie and right after Mary Poppins decided to leave the kids to become a professional female wrestler.
Or something like that. It was difficult to pay attention with my gut feeling like I had just been bitten by a background extra in The Walking Dead.
So as the lights come up I manage to scamper to the bathroom - a bathroom of which, by the way, someone said "Oooo it's the Fox, you should see their bathroom, it's like a palace!" Well I guess the Mongols or the Monty Python cast or someone had invaded and raided this palace because all it had was three urinals and two stalls. Yep, this place has 800,000 people inside its walls and the bathroom closest to the orchestra entrance where the concessions and alcohol are sold HAS TWO GODDAMN STALLS. And the urinals were floor-length without dividers. Good luck keeping your penis a secret there, buddy.
But back to my toilet shenanigans. I let loose and thought that was the end of it. Nope. As we hit I-75 my rectum started singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and decided to Mr. Banks itself as much as possible into my briefs.
Six times.
I wasn't sure if I needed a diaper, a doctor, a miracle or a Maalox.
Thank FUCKING GOD I was sitting in the back. I was wearing a hoodie-type thing that went down pretty far past my butt because it was Atlanta in April, so of course the temperature was just above freezing and the sky looked like God had decided to say "fuck it" and go make some more planets or something.
I managed to pull the hoodie bottom down past MY bottom and sit upright enough to keep anything from flowing out onto the seat. The odor wasn't bad because it was all liquid and because it was dark and I was sitting alone....well Mary Poppins mentioned mircacles can happen, but that was before the bitch cast one of her spells on my asshole.
Made it back and was the last one out, still dark outside (thank fuck), I had actually changed into my khakis from blue jeans upon original arrival so I found a nearby dumpster and changed into the jeans behind it.
I just hope that the janitor or city or whomever cleans up behind it watches where they step since I left a two -inch pile of shit there.
And that's the story of how Mary Poppins cast a spell on my bunghole. Some might say it was just coincidence. Some would say she was just an actress. Some would question the onion rings and fried pie on top of popcorn.
I know the truth. I know that bitch is really evil. I bet she fled the kids because she was molesting them in their sleep. Which, by the way, she could make them do by merely snapping her fingers, I "shit" you not.
Fuck you, Mary Poppins. If I see you floating in the sky I am going to give you a taste of my shotgun. LEAVE MY ASS ALONE.
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Submitted by aspergers (Dorset, Some State) on 04.09.13
I got a really bad case of the the runs, so I put one of my mums Molicare Super Plus Diapers on.
First Problem is having got a Chest Infection as well and being a smoker Im always coughing.
So Every time I cough I poo my Nappy Think that is embarras (Full Story) I got a really bad case of the the runs, so I put one of my mums Molicare Super Plus Diapers on.
First Problem is having got a Chest Infection as well and being a smoker Im always coughing.
So Every time I cough I poo my Nappy Think that is embarrassing ?
2nd Problem I have know Idea how to change a Nappy and plus I have Learning difficulties wich include Developmental Dyspraxia wich results in Hand Eye Co-ordination problems.
So I have to ask my Girlfriend to change my Nappy. Now that really is Embarrassing.
This has been going on for almost 2 weeks now and Im getting sick of it. Im scared my Girlfrend is going to leave me over this. Im eating lots of Fiber and Cabohydrates but nothing works. Could this be IBS
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Submitted by Little Shitter (Boston, MA) on 03.09.13
One day, My crush called me and asked if I want to go to the carnaval with him, I got so excited I accedently took a shit on my dog Lil Spongebob. So the next day we went to the carnaval, we were on the top of the farris wheel and he said i need to tell yo (Full Story) One day, My crush called me and asked if I want to go to the carnaval with him, I got so excited I accedently took a shit on my dog Lil Spongebob. So the next day we went to the carnaval, we were on the top of the farris wheel and he said i need to tell you something and I said what then he turned into slenderman and I jumped off the top of the farris wheel and ran and I took a shit on an inoccent childs grandmother, who was Oprah, I got sued!
THE END!!
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Submitted by Liv (Somewhere, NY) on 06.27.13
On my way hom from a roadtrip with my boyfriend I started to not feel very well. I have a pretty bad stomach tolerance anyways so it feeling upset was nothing out of the ordinary. As soon as I dropped him off at his apartment things started to become much (Full Story) On my way hom from a roadtrip with my boyfriend I started to not feel very well. I have a pretty bad stomach tolerance anyways so it feeling upset was nothing out of the ordinary. As soon as I dropped him off at his apartment things started to become much worse....I tried to make it to the nearest restsroom but I literally couldnt. Hot lava just started bubbling out of me. It was like I had lost all control of my entire body and I was sitting in my own shit in my brand new car with leather seats. I had to drive home 20 minutes like this while shit poured out of me to my house ( where I live with my parents) and explain to them that I'm 20 years old and had just shit my pants.
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Submitted by mudbutt (Lancaster, CA) on 04.02.12
i had already took a crap, and wanted a cigarette. During smoking, i felt like i had to go again, but I didnt want to waste my last cigarette, so i held back the urge... I felt like it was right there about to come out , but wasnt til i got to the bathroom (Full Story) i had already took a crap, and wanted a cigarette. During smoking, i felt like i had to go again, but I didnt want to waste my last cigarette, so i held back the urge... I felt like it was right there about to come out , but wasnt til i got to the bathroom and realized i shit myself !!!it was a fucking mess!
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Submitted by Jer (Cottonwood, AZ) on 03.29.12
So I work outside sometimes at my job and so there I was. At the end of this repair all of a sudden I am bubbling BAD in my gut. I hop in my truck and haul butt back to my office. On the way I am literally shaking! I am so afraid to shit myself because I c (Full Story) So I work outside sometimes at my job and so there I was. At the end of this repair all of a sudden I am bubbling BAD in my gut. I hop in my truck and haul butt back to my office. On the way I am literally shaking! I am so afraid to shit myself because I could feel how bad it was going to be. So I get to my office and bee line for the bathroom. The mere sight of a toilet was just too much I guess because right then my bowels could hold out no longer. I couldn't believe I was shitting myself. I gave one last thrust to stop what at this point was a fixable accident. When I did, my god!!!! I shit enough for three men right in my pants. For some reason I sat on the pot which made no sense and blasted horrible diarrhea for at least 15 seconds. So now I have got to go HOME! I burst out of the bathroom and behold there is my secretary. This isn't happening right!? So I tell her to stay put and of course she asks what's wrong. I blurt out I shit myself bad! She tells me not be embarrassed (yah right). I grab two trash bags and line the seats in my $80,000 work truck and begin my journey home. I live twenty minutes away by the way. By the time I get close to home, my once 98.6 load is now feeling like 50 degrees. The smell is atrocious. I finally make it home completely distraught.!i exit my truck and start making a game plan. As I am walking inside there is shit falling out of my pant legs everywhere! I jet for my bathroom clothed and all and get in the shower. I begin with my boots then pants etc. there is shit everywhere!!! The smell is overwhelming in my hot shower so I puke! My clothes are strung all over the tub, all over me, my clothes are just covered with shit and now puke, and then it occurs to me. At least I don't have to SHIT anymore! I bust up laughing and finish the daunting task of one hell of a cleanup! The end
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Submitted by Jalynah (Dallas, TX) on 02.12.12
I was at school with my boyfriend we was kissing in the lunch room and talking all nasty and I was really excited so I told him I had to go to the lady's room he said it will be okay but he didn't know I was talking about number 2 so when I couldn't hold i (Full Story) I was at school with my boyfriend we was kissing in the lunch room and talking all nasty and I was really excited so I told him I had to go to the lady's room he said it will be okay but he didn't know I was talking about number 2 so when I couldn't hold it any more I put I let it out & his and was on my ass but we didn't brake up he acts like it never happens
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Submitted by AL (Jefferson, TN) on 08.22.12
So me and my friend stayed at his house over night one evening and it was about time to go to bed and my friend belived in the boggie man at the time. so i told him that the boggie man was in his closet so he shit himself and started throwing his shit into (Full Story) So me and my friend stayed at his house over night one evening and it was about time to go to bed and my friend belived in the boggie man at the time. so i told him that the boggie man was in his closet so he shit himself and started throwing his shit into the closet. It was all over the floor and the walls after he was done he ran out of the room crying with his pants around his ankles and shit still running down his legs. After he left i started laughing so hard that I endded up shitting myself and it was so runny that it was dripping onto the floor and going down my leg...
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Submitted by hodon (shitville, TX) on 06.25.13
Well im taking these clense pills and i went to the grocery. I felt rumble but thought i could wait. Was i wrong! Shit came shooting out of my asshole and i left the store. Shit was in the isle too.cleanup on isle 3....
Went home got in the shower and all (Full Story) Well im taking these clense pills and i went to the grocery. I felt rumble but thought i could wait. Was i wrong! Shit came shooting out of my asshole and i left the store. Shit was in the isle too.cleanup on isle 3....
Went home got in the shower and all is well.
Thanks for letting me share :~]
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Submitted by J (Canada, Some State) on 07.31.13
It all started as innocently as a night at my gf's. And I just want to clarify that it wouldn't have been so bad if she had lived in an appartment but no, she lived with her mom, older sister, and granny.
Seeing as it was the weekend and I hadn't seen her (Full Story) It all started as innocently as a night at my gf's. And I just want to clarify that it wouldn't have been so bad if she had lived in an appartment but no, she lived with her mom, older sister, and granny.
Seeing as it was the weekend and I hadn't seen her in a while we decided to buy a bottle of grey goose. If no one knows what that is it's about fifty percent vodka and fifty percent anal decongestant. A few games of shooter tictactoe later and I was pretty wasted and the bottle was two thirds full. Deciding that it would be more time efficient to just drink straight from the bottle helped the other two thirds pass almost as quickly as the third. The rest of the night is completely gone from my memory exept for a vague shadowy memorey of trying to hold in the waves of barf that spewed from my mouth all over my gf and her bed. It was the second most embarrasing moment of my life, beaten only by my awakening about six hours later. Stark naked. Covered in shit. Sprawled out in the middle of the family bathroom with both the mother and grandmother standing over me.
Let it be said that I have not touched Grey Goose Vodka since that day.
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Submitted by JG (North Central, NC) on 06.23.13
Twice I shat myself. I'm on the Paleo diet. I live a healthy lifestyle. It became clear to me based off this experience that I was allergic to a great many foods that are normal for people to eat. Things like pasta, bread, certain veggies and of course dai (Full Story) Twice I shat myself. I'm on the Paleo diet. I live a healthy lifestyle. It became clear to me based off this experience that I was allergic to a great many foods that are normal for people to eat. Things like pasta, bread, certain veggies and of course dairy. Foods I loved and had enjoyed my whole life lead me to this terrible experience.
The shits that come out when eating these foods are always loose. If i were to shit on the ground (not in a toilet) well, it would just be a big glob of collecting poop. Not dense, healthy turds. So anyways, as I walked the 1 mile from my car to workplace, I felt the loose stool plunging it's way out of my bottom. Pinching it off and walking almost bow-legged but squirly I ran to the door. Well I was no where near the door, which also had to be unlocked and an alarm disabled when this large glob (not turd) found it's way through the pinching off. Once I felt the warm and uncomfortable matter (we'll call it that) hit my pants, I just flat out submitted. I let it all run out. Anyone who has given up and let shit just pour out like this knows better. THey will tell you that you were 10x better off keeping your butt pinched and not letting the shit have its way. I worked a long and physical job at starbucks. There is no way I could have let this fly.
A major problem for me was at the time, I didn't wear any underwear..so needless to say there was shit running all down my leg and everything. My coffee shop was part of a college bookstore so I grabbed a pair of shorts and threw them on after cleaning myself up.
luckily I had a great girlfriend and I called her up. With lightning speed she travelled to the campus and brought me a new pair of pants. My ONLY other pair of pants. and I left my shit soiled pair as the first deposit in that bathroom's trash can for the day. Sad, to think the janitor would have to smell my marinating shit when he next emptied the trash, but at least I didn't try to flush my pants down the toilet like some simple minded self shitters would.
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Submitted by Morey (honk, Some State) on 08.03.12
Well one day i was walking home from the casino where i was working at the time and i was feeling the urge to fart so i pushed and my girl was with me and i felt the warm feeling of pile in my undies and i smelt the air and thought oh no. i just shit. so m (Full Story) Well one day i was walking home from the casino where i was working at the time and i was feeling the urge to fart so i pushed and my girl was with me and i felt the warm feeling of pile in my undies and i smelt the air and thought oh no. i just shit. so my girl saw and she goes woah what the fuck did you do? but she didnt care, she cleaned me up and we went home to bang.! fun.
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Submitted by embarrassed human being (Some City, Some State) on 12.23.13
Well I was halfway through doing a yoga pose with my butt sticking out (of course) and figured I had the runs! Well I just had to finish the pose so I did and as I was nearly done, with my butt sticking out, I shat myself like an explosion.. all over my ca (Full Story) Well I was halfway through doing a yoga pose with my butt sticking out (of course) and figured I had the runs! Well I just had to finish the pose so I did and as I was nearly done, with my butt sticking out, I shat myself like an explosion.. all over my carpet. It went through my goddam pants!
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Submitted by zach yee (detroit, MI) on 02.10.13
Yo so I was driving down the road on a date with this girl im talking to...we were heading to a movie and we had just hit up an ice cream spot...mistake #1...I suddenly had the urge to shit, like bad...it came out of nowhere...well i decided to try to fart (Full Story) Yo so I was driving down the road on a date with this girl im talking to...we were heading to a movie and we had just hit up an ice cream spot...mistake #1...I suddenly had the urge to shit, like bad...it came out of nowhere...well i decided to try to fart and let a little of the pressure go quietly..yea that didnt happen...i unloaded a pile of chocolate pudding all in my pants and it was gurgling coming out. It turned her on and she ate it with a spork.
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Submitted by Mr Sexay Zpants (New York, NY) on 09.29.12
I was once at one of my friend's houses. I was in the backyard playing football, when all of a sudden, I had to fart. I farted and something very fudgy came out with it. I immediatly knew it was a shart. So i ran to the bathroom, and there was a GIANT turd (Full Story) I was once at one of my friend's houses. I was in the backyard playing football, when all of a sudden, I had to fart. I farted and something very fudgy came out with it. I immediatly knew it was a shart. So i ran to the bathroom, and there was a GIANT turd in my pants. It turns out that i wiped with clorox wipes, and my butthole was on fire! Then i used the regular baby wipes. It was all good, except for the shit stain in my underpants. Thank you for your time.
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Submitted by shitie (city, CT) on 04.24.12
it was the last hour if school and we had a break becouse the teacher didnt come..i started feeling bad and i wanted ti shit.rhere were no near known places of mine or public bathrooms..so i had to go to my house that was miles away.i started my way home b (Full Story) it was the last hour if school and we had a break becouse the teacher didnt come..i started feeling bad and i wanted ti shit.rhere were no near known places of mine or public bathrooms..so i had to go to my house that was miles away.i started my way home but in the middle i SHITTED my pants!I put my jacket around the pants so anyone could see that.i ran home and tried to shit on the toilet but the shit was heavy on my underwear.i was wearing jeans that day so they couldnt get off easily and all the shit fell on the floor(TRUE STORY)!!then i started taking toilet paper so i could clean the thing out.i startd cleaning and i was so nervous couse i thought that someone would catch me so i locked the door.then i started cleaning the f*****g shit of the floor.when i was done i made a bath and hided my pants...i know that my parents will find it (i will not be so emparassed that way...)then i took a bath and didnt say anything..i will just wait,shall i? ;p
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Submitted by AJ (Dear Green Place, Some State) on 11.10.13
I was at the cinema with a friend one Saturday evening and we had some really nasty jalapeños on our plastic-cheese nachos. They tasted good at the time and we ignored the hell which was likely to follow.
After the film, we went back to my mate's place fo (Full Story) I was at the cinema with a friend one Saturday evening and we had some really nasty jalapeños on our plastic-cheese nachos. They tasted good at the time and we ignored the hell which was likely to follow.
After the film, we went back to my mate's place for beers and banter, falling asleep on the couch at stupid o'clock.
Pretty early - and long before I was ready to cope with it - my pal had to get to work and just threw me out. I didn't even get toast or tea from the rude prick!
And so I set of home in dire need of what felt like a very turbulent crap. There was is a lane that leads from his place up a hill and to where I used to live with my parents. The walk up there normally took 10 minutes, but I was walking in my heels with super-flexed quad, trying my best not to shit myself. At the end of the lane I could see another friend's house. Could I chap his door, barge in and make a mess of his toilet before I could even explain? He probably wouldn't have been it at that time of the day, so it would have been his bemused parents (we were about 16 or 17 at the time) who would have answered the door to this hungover, quaking wreck.
No, I couldn't put myself through the indignity, so I soldiered on towards home, by which time I was walking like an injured Danny Jules-John.
Then it happened. I crowned way too much for comfort and it pushed its hot, acidic way out of my body and into my sorry boxers. I was acutely aware of the battle for space in there as I could feel the resistance of my jeans force the mass downwards. It certainly stopped me in my tracks, let me tell you.
I shook my right leg and most of the poo tumbled down my hairy legs and onto the pavement. This was about year 2001 and I was a moderate mosher, so I was glad to be wearing mega-baggies; 501s would have made this episode unbearable.
The rest of the walk home subjected me to relief and shame in equal measures. The worst part was that I could feel a heavy glob of wet turd on the inside of my jeans swinging and rubbing against my leg, just behind the knee. With every step, I noticed the poo gripping onto my hirsute leg and then get tugged away by the fabric. It got colder as I walked home.
Those jeans got put in a bathtub of bleach. My brother and I went for a walk later that day and I showed him the turd. He nearly pissed himself laughing and said that no passer-by would believe that a dog had done that.
In a way I'm glad it happened because I still smirk about it to this day.
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Submitted by blaine (Fleetwood, PA) on 08.17.12
Well it happened, at the garage. i was helping pap move some junk around and when i bent over i shit myself. a nice runny shit. like vegetable soup. down my legs and on to the floor. i hope none of my family see this butt i feel better telling someone
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Submitted by FrankieJay (Binghamton, NY) on 03.03.13
A while ago, I was at a friend's house.
We were in the woods having an airsoft war and I had to shit.. Reaaallyyy bad.. So I told them I had to piss and I'll be right back. I went farther out until they couldn't see me.
I found a nice little spot.. b (Full Story) A while ago, I was at a friend's house.
We were in the woods having an airsoft war and I had to shit.. Reaaallyyy bad.. So I told them I had to piss and I'll be right back. I went farther out until they couldn't see me.
I found a nice little spot.. but.. I didn't have the guts to shit right there, thinking the family would find it and know it was me or something.. So I went back to them, having to shit so bad I couldn't walk right. But I tried to walk as normal as possible infront of them.
We got back to the house a short while after (5 min or so) and I ran into the house. My friends and the rest of the people were downstairs. I thought "They wont hear me shit so this is perfect". Right when I went in the bathroom and closed the door, my friend's sister came upstairs and knocked on the door. I didn't want them to hear me shit and they wouldn't go away. So I opened the door and went downstairs.
At this point, I was squeezing farts out of my ass while I had to shit. I could feel it sitting right there in my ass waiting to shoot out. Everyone went upstairs except my friends so we went into my friend's room. I managed to go the whooolleee day having to shit.
It was nighttime and one of my friends had fallen asleep but the other wanted to pull an all-nighter with me. So We were. I was still farting a little. And had to shit.. bad.. So I went upstairs in a crawl position. And farted.. but this time.. I felt it a slide out with a huge fart.. It was warm and I could feel it. I walked up the stairs in a duck walk into the bathroom, pulled down my pants and bam!... Giant pile of shit in my undies. I threw away my underwear and went freeballin. I sprayed my pants with this clone stuff.. Worked fine.
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Submitted by DisgruntleMatt (San Antonio, TX) on 10.07.12
I have the habit of drinking beer ever night. It leads to anal leakage the next day at work. So, I guess you could say, I involuntarily leak shit into my pants every day. When I get home, I take off one of my socks and use it to wipe my ass. Works much bet (Full Story) I have the habit of drinking beer ever night. It leads to anal leakage the next day at work. So, I guess you could say, I involuntarily leak shit into my pants every day. When I get home, I take off one of my socks and use it to wipe my ass. Works much better than toilet paper.
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Submitted by Big Al (Some City, Some State) on 10.04.12
Many years ago whilst on holiday in Tenerife my friends and I went to a water park and we went onto the 'Kamakazi' slide.
It was a monstorous slide that sent you flying out into the air before catching you further down the slide. Anyway as I went flyi (Full Story) Many years ago whilst on holiday in Tenerife my friends and I went to a water park and we went onto the 'Kamakazi' slide.
It was a monstorous slide that sent you flying out into the air before catching you further down the slide. Anyway as I went flying out into the air I braced myself for the catch but unfortunatley for me (and no doubt thousands of others in the recycled water) I landed on my shoulder blade and the pain was excruiating.
I ended up sliding limply down the rest of the slide groaning in agony and when I came to halt at the bottom of the slide, whilst lying there in agony, my bowels gave way in shock and I shit myself.
Fortunatley it was pretty watery so it just ran out and merged with the slide water.
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Submitted by VailFail (Denver, CO) on 08.19.12
I went out for a vindaloo curry Friday night in Denver. Drove to Vail Saturday was in a bar got violent urge... arrived at an occupied stall started squirting my pants while waiting. Reeked. Attempted a clean up bailed back to condo.
Walk of shame. (Full Story) I went out for a vindaloo curry Friday night in Denver. Drove to Vail Saturday was in a bar got violent urge... arrived at an occupied stall started squirting my pants while waiting. Reeked. Attempted a clean up bailed back to condo.
Walk of shame.
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Submitted by CavityCrabs (Lincoln, NE) on 10.07.12
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...Me and friend were watching my homeboy Taylor sleep and I thought it would be funny to fart on his face. I decided to go barebottom and and much to his dismay i shat all over his face.
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Submitted by Nikocreepo (Zografou, NY) on 02.11.13
Damn you pork chops! you just made me poop in my bloody pants. Look i am not usually that guy. Ok yes last year in Pilio i poop my pants but ok it was summer vacations so you know food drinks boozes..yeah that creepy stuff made me shit myself but today was (Full Story) Damn you pork chops! you just made me poop in my bloody pants. Look i am not usually that guy. Ok yes last year in Pilio i poop my pants but ok it was summer vacations so you know food drinks boozes..yeah that creepy stuff made me shit myself but today was a hole another fuckin story. I mean i only ate 5 souvlakia and i dont have any clue why my anus dont obey me. Huh i just poop in my pants boys and i am proud of it. Peace brothers
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Submitted by Pieceof (Some City, AK) on 07.03.13
Weed and concerts seem to go together fairly regularly. But what happens when you smoke too much and become paranoid? Well, since I am an extremely tall individual, whenever I am at concerts there literally is a giant semi circle of nothingness behind me c (Full Story) Weed and concerts seem to go together fairly regularly. But what happens when you smoke too much and become paranoid? Well, since I am an extremely tall individual, whenever I am at concerts there literally is a giant semi circle of nothingness behind me cause clearly no one can see over me. Usually I take this as just being tall and continue watching the concert. However, after smoking weed this one time,I took this to mean that I had somehow shit my pants without knowing it and that people had moved away from me. All and all it was a very distressing experience. I then proceeded to wander around town, trying to find my way back to my house because I thought I had shit my pants. I was so sketched out I envisioned myself with shit rolling down my leg even though when I checked there was none. In the end there was no poop but trying to believe that when you are super baked and paranoid is nearly impossible.
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Submitted by :S (San Antonio, TX) on 08.05.12
I work washing windows in Chicago and one day i was standing on the railing of the third story washing a window one story above, and BOOM. Hot fudge has gone all over me, and is now raining all over the windows I have already washed, and on the people down (Full Story) I work washing windows in Chicago and one day i was standing on the railing of the third story washing a window one story above, and BOOM. Hot fudge has gone all over me, and is now raining all over the windows I have already washed, and on the people down below, but they understood my situation and were rather forgiving.
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Submitted by A Dad (Some Place, Some State) on 03.08.13
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...Well I was watching AMCs The Walking Dead. I farted quite a few times, pretty loud and long too, thought it was just that. Then I felt like I had to take a shit right away, so as I ran to the restroom my wife and (Full Story) Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...Well I was watching AMCs The Walking Dead. I farted quite a few times, pretty loud and long too, thought it was just that. Then I felt like I had to take a shit right away, so as I ran to the restroom my wife and children said I had a clump of shit in my pants. I thought they were just kidding. Well... they werent... I had Shit Myself.
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Submitted by Pete Satchell (Some City, Some State) on 05.12.12
Ahve shat mesen a few times, like man ya knaaa.
One time I was at the beach and shat in me speeeeeeeedos, I tried using a pebble to get rid of the shite but it was no use so I grabbed a seagull and wiped me arse on its wings (Full Story) Ahve shat mesen a few times, like man ya knaaa.
One time I was at the beach and shat in me speeeeeeeedos, I tried using a pebble to get rid of the shite but it was no use so I grabbed a seagull and wiped me arse on its wings
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Submitted by chief (Wichita, KS) on 01.09.13
Well, I was getting dressed for work and had to fart so I did and I thought that was the end of it. I went to work and as I was walking into the building I felt my underwear clinging to my ass -- I thought to myself damn why is my ass so sweaty? So I pul (Full Story) Well, I was getting dressed for work and had to fart so I did and I thought that was the end of it. I went to work and as I was walking into the building I felt my underwear clinging to my ass -- I thought to myself damn why is my ass so sweaty? So I pulled my underwear away from my ass but it continued to cling again. Finally I was like, I need to take a shit anyway and I'm going to see what the fuck is going on in my underwear while I'm at it. When I pulled my pants down, I saw a big glob of shit in my underwear -- It took forever to clean my ass off because it totally smeared everywhere; then I threw my underwear away and freeballed the rest of the day. I couldn't help but wonder how many people I walked past while I had shit in my pants. So ya, in conclusion, I totally shit myself and didn't even known it.
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Submitted by karen (ann arbor, MI) on 07.04.12
I ate about 5 pickle slices and got up for another (I know but pickles are SO GOOD!!!) What I thought was going to be a huge fart (because my stomach wasn't bubbling) turned out to be a nice runny messy that luckily only stay in my undies. "Wow," I said as (Full Story) I ate about 5 pickle slices and got up for another (I know but pickles are SO GOOD!!!) What I thought was going to be a huge fart (because my stomach wasn't bubbling) turned out to be a nice runny messy that luckily only stay in my undies. "Wow," I said as I creeped to the bathroom, "I just shit on myself." Good times.
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Submitted by My Ass (City, Some State) on 03.27.13
I was taking a piss one fine evening. I felt the urge to fart while I was pissing. No big deal, I let it rip, and it made this *splat* sound. I immediately stopped pissing and pulled my pants down. And I was greeted with a small shit that looked like someo (Full Story) I was taking a piss one fine evening. I felt the urge to fart while I was pissing. No big deal, I let it rip, and it made this *splat* sound. I immediately stopped pissing and pulled my pants down. And I was greeted with a small shit that looked like someone spit a loogie in my underwear. After being washed, they were still stained and dry everywhere except for where the shit was. Worst part was, it was my last pair of undergarments.
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Submitted by ShitterNotShitter (San Mateo, CA) on 05.14.14
A few nights ago, I was babysitting this kid at another house, and I was feeling really nauseous, & I shit myself & got the fuck out of there. The next few days I stayed home, and then at at the bus stop this morning I did it again in front of all my class (Full Story) A few nights ago, I was babysitting this kid at another house, and I was feeling really nauseous, & I shit myself & got the fuck out of there. The next few days I stayed home, and then at at the bus stop this morning I did it again in front of all my classmates. Just great.
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Submitted by Sambo (Some City, NJ) on 12.19.13
Ate a Gino's steak sandwich and was coming home. My friend who was driving also had a sandwich . On the way home I kept smelling gas. Like he was farting. I felt fine in the car. However once I got home I felt my stomach churning. I thought it was a fart (Full Story) Ate a Gino's steak sandwich and was coming home. My friend who was driving also had a sandwich . On the way home I kept smelling gas. Like he was farting. I felt fine in the car. However once I got home I felt my stomach churning. I thought it was a fart coming out but when it blew it blew out more than gas. I realized as it was too late. Hot lava was dripping down my leg. I tried to hold my ass and crotch to prevent leakage until I made the bathroom. Thank god I didn't drip out on the floor. In the bathroom all he'll broke loose . I removed my soiled garments and discarded them in the trash can. Jumped into the shower. Ahh wArm water and soap.
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Submitted by Lover boy (Buttfuck Egypt, AL) on 05.09.14
You ever hear that phrase, "you know you're in love when you fart around each other"? Well, I was with this girl for a few years and had taken that test one step further by making a habit of farting on her. Sometimes she'd laugh, other times she'd be more (Full Story) You ever hear that phrase, "you know you're in love when you fart around each other"? Well, I was with this girl for a few years and had taken that test one step further by making a habit of farting on her. Sometimes she'd laugh, other times she'd be more annoyed. She loved me though, so she put up with it. Well, one morning I awoke with the excitement of having stored up an extra-large, freshly-baked air-biscuit. I knew I would have to act fast since my girlfriend was a light sleeper, and she'd definitely push me off her if she saw it coming. Go time! I sprang up, swung one leg over her head, and aimed my anus. Phtbtbtbtbt! I SHARTED... And because I was so excited, in such a hurry, and pushed so hard, it was an immense amount of diarrhea covering her face and head. We were both in shock. It was terrible. She got up, went to the bathroom, and got in the shower. I cleaned up the bed. We broke up later, but not because of this incident.
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Submitted by SHITZYPOOPBOP (Some City, Some State) on 05.20.12
TODAY I SHIT MYSELF IN DUNNES SUPERMARKET AND USED THE RECIEPT TO WIPE MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by DontDrinkAndShit (Some City, Some State) on 11.21.12
I used to sleep in a school boarding house and as you can imagine we tried all kind of stupid stuff.
Once we dranc hard alcohol (i think it was a bottle of gin and a vodka). Completely inexperienced we kept dinking.
Then we went back to the boarding (Full Story) I used to sleep in a school boarding house and as you can imagine we tried all kind of stupid stuff.
Once we dranc hard alcohol (i think it was a bottle of gin and a vodka). Completely inexperienced we kept dinking.
Then we went back to the boarding house and after that I don't know much.
Next day however I woke up in a bed (not even mine). First thing I noticed was that I felt really great but then
I noticed something else...
I checked with my hand and holy CRAB!
such a fat load and I started to panic. But then i got my SHIT together and started to clean up.
Good thing was that it was quite early and the others were all sleeping. So i went to the toilet and droped my pants and stuffed it into the toilet.
Unfortunately underpants are not ment to fit through a toilet drain and the whole toilet started to fill itself with water.
I grabbed the WC brush and started using it like a
plumber's friend.
I ended up plumbing for half an hour until i forced my pants down the toilet.
After that I noticed that I am naked in the toilet and so I snuck out of it into the bathroom where I took a shower. It took me some time until I was clean again (such a sticky stuff i can tell)
Then I went beck to the bed and stuffed the sheets into a trash bag and turned the mattress.
Then my roommate woke up and he immediately knew whats going on. He started to laugh...
However he promised not to tell anybody (wich he did after 2 years)
Then i rushed to the garbage place to get rid of the shit sheets. Half the hallway down a girl called me and asked me what the hell I have done. With the "crab-bag" in my hands I told her that I have no fucking clue. And then she told me...
Apparently I got hungry the night before and I went down to the kitchen where I ended up sleeping on the carpet until the adviser took me up to the room - AGAIN
And that's the story. After that I could not look the eyes of my advisor. I was kinda happy when she got fired one week after that - should I feel bad?
Most awkward day in my life - I never drank that much ever again
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Submitted by Wendy (Some City, CA) on 05.01.13
I was 16 at the time and while I was in class I felt a big cramp in my stomach that I knew would be diarrhoea. I didn't want to use the filthy toilets at school so I tried holding it untill I got home. Well I failed. As I walked home I felt another cramp a (Full Story) I was 16 at the time and while I was in class I felt a big cramp in my stomach that I knew would be diarrhoea. I didn't want to use the filthy toilets at school so I tried holding it untill I got home. Well I failed. As I walked home I felt another cramp and I tried to clench against it but the pressure was so great I couldn't hold it and leaked into my panties. I felt the hot wetness as it slowly oozed out between my butt cheeks untill it spread right across my butt and out of my panties and down both legs. I felt another cramp as I tried to stop the flow and it just exploded out at at point. I had no control over it and I just let it all out. it was so embarrassing but the relief of it was so good I didn't care any more. I pushed it all out untill I felt I was empty and carried on walking home with my legs covered in shit. when I got home I ran to the bathroom and took all my clothes off and showered myself clean. I had to put my panties and tights in the trash as they were ruined but amazingly no one knew I'd shit myself. once I got dried and dressed I took my clothes downstairs for the wash and I was so glad on one knew what happened.
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Submitted by Anon (Somewhere, NY) on 05.19.13
I recently got over a really bad stomach bug. When it started I woke up early on my day off to bad cramps, a feverish, sweaty feeling, an unsettled stomach, and a horrible burning need to use the toilet. I went and ended up violently yet effortlessly relea (Full Story) I recently got over a really bad stomach bug. When it started I woke up early on my day off to bad cramps, a feverish, sweaty feeling, an unsettled stomach, and a horrible burning need to use the toilet. I went and ended up violently yet effortlessly releasing about two cups of hot liquid then collapsing on my bed again. Not five minutes later I felt the urge again, but this time my stomach felt extremely upset and I wasn't sure I could stand up without puking all over the place. I laid there in agony for quite a while, then managed to stand up and walk very slowly to the bathroom. I sat down and immediately began squirting it out without even pushing. I have never pooped liquid so violently or loudly in my entire life. It literally sounded like a garden hose being aimed into the toilet. Astoundingly, my stomach didn't feel any better and I actually felt like I still needed to poop. I felt horrible and did not want any exertion, but I wanted relief so badly that I strained. Of course the explosion made the first one pale in comparison, but it still did not make my stomach feel better. In fact, the effort of releasing my bowels pushed me over the edge and made something else release. I jumped up quickly, flushing as I did so, and was on the ground heaving over the bowl before I even had time to pull my pants up. Apparently the diarrhea flushed everything out of my system, because there was nothing left to come up but bile- acidic, burning bile that dribbled pathetically out of my mouth and nose simultaneously while I retched so hard I felt lightheaded. And of course, retching this hard tends to have an equal but opposite reaction. I shit muddy water on the cabinet behind me and got to mop it up with toilet paper. I proceeded to spend the next few hours on the couch, getting up every five minutes to crap liquid like a fire hose. I didn't vomit anymore, but it was three days before I was back to eating normally.
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Submitted by Tom (los angeles, CA) on 06.22.12
When I was a senior in high school I was in gym class and playing ping pong with an acquaintance. I noticed had to shit SUPER bad, no big deal, normal enough, but on this day the bathroom was locked, I guess because the gym bathroom is sort of secluded and (Full Story) When I was a senior in high school I was in gym class and playing ping pong with an acquaintance. I noticed had to shit SUPER bad, no big deal, normal enough, but on this day the bathroom was locked, I guess because the gym bathroom is sort of secluded and they dont want people hiding in there or something.
Anyway, I was pissed, it was uncomfortable holding it in, but I thought I could hold it, so I went back to the game and was just going to hold it till next period.
Then an urge came on super strong, and despite my best effort a little meteor of shit dropped out of my pants and on to the floor. AND MY PING PONG PARTNER SAW THE WHOLE THING!!! haha He just looked at me with this crazy shocked expression on his face. AND WE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. haha I couldn't believe what was happening, my mind was spinning!! I was so panicked that I just tried to play it off, we switched tables like nothing had happened. omg I can't believe I survived the ordeal
its so fucking hilarious I can barely contain myself as I'm writing, but remember i couldn't see the humor in it back then, I thought I was going to die
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Submitted by Anus Eruptor (Some City, Some State) on 04.13.13
I was lying on my bed naked when i felt the urge to shit. I resisted the urge, as I was watching television, but later my shithole decided to open wide and erupt a volcanic eruption of feces. It was everywhere, on the walls, the ceiling, my face, and then (Full Story) I was lying on my bed naked when i felt the urge to shit. I resisted the urge, as I was watching television, but later my shithole decided to open wide and erupt a volcanic eruption of feces. It was everywhere, on the walls, the ceiling, my face, and then I got up to go to the bathroom, but shit was still spewing from my anus as I walked there, which was downstairs, so I left a Hansel and Gretel shit path back to my room. The toilet was painted brown with my stinky ass foam.
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Submitted by David (Detroit, MI) on 08.23.12
We were at cross country practice and we went on our warm up and midway through I noticed I had to shit, I thought fer sure I could hold it but then right when we got back to the school I could feel it oozing out of my rectum, there were people all around (Full Story) We were at cross country practice and we went on our warm up and midway through I noticed I had to shit, I thought fer sure I could hold it but then right when we got back to the school I could feel it oozing out of my rectum, there were people all around but luckily I had compression shorts on. By the time I got to the school doors I full on SHIT my pants!! Like I didn't have anything left in me at all. I went in the bathroom to check and it was BAD. I tried to wash up but it didn't help much. I ended up throwing m compression shorts away and I went commando for the workout. But my shorts still stuck!! Pretty bad, I avoided everyone most of the time. Then I made my friend drive me home..... I feel sorry for him :p
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Submitted by harry (birmingham, Some State) on 06.20.13
I thought I had just recoverd from a stomach bug. I went to the local grocer to get my daily essentials and I felt the need to pass wind. to my horror shit came flying out dripped down my legs and kept happening luckily nobody noticed. was the most awkward (Full Story) I thought I had just recoverd from a stomach bug. I went to the local grocer to get my daily essentials and I felt the need to pass wind. to my horror shit came flying out dripped down my legs and kept happening luckily nobody noticed. was the most awkward walk home ever.
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Submitted by wtfishat (maple ridge, CA) on 10.17.12
ok, so today i was at mcdonalds and i just finished eating a angus burger and a jr, chicken and i went out for a smoke, i couldn't finish it because i felt like i had to take a shit really bad. so i went into the washroom and somebody was using the tolit, (Full Story) ok, so today i was at mcdonalds and i just finished eating a angus burger and a jr, chicken and i went out for a smoke, i couldn't finish it because i felt like i had to take a shit really bad. so i went into the washroom and somebody was using the tolit, i started freaking out cuz i had to go REALLY fucking bad. than all of a sudden i felt my leg get wet and i knew some liquid shit just came out, i freaked out an went outside jumped on my skateboard and took off as FAST as i could to my house. Once got to the door of my house i just started shitting like crazy. ran into the washroom pulled down my pants and sat down to shit.looked at my leg and there was SHIT EVERYWERE and smelled so fucking gross. finally finished and took off my pants and it looked like i shat out like a weeks worth of poo there was so much shit it was so fcking gross, had a shower and cleaned up, thats my story it SUUUUUUUUCKED wtf ...i'm 20 and that was the first time in my whole life i shit myself...
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Submitted by upoo (Some City, Some State) on 04.10.13
my body cant take it. i was about halfway done my walk home from mcdonads when i thought had to fart. so i let er go and shit projejected down the back of my legs. i squeezed my ass and walked carefully as to not move my legs too much so that i wouldnt fe (Full Story) my body cant take it. i was about halfway done my walk home from mcdonads when i thought had to fart. so i let er go and shit projejected down the back of my legs. i squeezed my ass and walked carefully as to not move my legs too much so that i wouldnt feel the now cold shit-covered pants touch the backs of my legs.
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Submitted by QiDe (Beijing, WA) on 07.21.12
yesterday, i was at a rootop bar party at a 5 star hotel in Beijing. I met a chinese rich guy who kept offering me drinks. I don't remember the evening but in the morning I found myself on the toilet surrounded by my shit on the floor, in my pants ... an (Full Story) yesterday, i was at a rootop bar party at a 5 star hotel in Beijing. I met a chinese rich guy who kept offering me drinks. I don't remember the evening but in the morning I found myself on the toilet surrounded by my shit on the floor, in my pants ... and a hotel employee bouncing on the toilet door saying he would call the police...
Taking in all the 'damage', I started cleaning up: I kicked my 'full' underpants under the toilet, used the whole roll of toilet paper to clean most of my pants and the floor and got back into my clothes. When the employee finally went away to search for help or call the police, I stumbled away to the elevator.
Still drunk, I entered various floors, staff rooms and even the swimming pool until I finally managed to find the exit and later a metro station nearby.
About 10 metrostops and one transit station further with the disguisted looks of hundreds of chinese people, pulling up their noses, I finally got back to my appartement and fell asleep again(after taking off my clothes).
Luckily I was still too drunk to grasp every moment of it...
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Submitted by Andy Nonymous (Atlanta, GA) on 04.04.13
So no one supposedly knows about this besides me and my pet parakeet, whom looked at me with a look of disgust and pity. Can birds feel sorry for humans? I don't know, but after I told my pet bird I shit myself I bet he could.
Here's what happened. Went (Full Story) So no one supposedly knows about this besides me and my pet parakeet, whom looked at me with a look of disgust and pity. Can birds feel sorry for humans? I don't know, but after I told my pet bird I shit myself I bet he could.
Here's what happened. Went to see Mary Poppins the Musical at the Fox Theatre in Atlanta tonight. Traveled there in a white van, white seats, with a group from the local college where I am a student.
At the Varsity in Atlanta, I ate onion rings, a slaw dog, a bacon cheeseburger, fried pie, milkshake and a Sprite. If that wasn't a warning sign to me that my bowels were about to embark on an adventure the likes of the U.S.S. Enterprise could not even match, I don't know what would have done it for me. But alas -- I had visions of spoonfuls of sugar and flying women with umbrellas. I didn't give a damn about my potential anal adventures.
After the show - during which I had consumed a small popcorn - my intestines started banging against my groin shortly before the cast on stage burst into song for Chim-Chim-Cheerie and right after Mary Poppins decided to leave the kids to become a professional female wrestler.
Or something like that. It was difficult to pay attention with my gut feeling like I had just been bitten by a background extra in The Walking Dead.
So as the lights come up I manage to scamper to the bathroom - a bathroom of which, by the way, someone said "Oooo it's the Fox, you should see their bathroom, it's like a palace!" Well I guess the Mongols or the Monty Python cast or someone had invaded and raided this palace because all it had was three urinals and two stalls. Yep, this place has 800,000 people inside its walls and the bathroom closest to the orchestra entrance where the concessions and alcohol are sold HAS TWO GODDAMN STALLS. And the urinals were floor-length without dividers. Good luck keeping your penis a secret there, buddy.
But back to my toilet shenanigans. I let loose and thought that was the end of it. Nope. As we hit I-75 my rectum started singing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and decided to Mr. Banks itself as much as possible into my briefs.
Six times.
I wasn't sure if I needed a diaper, a doctor, a miracle or a Maalox.
Thank FUCKING GOD I was sitting in the back. I was wearing a hoodie-type thing that went down pretty far past my butt because it was Atlanta in April, so of course the temperature was just above freezing and the sky looked like God had decided to say "fuck it" and go make some more planets or something.
I managed to pull the hoodie bottom down past MY bottom and sit upright enough to keep anything from flowing out onto the seat. The odor wasn't bad because it was all liquid and because it was dark and I was sitting alone....well Mary Poppins mentioned mircacles can happen, but that was before the bitch cast one of her spells on my asshole.
Made it back and was the last one out, still dark outside (thank fuck), I had actually changed into my khakis from blue jeans upon original arrival so I found a nearby dumpster and changed into the jeans behind it.
I just hope that the janitor or city or whomever cleans up behind it watches where they step since I left a two -inch pile of shit there.
And that's the story of how Mary Poppins cast a spell on my bunghole. Some might say it was just coincidence. Some would say she was just an actress. Some would question the onion rings and fried pie on top of popcorn.
I know the truth. I know that bitch is really evil. I bet she fled the kids because she was molesting them in their sleep. Which, by the way, she could make them do by merely snapping her fingers, I "shit" you not.
Fuck you, Mary Poppins. If I see you floating in the sky I am going to give you a taste of my shotgun. LEAVE MY ASS ALONE.
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Submitted by Fuckin butt duck niggXD (Some City, WV) on 11.02.11
So im just sittin here... Then suddenly out of no where my ass becomes a portal for the puddle of shit that is now in my pants. It was so runny that it ran off the sides of my bed. I didnt bother cleaning it up because i just thought to myself " eh the dog (Full Story) So im just sittin here... Then suddenly out of no where my ass becomes a portal for the puddle of shit that is now in my pants. It was so runny that it ran off the sides of my bed. I didnt bother cleaning it up because i just thought to myself " eh the dog will clean it up"
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Submitted by Luke (Some City, Some State) on 11.03.13
This luckily didn't happen in my pants but nonetheless a great story. Back in 11th grade, my history teacher was taking a leave of absence for some kind of surgery, and on his last day, everyone brought him goodies - donuts, coffee, cookies, ect.. As he ha (Full Story) This luckily didn't happen in my pants but nonetheless a great story. Back in 11th grade, my history teacher was taking a leave of absence for some kind of surgery, and on his last day, everyone brought him goodies - donuts, coffee, cookies, ect.. As he had a surplus of these said goodies, my teacher offered the extra to the class. One of the things up for grabs was a large cup of black coffee from starbucks. As part of a bet, I wound up chugging the entire cup in front of everybody. It didn't seem to do much to me, other than give me a little heartburn. Later when i came home, i felt like i needed to shit, so i went to the john and sat down. What happened next was the most bizarre thing ever; i shat out all of the coffee! it hadn't been digested, or anything - as if every organ in my body absolutely refused to process it and passed it along until it reached the large intestine. It was pure coffee, the toilet bowl smelled exactly like starbucks coffee. I've never heard of anything like this happening before.
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Submitted by Billy (Some City, OH) on 09.20.12
I shit my self in class
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Submitted by Rory (Edmonton, Some State) on 07.20.13
So the year is 1993 and and my bother and I are on one of many errands my mother takes. It was just an ordinary summer Friday evening and we were stoked because school was nearing the end for that year and super nintendo games waited us at home so we were (Full Story) So the year is 1993 and and my bother and I are on one of many errands my mother takes. It was just an ordinary summer Friday evening and we were stoked because school was nearing the end for that year and super nintendo games waited us at home so we were reeling with excitement till my mother finished her errands. We were waiting in the family van, a dodge caravan that I would eventually inherit and subsequently have many sexual escapades in. We were just talking went I felt the not too uncommon urge to defecate. Most normal people would take this universal biological urge and heed natures call but I had a severely bad habit of withholding my feces. I had gotten use to this so I though nothing of it. As the time passed I realized that the situation had grown dire. I had inadvertently got o the point of no return. I had managed to wedge my self between the sliding side door and the middle row with one leg fully extended. My sphincter was working overtime and I was thinking how on earth did I get myself into this predicament. All the while my bother is saying " go to the washroom if you got to go!" What he didn't realize was that if I moved I was going to loose my shit. At this point I'm terrified. I did not want to shit my new shorts. I loved them. I managed to grunt to my bother, "Get MOM!" and he stated, " what is she going to do!?" He was right but I din't know what else to do. My ass muscles have sufficiently fatigued at this point and my shit felt like a slowly starting mud slide down my leg. My bother cringed in disgust an little shit boulders started rolling out my shorts. I couldn't believe it and was mortified. I don't know if my brother was just sick at the site of his brother shitting himself or the smell that was permeating from my brand new shorts. In any case he bolted from the van in search of my mother. I was left to battle the avalanche the was soon to release havok on my leg and van floor. Till this day I wonder why I didn't just go to the washroom. I just figured I could handle it I guess. Till this day my brother still remembers that fateful day the I asked him to "Get Mom!"
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Submitted by shannon r (detroit, MI) on 06.20.13
This one night, I decided to have some wine. Needless to say I ended up drinking the whole large bottle and got pretty tired and drunk afterwards. I had done a lot of anal play in the past and earlier that day so I wonder if that may have added to this, bu (Full Story) This one night, I decided to have some wine. Needless to say I ended up drinking the whole large bottle and got pretty tired and drunk afterwards. I had done a lot of anal play in the past and earlier that day so I wonder if that may have added to this, but while I was sleeping I full out shit my pants. It went all over the place and made a huge mess that was very hard to clean up. It stunk so bad, I couldn't believe this happened. I decided to punish myself by doing some rough anal play later on that day. I never shit myself again but that definitely scarred me for life.
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Submitted by ohshit (Some City, Some State) on 02.13.13
The day i shit my pants was just a normal day.. I just had the most delicious Philly cheese steak sandwich for lunch. I was in a hurry because i had a job interview about 40 minutes away. I get on this back road that takes me to the prison where my intervi (Full Story) The day i shit my pants was just a normal day.. I just had the most delicious Philly cheese steak sandwich for lunch. I was in a hurry because i had a job interview about 40 minutes away. I get on this back road that takes me to the prison where my interview was and get the most horrible gas cramp so i thought i would fart to relieve the cramp. BAD IDEA! I farted and realized i had to shit and was still 15 minutes from the prison. I stop to find a place off the side of the road but there werent enough trees to shield me from the road so i turn around and go back about 3 miles to a gas station get about 10 feet from the toilet and SHIT my pants. I filled my underwear, got it on my dress pants, my rain coat,my belt, and somehow on my phone. I was absolutely humiliated even though nobody saw me i knew i had this interview and i didn't want to smell like poop. I bathed in hand soap, threw my underwear away cleaned up as best i could and went on to my interview. ShittyInterview.
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Submitted by Matt (Some City, Some State) on 03.27.13
I was probably about 8 years old at the time. I was sitting in a chair watching TV. This is right after eating at Taco Bell, which has always caused problems. I was farting like a mad man. Maybe a fart every couple minutes. Then... I took this monster shit (Full Story) I was probably about 8 years old at the time. I was sitting in a chair watching TV. This is right after eating at Taco Bell, which has always caused problems. I was farting like a mad man. Maybe a fart every couple minutes. Then... I took this monster shit. It was bad, bad, bad. Diarrhea. In my underwear, my pants, and all over my dad's favorite chair. I thought "Oh shit, I'm screwed." And to this day, the chair is still stained.
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Submitted by slickrick (p park, FL) on 08.22.12
I just shit myself reading the posts on this website!!!
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Submitted by Symphony Harmonius (Charlesburg, DE) on 04.29.13
Remember the times of old when the great wizard would allocate a range of pleasurable shit devices for one to experience a fecal extrapulation whilst eating the carcass of a decaying semen slurping amphibious delicacy. Theres nothing more exciting than shi (Full Story) Remember the times of old when the great wizard would allocate a range of pleasurable shit devices for one to experience a fecal extrapulation whilst eating the carcass of a decaying semen slurping amphibious delicacy. Theres nothing more exciting than shitting yourself on a bullet train to houston while you hang upside down from the railing eating a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich with mayo. Nevermind the onlookers, they know nothing of these matters. Come one come all press your ass on a wall and shit yourself.. instant expressionistic artwork call an agent to display your work in a gallery. and rape his shit hole with shit smeared on your face like war paint. fearless warrior
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Submitted by WENDY (Some City, CA) on 05.02.13
I was at the beach once when I felt the need to poop so I went into the water and kept away from everyone else so I could pull my swimsuits to one side and let everything out. Man it felt good and when I was done I washed my butt in the water and went back (Full Story) I was at the beach once when I felt the need to poop so I went into the water and kept away from everyone else so I could pull my swimsuits to one side and let everything out. Man it felt good and when I was done I washed my butt in the water and went back to the beach.
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Submitted by m (Hangzhou, Some State) on 10.24.13
So I'd got back from university (after an hour on the subway) feeling hungry, I went to eat at pizza hut and got really full (usual) I left and got half way home (only maybe half a mile) then my stomach told me to hurry the hell up. So I get in my apartmen (Full Story) So I'd got back from university (after an hour on the subway) feeling hungry, I went to eat at pizza hut and got really full (usual) I left and got half way home (only maybe half a mile) then my stomach told me to hurry the hell up. So I get in my apartment complex holding through the pain and then to my elevator (I live on the 33rd floor-not good) look at where both elevators are: ones on 33, ones on 32! ARGH! COME ON! marching up and down the hallway until one arrives to try and distract myself, I get in the elevator and click 33. Hammering the door close button, the elevator slowly ascended, only for my body to literally force this shit outta me (pun intended). I was alone (thankfully) but it smelt really bad and the feeling of it grazing down my legs was horrible. I went to the bathroom to cleanup, and thought to myself "today is not a good day"
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Submitted by carlo (Some City, Some State) on 09.18.12
I was sitting on my bed and I just shit my self. lol damn fast food loool
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Submitted by Jason (Seattle, WA) on 03.22.13
I was visting Paris years ago for my first time in Europe. I had a Chinese the night before (way to enjoy France's food) and went to visit that cemetery where Jim Morrisson is burried, which was like, miles away from where I was staying. The cemetery was h (Full Story) I was visting Paris years ago for my first time in Europe. I had a Chinese the night before (way to enjoy France's food) and went to visit that cemetery where Jim Morrisson is burried, which was like, miles away from where I was staying. The cemetery was huge, I was kind of getting lost and all suddenly it started: stomach cramps, feeling sick... then it got worse and worse, no goddamn toilets anywhere, I couldn't even find the exit, then I did, took the metro back, was about 10 stops aways, was standing up, clinching in, hoping it would all go... And when I finally got back, there was a workman literally outside the apartment I was staying (which was empty thankfully) in the corridor, he must have heard the biggest toilet explosion ever. To think I nearly shat myself in Jim Morrisson's cemetery.
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Submitted by Charles Bronson (misoula, MN) on 04.29.13
aw damn i shit my ass.. Fecal explosion
Anal exclusion
Volcano Mount Suvius
erupt
Bless My heart
Ass Cheeks apart,
wide
open up Say ahh
(Full Story) aw damn i shit my ass.. Fecal explosion
Anal exclusion
Volcano Mount Suvius
erupt
Bless My heart
Ass Cheeks apart,
wide
open up Say ahh
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Submitted by Eoer (Los Angeles, CA) on 04.26.13
me and my bf like to have public sex...we were at walmart one night and it was totally packed!we thought if we had sex in the parking lot in between two cars no one would notice...so i was getting fucked by my my boyfriend, titty fucking, and all that craz (Full Story) me and my bf like to have public sex...we were at walmart one night and it was totally packed!we thought if we had sex in the parking lot in between two cars no one would notice...so i was getting fucked by my my boyfriend, titty fucking, and all that crazy stuff...i was super horny so i told him to put it in my butt...so he did... i could feel it stretching and bleeding cause it was so rough! then all of a sudden i feel a lot of pressure and the urge to take a shit! i thought it was normal so he kept going... NOT NORMAL AT ALL! i heard him saying what the fuck?!! and i turn around, I JUST SHIT MYSELF!!!! there was shit all over the floor and the tires of a brand new white honda accord.. i was so embarrassed! that i just pulled up my pants and walked away. i know i was walking funny but i had to get to our car like halfway around the parking lot. then what a coinsidence the couple with the white car were leaving also. i didnt get to see what they were saying but i know they were tripping out about the shit because it probably had corn in it too. lol never again will i get fucked in a parking lot haha
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Submitted by dingleberryjoe (Gaithersburg, MD) on 10.07.12
I went to the beach with some friends this past summer. We had our own house, and decided to come before everyone else. We got beer, food, the beer pong table and everything set up in the house and decided to start drinking. Earlier that day we had Son (Full Story) I went to the beach with some friends this past summer. We had our own house, and decided to come before everyone else. We got beer, food, the beer pong table and everything set up in the house and decided to start drinking. Earlier that day we had Sonic, and my stomach was rumbling, but i didn't care, so i started playing beer pong. Mid way through a couple games, i thought i had to pass gas, and CHICA-BLAOWW. Something rolled down my butt cheek and i had realized i shat myself. I walked nonchalantly to the bathroom and decided to clean myself up. Thought i did, but once i put my shorts back up, i felt something on my leg and told my friends i have to go upstairs. One of my friends asked y, and i whispered to him i shat myself, and he "YELLS OUT, EVERYONE DINGLEBERRYJOE SHAT HIMSELF!!!" Luckily my girlfriend was right there, and heard him -___-
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Submitted by Sarah (Canastota, NY) on 12.11.13
I woke up late for my 8:00 a.m. U.S. History class... I brushed my hair quick,put in a bun, and changed into some clothes quick and ran out the door the entire trip over my stomach hurt. If you don't make it within the first 15 minutes my dick professor lo (Full Story) I woke up late for my 8:00 a.m. U.S. History class... I brushed my hair quick,put in a bun, and changed into some clothes quick and ran out the door the entire trip over my stomach hurt. If you don't make it within the first 15 minutes my dick professor locks the door. I rushed in and after about 20 minutes I was in a lot of pain. I asked him if I could quickly run to the bathroom. He must of been in a good mood because he said yes, but sadly I wasn't even out the door before it poured out. My underwear was completely filled with soft poo, I ran out in tears instead of trying to clean up I just went home defeated. The ride home was awful, it spread everywhere when I sat down and poured out into pants. Let's just say it was a horrible day..
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Submitted by Shitson (Shitville, MD) on 07.11.13
I had just ate a bunch of food, and I was sitting in my chair surfin the internet on my laptop when suddenly, I felt a fart coming, so with my but firmly in the seat I let out a really hard "fart" and My but was wet so I ran to the bathroom, checked myself (Full Story) I had just ate a bunch of food, and I was sitting in my chair surfin the internet on my laptop when suddenly, I felt a fart coming, so with my but firmly in the seat I let out a really hard "fart" and My but was wet so I ran to the bathroom, checked myself and of course, there was a bunch of diarrhea in my underwear. So I ran back to my room changed underwear, disposed of the evidence and that was the end of it. Crazy as Shit.
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Submitted by Runs (Nope, OH) on 08.03.13
Around the 4th mile on my 10 mile run, I really had to let go. I held on for about a mile and started sprinting towards the bathroom. 200 meters away i shit myself in full sprint and stopped for a second. Needless to say, i ran the next five with just shor (Full Story) Around the 4th mile on my 10 mile run, I really had to let go. I held on for about a mile and started sprinting towards the bathroom. 200 meters away i shit myself in full sprint and stopped for a second. Needless to say, i ran the next five with just shorts on.
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Submitted by Megan (Salem, OR) on 11.05.12
I was at school, at lunch I ate something that gave me extreme bowel movement, so I ran to the toilet. But when I did, I accidentally bumped to this boy, and I think he might just had a bad day or something. Because he looked so angry and punched my stomac (Full Story) I was at school, at lunch I ate something that gave me extreme bowel movement, so I ran to the toilet. But when I did, I accidentally bumped to this boy, and I think he might just had a bad day or something. Because he looked so angry and punched my stomach so hard I shit myself.
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Submitted by shitted after class (gold river , CA) on 09.12.12
Class is over i walk to the bus stop and i feel like farting so i let it rip no one around and fuck surprice nice warm stoll shoots off what the fuck am i to do ?
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Submitted by Jchjob (Little Rock, AK) on 11.14.14
My girlfriend was going down on me and she decided to put a finger in my ass. When she took her finger out I farted and shit all over her hand. In return she punched me in the face with her shitty hand.
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Submitted by jester (Some City, Some State) on 10.11.12
i kept one of arse cables in cos i was too involved in a game.it started to get busy and poke out. tried to get to the job but didn't make it. it ended up on the floor outside my mates room. he caught be with my pants down, holding my brown derby. he made (Full Story) i kept one of arse cables in cos i was too involved in a game.it started to get busy and poke out. tried to get to the job but didn't make it. it ended up on the floor outside my mates room. he caught be with my pants down, holding my brown derby. he made me eat it.
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Submitted by SKUNT (Some City, Some State) on 12.11.12
explosive diarrhea while driving 90 mph.. right now the window. yeeeeaahhh
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Submitted by shit interview (Some City, Some State) on 09.23.11
Once when I was applying for a job it happened that I poo'd myself, and I didn't get the job for that reason. I was very upset, especially walking home in it.
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Submitted by chloedean (wales, Some State) on 12.25.13
I was on the monkey bars with my bff's i needed a shit, so i told my friends and i shat on the kids
slide and i got caught by a passer by and cos he had a dog he gave me a doggie shit bag to clear it up in and my friend s laughed at me but i laughed to. (Full Story) I was on the monkey bars with my bff's i needed a shit, so i told my friends and i shat on the kids
slide and i got caught by a passer by and cos he had a dog he gave me a doggie shit bag to clear it up in and my friend s laughed at me but i laughed to. I was so embaresed when my friends said they had filmed me and put it on youtube so far it has 7968.
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Submitted by some housewife (Seattle, WA) on 11.03.13
Worked a shift, came home, felt fine, started cooking dinner for my family, and out of the blue I lost bowel control.
As I was reaching to put a loaf of bread in the oven, I felt a warm liquid fill my pants and run down my leg. There was no warning, an (Full Story) Worked a shift, came home, felt fine, started cooking dinner for my family, and out of the blue I lost bowel control.
As I was reaching to put a loaf of bread in the oven, I felt a warm liquid fill my pants and run down my leg. There was no warning, and once it started, it was unstoppable. I managed to run to the shower before any got on the floor, but I was still pretty horrified that I could just shit myself out of the blue. It was like a downward geyser of liquid shit. I just stood under the running water until I thought there was nothing left to shit out.
What the hell, body? What the hell?
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Submitted by Angry clam (Oyster, NY) on 05.01.14
Why u no post my story?! You think u betta dan me? Phuck u biches. No, no. Don't post my story now. I betta dan u!!! Haha. Eat shit...clam out
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Submitted by Sliding into home (Atlanta, GA) on 10.25.13
So yesterday was date night with the guy I'm trying to get with. After seeing a movie, we went back to his place. We had a beer and were just hanging out. Around then my stomach started to feel weird. I calmly said I was tired and needed to be up early in (Full Story) So yesterday was date night with the guy I'm trying to get with. After seeing a movie, we went back to his place. We had a beer and were just hanging out. Around then my stomach started to feel weird. I calmly said I was tired and needed to be up early in the morning. As I was putting my shoes back on my body decided I was going to fart super loud. It smelled. I played it off, not well, and left. Once I got in my car, it all went downhill. I made it about 50 feet and my ass said it was all over. I shit myself all the way home. When I got home, I ran into the bathroom with levels of nastiness happening that I didn't even know were possible. And btw I went home in pajama pants I borrowed from him. Yay. I am 24 years old and I (soberly) shit myself.
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Submitted by jacob (dallas, TX) on 08.04.12
I was at a wedding and got absolutely smashed with some cousins and I remember nothing about the evening. However I woke up in the morning and had shit myslef in my boxers. Unfortunately I was sharing a bed with my dad!!
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Submitted by kid poopy (Sevenoaks UK, Some State) on 10.25.13
short but sweet, or maybe stinky, you be the judge.
Unlike most 4/5 year olds (i can't remember what exat age only that it was before school) I was terrified of ET, not because of the film so much rather that I had a re-occuring nightmare that he was ch (Full Story) short but sweet, or maybe stinky, you be the judge.
Unlike most 4/5 year olds (i can't remember what exat age only that it was before school) I was terrified of ET, not because of the film so much rather that I had a re-occuring nightmare that he was chasing me around the house, the little bastard,no matter how far i ran he was right behind me.
so one day my Dad was outside doing something with the car and I had a turtle head poking out but to frightened to go upstairs to the toiled incase ET was there, so I shat myself, good an proper, then blamed my dad for not hearing my screams for him
THE END
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Submitted by Shitmyselfagain (mi, MI) on 01.07.13
Standing up from chair and for a microsecond i realize my bladder is releasing. Instantly clench my ass cheeks but nope, too late! Wet shit in my boxers. Went to bathroom, cleaned myself, threw away undies... now im freeballin... Like a Boss
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Submitted by Bored (Boredem City, FL) on 11.25.12
Im here because I googled, "I Shit Myself!
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Submitted by tpoo (dumpsview, ME) on 03.07.13
she sat on a chir next 2 me and shit it was wet jucee just like curry she ran up 2 wc dripping shit ever where dirty cow ! ps we do not call her now
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Submitted by MosquitoControl (Some City, NC) on 05.08.14
Well I'm a driver for the county. I was getting pretty hungry because I've been eating slim here lately. So I decided to get some Papa Johns. Got a pepperoni jalapeño and sausage pizza with garlic sauce. It wasn't good. Ate a couple pieces and went on with (Full Story) Well I'm a driver for the county. I was getting pretty hungry because I've been eating slim here lately. So I decided to get some Papa Johns. Got a pepperoni jalapeño and sausage pizza with garlic sauce. It wasn't good. Ate a couple pieces and went on with my route. About 7 minutes later felt a little funny. I went ahead and relieved some built up pressure. I
Could feel it coming down the pipes so I started thinking I got to find a bathroom NOW!
I drive the same route every night so I know where the crappers and quiet places were and I wasn't within 2-3 minutes of one. So I started flying to the closest place I was going 60 in a 35 at one point. Too late, as I was heading there no matter how hard I resisted or clenched it started flowing out. Once the gates opened up I couldn't close them there was just too much pressure. As soon as I finally arrived at a porta John I had just finished my entire exorcism in my shorts.
I bent over and crabbed over to the John to clean up. Thankfully I decided to wear briefs for a change. The briefs held everything like a diaper and made or simple and not near as messy as boxers.
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Submitted by fart king (Some City, Some State) on 10.27.15
I shit you not
One time I was having a nice dinner with my wife and kids. Lifted a leg to let one fly because I am oh so civilized and uh oh. ......water works.
Instantly everyone knew by the look on my face. When I stood up it went like a waterfall do (Full Story) I shit you not
One time I was having a nice dinner with my wife and kids. Lifted a leg to let one fly because I am oh so civilized and uh oh. ......water works.
Instantly everyone knew by the look on my face. When I stood up it went like a waterfall down my leg and into my shoe. Let's just say I needed to change ALL my clothes and take a shower. My kids still tease me about it.
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Submitted by Shitwit (Knoxville, TN) on 11.21.13
I had just gotten home from a great job interview. I was spot on during the interview, got the job, and walked out feeling amazing about myself. All of this confidence would soon go down the shitter-- er, or I wish it made it there. I was sitting down writ (Full Story) I had just gotten home from a great job interview. I was spot on during the interview, got the job, and walked out feeling amazing about myself. All of this confidence would soon go down the shitter-- er, or I wish it made it there. I was sitting down writing an email to my new employer when suddenly I felt some gas coming on, nothing big, just a standard fart. Anyway, I enojoy a good release of gas from the a** so I pushed it out with gusto, a little too much gusto though. It felt warm, much warmer than my standard farts- it was then that I called out "f***, did I just shit myself?" I had, I had just shit myself, and oh how humbling an experience.
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Submitted by hisher (Some City, Some State) on 08.09.12
i shit while i was on the phone with my sister and it smelled
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Submitted by Rickell (Some City, Some State) on 04.26.14
Ok so i was at class, like normal, and my stomach started to growl and everyone heard it. And i thought it was normal sense i always ski breakfest, but then my butthole started to hurt. i thought i needed to fart so i tried doing a silent fart and it came (Full Story) Ok so i was at class, like normal, and my stomach started to growl and everyone heard it. And i thought it was normal sense i always ski breakfest, but then my butthole started to hurt. i thought i needed to fart so i tried doing a silent fart and it came out loud and then i went to the bathroom and noticed that i shit myself i was covered with liquid shit. it was horrible. so i smelled bad the rest of the day, and i had to ask friends for pants.
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Submitted by mcvancan (Vancouver canada, Some State) on 07.22.13
i was working out at a park and then i had to go but the barhroom was locked.
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Submitted by Danny T (You will never remember, Some State) on 04.09.13
So i was on skype to my friend giving them a night they will never remember then i shit myself and my mum came and cleaned it up for me p.s im 21 :) ty mummy
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Submitted by Trey (Chicago, IL) on 10.30.13
I SHIT SO HARD I HAD TO LICK IT UP N IT WASNT SO BAD SO I KEPT LICK IT EVERYTIME I WAS HUNGRY
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Submitted by scooby magoo (Some City, Some State) on 02.14.12
i ate a york peppermint pattie tonight and immediately shat myself. i also noticed the lot number and identifying information for this particular batch of desert was rubbed off. what are the chances that i picked up a poisoned pattie?
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Submitted by mr_fartsmcgee (funtime land love, CA) on 10.02.13
I was home today, I decided to fart..........and lo and behold.....I shit myself! hahaha (fyi I was drunk....and still am!!)
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Submitted by corky from life goes on (dat town, AZ) on 02.11.13
My sistr rebecca tell me shes making macaroni...i say why you burn that? Eated it..Thin bout a hour layter. I poopied becuz I have downy syndrome.
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Submitted by littlesummy (boston, MA) on 03.09.13
once apon a time I was helping my neighbor clean out his shed. then all of the sudden I had to take a shit so I walked out of the shed. I thought I saw slenderman so I ran back in the she fell.... and shit on my wonderfull neibor Mrs.spankinheimer
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Submitted by WhyAlwaysMe (Some City, PA) on 09.30.13
So, I'm doing my usual day job. Stuck in an small office, with my boss. I always get the farts at work, so being the lady I am, I always let them rip and open a window and spray some perfume. Oh, but not today. A Monday! I sat at my desk and pushed to (Full Story) So, I'm doing my usual day job. Stuck in an small office, with my boss. I always get the farts at work, so being the lady I am, I always let them rip and open a window and spray some perfume. Oh, but not today. A Monday! I sat at my desk and pushed to do a usual fart. It was different this time. It was wet and warm... Horrible and uncomfortable. Then I realised, I shit myself. I quickly jumped up and said to my boss I wanted the newspaper in the other room, where my dads tea room is. So I ran in there and went into the toilet. Oh, it smelt so bad. There was no escape, no mending could be done. I cleared as much as I could off my knickers and rinsed them! I felt so humiliated! I just wanted to curl up in a ball and cry. I smothered my knickers in hand cream to make the stench go away. Now I sit in my office, with 4 hours until I finish work. Fml.
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Submitted by No Way (Somewhere, FL) on 09.21.13
Yes, I shit myself. I had just finished gathering the final items of my rather large grocery shopping trip. I had bad gas all day long, but I was pretty sure I could make it. I got to the service desk, and there, there it all went down. I felt a little com (Full Story) Yes, I shit myself. I had just finished gathering the final items of my rather large grocery shopping trip. I had bad gas all day long, but I was pretty sure I could make it. I got to the service desk, and there, there it all went down. I felt a little come out, so I quickly dropped to the ground pretending that I hurt my leg or I was checking under the cart. It all came out. I was 7 registers away from the restroom and one of the employees was looking at me in confusion. I was sweating profusely. I left the cart, grasping the back of my thigh (in hopes it looked as though I pulled a muscle in my leg) and walked quickly as a little more came out. I got to the bathroom, feeling completely relieved of my bowels, but I felt gross. I went to the first stall and some one was in there, so I went to the next stall where someone was leaving thankfully and I ran straight in. I threw my underwear away and then sat there, and cried. I cleaned myself up, grabbed my cart, checked out, and left, knowing there was still an odor following me because it seeped through to my shorts. Today is the shittiest day of my life. Seriously, no pun intended. I've never been so humiliated. Now I'm ordering new underwear to make me feel better.',
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Submitted by Huj (Some City, Some State) on 11.13.12
I shit myself while skydiving
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Submitted by THe boy who pooped (Whatever, Some State) on 03.28.14
Okay, so like a moth ago or so, maybe even more, i was at some school trip thing that was going on in my town and it was kind of a meeting with some people to talk about wierd shitty things. In the whole meeting my stomach was like screaming and i tought o (Full Story) Okay, so like a moth ago or so, maybe even more, i was at some school trip thing that was going on in my town and it was kind of a meeting with some people to talk about wierd shitty things. In the whole meeting my stomach was like screaming and i tought oh, i'm gonna poop after this little did i knooow, that while i was runing to my bus station i Pooped a little, i couldn't resist! i jumped in the bus, the smell was spreading, people were talking, didn't know it was me, i hope at least, Before i got home, running ofc, i frekin shitted all over me, it was all out. The bathroom was a mess, it was in my pants my boots, like i can't even. I finally cleaned myself, and i was so ashameed. I hated my life.
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Submitted by captain jim 419 (lima, OH) on 05.16.13
Im on the grey ground and I started coughing and I shat myself good. I'm hoping it didn't leak through my boxers and my jeans. I won't know until this weird old lady next to me moves.
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Submitted by FailureToFlush (Some City, Some State) on 04.24.14
For the past three days, I have been puking, shitting, and pissing myself uncontrollably. I was even in hospital doing it. I couldn't even lift myself until this morning.
Kill me.
For God's sake, people... Wash your hands. (Full Story) For the past three days, I have been puking, shitting, and pissing myself uncontrollably. I was even in hospital doing it. I couldn't even lift myself until this morning.
Kill me.
For God's sake, people... Wash your hands.
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Submitted by Ruta (Shittinburgh, KS) on 09.30.13
On a warm Day in Scotland I was walking down the Street and then I suddenly shat myself. It was Heaven. :)
Then I went to the nearest Pub, flushed my Pants down the Toilet and wolked on. So far it was the greatest Day of my Life. (Full Story) On a warm Day in Scotland I was walking down the Street and then I suddenly shat myself. It was Heaven. :)
Then I went to the nearest Pub, flushed my Pants down the Toilet and wolked on. So far it was the greatest Day of my Life.
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Submitted by fmrgktcon (Algeria , Some State) on 03.16.14
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Submitted by Ohgod (Some City, Some State) on 04.27.14
I was catching the train home and I was only 4stops from mine and I have some intense stomach pains nothin I try can relieve the pain, I know I need a toilet. Fast. 2stops to mine I couldn't hold it any longer I exit the train and sit down as I down I shit (Full Story) I was catching the train home and I was only 4stops from mine and I have some intense stomach pains nothin I try can relieve the pain, I know I need a toilet. Fast. 2stops to mine I couldn't hold it any longer I exit the train and sit down as I down I shit everywhere I can feel it in my pants running down my legs in my shoes. I stood up and it was all over the ground, I tried to clean it put it was to liquid it went all over me.
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Submitted by shitngiggles (pooptown, PA) on 03.05.12
awww man i shit myself so bad one day in front of mygirl friend that i threw my greased up undies into the creek and 2 days later a buddy of mine said he found undies in the woods with a name on them and it was the same as mine that was terrible
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Submitted by STEEZER (Worthington , OH) on 09.26.12
i was at work at mcdonalds and i straight shit my pants due to carelessness and trusting a fart. i got to go home early.
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Submitted by George Haronius (New Hampshitter, AK) on 04.29.13
Fecal matter makes a nice putty to clog wounds, use it as hair gel, use it in your coffee for a nice flavour, squish it between your toes and under your babys nose, eat it with a spoon shit vomit regurgitate better call a priest, you shit yourself
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Submitted by bebito (Some City, Some State) on 06.29.12
i was with my girlfriend and i had forgotten to take a shit cuz inwas in late and durimg sex i accidently farted and like diarreah came out. i had to pretend like i came to go to the restroom.
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Submitted by Ohcrap (Some City, Some State) on 07.27.12
Got off work made it to my care then sat down in my driver seat and I guess the warmth was just right. I am not so pissed I shat myself so, much as I have to clean it up outta my car...
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Submitted by shitter boi (philly, PA) on 07.10.14
Took a shit on a toilet like a regular person, didn't completely wipe my asshole (i have a big ass and large hands so its difficult... don't judge!) and i had the itchy butt. so I go to "adjust" a little bit and THOOOOMP! I shit myself!!!!
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Submitted by Danny T (You will never remember, Some State) on 04.09.13
So i was on skype to my friend giving them a night they will never remember then i shit myself and my mum came and cleaned it up for me p.s im 21 :) ty mummy
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Submitted by Poopster (Poo City, Some State) on 10.16.11
i drank too much last night and i shit myself. cool story bro.
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Submitted by TheSeersuckerShitter (Jonesboro, AR) on 04.01.12
Last night I was drinking with a few friends. I had way to much in a very small amount of time. I went to the sink and vomited. As I did I shit it my seersucker shorts. I am now THE SEERSUCKER SHITTER.
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Submitted by Mistah Pooman (Sacramento, CA) on 11.13.12
Feeling a little sick last night- took a double dose of NyQuil....sweet dreams of being in a hot tub....I wake up and there is a river of shit in my underpants. Never happened before, haven't sat in my own shit like that since a diaper wearing toddler!
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Submitted by Patty (Dunfermline (Scotland), CO) on 11.22.13
My friend Patty regularly tries to squeeze out farts in public but then shites himself. He has absolutely no shame and is happy to share it with his friends. He has no particular medical condition other than not being able to control his arse hole. The man (Full Story) My friend Patty regularly tries to squeeze out farts in public but then shites himself. He has absolutely no shame and is happy to share it with his friends. He has no particular medical condition other than not being able to control his arse hole. The man need help so if any of you fellow sufferers can point to some solution please post it!
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Submitted by Pete (Leicester, IN) on 11.26.12
Yeah well i shit myself.
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Submitted by Nicole (Somewhere, IL) on 03.23.14
I was just walking to go get some pictures at a local forest preserve, and all the sudden I feel sick to my stomach (must have been the chinese earlier). So I turn around and start walking ass fast as possible back, and the pressure starts building. Before (Full Story) I was just walking to go get some pictures at a local forest preserve, and all the sudden I feel sick to my stomach (must have been the chinese earlier). So I turn around and start walking ass fast as possible back, and the pressure starts building. Before I know it, a little bit comes out, then I can't even control it anymore and it all comes out. I ran to the shower the moment I got back!
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Submitted by Mark (Stockholm, Sweden, Some State) on 09.03.13
So my throat was really sore last week, and I had a important meeting a day. I was desperately eating lemon flavored cough drops all day. The meeting went well and everything was going just fine until I was heading home and I got pain in my stomage so I go (Full Story) So my throat was really sore last week, and I had a important meeting a day. I was desperately eating lemon flavored cough drops all day. The meeting went well and everything was going just fine until I was heading home and I got pain in my stomage so I got off the subway. While I walked on the platform to the bus which would take me home so much faster, I felt a fart coming. So I naturally checked that no one was around and let one rip. Unfortunally i actually sharted and had to go home with the tail between the legs.
Thank you tight boxers for not letting my poo sneak down my legs or show through my pants!
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Submitted by pooopy (Brandon, FL) on 11.23.13
I sleep naked and woke up having to shit super bad. As soon as I stoof up it all came falling it out of my ass. Super wet and runny splattered all over the tile. I even shit on my shoe. Mother fuck.
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Submitted by Nigger Niggerface (Fuquay Varina, NC) on 11.02.12
I SHIT ON MY BROTHER BEN WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FAGET
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Submitted by shit breath (Lincoln, NE) on 02.02.12
I used some preporation h one morning before I went to work. I had this horrible gas cramp and let a huge fart and blew preporation H and shit all over my pants. It felt like I had a huge muffin in my shorts.
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Submitted by shitdickman (shitdickville, Some State) on 11.12.12
after being in prison my arse hole is huge so turds allways slip out
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Submitted by Sad Life (Brighton, MA) on 11.21.15
I woke up around 5:30 AM today, and my stomach was growling so much. It happens every morning, but this morning it is different. I would fart normally every morning, but today, I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be t (Full Story) I woke up around 5:30 AM today, and my stomach was growling so much. It happens every morning, but this morning it is different. I would fart normally every morning, but today, I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be the cause of this?
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Submitted by mlessaandrade (Rio de Janeiro, Some State) on 04.29.14
I Shited myself in the way to the work. As I've arrived there, I've gone straight to the bathroom, and cleaned myself with the toilet water and paper. Sad and with the lowest self steem as possible, I get the fuck out of there and returned home.
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Submitted by zzzzzz (zuuuuurrey, Some State) on 10.11.12
was driving home from work... was stuck in traffic... really had to poo... so i said, maybe it will be okay if i let a little out... i tried... everything smeared up my drivers seat. thank god for febreeze...
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Submitted by lancelink (NYC, NY) on 08.02.12
Wanted to get out of my trail starting so I told the Judge i was sick and shit myself
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Submitted by turd man (boise, ID) on 08.31.13
While at my gf house one night i became suddenly ill with stomache cramps. Earlier my wife had made tacos for dinner. Promptly after smoking a cigarette my gf grabbed my 'goods' and started yanking. My stomache continued to cramp worse as i took off my pan (Full Story) While at my gf house one night i became suddenly ill with stomache cramps. Earlier my wife had made tacos for dinner. Promptly after smoking a cigarette my gf grabbed my 'goods' and started yanking. My stomache continued to cramp worse as i took off my pants. At this time she went down on me. I fought the urge to cum in order to keep in my fart. As time went on it became increasingly hard to fight off both urges. It was now time to cum, i couldnt hold it any longer. As i blew my load in her mouth, an explosion of diarreha covered the front of her. She was so disgusted that she puked all over and even flung poop on me in her fit of rage. As i drove home covered in puke and shit i wondered what to say to mywife. I decided to tell her that i was trying to help a homeless drunk man to a shelter. Her first reaction was you're not the nice (I agree, I just walk over them...get a fucking job). After convincing my wife i was trying to take her advice and change she quickly gave up some sympothy sex. In the end i still have to find a new gf but that problem will be solved in no time.
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Submitted by Dr Sepheroth (UK, Some State) on 05.29.16
Last time I shit myself was today, but my best Oops I Shit MYself story, takes place in High School, I had just started at a new school, and the tradition there was to introduce yourself to all the other kids in front of everyone during assembly on stage.
(Full Story) Last time I shit myself was today, but my best Oops I Shit MYself story, takes place in High School, I had just started at a new school, and the tradition there was to introduce yourself to all the other kids in front of everyone during assembly on stage.
So being disabled I have to wear diapers 24/7 but that particular morning my belly didn't feel right and I had already had 2 messy diapers that morning.
Well as I am escorted up on to the stage to introduce myself, I start feeling somethings not right, I get up on stage and before I can say anything I fill my diaper with the runs to the point of a major blow out, all I could do was stand their and look up at the ceiling as it dripped down my legs in front of everyone. My nick name at high school was baby shart ever since that day.
I was escorted off the stage by the school nurse in front of every one and taken to be changed, eventually I was sent home for the rest of the week because I was not feeling well, but at that age I did not comprehend the difference between feeling well and not feeling well so I was unable to communicate it back then.
But that is Pervasive Developmental Disorder Not Otherwise Specified with traits of Asperger's Syndrome , Epilepsy and Intellectual disability for you.
As for as Intellectual disability goes, I only learnt how to divide this january, and I still have difficulty with division, I learn how to read a clock in march this year but I still have no concept of time. I am 28
A Life of diaper changes and screw ups, A lot of things I do not understand, like why the road is multi colored in some places or like why they call it a pavment in some places and an all in other places, or why the sky is multi colored and not justblack like space, and what is space in definition of area relitive to space in definition of space and why people need names and why cant we have hyper links instead of names
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Submitted by james righte (fermont, VT) on 10.08.12
was getting over a cold. had been gassy for day. let one go and destroyed my computer chair. i just threw my pants out.
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Submitted by aspie (bournemouth, Some State) on 07.17.14
Being an Adult Baby I just pooed my nappy, and I am not planning on changing till tomorrow morning. The reason being autistic I have sensory issues, so I get some sensory input from wearing and using diapers. I used to be incontinent and was late potty tra (Full Story) Being an Adult Baby I just pooed my nappy, and I am not planning on changing till tomorrow morning. The reason being autistic I have sensory issues, so I get some sensory input from wearing and using diapers. I used to be incontinent and was late potty training I think that is how a began using diapers for sensory need.
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Submitted by SquidCakes (Riverside, CA) on 10.10.12
I shit myself while riding in my jeep........
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Submitted by peepoo (calgary, Some State) on 11.09.14
In town visiting family. We go out to do some shopping and I head to the washroom to pee. As I at the urinal doing what nature demanded, I let a fart rip... And feel a wet bubble blast into my shorts. No mistaking it.
Long story short that god my under (Full Story) In town visiting family. We go out to do some shopping and I head to the washroom to pee. As I at the urinal doing what nature demanded, I let a fart rip... And feel a wet bubble blast into my shorts. No mistaking it.
Long story short that god my underwear caught all of it. In the trash they went. Had poo on my balls. Pants were clean thankfully.
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Submitted by Little Shitter (Boston , MA) on 03.09.13
One day I got a call from my crush, He asked me if I wanted to go to the carnavel and I got so excited and excadently took a shit on my dog, Lil Spongebob. So the next day we went to the carnaval, and went on the farris wheel and he said I need to tell u s (Full Story) One day I got a call from my crush, He asked me if I wanted to go to the carnavel and I got so excited and excadently took a shit on my dog, Lil Spongebob. So the next day we went to the carnaval, and went on the farris wheel and he said I need to tell u something and I said what, then he turned into slenderman and I shat myself jumped from the top of the farris whell running and then shat on an innocent child`s grandmother
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Submitted by Nipster (Arlington, TX) on 09.25.14
I was stuck in morning rush hour traffic. I felt that strange little grumbling in my abdomen, but thought to myself, probably gas. I lifted my ass up off the seat, took a gamble on a fart, and lost. It was the runny kind that went everywhere. Needless t (Full Story) I was stuck in morning rush hour traffic. I felt that strange little grumbling in my abdomen, but thought to myself, probably gas. I lifted my ass up off the seat, took a gamble on a fart, and lost. It was the runny kind that went everywhere. Needless to say, I called in that morning. Tried to clean the upholstery in my car was a nightmare. I was too embarrassed to take it in to the details shop.
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Submitted by kiwi soldier (bamyan afghanistan op crib 4, Some State) on 09.17.13
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story... it was a cold Afghanistan winters morning in bamyan province. i awoke at god knows what time in the morning to my asshole spazzing out like some unearthly daemon was about to emerge from me, i knew i didnt have m (Full Story) Shit yourself? Tell the world your story... it was a cold Afghanistan winters morning in bamyan province. i awoke at god knows what time in the morning to my asshole spazzing out like some unearthly daemon was about to emerge from me, i knew i didnt have much time to make it to the toilet block, it was a 200meter dash with a hesco barrier (2 levels of massive sacks filled with rocks) in between me and salvation. I slipped my boots on grabbed my rifle and also a towel as if i knew what was about to happen, i squeesed my ass together with enough force to make diamonds and legged it out the tent, i had to hopscotch my way to the hesco barrier as many men had tried and failed to get to the toilets and created a mine field of human excriment for me to negotiate. i made it to the barrier and leaped to the top in a few steps, i then turned to get down the wooden staircase.....this is were things went horribly wrong for me. the first step was my last, i slipped on ice and came crashing down ass first with enough force to lose the grip of my IW Styer assault rifle. The laws of physics were against me and i started juddering down the staircase ass first, i froze in sitting position powerless to do anything as i had to concintrate on holding this giant beast of a turd, my asshole withstood the pounding for the first 5 steps but then gave up on me, i remember the feeling of utter disbelief as i filled my shorts with mushy faeces, every step i hit, it impacted the shite into my ass cheeks and out my shorts covering my legs and boots, to make matters worse i hit a rail half way down sending me into a spin/roll, shit was spraying everywere, i remember warm droplets hitting my face. when i hit the ground i stood up, dropped dax, and emptyed the rest of my bowels at the bottom of the staircase. I was now presented with a couple of problems, 1- i was covered in shit at the bottom of a set of stairs and had no idea were my rifle had gone, 2- it was getting lighter and i could tell that in minuets it was going to be daylight and i risked being seen by the sentrys in the mud man state i was in. i saw a hole in the snow and pulled my rifle out, styers may be plastic but are solid things, i then i broke usain bolts record as i dashed to the shower block, nobody was in there thank god and i jumped in the shower clothes and all. luckily there was soap left in there and i was able to mask the smell of shit with herbal essance 2in1. I then calmly walked back to my bedspace, stepping over the steaming pile of mush i left there minuets earlyer, nobody questioned why returned soaking wet or seemed to link me to the shit at the bottom of the stairs after several people stepped in it. the PHANTOM SHITTER was born and copped the blame for the fecal minefield iswell, i still think the taliban infiltrated the base and poisoned the chicken madras we ate the night befor!! bastards!!
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Submitted by pooppantsboy (Sioux City, IA) on 08.31.13
I was hanging with sum friends at the skatepark, smoking a nice blunt and chilling..i had been constipated for at least two days and idk somehow here at the skatepark with no bathroom for blocks around the constipation ended, and then some! I thought i cou (Full Story) I was hanging with sum friends at the skatepark, smoking a nice blunt and chilling..i had been constipated for at least two days and idk somehow here at the skatepark with no bathroom for blocks around the constipation ended, and then some! I thought i could hold it till the end of the blunt..but it was big and i wanted to smoke. Ten minutes went by and the urge hit again, and i couldint stop it! I started looking desperate because my friends asked what was wrong, and it happened at least two days worth of poop filled my underwear..and it was hella obvious what happened. So after getting laughed at by everyone i waddled away with a growing brown stain on my jeans, it was soo much poop too! I even pissed myself as more came out. What was wierd a few of my friends thought i did it on purpose, lmfao! So my good friend walked home with me and told me that it was pretty badass to just shit ur pants on purpose. So lesson is you aint cool unless you POOP YOUR PANTS i guess. All i know is the shower was not cool, nor was walking two miles in way obviously pooped pants!
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Submitted by Not an Eagle (Lewisburg, TN) on 04.28.14
Every year, our scout troop would stay at this camp for a week. Something was in that drinking water because everyone got the shits by the end of the week. After the closing ceremonies one year, I made the mistake of trying to avoid the awful camp faciliti (Full Story) Every year, our scout troop would stay at this camp for a week. Something was in that drinking water because everyone got the shits by the end of the week. After the closing ceremonies one year, I made the mistake of trying to avoid the awful camp facilities, and tried to hold my douce for the comforts of home. The drive was over two hours, and our caravan was not moving fast enough at all for my bowels. I squeezed my cheeks. I held my breath. I adjusted the seat belt. I meditated. I prayed to every god I knew of as a young scout. But that mess - not nearly a proper turd - squirted out anyway. Everyone smelt it in the van, and jokes about the farting lasted the rest of the hour home. I dared not confess what was truly in my pants. When we got back, I begrudgingly admitted the accident to my Dad. He took me to the nearby Kroger so I could clean up. Wasn't much I could do there, mostly damage control. I was so thankful to be able to shower when I got home! Every year after that I pushed every dirty-water evoked diarrhea drop out into that nasty Boxwell shithole before we left for home. I learned.
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Submitted by Alex (Elgin, Scotland, Some State) on 08.29.13
So here I was, I was 5 years old and I was desperate for the toilet, I asked my teacher and she said no so I just stared at her, pushed with all my might and said 'never mind, I don't need anymore.' She soon realised what I had done, I got to go home for t (Full Story) So here I was, I was 5 years old and I was desperate for the toilet, I asked my teacher and she said no so I just stared at her, pushed with all my might and said 'never mind, I don't need anymore.' She soon realised what I had done, I got to go home for the day and go to the toilet whenever I wanted to.
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Submitted by kyle kleba (anoka, MN) on 11.04.14
i was jerkin it extra hard one day and i got so into it that i stuck my finger up my ass but little did i know that the force of my finger would have been enough to erupt an endless flow of fiery diarrhea from deep with my anus.
i still came. (Full Story) i was jerkin it extra hard one day and i got so into it that i stuck my finger up my ass but little did i know that the force of my finger would have been enough to erupt an endless flow of fiery diarrhea from deep with my anus.
i still came.
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Submitted by daddy (kansas city, MO) on 10.30.14
Well I was talking to my boss at work i was getting ready to take a big test to try to be a diesel mechanic. Anyway I felt my shit coming out of my ass I was trying to hold it in but I just couldn't. I shit my pants while my boss was talking to me. Not jus (Full Story) Well I was talking to my boss at work i was getting ready to take a big test to try to be a diesel mechanic. Anyway I felt my shit coming out of my ass I was trying to hold it in but I just couldn't. I shit my pants while my boss was talking to me. Not just shit it was runny. It was all over my legs, my socks, and my shoes. I walked back to my car took off my pants and threw them over a fence in the woods. I failed the test and went home and showed my wife my boxers lol
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Submitted by mlessaandrade (Rio de Janeiro, Some State) on 04.29.14
I Shited myself in the way to the work. As I've arrived there, I've gone straight to the bathroom, and cleaned myself with the toilet water and paper. Sad and with the lowest self steem as possible, I get the fuck out of there and returned home.
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Submitted by Shifty the DJ (Chicago, IL) on 11.05.14
I was in college and was DJing at the local radio station. I had been on the air for about 2 hours, when I had to fart. I sharted myself and then panicked. I did a quick break and then grabbed the longest Pearl Jam song I could find and hit play. I duc (Full Story) I was in college and was DJing at the local radio station. I had been on the air for about 2 hours, when I had to fart. I sharted myself and then panicked. I did a quick break and then grabbed the longest Pearl Jam song I could find and hit play. I duck walked down two flights of stairs to an empty public bathroom. Went in the stall, cleaned myself up and through my favorite boxers away! I'm sure the janitorial staff got a laugh out of that one.
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Submitted by Some shithead (Manchester, NH) on 11.01.15
Well this one is a bit different than your average shit myself story...so years back in the day I literally buttfucked the shit out of a girl in college. She got so loose and excited when she climaxed that she shit all over my dick and down her own leg. (Full Story) Well this one is a bit different than your average shit myself story...so years back in the day I literally buttfucked the shit out of a girl in college. She got so loose and excited when she climaxed that she shit all over my dick and down her own leg. Things were awkward after that but thankfully I had a condom on!
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Submitted by Connor (London, Some State) on 05.28.16
So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we (Full Story) So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we all sat down with our breakfast and as I was eating I really needed to fart! So I tensed a bit and let it rip slowly as to not make a noise, however I felt a sudden warmth in my pants, I tried not to let on so I excused myself quietly and walked to the toilets in reception of this massive and absolutely packed hotel, I got into a toilet cubical dropped my shorts and boxer shorts and realised I had seeped a rather large amount of liquid which had been soaked up by
my boxer shorts and through my shorts, the sudden realisation struck me that I had walked all through a packed restaurant and hotel with a massive brown patch on the back of my arse... What's worse is I couldn't bring myself to walk to the hotel room in such a state! I tried to call my mum, no answer so I gave in and called my sister and had to embarrassingly tell her o shit myself, 10 mins later my grandad through a pair of shorts over the toilet door and I waddled back to the hotel room and spent the day in bed lol
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Submitted by Masterblaster (Concord, CA) on 01.20.15
So I'm taking Amoxicillin for a sinus infection, and drink some Citracel to keep my anus happy. I was talking to a co-worker today in front of our office and I'd thought it would be funny to rip one since we're both dudes. It let loose with a high- pressur (Full Story) So I'm taking Amoxicillin for a sinus infection, and drink some Citracel to keep my anus happy. I was talking to a co-worker today in front of our office and I'd thought it would be funny to rip one since we're both dudes. It let loose with a high- pressure quick blast that has the power of an air bag explosion. I felt something hit the side of my shoe, and WTF... A golden butt nugget appeared! My co- worker was oblivious to my accident! I launched this projectile straight down my pant leg, only leaving a slight bit of anal mucus in my shorts. I couldn't beleive it. I moseyed back into the office bathroom to complete the job, and all I could do was giggle as I shat and inspected my clothes for leftovers, which there were non!
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Submitted by PB (Some City, FL) on 09.13.14
Around 3 o'clock I went on a date and didn't eat anything other than breakfast that day. I was pretty gassy on my date and didn't fart or anything. Around 5 o clock I left and was driving home and had this terrible cramp pain so I started rushing home beca (Full Story) Around 3 o'clock I went on a date and didn't eat anything other than breakfast that day. I was pretty gassy on my date and didn't fart or anything. Around 5 o clock I left and was driving home and had this terrible cramp pain so I started rushing home because I knew this was the onset of diahrrea..... I got of the interstate and my house was about 2 lights away from my house passed the first light, everything was ok, passed the second one I started cramping intensely, I then stopped the car and explosively shit myself in my tight jeans.
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Submitted by ShitShatPaddyWack (europe, Some State) on 03.25.14
So, I had felt a bit constipated before I went out but was sure I would be okay. The exercise would hopefully loosen me up a bit and help. Did all the shopping I needed and started heading back home then, all of sudden the constipation snapped and became l (Full Story) So, I had felt a bit constipated before I went out but was sure I would be okay. The exercise would hopefully loosen me up a bit and help. Did all the shopping I needed and started heading back home then, all of sudden the constipation snapped and became lucid gassy poop bouncing off the walls of my innards. One of those rare occasions where clenching of butt cheeks just won’t help out. I started to sweat, my ass was sweating, by stomach was bubbling, I needed to pee and it was fighting against poop to be the first one out. I started to tremble and every waking mile on the road looking for a poopshack was seeming like forever. As I went faster I started to feel sick too, it was a losing battle. Then I saw a place that I know, a shop that I know has a reasonable clean toilet. I pulled in quite fast and on the final roundabout, my body was tense and I just shit and shit and shit and shit and shit. Did I mention that my daughter was sitting next to me, yes she was. I had to announce that I had just shit my pants on a roundadbout. I was very apologetic and she was wonderfully considerate and reassuring about it all. I had made room in my bowels and the sweats paused for a bit. My daughter fetched a towel out from the boot/trunk for me to sit on and we started to head home which was about 25 minutes away.
About 10 minutes in the drive it started to happen again, I just don't know where it all came from but I shit and shit and shit again until they was shit in every crevice that I have. I pulled into a sort of industrial area where I know it is quite. I did a bit more shitting and then asked my daughter to jump out while I sort myself out. I climbed out and took off my clothes, all of them full of shit. My daughter passed me a bag and I put my shitty clothes inside.
I asked her if there might happen to be another towel in the car and to my amazement there was. I wrapped the towel around me now only wearing a shirt and we got back in the car. Feeling a bit calmer I looked around and I actually wasn't in the quiet place I thought I was. I was under flood lights and there were 10's if not 100's of cars. We sped off and no sooner than we hit the road again I needed to pee real bad. By this time we had hit the country roads and I had to pull in on a slipway. I jumped out with a towel around me on to an embankment and ran to the back of the car to do the business. Holy shit, the some cars came up the road with headlights lighting me up in a towel and I ran to the front of the car. So there I am covered in shit, in a towel looking into the windscreen as my daughter looks out. My towel blows up and I think it just can't get any worse. I run to the back of the car and I start to pee. I felt release and then I needed to shit again. Soooo I ran around a corner of shrubs and I hankered down and shit and shit and shit and shit all over again.
After a shameful drive home, I had to go into the house and I let my daughter tell my wife while I took a shower. I finished up cleaning myself, the car and then I had to take my shitty clothes up to the bins but first I had to open the bag, find the top of my trousers so that I could dip in my hand and pull out my wallet. I think I shit on my wallet too. I had to empty the contents and throw it away.
So I lost pants, shorts, t-shirt, socks and a wallet and x2 towels. This is a very true story that has just happened. I am in bed, my sphincter is contracting still and aching and I think I can hear my wife and daughter downstairs pissing themselves.
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Submitted by Fecalflyin (Shit eater, SC) on 10.28.14
So I'm an 18 year old hot ass college female with massive tits and my girlfriend/roommate was asleep last night so I squatted down ass cheek to face cheek and shit watery brown coffee shit all. Over her face, pillow and bed. Regardless it turned her on.... (Full Story) So I'm an 18 year old hot ass college female with massive tits and my girlfriend/roommate was asleep last night so I squatted down ass cheek to face cheek and shit watery brown coffee shit all. Over her face, pillow and bed. Regardless it turned her on.... After I puked we fucked! I'm now a lesbian
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Submitted by HKRayne (Ocala, FL) on 08.26.13
Was in 6th period at school, the bell was about to ring and I could feel the coming hurricane. I asked the teacher if I could use the restroom, mid-sentence the bell rang. I didn't have time to use the restroom, or else I would miss the bus and the only on (Full Story) Was in 6th period at school, the bell was about to ring and I could feel the coming hurricane. I asked the teacher if I could use the restroom, mid-sentence the bell rang. I didn't have time to use the restroom, or else I would miss the bus and the only one who can pick me up was out of town that day. Got to the bus,did the wiggle dance for about 10 minutes after I left the school, then shit myself in the middle of EVERYONE. Luckily the all thought it was a huge fart, and everyone started pointing fingers at everyone else. But the smell lingered for a bit, and then it HAPPENED AGAIN. I was sweating, I could feel the eyes on me. The blamed the guy in front of me, so lucky. But as they were getting off the bus, I shat myself over and over, 5 times in total before getting off at my stop, the LAST ONE, where I'm the only on who waits there. Double-edged sword if you ask me.
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Submitted by Brown Stank (Some City, NY) on 09.03.14
It was the first day of college. I was so nervous! I always hate those first couple days where you're getting used to everything. Meeting new people and taking on new courses isn't easy. Especially after you've shit yourself...
It was orientatio (Full Story) It was the first day of college. I was so nervous! I always hate those first couple days where you're getting used to everything. Meeting new people and taking on new courses isn't easy. Especially after you've shit yourself...
It was orientation where we all basically had to pick a seat, and go around the room and introduce ourselves. Beside me were two of the hottest blondes I have ever seen. I swear, the one on my left smelled like roses. The one on the right was wearing this really tight skirt, and I almost fell out of my seat. Anyways, the teacher was pointing with this pointer at the class, from the front to the back to introduce themselves. After about 5 people, I just began to feel really queazy. Ya know, but stomach got all heavy, and it felt like there was a knife being dragged from one side to the other. I readjusted my ass on the hard seat, hoping to squeeze my cheeks together as tight as I could, because right then and there - I swear, I was gonna shit myself.
The girl beside me introduced herself as Tina, and right when she opened her mouth, I just felt so nervous that I let out this squeak in the seat, and she just stopped abruptly. I quickly put my hands on the rungs of my binder, and announced to the few around me that my binder was a bit rusty. It almost worked, until the radius around me just began to stink horribly. Like water with 90% sulfer. The girl started gagging as she was in mid speech, and I just felt so embarassed and bad. When it came my turn, she was literally facing the other way, and as I looked around the classroom, everyones noses just had this clenched, stiff look.
I said - 'Hey guys, my name is Gerome, and ..." I think it was the burrito my mom made me the night before, but boy do I regret wearing those look gym shorts. I turned on my left cheek, and just relaxed my anus. The sound of splashing water took off out my shorts, and splashed all over blondies Louis Vuitton. Her bag which was now chocolate brown, used to be cream.
I fell out of my seat from the projectile, and my body began spinning in circles on the carpet - u heard me on the carpet, because my shit was so strong. After tons of rug burn, and covering the whole class in my guano, I had to walk out of the classroom doing a handstand so the gravity wouldn't take anymore effect on my bowels.
I was rushed to the doctor after that, who diagnosed me with shartitus. I am on treatment now tho. After that, I asked Tina out, and she said yes.
You might enjoy this book I found, that helped me with my shit discharge. It brought out the humour in an otherwise uncomfortable illness that effects me eryday.
amazon.com/Daily-Shit-Niprak-Shitaka-ebook/dp/B00KHB7GHW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1409772126&sr=8-1&keywords=the+daily+shit
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Submitted by nick (Some City, KY) on 10.27.15
went to this mediterrean joint. was eating and mid schwarma wrap I had to fart. I trusted the fart. Turns out that was a bad idea cuz it was brown shit water. Threw my underwear away in the garbage in the bathroom. Had a big wet circle on my pants. Shit my (Full Story) went to this mediterrean joint. was eating and mid schwarma wrap I had to fart. I trusted the fart. Turns out that was a bad idea cuz it was brown shit water. Threw my underwear away in the garbage in the bathroom. Had a big wet circle on my pants. Shit my pants in front of a family of 4 at a meditterean joint.
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Submitted by SorryWife (Seattle, WA, WA) on 09.28.14
I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over t (Full Story) I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over the bed and got onto the carpet.
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Submitted by Gaz (Yorkshire, Some State) on 09.08.12
i realy need a shit when i was out when i was 7 i was running home and the back gate was closed so i jumped over but as i jumped i shit my self :(
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Submitted by Big Al (Peterlee, Some State) on 03.07.14
Earlier this morning I did the unthinkable. I shit myself. I was sitting at my computer when I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I stood up to go to the bathroom just incase. The feeling was familiar so being the cautious guy I am, I tried to make it to the (Full Story) Earlier this morning I did the unthinkable. I shit myself. I was sitting at my computer when I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. I stood up to go to the bathroom just incase. The feeling was familiar so being the cautious guy I am, I tried to make it to the bathroom. I took maybe 1 step away from my computer chair when my it happened. A flash of light from the sunshine outside, a slight gasp. Before I had time to think my butthole involuntary opened and dookie butter was running down my legs, I grasped the back of my thighs to stop it in it's tracks but my butthole contracted and poured out a little more. It was 90% water at least. I stood in shock. What the hell do I do, I must have stood for 10 - 15 seconds before closing my curtains and opening my clothes drawer to grab a handful of shirts to put under me. I removed my soiled garments and put on some sweatpants to hide the crime. I made my way downstairs with the evidence when I noticed my front door was open. I breathed a sigh of relief as it usually meant my parents were outside in the garden. I was wrong. I turned the corner and my uncle was sitting on the sofa like a detective peering right through me. In my head, He knew what I did I was guilty. The evidence was afterall, In my hands although bundled up to resemble ordinary laundry. Fortunately it didn't smell so strongly so I continued on into the kitchen and to my horror the washing machine was already running a cycle. I dropped the cargo beside it and continued to the bathroom to clean myself off. Before showering i just came clean and explained what had happened. I didn't want anybody to move or touch my clothes unknowingly and come into contact with the hazardous mess.
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Submitted by Connor (London, Some State) on 05.28.16
So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we (Full Story) So here I was in Portugal on holiday, I was suffering with gastroenteritis for the first 2 days and on the 3rd day I thought I was better, so I left the hotel room with my family and grandparents (as they came with us) to go to the hotels breakfast bar, we all sat down with our breakfast and as I was eating I really needed to fart! So I tensed a bit and let it rip slowly as to not make a noise, however I felt a sudden warmth in my pants, I tried not to let on so I excused myself quietly and walked to the toilets in reception of this massive and absolutely packed hotel, I got into a toilet cubical dropped my shorts and boxer shorts and realised I had seeped a rather large amount of liquid which had been soaked up by
my boxer shorts and through my shorts, the sudden realisation struck me that I had walked all through a packed restaurant and hotel with a massive brown patch on the back of my arse... What's worse is I couldn't bring myself to walk to the hotel room in such a state! I tried to call my mum, no answer so I gave in and called my sister and had to embarrassingly tell her o shit myself, 10 mins later my grandad through a pair of shorts over the toilet door and I waddled back to the hotel room and spent the day in bed lol
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Submitted by Shamefest (Fuck, TX) on 09.05.14
There I was, celebrating because I couldn't go to school, a small victory for pissing out of one's asshole. Innocently, I pet my dog, dreaming of all the vidya I would play today...when IT struck. A simple fart. If only. A raging waterfall of yellow shit (Full Story) There I was, celebrating because I couldn't go to school, a small victory for pissing out of one's asshole. Innocently, I pet my dog, dreaming of all the vidya I would play today...when IT struck. A simple fart. If only. A raging waterfall of yellow shit screamed its way out of my poor, defeated intestines, and made its way into the world. My dog began to cry. The smell was worse than Hell itself. I waddled up the stairs, and am now sitting in the bathtub, sharing with the world my tale of shame.
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Submitted by Shitmaster (Fall river, MA) on 10.21.16
At 8:00 today my cousins and i were watching youtube while all of a sudden i smell the worst smell ever i almost puked i asked my cousin jesse and james if they farted and then all of a sudden you here a loud noise it was coming from james ass he shit him (Full Story) At 8:00 today my cousins and i were watching youtube while all of a sudden i smell the worst smell ever i almost puked i asked my cousin jesse and james if they farted and then all of a sudden you here a loud noise it was coming from james ass he shit himself!!! He then ran to the bathroom with shit coming down his leg he had to take a 2 hour shower then he came back down stairs and we were just hanging out and james shits again but it was worse this time there was shit all over the floor all over his hands all over the tv its like he was the shit master oh boy what a day
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Submitted by Trusty (Some City, Some State) on 11.11.14
I went to a dinner party where my host served as a lot of heavy food. After a while I felt my tummy feeling weird, I thought it was a fart but it came with a surprise. Fortunately I was already at home so I could throw away my underwear and take a shower.
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Submitted by RIPMyUnderwear (Somewhere , WY) on 10.27.14
It was 12:30 AM and I was doing a bit of research on cameras, when I felt a fart coming on. I though, "this should be good". Boy, was I wrong. Rather than feeling air blast out, I felt a rather nightmarish sludge enter my underwear. To make matters worse (Full Story) It was 12:30 AM and I was doing a bit of research on cameras, when I felt a fart coming on. I though, "this should be good". Boy, was I wrong. Rather than feeling air blast out, I felt a rather nightmarish sludge enter my underwear. To make matters worse, someone was in the shower, so I had to stand with shit in my pants for fifteen minutes before I could sort it out.
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Submitted by oops (Some City, Some State) on 02.10.15
I'm a 17 year old attending community college. I was late for class today and as I was running in I felt my stomach rumbling. I knew I had to use the bathroom, but I had to beat the professor to class so I wouldn't get reprimanded. I was sitting in class a (Full Story) I'm a 17 year old attending community college. I was late for class today and as I was running in I felt my stomach rumbling. I knew I had to use the bathroom, but I had to beat the professor to class so I wouldn't get reprimanded. I was sitting in class and I had to present all class period so i couldn't leave. After class the professor kept me after just making small talk and I was feeling better. I thought I could make it home. I got in my car and went straight home feeling fine, but then I got in my driveway and it hit me like a ton of bricks. I knew I had to get to the bathroom right then or I wouldn't make it, but on the other hand sitting in my car made me feel better. I figured I could wait it out and as soon as the feeling died down I could make a run for it, but the longer I sat the worse it got. I had my backpack on and the mail in my hand. I made a dash for the bathroom, got in the house, threw my stuff down and before I got up the stairs to the bathroom I shit myself.
This just happened. I'm still sitting on the john. Thankfully I'm the only one home. This is the single most embarrassing moment of my life, but I'm glad to know I'm not the only one it's happened to. I still have no clue why it happened, it just did...
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Submitted by Rusamitha (Some City, OR) on 05.28.16
Tl;dr
Got sick and involuntarily shat myself in public, made a mess in the bathroom, tried my best to clean up.
I was downtown with my dad and started to feel nauseous and my stomach hurt. I just thought I was starting my period, but I started to feel (Full Story) Tl;dr
Got sick and involuntarily shat myself in public, made a mess in the bathroom, tried my best to clean up.
I was downtown with my dad and started to feel nauseous and my stomach hurt. I just thought I was starting my period, but I started to feel dizzy, my vision got bright/blurry, and my hearing got quiet. I could feel myself shitting a little, so I got my dad to lead me to a bathroom. I could feel some running down my leg, and I'm really glad I was wearing loose-fitting pants.
When I got to the bathroom I wasn't feeling sick anymore. I pulled down my pants to get on the toilet and there was a lot more poop in my panties than I expected. Then it fell on the floor. So now I had to clean up my privates, legs, pants, panties, toilet seat, and floor.
There was no toilet paper. I had to yell for my dad to get some from the men's room. I must have used up almost an entire roll trying to clean up everything. I rinsed off my clothes in the sink, and tried very hard to clean myself and the floor. My dad brought me clean clothes.
Overall a terrible experience. I don't recommend it.
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Submitted by Shitcunt (THE UK, Some State) on 10.08.14
Basically it was my 19th birthday last week, I was getting absolutely slaughtered as ya do. Got so drunk, dropped 2 pills and it turns out i shat myself like 40 minutes after that. I can't remember much but it was in front of all my friends and they were a (Full Story) Basically it was my 19th birthday last week, I was getting absolutely slaughtered as ya do. Got so drunk, dropped 2 pills and it turns out i shat myself like 40 minutes after that. I can't remember much but it was in front of all my friends and they were all horrified, it was runny wet shit aswell and it was everywhere. I had to stay out for an hour and a half before I could get a lift home, shit running all down my legs and stuff. Absolutely mortified, eventually I got a lift home from a copper and woke up at 10 the next morning for a job interview.
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Submitted by Fuzz (Milford, OH) on 09.01.14
i was hiking with my family in John Bryan state park, and i had been feeling bad for a while, so we were looking for a bathroom.We finally got to the place on the map where one was supposed to be, but there was not a building in sight. We decided to keep l (Full Story) i was hiking with my family in John Bryan state park, and i had been feeling bad for a while, so we were looking for a bathroom.We finally got to the place on the map where one was supposed to be, but there was not a building in sight. We decided to keep looking, but suddenly,everything exploded out of me like a Niagara Falls of shit. luckily nobody was around, but there was still no place to clean myself up except the woods. So i found some leaves and did my best, but it wasn't nearly good enough. AND i had to walk the two miles back to our campsite like that. The worst part is that the park didn't have any showers. It was so bad i had to throw away everything i was wearing at the time, even my shirt and bra. It was without a doubt the worst day of my life.
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Submitted by MobiusAzarath (Some City, Some State) on 09.13.14
I have no idea what sickness I had but it felt like the flu. I was laying on my futon watching Trailer Park Boys and I reached for my handkerchief. I blew my nose and my asshole felt like the pronunciation of the letter 'B'. I thought nothing of it, maybe (Full Story) I have no idea what sickness I had but it felt like the flu. I was laying on my futon watching Trailer Park Boys and I reached for my handkerchief. I blew my nose and my asshole felt like the pronunciation of the letter 'B'. I thought nothing of it, maybe a small fart. Just as I began to feel a warm ooze, a speedy fart spurted out and it pushed my underwear out a little. I felt the slightly chunky mess in my underpants. It felt like a cup of lukewarm chocolate milk with melted marshmallows sloshing in my garments. I gripped my legs to prevent causing a mess. I carefully paced myself to the bathroom and completed business. I had to get rid of 3 sheets and my underwear of course.
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Submitted by bristolboy (Bristol, UT) on 09.13.14
Our TV remote ran out of batteries.
I went upstairs to look for new ones.
I came back down and shat myself (Full Story) Our TV remote ran out of batteries.
I went upstairs to look for new ones.
I came back down and shat myself
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Submitted by anon (Halifax, NS, Some State) on 09.15.14
So it was about 5:00pm ona beautiful spring day. I was walking home from finishing an exam and was feeling pretty jolly. A belly full of caffeine and a head full of dopamine made my walk great, it was as if I was listening to a great track without even h (Full Story) So it was about 5:00pm ona beautiful spring day. I was walking home from finishing an exam and was feeling pretty jolly. A belly full of caffeine and a head full of dopamine made my walk great, it was as if I was listening to a great track without even having headphones in. Well, I get to the intersection and am waiting for the lights when I feel the need to toot. No matter, I'll let one out, it'll be great.
Instead of a great woosh of relief, it was as if a dam burst and all of a sudden my ass is hosing the back of my pants. I think I could sense that my jeans were being lifted off of my bum. The light turned green and I ran (as well as I could) to the next side-street to inspect the damage.
It was a disaster - the ass of my pants were soaked, with a river running from them all the way to my socks. I quickly tied my jacket around my waist to cover the majority of the spill, but I'm sure it didn't do that great of a job. The rest of the walk was probably the most uncomfortable 20 minutes of my life
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Submitted by Rednaxela (Erie, PA) on 09.16.14
At my girlfriends house. Suddenly feel a rumbling in my gut. My intestine said actual words. Too embarrassed to use girlfriends bathroom. Feeling the shit trying to claw its way out. Press my ass cheeks together and awkwardly say goodbye to girlfriend. (Full Story) At my girlfriends house. Suddenly feel a rumbling in my gut. My intestine said actual words. Too embarrassed to use girlfriends bathroom. Feeling the shit trying to claw its way out. Press my ass cheeks together and awkwardly say goodbye to girlfriend. Hobble out to my car sweating bullets. Live five minutes away. Hot shit burning through my buttonhole. Four minutes. Fuck, my anus is on fire. Eight. Pressure is about give me an enema. Three. Volcanic eruption from my buttonhole. Two minutes. Oh fuck, hot shit in my pants. One minute. My ball sack is marinading in spicy mudwater. Get home and gingerly get out of car. Chocolate soft serve ice-cream falls out of my shorts onto the concrete. Throw my shorts out in the dark and walk into my house naked with shit covered balls and ass.
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Submitted by Poopmaster (Dover, NH) on 11.01.15
I was out for a hike a few years ago and realized out in the middle of nowhere I had to shit badly. I found a big tree to hind behind and dropped my pants to the ground, trying to squat and not shit on myself. But this shit was so monstrous and massive I w (Full Story) I was out for a hike a few years ago and realized out in the middle of nowhere I had to shit badly. I found a big tree to hind behind and dropped my pants to the ground, trying to squat and not shit on myself. But this shit was so monstrous and massive I was grunting and shouting as it came out. It was like giving birth to a long and curved giant black dildo which I noticed landed right into my boxers around my ankles. I somehow managed to wrap it in my underwear (after getting shit on my shoes) and buried it next to the tree like the body of a murder victim.
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Submitted by Robert (London, Some State) on 08.26.16
The morning wasn't brilliant, for poor Robert that day,
He awoke quite early, with a cramp that stabbed away
And when he tried to shrug it off, the stabbing only grew
So he wound up in the bathroom, with bowl of number 2.
Now before we get too far i (Full Story) The morning wasn't brilliant, for poor Robert that day,
He awoke quite early, with a cramp that stabbed away
And when he tried to shrug it off, the stabbing only grew
So he wound up in the bathroom, with bowl of number 2.
Now before we get too far in this, I'd like to set the scene
For we were off in London, staying with a man quite clean
In his small apartment, Matthew ran a B&B
And he was known to woke at eight, while our hero shat at 3.
Now in this small apartment, there were but bathrooms one,
And for the host to find that crap, would clearly not be fun.
So sickly Rob did scour the house, to remedy his blunder
but despite all of his searching, he could find but not one plunger.
So after an hour of panic, poor Rob had to take a stop
and on his mound of feces, he piled more on top.
the problem once quite plunge-able had now so quickly grew
Into the worlds largest load, of reeking human poo.
Frantically he did woke his wife, to see if she could fix it
she suggested some hot water, and a stick with which to mix it
Poor Robert now quite frantic claimed, she did not comprehend
that he had made a pile so high, no tiny stick could mend.
Now his next play was quite naive, to try and save some clout
a desperate move to clear the pot, before Matthew came out.
With bag on hand and bag in pail, sick Robert went a scooping
he filled the pail and cleared the john, which he had filled with pooping
Now what he did with the bag of poop, will never be made known,
all that was said post slipping out, was that pail had found a home.
despite the nasty deed he'd done, though some say he did rush
for in-spite of all he'd tried, that toilet would not flush.
There seemed but a single way, he could complete the chore
he'd go out on a noble quest, to find a hardware store
If he left now and hurried on, he'd be back before eight
And Matthew would be none the wiser, left with a clean slate
And so out in the London rain, sick Robert went a walking
but quickly to his horror found, his cramps had followed stalking.
But with some luck and feet so fast, he ducked into a market
where he could safely let it out, on that which he had parked it.
Now feeling better, though quite weak back on his trek he went
but not one block poor Robert walked, before his luck was spent.
He felt a surge from deep within, and so his legs did cross
and to his relief he held it back, that nasty sickly sauce.
Groan, cry his maddened bowel, and an echo answered Groan,
And Robert in his panic, checked for service on his phone,
And as a toot squeaked through his cheeks, and chimed in sweet refrain,
and Robert knew that he could never trust a fart again.
Up ahead and to the right, he saw a department store
and so to it our hero ran, for he knew there would be more.
He pleaded with the greeter, for her to point him to the loo,
she pointed to the toilet and said, go do what you must do.
He walked across the store then jogged, as the feeling kept on growing,
For getting to that toilet stall was all that kept him going.
A raging cramp came though his gut, his legs he crossed again,
and struggling 'gainst the rushing wave, he kept it in with strain.
The fear was full in Robert's face, his cheeks were clenched in hate
he held with tightest violence, his sphincter in that state.
And now poor Robert holds it in, Oh no he let it go,
And now the store is shattered by the rush of Robert's flow.
Oh somewhere in the favored land the sun is shining bright.
A band is playing somewhere, and somewhere pants are light.
And somewhere men aren't crappy, and somewhere people dance
but there is no joy in ASDA, Mighty Robert's shat his pants.
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Submitted by littlesummy (boston, MA) on 03.09.13
once apon a time I was helping my neighbor clean out his shed. then all of the sudden I had to take a shit so I walked out of the shed. I thought I saw slenderman so I ran back in the she fell.... and shit on my wonderfull neibor Mrs.spankinheimer
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Submitted by Ass (Africa, AK) on 10.26.15
I woke up and shit myself
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Submitted by Manda (Pleasant Hill , CA) on 05.25.16
I leaked out this weird fart poo wet leakage shit when i tried to push out a fart at 3:30 am after like 4 cups of coffee.
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Submitted by Diarrhea Jones (Vancouver, WA) on 08.10.13
So I was driving home tonight from work and got an instant stomach pain, I figured I would be cool til i made it home. Anyway made it home, started really feeling the booboo soi booked it to the door. Of course thats when I can't unlock the door, get it op (Full Story) So I was driving home tonight from work and got an instant stomach pain, I figured I would be cool til i made it home. Anyway made it home, started really feeling the booboo soi booked it to the door. Of course thats when I can't unlock the door, get it open and run w me knees together, butt cheeks pinched togetherto the bathroom, get the door shut and farted...by farted I mean shit my pants. Then i got my pants down and crapped all over the fuckin seat and floor bc it just kept coming out!
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Submitted by OhNoOhNo (Calgary, Some State) on 07.12.14
My friend made us some brownies and we took it to the movies with us. I ate the whole thing (she only ate pieces of it). About 40 min left of the movie I could feel my stomach cramping and gassy.
I am not telling her anything because I thought it was j (Full Story) My friend made us some brownies and we took it to the movies with us. I ate the whole thing (she only ate pieces of it). About 40 min left of the movie I could feel my stomach cramping and gassy.
I am not telling her anything because I thought it was just going to be a regular shit. Nope. She went to the bathroom. Then took her sweet as time driving me to my car. I am only 10 minutes away from my house and I really thought I could make it.
As soon as I sit down in my car the shit starts coming out, I am just trying so hard to keep it in. And then it starts. I couldn't believe that I was shitting myself.
I'll never look at brownies the same ever again.
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Submitted by Sopranos (Denver, CO) on 04.23.14
Over the weekend I heard the story about my boyfriend shitting himself in class all-the-while sitting in front of a girl he really liked in highschool, years ago. I laughed and laughed as he told his horribly embarrassing uhhhh story of soiling. He, being (Full Story) Over the weekend I heard the story about my boyfriend shitting himself in class all-the-while sitting in front of a girl he really liked in highschool, years ago. I laughed and laughed as he told his horribly embarrassing uhhhh story of soiling. He, being a huge fan of The Sopranos has sworn off tv series (minus The Walking Dead) saying they cannot live up to such a series, will not submit to my relentless attempt to get him to watch The Game of
Thrones. I decided to watch an episode or two of The Sopranos in order to have ammo to persuade. I had just got into the 2nd episode and my 3 heiniken (and the half glass of wine/3 white rascals before it) when I felt a routine fart coming on, I lifted my leg to help it along but I did not expect what came with it. My eyes grew wide. I high-tailed it to the nearest bathroom to discover what I already knew, cleaned myself up and changed my drawers, headed downstairs to see what I had missed. It sounded like a great scene, or two. I went to take my place on the couch only to find the same pattern I saw in my pants. I shit the couch. Napping on this couch will never be the same. Sweet irony.
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Submitted by ợฬєгtץ๏&# (Some City, Some State) on 08.10.15
I was cleaning the house of a nice old woman (as my job is a maid) and about an hour and a half into doing my job the lady told me she would go grocery shopping in a couple of minutes. I simply nodded and got back to work. After another hour I felt my stom (Full Story) I was cleaning the house of a nice old woman (as my job is a maid) and about an hour and a half into doing my job the lady told me she would go grocery shopping in a couple of minutes. I simply nodded and got back to work. After another hour I felt my stomach growling. Then, a terrible stomach ache came in. I new i needed to shit. I didn't know if i should have gone to the ladies restroom or if I should have kept it in, so I told myself i'll try and keep it in for a few more minutes and see what happens. After about 15 more minutes, the pain only grew worse. I put down my broom and started walking to find the nearest restroom in the house, as it was my first time cleaning this ladies house. then, in a matter of a few seconds my stomach exploded. my ass was shaking and I knew I fucked up. I ran up and down stairs trying desperately to find a restroom. I couldln't until I saw a corner in the house. I ran around to find a door which led to one. I ripped of my pants, started to sit down, but it was too late. I Shat all over the fucking floor. It was everywhere. I ran to my broom after wiping my ass and I got straight to cleaning it. That was when I heard the garage door opening. I knew that I would have a matter of seconds. I cleaned that shit up like there was no tomorrow and wiped of the floor before she could notice. The job was done, and I was proud.
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Submitted by poopies (Singapore, Some State) on 08.08.15
well I am on the singapore MRT with my boyfriend, i had flown to malaysia to see him and we as hes in a border area decide to stay in singapore. I had an egg sandwich the day before and my stomach (I already have mild IBS and stomach issues anyway)
was no (Full Story) well I am on the singapore MRT with my boyfriend, i had flown to malaysia to see him and we as hes in a border area decide to stay in singapore. I had an egg sandwich the day before and my stomach (I already have mild IBS and stomach issues anyway)
was not good.
So i am sat on the MRT we are both on the way back to the border control to go back into malaysia. and i felt no need to poop i decide to let out a cheeky fart, only i felt liquid squirt out from my butt. I turn around to my boyfriend and look him in the eyes...
'ive just shit myself'
And near enough distraught try to find a toilet. I go commando in my shorts but we had spare pairs in my bag as we had stayed at his aunts. We run up an escalator but find nothing him standing behind me as i am panicking that a shit stain is visible, we run into a lift and a lady comes in with a push chair in the lift with us, the smell of food poisoning poop was filling the lift, we came out and ran to the nearby mens toilets, thank god we are both guys! We ran into the stall and S/E asia has water bigots by the toilet which made cleaning up relatively easy. Washed my pants at the basin and sealed them into bags.
Got the bus back but honestly, I could feel poop bursting to come out from my ass on the bus, and while waiting in line to get passport stamped at both ends!
We get to his house and i go up to the toilet and unleash a volcano of the most foul and vile smelling shit i ever recall being ejected from my asshole! He wont let me live it down, and his mother found the idea quite hilarious.
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Submitted by Magic (Some City, Some State) on 09.09.14
When I was 11, I had been farting the entire day. I didn't feel like I had to poop, so I just went on farting and playing video games. My stomach hurt, and then I shart myself. I decided to go upstairs to take some medicine and then take a nice long shower (Full Story) When I was 11, I had been farting the entire day. I didn't feel like I had to poop, so I just went on farting and playing video games. My stomach hurt, and then I shart myself. I decided to go upstairs to take some medicine and then take a nice long shower. Suddenly, giant chunks of sh*t came out of my ass and landed into my underwear. I was terrified, I took my medicine as fast as possible and then went to run down to the shower. Plop, a chunk of sh*t fell out of my underwear. I started running quicker and dripped sh*t chunks all over the stairs, they fell out. I had sh*t all over the place, in the kitchen, down the stairs and then in the bathroom. I was covered in sh*t at this point and my dad was yelling at me. I threw my shorts and underwear away and got in the shower for a long time. I used lots of shampoo and body wash that day. That was 5 years ago, and I hope it'll never happen again.
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Submitted by KingofGooch (North, NJ) on 09.15.14
I had been farting nasty bombs all night. Probably Taco farts.
Went to a party at my friends house. About 20 people there, all sitting round a fire-pit. My other friend was sitting on a couch w/ his head resting back. I saw an opportunity of a lifetime. (Full Story) I had been farting nasty bombs all night. Probably Taco farts.
Went to a party at my friends house. About 20 people there, all sitting round a fire-pit. My other friend was sitting on a couch w/ his head resting back. I saw an opportunity of a lifetime. Stretched my right leg (in a graceful fashion)over the top of the couch. My butt was centimeters from his face, and i let it rip...but this fart, felt different.
He trashed his head forward and began washing his face. I (with my leg still stretched across the couch) knew exactly what had happened.
I slowly moved my leg back down and carefully walked inside the house right to the bathroom. Problem was i had to go up a flight of stairs. I made it the bathroom, cleaned as much as i could.
Then proceeded to where my brother was seated, and asked for the car keys. He replied "why did you shit yourself". My silence said it all. He laughed and screamed "He pooped his pants".
Right at this exact moment two other friends (Chunk, and Baby) were walking around the house, and noticed some "mud spots" on the stairs. Nervous that they had made the mess Baby wiped one spot with his finger and upon further examination yelped in fear "THATS POOP"
Needless to say, i shit on my friends face, and had my other friends clean it up; It was a great night.
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Submitted by Babbedmypants (UK, Some State) on 05.22.16
I ate 7 samosas in one pastry fuelled binge. On the bus home my stomach started to gurgle and I felt the strong urge to take a dump. I was squeezing and squeezing my butt cheeks, and counting the stops to home. Sadly 1 stop before I was due to get off, (Full Story) I ate 7 samosas in one pastry fuelled binge. On the bus home my stomach started to gurgle and I felt the strong urge to take a dump. I was squeezing and squeezing my butt cheeks, and counting the stops to home. Sadly 1 stop before I was due to get off, I failed and shat in my pants. When I got home to clean up my bottoms were like a vegetable vindaloo. Sauce everywhere.
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Submitted by S@m (London, Some State) on 02.24.14
Took some castor oil mixed into blueberry yoghurt before bed (big mistake) . I am now up at 2:30am cleaning up liquified shit from my bed sheets and carpet. It happened in my sleep - with no warning. Usually I have stomach pain but this time I didn't. I wa (Full Story) Took some castor oil mixed into blueberry yoghurt before bed (big mistake) . I am now up at 2:30am cleaning up liquified shit from my bed sheets and carpet. It happened in my sleep - with no warning. Usually I have stomach pain but this time I didn't. I was woken up by a burning sensation 'down there' and woke up to find myself in pool of poop. I am so glad that I have kept the plastic on the mattress since buying it.(I know - how ghetto). I can't sleep so I thought i'd share the ordeal here.
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Submitted by lay (Shreveport, Some State) on 05.20.15
I was walking today.so I had to fart the second time I fart I poop my pants it was watery,had turds.then I had on thongs
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Submitted by Miss stubborn (Midnight train land , TN) on 08.23.16
Just before I got the last train home I went into the shop to buy my milk for the morning. I was standing at there looking at the sugar waffles and as I picked them up I felt a huggggge fart coming. I knew not to let this one out so I politely placed my it (Full Story) Just before I got the last train home I went into the shop to buy my milk for the morning. I was standing at there looking at the sugar waffles and as I picked them up I felt a huggggge fart coming. I knew not to let this one out so I politely placed my items on the desk and told the lady I needed to go to the Atm. I could feel it coming! Now I understand the term ''turtle head' ga ha! my only option was to run to the nearest park!!! I didn't even have my handbag!!! I ran to the bush! Pulled down my JUMPSUIT.. and let rip!!! :-( I grabbed the nearest leaf and waddled back to the train station! What a relief! But I can't help thinking people know!!! Oh wow! No more chicken nuggets for me!!
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Submitted by TPS (Jefferson City, MO) on 11.02.16
I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits (Full Story) I had just finished having a date night with my husband. Our 1 year anniversary is in a few days and he told me that hes getting my windows tinted in my car ad an anniversary gift. Anyway, I drop him off at his sisters so I can get home to bed, and it hits me that I have to poop. So I'm flying down the road to the gas station that I work at and suddenly, an explosion happens in my shorts. I'm pissed. I continue to the station where I spend the next 10 minutes cleaning my car seat. I clean up a little in the bathroom and throw my clothes in the trash. I pUT a plastic bag on like underwear to drive home so I could shower
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Submitted by yoda (West Hartford, CT) on 09.14.14
I had a rivalry with this kid back in high school. We used to always disagree, we were both on the volleyball team, and I found myself getting Chinese food with my girlfriend. That evening, I noticed the kid who's family owned the place. As he handed me th (Full Story) I had a rivalry with this kid back in high school. We used to always disagree, we were both on the volleyball team, and I found myself getting Chinese food with my girlfriend. That evening, I noticed the kid who's family owned the place. As he handed me the meal, he smiled and reminded me how good it was to see me.
Fast forward two hours - the food is ok - nothing out of the ordinary for a good Chinese dish. We both go to sleep, as it had been a long day. I wake up in the middle of the night - and void everything that had collected in my belly. Felt fine - come back to bed and fall asleep like a baby. Shortly thereafter I am having a dream, where I am running around and farting on Koopa's from Mario. I wake up with a wet shit stain that soaked all the way through the mattress. I was cleaning for hours trying to get it out in the middle of the night. After emptying half a bottle of bleach and scrubbing, the lady wakes up in the morning, and has no idea that anything happened. It turns out that I have to do a double and won't make it home. She has nothing for me to change into - so she gives me a pair of pink "boyshorts". I was working in a prison at the time.
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Submitted by Mermaid (Athens, GA) on 08.13.13
I was walking home from the store on my second mile and had no where to use the restroom but there was no where for me to go. So I tried to find a hiding spot on the side of the building and tried to run closer to it and then "Pow!", the shit came right o (Full Story) I was walking home from the store on my second mile and had no where to use the restroom but there was no where for me to go. So I tried to find a hiding spot on the side of the building and tried to run closer to it and then "Pow!", the shit came right on out. This is not the first time I had diarrhea but I usually have a spot to shit in. This time, I took too long trying to find a spot to shit so next time I'll know. Hopefully this never happens again, I probably need to watch what I eat, I might have had food poisoning. This was so embarrassing, one of the most embarrassing days of my life!
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Submitted by mrploppy (shitsville, AK) on 09.18.15
I was on a bus and bam, out it flew. The embarrassment was unbelievable as the poop left my bottom and rolled down the back of my thigh. The stench was pure evil, and as I gagged the lady of the cloth next to me told me what a possessed person I was. I was (Full Story) I was on a bus and bam, out it flew. The embarrassment was unbelievable as the poop left my bottom and rolled down the back of my thigh. The stench was pure evil, and as I gagged the lady of the cloth next to me told me what a possessed person I was. I was totally bamboozled when she told me the devil had just climbed out of my butt cheeks and vomited toxic slurry onto the floor of the bus. I quickly apologised said 3 Hail Mary's and vacated the bus, to roars of f*** off you stinky twat, lead by Sister Mary. I ran to the nearest convenience to burn my underwear and scrub my poo invested bum. I moulded a new pair of underpants out of slightly dampened toilet roll, which I must say were the most comfy under garments I have ever worn. The moral of this story is now I am going into business designing these above mentioned man naps, which I have been assured are a winner. I hope my story is an inspiration to others that not every story has a shitty ending.
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Submitted by camperboy (seattle, WA) on 09.02.13
the day after the 4th of july i went on a camping trip for just younger kids. my parents drove me to the dro off site when on the way in the middle of rush hour traffic the luke warm hot dog i had eaten the day before came bubbling out of me. my tighty whi (Full Story) the day after the 4th of july i went on a camping trip for just younger kids. my parents drove me to the dro off site when on the way in the middle of rush hour traffic the luke warm hot dog i had eaten the day before came bubbling out of me. my tighty whites were inflated with shit, my ass looked about twice the size it normaly did, and our van smelled like horrendous soft hershey squirts in the middle of rush hour traffic i had panicked and shit myself. We ended up stopping at some state park where my mom kept handing me new rolls of tp, best day ever!
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Submitted by bongo (dublin, Some State) on 08.12.13
Walking to work fart...what? Shart . Walk home. Tell oncoming colleagues I'm on my way home to collect swipe key. They don't know the dirty secret of my dirty pants.
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Submitted by Shit My Self Fucked Up My Chair (Utah, ID) on 08.20.14
Went on a 2 day drinking session and I couldnt be arsed to eat....was at home and just about to start having a wank when I felt a grumble in my bowels......went to fart and it came out....fuck....shat all over my chair as the 2 days drinking session pushed (Full Story) Went on a 2 day drinking session and I couldnt be arsed to eat....was at home and just about to start having a wank when I felt a grumble in my bowels......went to fart and it came out....fuck....shat all over my chair as the 2 days drinking session pushed through shitty watery crap that dripped off my leather work chair........I contemplated carrying on with my wank but i just picked up an used pair of pants, wiped it clean then got on with a hard wanking session.....
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Submitted by Embarassed Girlfriend (Walnut Creek, CA) on 08.21.13
This is so embarrassing but I must tell this horrific event I experienced 2 weeks ago. My sweet boyfriend decided to set up a tent his backyard and camp out for the night. Before we were going to watch a movie, we shared a joint together. I was high as the (Full Story) This is so embarrassing but I must tell this horrific event I experienced 2 weeks ago. My sweet boyfriend decided to set up a tent his backyard and camp out for the night. Before we were going to watch a movie, we shared a joint together. I was high as the sky and felt great. We watched somewhat of the movie and started fooling around. When we were going at it, we stopped and said, "I think you had an accident." I was mortified. I turned around and smelled the poop. It was more like diaherra. My boyfriend of almost 6 years and what do I do? I shit all over him. Good news, he's an awesome guy, laughed it off and makes fun of me for it.
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Submitted by horriblyembarrased (Some City, Some State) on 09.05.14
So my husband and I are driving down one of the most dangerous interstates in FL, in bad traffic, in a storm...MILES from the next exit. The lightning was so intense, I got nervous. My stomach was already hurting from a gas station hot dog. I started havin (Full Story) So my husband and I are driving down one of the most dangerous interstates in FL, in bad traffic, in a storm...MILES from the next exit. The lightning was so intense, I got nervous. My stomach was already hurting from a gas station hot dog. I started having this immediate urge to go, with no exit in sight. It was so painful, I was rocking back and forth and yelling that I was just going to poop myself, although I REALLY didn't want to. I had never had to go this bad, it was exiting without my permission! My husband sped to the nearest exit because I told him he better take me to the gas station at the next exit or I will poop myself. Well, we got to the light at the gas station, and it was red, forever. The pain got so intense, I grabbed some washcloths which were on the dash in front of me, stuck them in my pants, and humiliatingly crapped myself, way harder than I planned. I was so embarassed, I cried throughout the process. Sitting in crap for another 15-20 miles and catching every red light, my stomach still hurt! We finally got to the house and there are a bunch of people working in the yard next door. My pants were unbuttoned with crap all over them. I made it to the bathroom which ended up totally covered in crap. The floor, the toilet, the shower. It took an entire roll of toilet paper to clean off the toilet. I still had to go again after all of that! I have never been so embarassed before.
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Submitted by Sopranos (Denver, CO) on 04.23.14
Over the weekend I heard the story about my boyfriend shitting himself in class all-the-while sitting in front of a girl he really liked in highschool, years ago. I laughed and laughed as he told his horribly embarrassing story of soiling. He, being a huge (Full Story) Over the weekend I heard the story about my boyfriend shitting himself in class all-the-while sitting in front of a girl he really liked in highschool, years ago. I laughed and laughed as he told his horribly embarrassing story of soiling. He, being a huge fan of The Sopranos has sworn off tv series (minus The Walking Dead) saying they cannot live up to such a series, will not submit to my relentless attempt to get him to watch The Game of
Thrones. I decided to watch an episode or two of The Sopranos in order to have ammo to persuade. I had just got into the 2nd episode and my 3 heiniken (and the half glass of wine/3 white rascals before it) when I felt a routine fart coming on, I lifted my leg to help it along but I did not expect what came with it. My eyes grew wide. I high-tailed it to the nearest bathroom to discover what I already knew, cleaned myself up and changed my drawers, headed downstairs to see what I had missed. It sounded like a great scene, or two. I went to take my place on the couch only to find the same pattern I saw in my pants. I shit the couch. Napping on this couch will never be the same.
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Submitted by Charlie (Some City, LA) on 09.06.14
Was going to my friends house, he had left the front door open. It was pitch black when I walked into his house. He jumped out from behind the door and scared the shit out of me, literally! I felt it just come out and I could do nothing about it. I said ' (Full Story) Was going to my friends house, he had left the front door open. It was pitch black when I walked into his house. He jumped out from behind the door and scared the shit out of me, literally! I felt it just come out and I could do nothing about it. I said 'I've got to go now".
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Submitted by Sarah (Los Angeles , CA) on 08.22.14
I was driving to work stuck in traffic of course and had to fart which I thought was going to be a little one. I farted and was on the phone with my mom and said oh my God mom I think I just shit myself I'll have to call you back. I arch my back as to not (Full Story) I was driving to work stuck in traffic of course and had to fart which I thought was going to be a little one. I farted and was on the phone with my mom and said oh my God mom I think I just shit myself I'll have to call you back. I arch my back as to not sit in the warm gooshy mess between my cheeks (and all of you who have done this before know exactly what I'm talking about) and pray that it is contained in my underwear and has not leaked through onto my work pants. I pull over and waddle to the nearest bathroom inside a store, thinking that everyone knows that i shit myself and can smell it, wipe my ass with my favorite ruined underwear and throw them away. I go on with my day and that's that. I have since been very leary of my farts and am forever traumatized by my shitty experience.
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Submitted by Cajun Crap Machine (New Orleans, LA) on 10.04.14
It was in high school. I called my best friend and his mom answered. "Hi, Mrs. Patty, is Eric there?", I asked? "Yeah, let me go get him.", was her reply. As she walked the portable phone up to Eric's room upstairs. She started making small talk, during wh (Full Story) It was in high school. I called my best friend and his mom answered. "Hi, Mrs. Patty, is Eric there?", I asked? "Yeah, let me go get him.", was her reply. As she walked the portable phone up to Eric's room upstairs. She started making small talk, during which I gambled on a fart and lost. "Eric, phones for you", she said as she handed him the phone. "Hello?", said he. "Hey man, can I call you back? Just shit my pants." "Yeah, that's fine. Bye". He didn't even flinch.
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Submitted by goosey (Malibu, CA) on 09.17.14
I was sitting in my buddies truck driving home from a surf. leaned to let out what seemed like would be a loud meaty hollow fart achieved only by housing a half pound pastor burrito. Ended up squirting like a 14 year old girl getting fingered at summer cam (Full Story) I was sitting in my buddies truck driving home from a surf. leaned to let out what seemed like would be a loud meaty hollow fart achieved only by housing a half pound pastor burrito. Ended up squirting like a 14 year old girl getting fingered at summer camp. My friend made me sit on the bag that the burrito came in for the remainder of the ride.
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Submitted by Josh (Some City, FL) on 06.12.15
I had to go BAD and ran for the bathroom. I tried to get my pants down, land on the toilet, and shit in one smooth motion as I had done before in emergencies. I landed on the toilet and my underwear were still kind of up, but the torrential cascade of shit (Full Story) I had to go BAD and ran for the bathroom. I tried to get my pants down, land on the toilet, and shit in one smooth motion as I had done before in emergencies. I landed on the toilet and my underwear were still kind of up, but the torrential cascade of shit started. I screamed, pulled them down and got shit on my leg. It was everywhere. It was on my leg, on the toilet seat, in my underwear. I was very upset. I had to beg for clean underwear to be brought to me.
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Submitted by Shithead (Some City, Some State) on 07.05.15
I love shitting while having sex so every time i see a pic of a penis i shit myself and once i saw a penids and ishit myself at schooland turns out anither y
Guy likes that too so we fucked and shit togethet btw im gay (Full Story) I love shitting while having sex so every time i see a pic of a penis i shit myself and once i saw a penids and ishit myself at schooland turns out anither y
Guy likes that too so we fucked and shit togethet btw im gay
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Submitted by batrix (nope, Some State) on 09.15.14
I was walking and it was in front of my gf and i said hehehe here comes a fart.......then BOOM right in me pants and she left me but I still have wow so eh Im good
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Submitted by sleepygrowup (Argentina , Some State) on 08.26.14
I wake up late and I was very sleppy so late to open my store dress myself take a glass of milk and started to walking when I realize that my intestine was full didnt get back to my house though in the middle of my journy coulndt stop the inevitable situat (Full Story) I wake up late and I was very sleppy so late to open my store dress myself take a glass of milk and started to walking when I realize that my intestine was full didnt get back to my house though in the middle of my journy coulndt stop the inevitable situation of let my shit and intestine dominates me to the point of shitting myself a lot (and I mean a lot) then just grab the shit out of my pants and throw it away with my hand then walked back home cleaned myself but my clouds was very damaged by all that shit now I don`t know if can clean it or throw it to the garbage
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Submitted by John Crapper (Somewhere, AK) on 10.31.14
So I finally got the nerve to approach my crush one day. I could feel my stomach tightening with anxiety as I walked over to her to say hi. After I spoke she said hi back, and I could feel my insides convulsing. She then proceeded to ask me how my day was, (Full Story) So I finally got the nerve to approach my crush one day. I could feel my stomach tightening with anxiety as I walked over to her to say hi. After I spoke she said hi back, and I could feel my insides convulsing. She then proceeded to ask me how my day was, and I just couldn't take it anymore; my stomach exploded and I diarrhea shit all over the ground with so much force that it splattered all over her legs and mine, blowing a hole in my jeans right where my asshole sits in the process. The force was so great that my jeans caught on fire, and the whole courtyard soon filled with the smell of burning shit.
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Submitted by fred (glouschester, UT) on 07.13.15
I shit myslef on my wifes head at least 3 times a day.
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Submitted by Running Trot (Sacramento, CA) on 02.19.16
Today I went for a run with my pup. Usually I can trust a fart while running. Not this time. It started out not too bad but as the miles went on, it got worse and worst. By the time I got back to my house after two miles of agony, my puppy had caught on an (Full Story) Today I went for a run with my pup. Usually I can trust a fart while running. Not this time. It started out not too bad but as the miles went on, it got worse and worst. By the time I got back to my house after two miles of agony, my puppy had caught on and was sniffing my but like it was covered in peanut butter. If the people driving by couldn't tell by the way I was walking, my poor pup definitely gave it away.
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Submitted by Anonymous (Some City, Some State) on 01.17.14
I was making the 30 minute drive from my parents house to my apartment. I was returning from the month long winter break for school, so I had my cat with me. About 10 minutes into the drive I had to go. Normally I would stop, but my cat was crying nonstop (Full Story) I was making the 30 minute drive from my parents house to my apartment. I was returning from the month long winter break for school, so I had my cat with me. About 10 minutes into the drive I had to go. Normally I would stop, but my cat was crying nonstop and I didn't feel comfortable leaving her in the car by herself for a few minutes. I thought I could make it. Literally as soon as I parked my car and shut the engine off I shit my pants. I did not have time to get my cat out and climb the three sets of stairs to my apartment. Thank god I had my cat with me actually, as passerbys hopefully thought the smell was coming from the cat carrier.
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Submitted by The Poo Master (New York, NY) on 08.11.14
So I'm in the eighth grade and I'm going to my track meet. I am extremely athletic and I have been to track meets all around the country. I always got first but one meet i didn't place. I found it difficult to run when it felt like their was sand paper in (Full Story) So I'm in the eighth grade and I'm going to my track meet. I am extremely athletic and I have been to track meets all around the country. I always got first but one meet i didn't place. I found it difficult to run when it felt like their was sand paper in my ass crack. I went to the bathroom to check it out and it turns out their was shit everywhere. I was trying to wash it out of my asshole when my track coach walked in to see me wiping my ass with a wet paper towel. So long story short I switched schools.
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Submitted by lalalala (Some City, CT) on 09.08.14
Today I was in 8th period and I had to take a shit so fucking bad! But the bitch teacher wouldn't let me go. I sat there sweating for like 15 minutes. I could feel the shit wanting to just explode out of my asshole. Finally I said fuck it; I ran out the cl (Full Story) Today I was in 8th period and I had to take a shit so fucking bad! But the bitch teacher wouldn't let me go. I sat there sweating for like 15 minutes. I could feel the shit wanting to just explode out of my asshole. Finally I said fuck it; I ran out the class room as the teacher starting screaming her tits off and I was only 2 feet away from the bathroom when... I feel a load of shit pour out my ass! It was running down my leg! That is when I realized... I can never come back to this school again...
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Submitted by Poopattack (Some City, Some State) on 02.12.15
I was just calmy walking up from a nap when I realized I had to go. So I go to bring my laptop with me and then have a really weird feeling come over me. I drop the laptop on my bed, run like fuck to the bathroom but I was too late. I shat all over myself (Full Story) I was just calmy walking up from a nap when I realized I had to go. So I go to bring my laptop with me and then have a really weird feeling come over me. I drop the laptop on my bed, run like fuck to the bathroom but I was too late. I shat all over myself :(
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Submitted by sometimes you just cant hold it! (PLYMOUTH, Some State) on 05.22.15
after a short night down at my local, i was wlaking back with my friend. i new that i need a shit but i was so close to home there was no point stopping somewhere. after my friend and i parted ways, i felt a rumble, i was 2 minuets away from home. i could (Full Story) after a short night down at my local, i was wlaking back with my friend. i new that i need a shit but i was so close to home there was no point stopping somewhere. after my friend and i parted ways, i felt a rumble, i was 2 minuets away from home. i could make it.. couldn't i. as i was walking down my drive, i stoppped and clenched as i hard as i could. but there was no stopping. it all just errupted. leaving me with saggy pants and shit full jeans.... sometimes you just cant wait
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Submitted by SCREAMING anus (POOPTOWN, WY) on 10.25.15
I once had a competition with my friends to see who could fart the loudest, i pushed so hard that i aggressively shit all over my mates bed. He made me clean it with my bare hands too!
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Submitted by poopy pants guy (baymian province afghanistan, Some State) on 09.17.13
it happened during handover to the op crib 5 lads and ladys, they had he barracks, and we were in tents in another compound seperated and surrounded by hesco barriers (massive sacks filled with rocks).
i awoke at god knows what time in the morning t (Full Story) it happened during handover to the op crib 5 lads and ladys, they had he barracks, and we were in tents in another compound seperated and surrounded by hesco barriers (massive sacks filled with rocks).
i awoke at god knows what time in the morning to my asshole spazzing out like an evil daemon was about to emerge. no time to dress, i quickly slipped on my boots grabbed my rifle and also a towel as if i knew what was about to happen.
i squeesed every arse muscle i had and ran, i ripped open the tent door and was greeted by a harsh afghanistan winter, it was cold that week with consecutive -30°c, snowy,
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Submitted by yayalucious (nyc, NY) on 05.18.14
So I had a great night of drinking at home all by myself...had ab I UT four tall glasses of vodka and coke... which eventually knocked me out... When I woke up to video chat with my bf (still drunk) I had to poop and vomit so first I vomit... then I took a (Full Story) So I had a great night of drinking at home all by myself...had ab I UT four tall glasses of vodka and coke... which eventually knocked me out... When I woke up to video chat with my bf (still drunk) I had to poop and vomit so first I vomit... then I took a poop... As the conversation gets underway I'm feeling sick but he won't shut up...I hang on, hang in for like 20 min. When we finally ended the video chat I'm over the toilet vomit n poop uncontrollable from both angles and my fudging boyfriend calling me back on video chat.. like dude I'm not answering with soiled panties and nastiness in my mouth.. so he text I Love u
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Submitted by Shitgirl (Ottawa, NJ) on 09.06.14
3 hours ago Me and my friends were planning to practice track and feild, when we got to the park and were stretching I felt the need to do it. I told them I have a cramp and just sat down, they went to run and I was praying to god I don't shit myself, afte (Full Story) 3 hours ago Me and my friends were planning to practice track and feild, when we got to the park and were stretching I felt the need to do it. I told them I have a cramp and just sat down, they went to run and I was praying to god I don't shit myself, after 10 minutes they came back and then it just fell down, my shorts and shirt were full of crap! I covered it with my hoodie but the smell was soo bad. After I went home, I saw my legs were BROWN, I'm sure they know now. I don't even want to go to school anymore. It was a really shitty day.
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Submitted by Thedishbitch (Strathmore, Some State) on 11.08.15
Was cleaning dish's like any good dishwasher does, had to shit, thout it was just a fart, nope. Currently in the washroom evacuating my bowls And hiding my shitty underwear.
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Submitted by PoopyMcPooperPants (poo town, MI) on 09.14.14
So after a long night of drinking I awoke super hungover for a river tubing trip. I knew we were about to be on a river for 4 hours so I attempted to get all the poo out of me before we left. I thought I had it all under control. Right when we hit the road (Full Story) So after a long night of drinking I awoke super hungover for a river tubing trip. I knew we were about to be on a river for 4 hours so I attempted to get all the poo out of me before we left. I thought I had it all under control. Right when we hit the road my stomach started bubbling up again. I figured it was just some farts building up so I didn't really pay attention to it. We hit the river and I am surrounded by a huge group of friends floating on tubes when suddenly my stomach starts bubbling again. I lift my butt out of the river to perform a routine relieving fart which I have been holding in for a while. Right as I attempt to push out what I thought was a fart, some liquid hangover sludge slides out. I quickly sink through my tube into the water and sit in the river. My friends were asking what I was doing, and I just told them I was peeing, but really I was cleaning the crap out of my swimsuit.
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Submitted by The African shitter (Brandon, MS) on 07.29.14
I was playing soccer at a highschool with my friends and the three pizzas that I are caught up to me. While holding in my shit for 45 minutes frantically looking for a bathroom, I finally just shit on the parking lot in front of all my friends. They laughe (Full Story) I was playing soccer at a highschool with my friends and the three pizzas that I are caught up to me. While holding in my shit for 45 minutes frantically looking for a bathroom, I finally just shit on the parking lot in front of all my friends. They laughed their ass off at me and the worst part is, I found a bathroom after I shit myself
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Submitted by Jessica (Some City, WA) on 08.16.15
Went camping with my boyfriend and a few other people. We drank and smoked a lot of pot. Had a great time and everything was fine until morning. We woke up in our 2 -person sleeping bag. My boyfriend is poking me with morning wood and I am hung over as (Full Story) Went camping with my boyfriend and a few other people. We drank and smoked a lot of pot. Had a great time and everything was fine until morning. We woke up in our 2 -person sleeping bag. My boyfriend is poking me with morning wood and I am hung over as fuck. A wave of nausea hits me and I have to quickly get out of the tent to go puke. As I am throwing some shoes on I dry-heave and that's when shit goes down. The dry-heave causes me to lose control. I feel warmth down the back of my legs. I am outside the tent now trying to waddle away to the bushes. As I am duck-walking with shit running down the inside of my pants I start vomiting from the hangover. The force of vomiting causes me to keep shitting. I am spewing from both ends in the woods as my boyfriend and other friends are all sleeping in the tents. I peel the pants off and succeed in smearing everything around. Butt naked and covered in shit I am standing in the bushes with no idea of what I am supposed to do. I whimper and call my boyfriend. He crawls out and comes to see what the problem is. He looks at me and shakes his head...."Again, Jessica?" Yes this has actually happened twice. He cleaned me up and hid the evidence. I don't drink anymore.
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Submitted by explosives (brooklyn, NY) on 02.08.14
I had just finished a huge meal at IHOP with mt friend and my boyfriend. I felt a shit gathering in my ass but figured I could make the 15 min car ride to my office.
As we walked to the car I realized I should have just pooped at IHOP. When I sat down in (Full Story) I had just finished a huge meal at IHOP with mt friend and my boyfriend. I felt a shit gathering in my ass but figured I could make the 15 min car ride to my office.
As we walked to the car I realized I should have just pooped at IHOP. When I sat down in the car it really took a turn for the worse and as we drove I started panicking. I felt a little wet squirt and I begged for my boyfriend to pull over. We found a somewhat desolate street and pulled over. I dumped between the car doors and wiped up as he looked out for pedestrians and children. He magically had a garbage bag and baby wipes in the trunk, so it could have seemed like we planned this to a casual observer. When I finished we got back in the car and drove away like nothing happened.
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Submitted by shittastick (someplace, Some State) on 09.26.14
So, I have hemorrhoids the size of baseballs, let's just put that out there. As such, I must use ex-lax in order to poo but that in and of itself isn't much of a story. I also use fleet to help the process along. Don't walk out of the room after doing so, (Full Story) So, I have hemorrhoids the size of baseballs, let's just put that out there. As such, I must use ex-lax in order to poo but that in and of itself isn't much of a story. I also use fleet to help the process along. Don't walk out of the room after doing so, or you might not make it back in time. I didn't.
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Submitted by Max Wood (Manchester UK, AK) on 11.07.15
I was roasting some butternut squash when suddenly I farted. The squash flew out of my hand as quick as the shit flew out of my arse. The quinoa was overcooked and my pants were fucked!
Awkward way to meet the girlfriends parents for the first time. (Full Story) I was roasting some butternut squash when suddenly I farted. The squash flew out of my hand as quick as the shit flew out of my arse. The quinoa was overcooked and my pants were fucked!
Awkward way to meet the girlfriends parents for the first time.
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Submitted by Durty Nelly (Sarasota, FL) on 02.25.16
I made the fatal mistake of thinking I could hold it in for the 30 minute drive home from the restaurant. Not even 10 minutes into the drive, I tried to relieve some of the bowel pressure by squeaking out a fart at a red light. Too bad it wasn't a fart. (Full Story) I made the fatal mistake of thinking I could hold it in for the 30 minute drive home from the restaurant. Not even 10 minutes into the drive, I tried to relieve some of the bowel pressure by squeaking out a fart at a red light. Too bad it wasn't a fart. First it was just the hot liquid leaking out my ass, but soon it was followed by small cheese curd-shaped shitlets. I vigorously clenched my anus and drove 20mph above the limit the rest of the way home. What a trip.
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Submitted by Gormley (Harbour Pub, WA) on 02.15.15
i was at the harbour pub one night, after dancing and mingleing with some guys i realized the poppers made me a little TOO loose. so i went to try to go to the bathroom but i just couldnt stop grinding with him....turned out he knew the smell wasnt just fr (Full Story) i was at the harbour pub one night, after dancing and mingleing with some guys i realized the poppers made me a little TOO loose. so i went to try to go to the bathroom but i just couldnt stop grinding with him....turned out he knew the smell wasnt just from someone else...Embarrased :-(
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Submitted by Jane (Some City, Some State) on 08.10.15
I was about 7 or 8 years old at the time. I was at church attending the kid's Wednesday night group and we began a prayer. In the middle of the prayer I felt my stomach drop. Without any hesitation, diarrhea just spewed out all over the inside of my pants. (Full Story) I was about 7 or 8 years old at the time. I was at church attending the kid's Wednesday night group and we began a prayer. In the middle of the prayer I felt my stomach drop. Without any hesitation, diarrhea just spewed out all over the inside of my pants. Luckily I was wearing double layer track pants and a jacket. I wrapped the jacket around my waist, and afterward there was some old lady trying to offer me her sweater because it was cold outside. I don't remember anyone noticing the sound or smell or anything. Maybe it was a dream? I still don't know...
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Submitted by jonny meerkat (baltimore, MD) on 01.18.15
So when I was 17 I went and hung out with some good friends of mine.We were drinking booze and eating beef jerky.My buddy decided it was a great idea to put citric magnesium in my booze where he got it from I have no clue.Then decided to drive me back to m (Full Story) So when I was 17 I went and hung out with some good friends of mine.We were drinking booze and eating beef jerky.My buddy decided it was a great idea to put citric magnesium in my booze where he got it from I have no clue.Then decided to drive me back to my parents house as slow as he possibly could.Oh did I mention there was a girl I had a crush on in the car with us.But anyway when I got out of that Kia I shit down my leg all the way from the street to the front door to the bathroom inside my parents house leaving a shit trail like no other and on this night my mom decided to have company over.More like a whole family of people to witness this debacle.Needless to say I freaked out and ended up in the psych ward that evening thinking I had a brain tumor because I shit myself.
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Submitted by rip everyone on this plane (Holy Shitter, SD) on 08.19.16
when i was flying to hawaii all the shitters were being used. then it all came out. I picked it up and flushed it. the whole flight smelled like shit and i sat on shit. I was fined 500 fuckin' USD$.
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Submitted by breeze (san jose, CA) on 09.14.14
I was laying on my boyfriends grandmas while, watching tv, while he took a shower. When I lifted my leg up to fart, I ended up shitting myself instead. I was so shocked as to what just happened, I didn't know what to do. I just jumped up and ran through th (Full Story) I was laying on my boyfriends grandmas while, watching tv, while he took a shower. When I lifted my leg up to fart, I ended up shitting myself instead. I was so shocked as to what just happened, I didn't know what to do. I just jumped up and ran through the living room, through the kitchen into the second living room and started pounding on the bathroom door for my boyfriend to open up. He opened up the door and I ran in striped my clothes off and jumped into the shower. It was so embarrassing. Lol
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Submitted by Slim (Rotherham, Some State) on 02.14.14
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...
Just had a take-away, nice quad burger, fries and wedges, with a beautiful load of garlic Mushrooms.... Bout an hour after it started.. My arse was popping like a good un, smelled like a kebab house..
So I th (Full Story) Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...
Just had a take-away, nice quad burger, fries and wedges, with a beautiful load of garlic Mushrooms.... Bout an hour after it started.. My arse was popping like a good un, smelled like a kebab house..
So I thought I'd share it with the kids, and farted in his direction, making him gip ha ha ha, so the next time I felt the belly bubbling, I got up and farted... Well the fart came with company... So then I looked up and waddled to the toilet... Shouting Our lass to bring new boxers and some more jeans... Dampened the denim too!!
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Submitted by Rod Dangerfield (Some City, Some State) on 05.23.15
To get things started, I'm a legendary farter. People love to hear me do it because I'm just so good at it. Anyway, last night I was sitting on my back patio watching the sprinklers & I felt a colossal fart brewing. So I got my iPhone out & put it on recor (Full Story) To get things started, I'm a legendary farter. People love to hear me do it because I'm just so good at it. Anyway, last night I was sitting on my back patio watching the sprinklers & I felt a colossal fart brewing. So I got my iPhone out & put it on record. I leaned over, held the phone down to my butt to record the fart, & then BAM! Huge fart! Only there was a problem....it was a shart. I shit all in my shorts. Now get this....I go commando. I was wearing some mesh Russell athletic shorts. What I thought was gonna be a massive fart turned into an atomic shit explosion. Some of it made it through my mesh shorts & got on my hand & iPhone. Now guess what....I can't get the shit smelling foulness out of my iPhone!!
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Submitted by Oopsididitagain (Elyria, OH) on 06.15.15
I just broke up with my boyfriend and needed to drink myself stupid. I gathered up a couple friends and hit the club. 7 drinks and 4 shots after... It was time to call it a night. We hailed a cab and told the cabbie to drive reeaal sssllow and I needed the (Full Story) I just broke up with my boyfriend and needed to drink myself stupid. I gathered up a couple friends and hit the club. 7 drinks and 4 shots after... It was time to call it a night. We hailed a cab and told the cabbie to drive reeaal sssllow and I needed the window open to have the coolness cooling me off. *fart. Giggle. "I farted" "oh! I farted again". Giggle. We finally got to the hotel and I needed a toilet RIGHT NOW! Friends couldn't open the door fast enough before I puked all over the toilet. The floor. The wall. Amazing friends as they are started to clean up the throw up and as I sorta stood there watching I asked " do you smell shit?" "No, we only smell puke" "I'm pretty sure I smell shit guys" reached around and sure enough... I had a load in my pants. The force of my throw up forced another end to let go. Hahahah!!
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Submitted by Poo master (Jacksonville , FL) on 09.05.16
I shit my self, I was at a night club drinking and I was dancing like nobody else was watching,but man was I wrong I thought it was just a fart but it turned out too be a shit and I was in a short dress, it was one hell of a mess other people where getting (Full Story) I shit my self, I was at a night club drinking and I was dancing like nobody else was watching,but man was I wrong I thought it was just a fart but it turned out too be a shit and I was in a short dress, it was one hell of a mess other people where getting sick but I still got laid that night
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Submitted by Shitty Sleep Over (Some City, OH) on 09.27.14
okay, so i was 17 and me and two of my friends were having a sleep over, nothing crazy just some piza and video games. well we had a farting contest and i was sure to win, i could feel this one working up, well i let it rip and the next thing i know, i spl (Full Story) okay, so i was 17 and me and two of my friends were having a sleep over, nothing crazy just some piza and video games. well we had a farting contest and i was sure to win, i could feel this one working up, well i let it rip and the next thing i know, i splatter shit all over my underwear... laughed it off as a fart, went to the bathroom and flushed my underwear
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Submitted by Feppy Poo (Charlotte, NC) on 11.05.15
I knew i had to pop but i dont like pooping at work. But a fart came that couldnt be denyed...I shit my self at work. I calmly walked to the bathroom,finished this awful, airy, loud liquid poo and then proceeded to wash my underwear in the bathroom sink. I (Full Story) I knew i had to pop but i dont like pooping at work. But a fart came that couldnt be denyed...I shit my self at work. I calmly walked to the bathroom,finished this awful, airy, loud liquid poo and then proceeded to wash my underwear in the bathroom sink. I currently sit at my desk commando. I feel like this is a big mile stone in my adult life.
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Submitted by NikeChav (Carnforth, Some State) on 09.05.16
I made the fatal mistake if consuming sugar free mints.
1st September 2016, I squatted down to pick up a box off the floor, farted and promptly followed through into my pristine white Calvin Klein briefs! (Full Story) I made the fatal mistake if consuming sugar free mints.
1st September 2016, I squatted down to pick up a box off the floor, farted and promptly followed through into my pristine white Calvin Klein briefs!
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Submitted by John Watkins (Fort Mohave, AZ) on 11.01.14
I shit myself pretty bad the other day after I had some sushi. I made it to the toilet but then I shit all over it because I couldn't hold it. I had shit all over my shoes and pants. It was lame.
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Submitted by golly (Some City, AK) on 08.07.13
jeepers gang i just shit in the back of the mystery machine
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Submitted by ohmygoodness (somewhere, Some State) on 09.12.14
i was extremely sick one day, i had basically taken a few weeks off school because of how badly i'd gotten food poisoning, but i couldn't stop farting and unfortunately for me, the diarrhea was literally liquid coming out of my ass, so every time i got up, (Full Story) i was extremely sick one day, i had basically taken a few weeks off school because of how badly i'd gotten food poisoning, but i couldn't stop farting and unfortunately for me, the diarrhea was literally liquid coming out of my ass, so every time i got up, i farted and drenched my underwear in shit, i was up and down all day, constantly trying to keep the sofa from getting dirty and having to change my underwear. i went through about 20 pairs of underwear that day, thankfully it has never happened again.
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Submitted by BM (Melbourne, FL) on 08.18.15
So as the owner of the company I am always very busy "working" and I find it difficult to make it to the bathroom in time, so I wear diapers and if someone finds them after I change myself I blame it on other people. I lost all sense of smell, but apparen (Full Story) So as the owner of the company I am always very busy "working" and I find it difficult to make it to the bathroom in time, so I wear diapers and if someone finds them after I change myself I blame it on other people. I lost all sense of smell, but apparently it is pretty ripe from what I hear.
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Submitted by George Seychelle (Country Palms, LA) on 08.07.13
one time i shit myslef on the way to work and had to walk around like that all day
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Submitted by Melted Tootsierolls (Bradenton, FL) on 09.15.14
Well, I don't remember what I had eaten that day or even having a stomach because this is a story of a long time ago.... I was working at a popular ice cream store at the time. Whenever I needed to fart I would go into the back walk-in freezer because I th (Full Story) Well, I don't remember what I had eaten that day or even having a stomach because this is a story of a long time ago.... I was working at a popular ice cream store at the time. Whenever I needed to fart I would go into the back walk-in freezer because I thought the temperature might "neutralize" the smell or something. So, one day I went to the back, walk-in freezer expecting to relieve myself with a quick rip. When I released, I felt something wasn't right. I then proceeded to run into the bathroom. I checked my boxers only to be extremely disappointed that I had left myself a rose bud in my boxers. It was the beginning of the shift, so I wouldn't be able to just work through it. I did the best cleaning job possible with toilet paper and a sink. I luckily just got my first cell phone that year. I called my best friend to bring me underwear. I sat in the bathroom and waited until I heard him giggling through the door. He asked to see and I snatched the boxers and slammed the door in his face. He was an angel!
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Submitted by Chicken Fat (Rome, GA) on 09.16.14
I went on a winter morning run last year. It was a fairly long run and it was through the park in town.
There's a restroom located at basically 1/4 of the way through the park and another one at 3/4 of the way through the park, I will refer to these as (Full Story) I went on a winter morning run last year. It was a fairly long run and it was through the park in town.
There's a restroom located at basically 1/4 of the way through the park and another one at 3/4 of the way through the park, I will refer to these as the 1/4 and 3/4 bathrooms, respectively. I got to the park and ran through it and was on the way back when I felt the urge. It was strong, but I wasn't worried, the 3/4 bathroom would be soon and I could make it there.
So I made it there and as my hand touched the handle to the bathroom door my body relaxed because it knew sweet relief was soon. But the door was locked, and it was too late. Before I could do much of anything about it I had dropped a log right in my shorts.
I had to walk nearly a mile holding my butt to get to the 1/4 bathroom and clean up the best I could, then I had to run 3 miles back to my apartment after that, still shitty.
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Submitted by Sand and Confused (Some City, Some State) on 01.26.15
Im a college female and i was calmly standing waiting for soup at the dining hall. Suddenly. It happened. I shit myself. I have no idea why, i have no idea what to think of this. I went to the bathroom to investigate what the fuck happened. I still dont k (Full Story) Im a college female and i was calmly standing waiting for soup at the dining hall. Suddenly. It happened. I shit myself. I have no idea why, i have no idea what to think of this. I went to the bathroom to investigate what the fuck happened. I still dont know.
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Submitted by PoopMan (Jurrasic World, Some State) on 08.08.15
I was at home, had a massive urge to shit but I had peed 2 minutes ago and when you dont pee and poop, your butthole hurts. Anyway, I had to poop so I went and unloaded the biggest fucking dump I've ever had. Thick mother fucking diarrhoea. Nearly fainted. (Full Story) I was at home, had a massive urge to shit but I had peed 2 minutes ago and when you dont pee and poop, your butthole hurts. Anyway, I had to poop so I went and unloaded the biggest fucking dump I've ever had. Thick mother fucking diarrhoea. Nearly fainted. Next thing I know, after insane butthurt action where the poop would stuck in the butthair, I was done. Or that's what I thought. Wipes, nothing. Wipes again, nothing. Pulls up pants, and guess what. Oh yes. Another. mother fucking iceberg of poop, warm, sticky, and soft, is smashed up my ass and between the fucking buttcheeks. Mom's upstairs telling me the typical phrase "food's ready". Shower immediately sais the brain. So that's what I do, I take a shower. Yet even when I am done I can feel some pieces of poop right now talking to you. I gave the finger to my mom and I ate 30 minutes later. Fuck this poop shit. Fuck this asscheeks shit. Fuck this shit in general. Fucking dammit.
Poopman is out.
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Submitted by Haileybarnes5150 (WESTMINSTER, MD) on 05.22.16
The last time I shit myself was when i was a baby and I haven't done it since but one time I was 9yrs old and I was at my cousins house and we were playing coos and at the time 5 yr old cousin caught me and he put me in the closet and I had to pee and he i (Full Story) The last time I shit myself was when i was a baby and I haven't done it since but one time I was 9yrs old and I was at my cousins house and we were playing coos and at the time 5 yr old cousin caught me and he put me in the closet and I had to pee and he is remarkably strong and he wouldn't let me out and I banned in the door an don't finally it came out running down my legs all warm and wet he finally let me out and I went crying to my uncle and told him what happened
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Submitted by a (aa, CT) on 05.28.16
Well one day i was shitting and my ass decided to come to life and realize that im a fucking stoner who is in the middle of the wood trying to kill every last man in the ass. This is my story of the last of the mohicans.
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Submitted by Dammit (Nope, WI) on 09.03.16
I was with my friend and her mom and I really had to fart so I tried to hold it in. Next thing I know, I felt kind of a warm explosion. I thought I was just farting but it kept coming and coming. Then, I went to the bathroom and pulled down my pants to fin (Full Story) I was with my friend and her mom and I really had to fart so I tried to hold it in. Next thing I know, I felt kind of a warm explosion. I thought I was just farting but it kept coming and coming. Then, I went to the bathroom and pulled down my pants to find them full of... Well... shit. I almost cried. It was the first time I could remember, and I definitely didn't want to sit in shit all day. So I asked for a pair of pants and just said that I spilled my food on mine (we were eating Chinese).
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Submitted by Aunt Bea (Some City, Some State) on 09.13.14
Step brothers mother died. Went to funeral, decide to stick it out and go to graveside interment. Get massive pain in guts, release a small bit of gas. Step brother frowns. Pain returns, but stronger. Try to maintain composure. hands clamy. Sweat beading (Full Story) Step brothers mother died. Went to funeral, decide to stick it out and go to graveside interment. Get massive pain in guts, release a small bit of gas. Step brother frowns. Pain returns, but stronger. Try to maintain composure. hands clamy. Sweat beading on forehead. Decide to release some pressure as they hit the button to lower casket. Shit myself. Even worse, I was wearing skirt.
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Submitted by Sambo (ur nan , Some State) on 09.14.14
started at 1am, first poo, happened poo after poo, counted.
12 times.
shit myself 12 times.
2 of those were on the way home on train, had to get elp from brother who got funny looks, walking into train toilet with other person shittin loudly there (Full Story) started at 1am, first poo, happened poo after poo, counted.
12 times.
shit myself 12 times.
2 of those were on the way home on train, had to get elp from brother who got funny looks, walking into train toilet with other person shittin loudly there, bad times, sore arse, aka sting ring followed up, the i shit me pants.
0/10 never again
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Submitted by Mano (Southport, AK) on 09.16.14
So I was in Primary school on a grade 6 camp at a horse ranch.
We were on a nature walk on the horses and the night before I had dampa (bread made under the fire place) and drank from the spring.
Turns out the water was not clean and I ended up shitt (Full Story) So I was in Primary school on a grade 6 camp at a horse ranch.
We were on a nature walk on the horses and the night before I had dampa (bread made under the fire place) and drank from the spring.
Turns out the water was not clean and I ended up shitting myself while on horse back. diarrhea all down my jeans and dripping out the bottom.
i was at the front of the line... so everyone saw.
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Submitted by Ninjashiter (Some City, Some State) on 08.17.15
I once pooped my pants on the way to home.. I just felt this horrible urge to poop. And I lost control. At first I panicked because I thought I was dying! So I called my mum. And told her, my mum is ace and didn't shame or laugh at me, she helped me cope w (Full Story) I once pooped my pants on the way to home.. I just felt this horrible urge to poop. And I lost control. At first I panicked because I thought I was dying! So I called my mum. And told her, my mum is ace and didn't shame or laugh at me, she helped me cope with it. Luckily no one has seen me. Thus the nickname. And I managed to get home and wash myself.
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Submitted by Lisa Kudrowski (Country Chair, CO) on 08.07.13
when i was little i took a dump in the corner of the playground and no one ever found out it was me
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Submitted by Elgron (Manchester, Some State) on 10.14.15
A few weeks back I had some kind of stomach sickness. It gave me vomiting and liquid diariah, at first it was either one or the other.Second day I felt really bad when I woke up,I needed to be sick so I ran to the bathroom. I was leaning over the sink heav (Full Story) A few weeks back I had some kind of stomach sickness. It gave me vomiting and liquid diariah, at first it was either one or the other.Second day I felt really bad when I woke up,I needed to be sick so I ran to the bathroom. I was leaning over the sink heaving and vomiting. Then I heaved really hard and a jet of liquid poop just exploded out my ass lots of it. I was barfing and shiting at the same time.The sink was full of vomit and because I had boxers on, the whole bathroom floor was covered in liquid poop, the smell was horrendous, for the next day or two, if I needed to be sick, I sat on the toilet and had a bucket to be sick in.
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Submitted by Anonymous (Some City, TX) on 10.16.14
It was 5th grade after school and I was waiting for my ride home. I had to go bad but I avoided school restrooms like the plague. I fought the battle as long as I could, but eventually my sphincter gave out and I shit myself. I'm pretty sure at least one g (Full Story) It was 5th grade after school and I was waiting for my ride home. I had to go bad but I avoided school restrooms like the plague. I fought the battle as long as I could, but eventually my sphincter gave out and I shit myself. I'm pretty sure at least one girl noticed me but didn't say anything. I spent the ride home in the back seat trying not to get shit everywhere.
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Submitted by Shitty Hunter (Pitt, PA) on 10.23.14
Siting in the woods early am and had to go. Got out of the treestand, went a ways off, pulled down the overalls squatted and went.
Back up i go and not an animal in sight. Day started getting warmer, and still nothing. Then started noticing a rancid sm (Full Story) Siting in the woods early am and had to go. Got out of the treestand, went a ways off, pulled down the overalls squatted and went.
Back up i go and not an animal in sight. Day started getting warmer, and still nothing. Then started noticing a rancid smell coming up through my drawers. Turns out, i didn't clear my overalls and been sitting in my own shit most of the day
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Submitted by Poo poo (Shitville, TX) on 05.27.16
Once opon a shit I shit my shitty shitter.It was a accident I was a sleep and I farted in my dream and in the morning I shit my pajamas.Thats the story of me the shitty shitter of the shittest!
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Submitted by PrincessPoop (San Diego, CA) on 08.26.16
Okay so pretty much I was hanging out with this guy all day while we worked cos his job is very lowkey. Once he's off we go back to my place. I haven't been feeling well for a few days. Constantly having soft serve shits in the morning but this time, ooooo (Full Story) Okay so pretty much I was hanging out with this guy all day while we worked cos his job is very lowkey. Once he's off we go back to my place. I haven't been feeling well for a few days. Constantly having soft serve shits in the morning but this time, oooooh, this time it was soooo bad. I fell asleep around midnight, wake up only a couple hours later and can feel the bubbles. I rihfuse to let loose while he's literally outside of the room(studio) but my body starts fighting me on it. All of a sudden I just feel a release but still super tense cos I'm trying to hold it in, failed but tried. Next thing I notice are all these diarrhea droplets on the floor, thankfully just passing his shoes and socks. Shit all down my leg. Trying to climb out of my panties like I'm playing operation. Mess. I finished on the toilet. Banging my cabinet around as if I actually had to look for something >_< I blame a good friend of mine for always asking me what I'd do if I shit myself- now I actually have to get plastic surgery, change my name, and leave the country. Who shits themselves standing over their own toilet? Meeeee.
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Submitted by To sand and confused (Some city, CA) on 02.11.15
I know why u shit yourself
Some body ripped your back door of the hinges !
Next time I suggest you leave your back door unlocked (Full Story) I know why u shit yourself
Some body ripped your back door of the hinges !
Next time I suggest you leave your back door unlocked
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Submitted by Shameboy (Sandton, Some State) on 06.22.15
My days of excessive drinking have officially ended!!! This passed weekend i was invited to a friends house with my brother for pre-drinks that eventually ended up being a crazy night out down town. We arrived at 5:30pm fully stocked with enough liquor to (Full Story) My days of excessive drinking have officially ended!!! This passed weekend i was invited to a friends house with my brother for pre-drinks that eventually ended up being a crazy night out down town. We arrived at 5:30pm fully stocked with enough liquor to last an entire weekend and being the wildest of the bunch was alive with enthusiasm and the will to tackle any drink that came my way. Six beers down and my mates already knew i was well on my way to a ridiculous series of events. Funny enough i lasted the entire night out without a single problem. When we arrived back home in the early hours of the morning i noticed a significant amount of liquor in the fridge and decide to keep at it till i couldn't drink anymore. four more beers down and i could feel an upset stomach mixing and churning but thought nothing of it. About 20 minutes later things began to go horribly wrong and couldn't resist the urge to head towards the bathroom. I'm in the guest bathroom about to crouch and notice an absence of loo paper so i head to the main bathroom to look for a fresh roll. i get to the main bathroom and notice a second time, still no loo paper! I decide that taking a douche in the main bathroom would be a little rude so my only option was to head back to the guest bathroom.i gave in to the waling of my stomach and just sat on the toilet and listened to the daft music of my belly grumble as i took a dump. Your probably wondering what happened to shitting yourself? Well i was so drunk that i took a dump without wiping or flushing stood up for a moment to put my pants back on walked a few paces shat my pants and passed out face first on the couch. I woke up to laughter and disgust as my mates looked at me in shame i couldn't even speak as i walked in shame to the shower to clean myself up. I showered for 2hrs straight clouded in shame and will probably never drink like a tool ever again.
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Submitted by Queen Doody (muscatine , IA) on 01.14.15
i was at walmart half horned up and acting crazy so i went to the veg dept and got a small cucumber and lifted up my mini and shoved it up my twat no one was around so what the hell. then i shoved another up my ass, i worked the well,and then i got a pain (Full Story) i was at walmart half horned up and acting crazy so i went to the veg dept and got a small cucumber and lifted up my mini and shoved it up my twat no one was around so what the hell. then i shoved another up my ass, i worked the well,and then i got a pain in my gut. Then all of a sudden i pulled the cucumber out of ass and a huge stream of shit came out on the floor and my skirt. i put the cuc down and left
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Submitted by literally hitler (merica, NY) on 07.16.15
woke up. smoked fat bowl. ate every dessert i could possibly find in my freezer. smoke another fat bowl.
rip nasty fart. about 10 minutes later, realized the rich smell was kicking around longer than it should. and my ass felt a little wet.
that pean (Full Story) woke up. smoked fat bowl. ate every dessert i could possibly find in my freezer. smoke another fat bowl.
rip nasty fart. about 10 minutes later, realized the rich smell was kicking around longer than it should. and my ass felt a little wet.
that peanut butter pie will go right through ya.
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Submitted by Tiny bubbles (Vallejo, CA) on 02.11.15
While on vacation in Mexico
I was walking back from casino to hotel
When my stomach felt like a water main pipe burst
I tried to make muscles holding my butt cheeks tight but no good
I first felt like cold then warm feeling on my leg
Then it ha (Full Story) While on vacation in Mexico
I was walking back from casino to hotel
When my stomach felt like a water main pipe burst
I tried to make muscles holding my butt cheeks tight but no good
I first felt like cold then warm feeling on my leg
Then it happen
Soft serve ice cream in my whitey tighties
I tried to walk casual
Butt it was like walking with a dirty wet mop head in my pants
Dripping all over and leaving a
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Submitted by blah (Some City, Some State) on 09.18.15
I'm literally in sitting in my toilet while typing this. So I was on my way from a mall, and suddenly felt the huge urge to poop. I've actually felt it while waiting for the car at the mall but I thought it can wait till home, but sadly my colon couldnt co (Full Story) I'm literally in sitting in my toilet while typing this. So I was on my way from a mall, and suddenly felt the huge urge to poop. I've actually felt it while waiting for the car at the mall but I thought it can wait till home, but sadly my colon couldnt cooperate. 20 mins or so I was holding the urge and when it was just a few more meters from home, I couldnt take it anymore and yeah.. I shat in my pants and had to air-sit bcs I dont want to dirty my mom's car. I still feel gross but well.. shit happens
Im 16 btw
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Submitted by VictorySmush (Atlanta, GA) on 06.03.14
The night before, I had copious amounts of Jaeger and Vodka. Jaeger is to me like prune juice is to your grandma... So I thought I was in the clear when I had completed my shit-a-ton at home. I went to work and felt the ripples of pain in my intestines, th (Full Story) The night before, I had copious amounts of Jaeger and Vodka. Jaeger is to me like prune juice is to your grandma... So I thought I was in the clear when I had completed my shit-a-ton at home. I went to work and felt the ripples of pain in my intestines, thought I needed to let out some gas, you know,, to make space...It was shy of 9:30 am, and I had my own office, so I ripped, but sharded! I was mortified, because how do you walk past cubicles with your dress smeared with shit? I had to buzz m secretary and she retrieved a dress I had in the car which was to go to the dry cleaners. I lied and told her I got my period... then I remote-opened my automobile (My office window faced my parking spot)- While she went out there, I ran to the WC and threw my poopy panties in the garbage and got Lysol from there and sprayed EVERYWHERE... I never shat myself again, but it is a horrid story to last for years to come
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Submitted by GayShitter (Some City, TX) on 07.06.15
So I'd just gone on a date with this guy to this weird Mexican restaurant downtown. We went back to his place and I felt like I had to go, but I just ignored it.
One thing led to another, next thing I knew, we were in bed together and he was fucking my (Full Story) So I'd just gone on a date with this guy to this weird Mexican restaurant downtown. We went back to his place and I felt like I had to go, but I just ignored it.
One thing led to another, next thing I knew, we were in bed together and he was fucking my ass. He pulled out at some point and a little fart came out, but we just laughed it off. He pulled out again and a ton of diarrhea went all over his mattress. It smelled so bad and was turning me on so much. It was everywhere, all over his clean white sheets. I ran into his bathroom, wiped my ass, got the shit off my legs, got dressed, and never called that guy again (then went home and masturbated to the thought of how humiliated I was :-)).
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Submitted by Barack Obama (Washington, DC) on 02.21.16
I took a shit and it looked just like a Toyota Corolla.
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Submitted by Shitty Pants (Long Island, NY) on 07.22.14
I went for a walk with my wife, baby and dog. Over a mile away from the house I realized I had a major storm brewing....major cramping, nausea, sweats. Needless to say the trek back towards the homestead was no fun. I made it all the way to the front ya (Full Story) I went for a walk with my wife, baby and dog. Over a mile away from the house I realized I had a major storm brewing....major cramping, nausea, sweats. Needless to say the trek back towards the homestead was no fun. I made it all the way to the front yard but forget to keep my asshole clenched....I began to unleash the largest, diarrhea bomb in history right then and there. I began to run towards my house as diarrhea came down my legs...I was wearing shorts...wonder if the neighbors saw. I quickly opened the door to the kitchen as shit began to fly out of my shorts leg and all over the floor. I attempted to make it to the bathroom but I forgot the dog outside. Quickly I let her in, stripped naked and rushed to the bathroom. Mind you I had left the largest pile of diarrhea on the floor and next to it my shit covered clothes. There was so much shit in my shorts that it came around the front and covered me all the way to my belly button. I sat down on the toilet and made a mess with my shitty ass. I had nothing left as I had unleashed all of my bowels already and then I then hopped in the shower to wash myself off. When I was done I came out to see my wife's face aghast with her jaw hanging low (I walked as fast as I could to get home to attempt to shit leaving my wife and child behind). I then began the process of cleaning up the most immense shit mess in history...there was a lot. I threw my clothes out and used an entire roll of paper towels just to pick up all of the diarrhea off the kitchen floor. I then used 5 swiffer wet jet pads to clean up the remaining mess. I almost forgot to mention the joy of cleaning the toilet seat of all my shit and having to wash shit down the shower drain as it rinsed off of my body. The best part was realizing my cell phone was in my shit covered shorts which was at the bottom of the garbage bag...under a pile of shit covered paper towels and wet jet pads. I proceeded to retrieve my cell phone and then lay in bed ashamed. That lasted all of 5 minutes. I now am typing this story as I googled "I shit my pants"...I highly recommend some of the youtube videos..they will cheer you up. This story is 100% true.
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Submitted by SloppyShitDildo (Adelaide, SA, Some State) on 09.27.14
I was at a hilltop hoods concert, and me and my friends were all tipsy. All the dancing made me feel really gross, and I diarrhea shit all over the person behind me legs. Then I passed out in shit.
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Submitted by shyboy (fort worth, TX) on 10.16.14
When I was in first grade our class used to sit around a circle in class and discuss new words as a group. I was a shy boy at the time and feared being ostracized for asking to go to the restroom so I would just hold it. One day, I wore my favorite pair of (Full Story) When I was in first grade our class used to sit around a circle in class and discuss new words as a group. I was a shy boy at the time and feared being ostracized for asking to go to the restroom so I would just hold it. One day, I wore my favorite pair of superman underwear and I was feeling invincible. I remember eating a hearty breakfast of sugary cereal and oats that morning, and little did I know that my lactose intolerance and the high fiber of the oatmeal would want to escape later. I sat in class, my stomach gurgling and screaming for relief. I wouldn't give in to its yells. I was far to shy to ask to leave. I could no longer hold it and out comes this viscous atrocity out of my ass. I realized I was doomed. I had to act fast, and to my terror I now had to ask to go to the restroom. I had to step over several people with piping hot shit in steaming in my underwear. I finally made my way through the obstacle of children, and I rushed to flush my underwear down the toilet. It turns out the underwear didn't flush and they just swam in the toilet bowl, covered in shit. I spent the rest of the day with a dirty butt and had lost my favorite pair of underwear.
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Submitted by misaka mikoto (academy city, AK) on 02.10.15
As I was walking to a convenience store, I thought of farting, and it resulted as shit. the bad thing is that I was 4km from home and I had no more for a bus. So I went into a public bathroom and put a handful of paper into my pants and started the painful (Full Story) As I was walking to a convenience store, I thought of farting, and it resulted as shit. the bad thing is that I was 4km from home and I had no more for a bus. So I went into a public bathroom and put a handful of paper into my pants and started the painful journey
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Submitted by Al (Bronx , NY) on 02.15.16
So I went to the gym this morning had a great chest day. Once I was done I got in my car and made a protein shake. Drinking it on the way home I thought I had to fart seeing that I was gassy all day I let it rip... Sure enough Oh no, I done shit myself so (Full Story) So I went to the gym this morning had a great chest day. Once I was done I got in my car and made a protein shake. Drinking it on the way home I thought I had to fart seeing that I was gassy all day I let it rip... Sure enough Oh no, I done shit myself so i pulled into the nearest gas station threw out my boxers and I couldnt help to look at the shit what I saw was black shit probably because I ate a mint oreo cookies ice cream. moral of the story Is if you eat a whole tub of ice cream by yourself next day bring around some fresh undies because, I had to go comando all the way home.
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Submitted by Gary Newman (Some City, Some State) on 07.31.14
Well, I was headed to my desk to work on an update when a horrid funk reached my small intestine and grumbled so loud and hard my chair shook a little. This was an emergency that could not be held. The turd couldnt be stopped it was like my turd was the Pe (Full Story) Well, I was headed to my desk to work on an update when a horrid funk reached my small intestine and grumbled so loud and hard my chair shook a little. This was an emergency that could not be held. The turd couldnt be stopped it was like my turd was the Persians and my intestine was the persians.. It could not hold much longer. I quickly sprang to my feet and waddled so fast I ran into people to not disturb the slaughter of my pants. I was too late, the spartans fell, and the shit started to leak, but not before a loud *POP* along with a silent but deadly *pffftttbllrrbb* I simply could not let any more through. Right before I reached the handle of the now praisable toilet room, it happened. There was about 7 people watching... Following a rectum burp all they heard and smelled was *bbrrrp.. burrrppppffffttblrb* The chunky beef stew ran down my legs and a foul odor had me frozen, I could not move. The carpet had corn stains and nugget chunks all over it by now. I could have sworn I heard a woman gasp, and when she did, she reverted to a stomach hurdle of vomit and swear words.... It finally stopped. Yet I still could not move as the seepage crusted all over my legs, my days of popularity ended in one single moment.
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Submitted by mommas boy (Some City, AK) on 08.07.13
once i pooped in my mommas eyes
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Submitted by oops-2 (Somewhere, Some State) on 04.20.14
Ok so I had a crush on this girl at my school. We were good friends, we hung out a lot, I swear she USED to like me too and I was just about to ask her out. We had been out for some time, it was evening, getting towards night, and I asked her "Can I ask yo (Full Story) Ok so I had a crush on this girl at my school. We were good friends, we hung out a lot, I swear she USED to like me too and I was just about to ask her out. We had been out for some time, it was evening, getting towards night, and I asked her "Can I ask you something?" She said yes, so I moved in closer. It was at this moment when I felt a sudden movement in my stomach. I felt my ass fill with a hard lump. I opened my mouth to speak, and I let rip a tremendous fart, The people in fucking china could hear it, and suddenly, it stopped. My hole was blocked by this shit, sliding out my ass. My face turned boiling red, and it tumbled out my anus, down my trousers and out onto the grass. She looked down at my feet, took one last look at me, retched as if she would throw up, and ran home. That was my experience. fucking horrible. After that I faked sickness from school for like a year, and I could never show my face in front of her again.
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Submitted by mexishits (sydney , Some State) on 09.23.14
once,
i decided it was a brilliant idea to eat mexican and then attend a warehouse rave. at which i imbibed quite a few lovely substances which, when mixed with mexican, did not blend well.
around 2am the cops raided the joint blablabla, everyone leav (Full Story) once,
i decided it was a brilliant idea to eat mexican and then attend a warehouse rave. at which i imbibed quite a few lovely substances which, when mixed with mexican, did not blend well.
around 2am the cops raided the joint blablabla, everyone leaves and i make a hasty exit. the haste of which brings on the stomach churns which leads me to make a polite 'scuse me ladies i must pee in the bushes, dont wait up'
pee? no. i had to drop trow and shite my life away. what came out of me was the most horendous experience.... until i noticed i had shite not only near, but on, a poor passed out fellow raver.
old mate did not wake up but i did get a curious friend asking if i was ok.
i calmly said i had fallen over and would be with her in a second
wiped my ass with a leaf and continued to party on (elsewhere...away from the poor fellow passed out covered in my shit)
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Submitted by Iggy (Los Angeles , CA) on 08.23.16
2months agoon June 1st. 2016 I totally took a shit all over myself in my pants which was a yucky and disgusting filling. Before it happened at the time it I was living with my girlfriend now my ex. I was under a a lot of stress emotional, physical, & finan (Full Story) 2months agoon June 1st. 2016 I totally took a shit all over myself in my pants which was a yucky and disgusting filling. Before it happened at the time it I was living with my girlfriend now my ex. I was under a a lot of stress emotional, physical, & financial stress. Rent was due I went down to my bank to see if a check of a large amount was deposited into my account to cover our rent and I got the new I just was not ready for. The bank teller told me the check was fake and the money was not deposited into my account. At that moment my stomach got sick lucky I did not live to far from our apartment, by the time I got home before I can even open the door I totally took a shit all over myself in my pant. Since my girlfriend and I now my ex. Told each other everything I told about the check my stomach getting sick and me shitting all over myself in pants. When I called her she said I understand, but I can tell she was mad by the tone of her voice when I told her I shit all over myself in my pants. Even though she said I understand it was an accident that you shit all over yourself in your pants that was the most embarrassing, yucky, and disgusting filling when it happened just wanted to tell my story.
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Submitted by poo pants (Pheonix, AR) on 09.04.13
I today was walking in the park after eating a ham sandwich I purchased at a well known chain
when I felt a pain in my stomach I was about 300 yards from the rest room
started to walk and let rip and a really bad smell came out before I could reach the (Full Story) I today was walking in the park after eating a ham sandwich I purchased at a well known chain
when I felt a pain in my stomach I was about 300 yards from the rest room
started to walk and let rip and a really bad smell came out before I could reach the rest room I shit my pants about 20 yards from the rest room and was forced to remove my shorts and leave them in the rest room I am 46 years old and have never had this happen to me before
I will never EVER Eat at S----y as I am sure the ham was off and caused me to defecate my self
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Submitted by ecofaze (London, Some State) on 02.21.16
I was in 1v5 situation then i can hear my anus tearing apart and oh well i kill the 4 guys last guy is infront of me and facing the other way and then my anus explodes because of the mental pressure and i start shitting myself he turns around and kills me (Full Story) I was in 1v5 situation then i can hear my anus tearing apart and oh well i kill the 4 guys last guy is infront of me and facing the other way and then my anus explodes because of the mental pressure and i start shitting myself he turns around and kills me because he heard me i cry.
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Submitted by hole (la , IA) on 07.07.14
My boyfriend came around and it was getting really sexual, he gasped my name out so loud as we were fucking! it was amazing! then he grabbed my arse and demanded he licks my bum hole. As he went down I shat in his mouth. He loved the taste of it so much I (Full Story) My boyfriend came around and it was getting really sexual, he gasped my name out so loud as we were fucking! it was amazing! then he grabbed my arse and demanded he licks my bum hole. As he went down I shat in his mouth. He loved the taste of it so much I hope it happens again. mmm yummmy
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Submitted by shitty fish (anoka, MN) on 11.04.14
while out fishing, on the trip back to shore, i shit myself a lil' bit. got back to shore, jumped in water. shit more. cleaned shit from pants in water
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Submitted by jeff mcbuttershit (dwaj, AZ) on 10.23.15
I was walking to school an i hadn't of used the bathroom that morning and my dad had made me eggs for breakfast which later we found out were rotten.
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Submitted by AmIDying (Tampa, FL) on 07.03.15
When I'm on my period I sometimes have gas..so when I farted 6 times in 3 minutes I didn't think much of it. Then I had this strong urge to shit so I got excited and started unplugging my phone and getting the necessary items that I need to take a shit. I (Full Story) When I'm on my period I sometimes have gas..so when I farted 6 times in 3 minutes I didn't think much of it. Then I had this strong urge to shit so I got excited and started unplugging my phone and getting the necessary items that I need to take a shit. I started farting more but it wasn't air...it was kind of hot. In my mind I was like holy shit I really have to shit lol, that's crazy. As I'm running to the bathroom farting I start panicking. I pulled down my pants to see wtf was going on and there's a bunch of liquid shit just chilling on my liner. (Luckily it didn't get on my underwear or pants...although I'll probably burn them anyway) I just sat on the toilet shitting and stared at the wall thinking...why did I just shit my self? So yea...I'm confused and I needed to vent. Lmaooo. My life is a shitty mess.
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Submitted by Brandyn Henry (Houston, TX) on 09.01.14
I was going from Columbus,OH to Baltimore to take my girlfriend to her cousin that lived there. We both thought it a swell idea to get drunk and high as shit and stumbled around Pennsylvania for awhile. At one point we were at the Shanksville 9/11 memorial (Full Story) I was going from Columbus,OH to Baltimore to take my girlfriend to her cousin that lived there. We both thought it a swell idea to get drunk and high as shit and stumbled around Pennsylvania for awhile. At one point we were at the Shanksville 9/11 memorial and got inside the gift shop or whatever the fuck it was. About an hour later, I dumped my car into a guardrail on I71. Told gf to bail and call someone. She got away. Obviously I couldn't. Had about 10 Maryland state troopers at the scene, and I proceeded to shit myself. One officer smells it, goes "did you shit yourself". I go "yeah", and they make me throw off my pants and boxers into the woods off the road. Now I'm standing there butt fucking naked in the middle of the interstate with a shrunken chode and shitstains all over my ass from drinking all day and the obvious nervousness of the situation and all I can think about is "man, all the cops and people going by think I have a little dick". They called backup to get me a new pair of pants lol. Somehow, I got shit on my shirt, which they missed, and I spent the entire next day in the lobby of the Washington County District Court of Maryland and watched every dreg of society walk in and out of their for the day.Shit yourself? Tell the world your story...
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Submitted by HolyShit (New York, NY) on 09.17.14
Sitting naked in my room watching netflix. Thought I had to fart. Shit on my chair and bed. Didn't notice until 15 minutes later. Thought it was melted chocolate.
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Submitted by the rebel (Some City, AK) on 08.07.13
one time i moved to canada and i pooped on canada
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Submitted by Poopenheimer (worcester, uk, Some State) on 07.18.14
Mistook bowel obstruction pills for aspirin on a majpr hangover. Half hour later my underwear were sprayed with faeces and no small amount of blood. Had to drink so much water to counter dehydration effects
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Submitted by i need diapers (Some City, CA) on 08.24.14
i was at a costplus shoping and then i felt a pain in my butt then i scratch my butt and pulled out POO i screamed and people laughed at me i went to buy some jeans but all they had were diapers so i bought them and went to the bath room to put them on i w (Full Story) i was at a costplus shoping and then i felt a pain in my butt then i scratch my butt and pulled out POO i screamed and people laughed at me i went to buy some jeans but all they had were diapers so i bought them and went to the bath room to put them on i went home imbarast
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Submitted by q (wyoming, MI) on 02.12.15
well one time i went to disney land when i was 5 i went to hug mickey mouse and i sat on his lap as my mom took a picture before she took the picture i shit my pants and i oozed down my leg an on mickey he cussed me out and told us to leave
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Submitted by I shit you not (Some City, Some State) on 04.23.14
I was at my boyfriends house and I needed to use his bathroom because I could feel a big one brewing. So I excused my self and calmly walked outof the room and towards to bathroom, as soon as I us. out of sight I basically sprinted to the toilet while in t (Full Story) I was at my boyfriends house and I needed to use his bathroom because I could feel a big one brewing. So I excused my self and calmly walked outof the room and towards to bathroom, as soon as I us. out of sight I basically sprinted to the toilet while in the process of pullingbmybpants down because I knew that once Igot there I wouldn have any time to stuff around. However before I could grab the door handle I felt a rapid surge of liquid shit fill the back of my panties. It was warm and the consistency was close enought to water that it ran through the satin and down my leg and pooled on the floor of his hall way, just a few feet away from the toilet which was now in sight. Before the surge of shit had finished pouring out of me I was already in a fit of tears because I had no clue how I was going to recover from this socially.
But to my amazement and also to my satisfaction, I heard david (by then boyfriend, now fiance)jump from his chair and sprint to his ensuite bathroom, but before I could hear him open the charicteristically squeeky ensuite door the first thing I heard was him exclaim "Oh My Fucking God No!" It was then that I put my self in the guest shower feelinf less embarassed because I knew that he too had just shit his pants and was surely also about to take a shower. After I got out and dried myself off I donned aguest bath robe and left the bathroom to face the music and see him Iin the living room where I found him also in a bathrobe with a grin on his face. He knew, I knew, we both lost controll of our bowels and now we were standing there in his kitchen losing our heads about the fact that we had both just shit alll over ourselflves. After what felt like 30 minute of painful laughter, david who I had then been dating for 3 years asked "I shit you not, if you dont marry me, I'm going to shit myself again"
Best worst datebive ever had and will never forget it. When people ask us how he popped the question I always tell them the truth because to me it was funniest thing ever to happen to either of us. Thank for reading.
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Submitted by Johnny Lo (Some City, Some State) on 09.03.16
So I'm sitting at the computer playing Naruto eating my left overs from chipotle I felt myself having to fart so I tried to slide it out and it felt super wet so instantly stood up and checked my underwear and there is had it a whole bunch of wet shit in m (Full Story) So I'm sitting at the computer playing Naruto eating my left overs from chipotle I felt myself having to fart so I tried to slide it out and it felt super wet so instantly stood up and checked my underwear and there is had it a whole bunch of wet shit in my boxers I instantly ran to the bathroom wiped my ass and instantly turned the shower on
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Submitted by Bob (Philadelphia, PA) on 04.03.14
I was in second grade at a private elementary school. I came to school one morning not feeling so well. While sitting in class, I kept feeling like I needed to shit, so I kept running to the bathroom. Nothing. So, finally, I felt a turtle head poking o (Full Story) I was in second grade at a private elementary school. I came to school one morning not feeling so well. While sitting in class, I kept feeling like I needed to shit, so I kept running to the bathroom. Nothing. So, finally, I felt a turtle head poking out. It was time. But this time, the teacher, assuming I was goofing off, wouldn't let me go. I held it as long as I could. Soon, I let out this massive fart and the shit just poured out. It came rolling down my pant legs and on to the floor. Everyone was grossed out. I was embarrassed. I was sent home. In the middle of the night, I shit myself again, and didn't know it because I was sound asleep. It was all over the bed and me. The next day, I was home and shit myself two more times. Lost 3 complete outfits, bedding, and at least 4 pair of underwear.
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Submitted by Ur nan (Dankville, HI) on 06.28.15
I shit my self in the cinema and ppl behind me were complaining about the smell and they reported it to staff and they asked me and my friends to stand up and it came gushing out my pants on to the floor so embarrising omgz
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Submitted by Sir Shitalot (london, Some State) on 08.02.15
Was in a pub and my guts were rumbling. Went the bog and dropped my Keck's. Just in time. Shit shot out all over the back of the toilet. It was thick diarrhoea. It kept coming. I swear there was pints of the stuff. I wiped my arse and looked round. It look (Full Story) Was in a pub and my guts were rumbling. Went the bog and dropped my Keck's. Just in time. Shit shot out all over the back of the toilet. It was thick diarrhoea. It kept coming. I swear there was pints of the stuff. I wiped my arse and looked round. It looked like at least 5 people had shit all over the back of the cubicle. I left n went back to the bar. Soon there was a commotion. Next time I went for a piss the cubicle had been cordoned off. My guts were rumbling again and I went in the other cubicle and shit all over that too, but not as bad. I realised I'd been constipated for about 5 days. I have never shit so much before or since, and I can shit like a fucking horse. I am a phantom shitter n this is a true story of the shit I'm most proud of. I bet they had to get specialist cleaners in, the bunch of cunts.
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Submitted by camel (Some City, AK) on 08.07.13
have you ever sat on a camel? No but i once shat on a camel
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Submitted by Barry Shart (Some City, Some State) on 05.27.16
Unfortunately due to reasons of National Security I am duty bound to tell you that questioning if Chuck Norris is a better Actor than Steven "Fat Ponnytail Guy" Seagal will induce a poop similar to those Steve Martin produces from his mouth
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Submitted by flabb (Some City, AK) on 08.07.13
shoot ding dang golly i just pooped in my undies
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Submitted by College blues (some college town, ME) on 03.29.14
I was working on my final project. I had been feeling like crud all day and didn't think much of it. While i was chilling out doing some homework I thought I needed to pass gas. So I did, instead of gas I pooped my pants. I took off running down the dorm h (Full Story) I was working on my final project. I had been feeling like crud all day and didn't think much of it. While i was chilling out doing some homework I thought I needed to pass gas. So I did, instead of gas I pooped my pants. I took off running down the dorm hall and managed to get into a bathroom without anyone seeing me. Underwear made it's way into the shower, luckily my pants weren't too bad so i could wear them back to my room to get new ones.
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Submitted by Saf (London, England, Some State) on 01.07.14
Around about 10 years ago I started a weight gain diet (I was really skinny) and it been going well but it left me with a really bad case of gas. Anyway I had to travel to another town to get to school and the town was an hour away from where I live. I wok (Full Story) Around about 10 years ago I started a weight gain diet (I was really skinny) and it been going well but it left me with a really bad case of gas. Anyway I had to travel to another town to get to school and the town was an hour away from where I live. I woke up on the morning and stuffed myself with 2 bowls of weetabix, a helping of bacon, a few boiled eggs and two large glasses of milk. I got on to the school bus and before I knew it I needed a shit. I barely managed to keep it in and just as I got up off my seat to leave the bus the pressure building up inside my stomach got too much for me and bang! I shit myself. I tried to play it cool infront of the other students in the hope they wouldn't realise but the smell of shit started to circle the bus and at this the point shit was literally sliding out of my boxers and down my legs. Thankfully though the blame wasn't pointed at me. I immediately ran to the nearest handicap toilet and managed to clean my self up. At this point I felt a little shitty (if you pardon the pun) but I was mostly glad that no one had realised what had just happened to me. I opened the toilet door to a crowd of students pissing themselves at me! It turned out that I had left a trail of shit from the bus all the way to the toilet! It was exactly like the scene from the first American pie movie when finch shit himself. All of this happened I shit you not! So the next time one of you shit yourselves and find yourself reading my story, remember what happened to you can't be as shitty as what happened to me!
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Submitted by Old Brownie (Toledo, OH) on 09.06.16
I was enjoying a Northern Michigan vacation but hadn't moved my bowel for four days. I had an extra cup or two of coffee in the morning of my departure and waited a couple hours for the inevitable but it never happened. I headed for home and on a stretch o (Full Story) I was enjoying a Northern Michigan vacation but hadn't moved my bowel for four days. I had an extra cup or two of coffee in the morning of my departure and waited a couple hours for the inevitable but it never happened. I headed for home and on a stretch of the interstate with no restrooms or exit ramps the trouble in my fit started. At Houghton Lake I finally was able to exit and pulled into a crowded KFC. When I parked, my grillers slipped and a stream of slimy look filled my shorts. Iwent into the restaurant restroom to find the commode plugged and filled to the brim with crap. Oh well, O dropped my drawers and exploded again all over the toilet and myself before I could get on the crapper
All over my shorts, short and shoes. After I contributed what was left of my load, I pulled up my stained and stinking cloths and walked out of the putrid potty, out a towel on my vehicle seat, say down and drove three hours home in my own filth.
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Submitted by fuckme (Aberdeen, WA) on 04.21.14
TODAY I WAS SITTING IN ADVISORY AND I THOUGHT I HAD TO FART BUT I SHIT AND NOW THERES A STAIN ON MY JEANS
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Submitted by nastymanfarts (Some City, IN) on 10.09.16
My husband was getting an MRI. I decided to wait in the car. My guts began to bubble and rumble. I tried very hard to compose myself enough to go inside to poo. As I clenched my cheeks and stiffened my legs, I broke out in a cold sweat. I tried to think pe (Full Story) My husband was getting an MRI. I decided to wait in the car. My guts began to bubble and rumble. I tried very hard to compose myself enough to go inside to poo. As I clenched my cheeks and stiffened my legs, I broke out in a cold sweat. I tried to think peaceful thoughts but my body just would not hold back. A small amount of poo was expelled into my pants. There was no turning back. At this point I could NOT go inside to release the demon within my bowels. I continued to hold on for another minute or so until I finally decided to just release. It was such an overwhelming feeling of relief and disgust. My cute little panties now held what felt like 8 to 10 pounds of black bean and corn filled poo. I sat stiff legged a good ten minutes until my husband returned to the car, whose windows were rolled down. He immediately knew something had gone afoul. Thankfully, he helped me clean up once we were home. We are still married, too.
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Submitted by faggothomo45 (Some City, Some State) on 07.27.14
well, one time i was in a hotel and they ran out of pepto bismol, and let me tell you, it was a shit storm in there. the neighbors called the front desk to make sure i was ok.
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Submitted by Alec beisel (orillia, AK) on 10.23.14
So one day i went out on my trampoline, just getting over the flew, i started feeling sick in my stomach but i didnt think about it. i shit up in the air and when i came down i farted but shit camme everywhere out off my underwear! wet and gross, i waddled (Full Story) So one day i went out on my trampoline, just getting over the flew, i started feeling sick in my stomach but i didnt think about it. i shit up in the air and when i came down i farted but shit camme everywhere out off my underwear! wet and gross, i waddled to the bathrrom after that
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Submitted by Dumbnut123 (New york city, NY) on 12.01.15
One time when I was in preschool me and my friend went on a field trip and ate like 10 cotton candies. When we got back go the school it was 12:00. The teacher asked did anybody have to use the bathroom. At that exact moment both of our stomachs started to (Full Story) One time when I was in preschool me and my friend went on a field trip and ate like 10 cotton candies. When we got back go the school it was 12:00. The teacher asked did anybody have to use the bathroom. At that exact moment both of our stomachs started to rumble and we just ran to the bathroom! Our bathroom has more than one stall. Anyway, we both ran in there and exploded at the exact same time! I have never pooped in school since and neither has he. There was pooped everywhere. And when I say everywhere I mean EVERYWHERE. It was on the floor,the wall, and somehow, on the ceiling.
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Submitted by pp poopoo (Some City, AK) on 08.07.13
one time i said a potty word so i cried
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Submitted by Syd (Seattle, WA) on 01.29.14
Whoops! I wasn't sure if I was just expierencing slight period pains, or having diarrhea. I started bleeding just slightly. So I put on a pad and continued with my day. Welp. It was diarrhea. I just randomly shat myself. I had to wipe it off my legs! It wa (Full Story) Whoops! I wasn't sure if I was just expierencing slight period pains, or having diarrhea. I started bleeding just slightly. So I put on a pad and continued with my day. Welp. It was diarrhea. I just randomly shat myself. I had to wipe it off my legs! It was running down. Thank god I was at home!
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Submitted by chachmaster3000 (Toronto, Some State) on 09.17.14
I have no colon therefore my shits are all runny. In fact I cannot fart standing up or I shit myself. Often while laying in bed I get a little too eager to push out a fart and find myself doing the penguin walk to the bathroom and sometimes having to chang (Full Story) I have no colon therefore my shits are all runny. In fact I cannot fart standing up or I shit myself. Often while laying in bed I get a little too eager to push out a fart and find myself doing the penguin walk to the bathroom and sometimes having to change my underwear or pj's. So far I haven't stained my bed *fingers crossed*
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Submitted by Lilly (Some City, VA) on 02.09.15
I'm 19 and had just eaten a chicken wrap from McDonald's. It was a bit spicy and tangy so I figured the feeling I was having was me needing to fart. So, I pushed a bit..but IT WAS ACTUALLY SHIT.
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Submitted by Some Guy (Some City, AZ) on 06.23.15
Woke up with a massive hangover in a friend's house after a massive party.
Felt like shit, had to take one too, once I got up. Didn't make it and it ran all down my legs. I'd gone commando so it wasn't great. Took off my sweats, but I had no other c (Full Story) Woke up with a massive hangover in a friend's house after a massive party.
Felt like shit, had to take one too, once I got up. Didn't make it and it ran all down my legs. I'd gone commando so it wasn't great. Took off my sweats, but I had no other change of clothes. Noticed one of my buds passed out - we have the same track uniform. His was around his ankles. Just sorta slid his off and replaced them with the shit ones. Had to toss his boxers behind a couch to make it look legit.
He woke up 40 minutes later, and his natural reflex was to pull them up... MY buds still rag on him for shitting himself. Only I know the truth, but I don't want to tell him because I don't want to experience whatever revenge he'd have planned...
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Submitted by Tony (Key west , FL) on 06.24.14
So this guy I am getting very serious with for the past 6 months or more, invited me to join him on a 3 day two night little getaway in key west. On the 4 hour drive I began to feel very nauseous and queezy and I told him I wasn't feeling well, we finally (Full Story) So this guy I am getting very serious with for the past 6 months or more, invited me to join him on a 3 day two night little getaway in key west. On the 4 hour drive I began to feel very nauseous and queezy and I told him I wasn't feeling well, we finally made it to key west and checked into our hotel suite at this nice little resort. Throughout the day, I had been going to he restroom but nothing was coming out really. Well, that all changed the first night we were in bed , both of us went to bed/sleep around 2am, then at approximately 4am/ I woke up in shock! And I was vocal and loud as if someone had broken into the room.... I chanted : "something is wrong, something's is wrong! The back of these underwear I have on are wet!"
I guess in my half-sleep brain it must've been something wrong with the underwear themselves. Being the super sweet and helpful guy that he is, he felt the back of my underwear too... To see what I was talking about. I got up out the bed, turned on the light, and there it was, a big fat all liquid diarrhea stain on the bed (white sheets) :::cringe:::
My heart stops beating for two fractions of a second! As I utter: "oh my gosh, is that shit!? I shitted!?"
As he rushes to the bathroom sink to wash his hands I jet to the bathroom to shower in shame and disbelief! When I got out if the shower, he had already been busy cleaning the shit spot on the bed with Lysol and cover it with clean towels.... I stood in pure shock with my hands over my mouth like I had seen a ghost... As he says to me : "darling when your sick, your just sick!, it's ok, get back in the bed!"
But if course I couldn't! The shame, the shock, the shit! I couldn't wrap my head around it and in seconds I retreated to the bathroom where I spent hours sitting on the toilette talking to my close friend about this on the phone for a bit and she said "do u feel like leaving?" To which I replied: "more than you know! I want to cover my face and disappear forever". She then entertained the idea of coming to pick me up I told her "it's a four hour drive I don't know I will let you know" ... After speaking with her I found his website and began reading through testimonials as I sat
On the toilette... Then I wrote this. All just minutes after it had occurred. This is as live as the story gets ppl! I am literally still on the toilette not sure what to do. And how I can be around him for the rest of this trip.
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Submitted by Niall Johnstone (Dunoon, AK) on 09.12.15
I was in my local bar a few years back, playing pool and sinking a few cold beers with my buddy's, when I tried to let out a sly fart, only to feel that warm and wet feeling in my underwear and not in a good way. I moved steadily as possible to the toile (Full Story) I was in my local bar a few years back, playing pool and sinking a few cold beers with my buddy's, when I tried to let out a sly fart, only to feel that warm and wet feeling in my underwear and not in a good way. I moved steadily as possible to the toilets where I hastily removed my undergarments and put them in the cistern of the toilets. Job done just use a sock to clean up down below and Job is a good Un! Back at the pool table with my buddy's about half an hour or so later, the barmaid comes out holding my soiled underware shouting "who's the dirty bastard putting their shitty pants in the cistern ".:$
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Submitted by Willy (Fayetteville , AR) on 04.15.15
Okay so first of all if you are thinking "typical country bumpkin from Arkansas shat himself for fun bull shit" fuck you. Im not some hillbilly imbred that fucks my sister but anyway on to the story, the past two days I have been feeling rather sickly. As (Full Story) Okay so first of all if you are thinking "typical country bumpkin from Arkansas shat himself for fun bull shit" fuck you. Im not some hillbilly imbred that fucks my sister but anyway on to the story, the past two days I have been feeling rather sickly. As I am walking into my girlfriends house I feel a fart coming on so I think might as well do it outside before I get into the house so I don't have to later.. Well big mistake that seemingly innocent "fart" that I deemed safe definitely was not and boy is it a wet one.. I didn't know what to do so I acted like my mom was calling me and talked to myself on the phone pretending like she was yelling at me. I put down my phone as I would be ending the call if she had actually called me and said I had to go because I'm being grounded and don't know why. I thought it was a pretty genius idea infact because I got out of this hot mess of a situation.
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Submitted by Winston (worcester, uk, Some State) on 06.01.14
I go shooting regularly with my shooting club. We hunt pheasants and such. One day I was out on a long hunt that took us some distance from the clubhouse. I normally get quite excited when shooting and I am prone to gastrointestinal disturbances when exci (Full Story) I go shooting regularly with my shooting club. We hunt pheasants and such. One day I was out on a long hunt that took us some distance from the clubhouse. I normally get quite excited when shooting and I am prone to gastrointestinal disturbances when excited. Well as I took aim at a bird that flew up I knew I was pretty much going to shit right there and then. It was exactly like a shotgun blow. It came out loud, hot and violently...and spread out as it left the sphincter. I missed the bird too.
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Submitted by Bubba Farts (Boston, MA) on 05.21.15
I was splitting wood one day and my boss told me we had to go get another ax from the garage. I was rummaging around in the garage when it hit me like a train. I had to shit and I had to shit NOW!I dropped my pants and let loose, all over the floor, just a (Full Story) I was splitting wood one day and my boss told me we had to go get another ax from the garage. I was rummaging around in the garage when it hit me like a train. I had to shit and I had to shit NOW!I dropped my pants and let loose, all over the floor, just as he walked in...
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Submitted by Caca Caliente (San Juan, PA) on 07.30.15
So this afternoon I went to the car dealership to get my oil and filter changed, as well as an inspection.
Since these things tend to take their time (especially in Puerto Rico), I ended up getting hungry, and left the dealership on foot to go to the ne (Full Story) So this afternoon I went to the car dealership to get my oil and filter changed, as well as an inspection.
Since these things tend to take their time (especially in Puerto Rico), I ended up getting hungry, and left the dealership on foot to go to the nearest eating establishment, Panda Express. Which was all the way at the opposite end of the avenue, about a mile down.
I got the Teryaki Chicken (which is grilled), fried rice with vegetables, and steamed vegetables. In reality, it's the healthiest thing that one could get at a Panda Express. And it's not like I've never eaten Chinese before.
So after quickly eating, I commence my walk back to the dealership. I was talking with my girlfriend about serious stuff on the cell phone while walking. I felt especially sweaty at the moment, but it was hot as an oven, summer in Puerto Rico, so nothing unusual.
All of the sudden, about three blocks away from the dealership. I just feel a disgusting two squirts of liquid just pour out of my anus. It was so unexpected that I wasn't sure what had happened, but I quickly told my girlfriend "I'll call you back in a bit", and hung up.
I was so shocked that I had to put my finger on the backside of my pants to do the "touch test". Not that I couldn't feel the shitty liquid running down my leg, anyway. Yes..... I had definitely shat myself.
Luckily the car dealership was set up with the offices where one pays and talks with the clerk on the perimeter of the building, and there was a door with direct access from the parking lot to the office where my car's keys were. The attendee was not in the office, so I hocked my keys from the desk, opened the trunk of my car, and snatched my "emergency bag", which has some tools, water, clothing, a belt, etc. I managed to slide thru the main door of the dealership and into the bathroom without anyone really seeing me, and I changed. I had to wipe down my entire lower body, but I was still rank. I rolled up my jeans, put the into the emergency bag, washed my hands, and proceeded to finish my transactions at the dealership.
I'm so lucky that severe embarrassment was avoided!
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Submitted by NICKTHEPM (Nashville, TN) on 07.13.14
I am sitting in my Sr. Leaderships office. I tell a stupid joke that he did not get, so I panic and basically tell him that I shit on myself on a regular basis. I am pretty sure my promotion is in the shitter now!
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Submitted by Lana (Some City, NH) on 01.01.16
So my boyfriend and I did a cross country road trip from NH-CA. It was great until the morning of our last stretch of driving. We were seeing the Grand Canyon that morning but my boyfriend couldn't bear to stay for longer than 20 minutes because he was fee (Full Story) So my boyfriend and I did a cross country road trip from NH-CA. It was great until the morning of our last stretch of driving. We were seeing the Grand Canyon that morning but my boyfriend couldn't bear to stay for longer than 20 minutes because he was feeling so sick with nonstop diarrhea. We think it was food poisoning. The drive was rough and when we arrived at our destination we went to bed (in his sisters single bed) I woke up to my boyfriend standing over me saying "I shit the bed". Lolol. Not only did he shit the bed, but he also had a wet dream. He jizzed and shit his pants sleeping next to his girlfriend in his sisters bed. Poor guy.
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Submitted by sara (Some City, Some State) on 08.02.15
just got out a pub and chugged half my spicy drink, ran to the bus but realised something felt off with my stomach. and so i ran out the station in search of a washroom and found one on my third try but alas it was too late because as i walked up the stair (Full Story) just got out a pub and chugged half my spicy drink, ran to the bus but realised something felt off with my stomach. and so i ran out the station in search of a washroom and found one on my third try but alas it was too late because as i walked up the stairs to go to the washroom, i couldn't hold it any longer and shat on the floor IN FRONT OF THEIR CAMERA. so i ran to washroom that was a few steps away, cleaned up and ran out and tried to clean the floor. safe to say i was embarrased as all hell on my way home and had to sneak out of the pizza place. never going back there again.
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Submitted by Crazycuud (Europe, Some State) on 05.08.16
i really needed to poop but not able to remember waring diapers i thought whats it like to just shit when everyou want in your pants? so i descided i would stay where i was (on the sofer) and just let rip. it felt so relifeing an is much beter than poopin (Full Story) i really needed to poop but not able to remember waring diapers i thought whats it like to just shit when everyou want in your pants? so i descided i would stay where i was (on the sofer) and just let rip. it felt so relifeing an is much beter than poopin on the toilet from then on i hve taken many opotunitys to poop myself and it allways feels better. i would hghly recomend trying to shit in your underware if you havent all ready it is so relaxing and invigarating the only down side (and why i dont allways poop myself is the clean up:/ :)
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Submitted by I shit you not (Some City, Some State) on 04.23.14
I was at my boyfriends house and I needed to use his bathroom because I could feel a big one brewing. So I excused my self and calmly walked outof the room and towards to bathroom, as soon as I us. out of sight I basically sprinted to the toilet while in t (Full Story) I was at my boyfriends house and I needed to use his bathroom because I could feel a big one brewing. So I excused my self and calmly walked outof the room and towards to bathroom, as soon as I us. out of sight I basically sprinted to the toilet while in the process of pullingbmybpants down because I knew that once Igot there I wouldn have any time to stuff around. However before I could grab the door handle I felt a rapid surge of liquid shit fill the back of my panties. It was warm and the consistency was close enought to water that it ran through the satin and down my leg and pooled on the floor of his hall way, just a few feet away from the toilet which was now in sight. Before the surge of shit had finished pouring out of me I was already in a fit of tears because I had no clue how I was going to recover from this socially.
But to my amazement and also to my satisfaction, I heard david (by then boyfriend, now fiance)jump from his chair and sprint to his ensuite bathroom, but before I could hear him open the charicteristically squeeky ensuite door the first thing I heard was him exclaim "Oh My Fucking God No!" It was then that I put my self in the guest shower feelinf less embarassed because I knew that he too had just shit his pants and was surely also about to take a shower. After I got out and dried myself off I donned aguest bath robe and left the bathroom to face the music and see him Iin the living room where I found him also in a bathrobe with a grin on his face. He knew, I knew, we both lost controll of our bowels and now we were standing there in his kitchen losing our heads about the fact that we had both just shit alll over ourselflves. After what felt like 30 minute of painful laughter, david who I had then been dating for 3 years asked "I shit you not, if you dont marry me, I'm going to shit myself again"
Best worst datebive ever had and will never forget it. When people ask us how he popped the question I always tell them the truth because to me it was funniest thing ever to happen to either of us. Thank for reading.
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Submitted by Trotski (Birmingham, UK, AL) on 02.07.16
There I was, crouched in the living room and deciding on the order of my video games cases should be displayed on the shelf. When I tiny trump beckoned. Oh dear that didn't feel right. I know.. How can I check? Why the finger poke test of course!.
I slide (Full Story) There I was, crouched in the living room and deciding on the order of my video games cases should be displayed on the shelf. When I tiny trump beckoned. Oh dear that didn't feel right. I know.. How can I check? Why the finger poke test of course!.
I slide a test finger gingerly around the crusty donut..about to gently poke to see for signs of wetness. What's that..oh.. Oh ...oh no...finger dislodges a wet clump of soggy satans sausage ...and to avoid soiling the living room carpet I catch the surprisingly large bum biscuit that nearly escaped like it was breaking for the border. So there I was... Steaming shit in one wet and now brown hand.... Halo 5 in the other. I'll never be able to look Masterchief in the visor again...
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Submitted by NotRyanJarman (Whatever, GA) on 01.02.14
Today I have had a bad day. A lot of things have been stressing me out and I have been getting progressively more agitated as the day goes on. My anger management advisor suggested I vent my frustrations somewhere, and this seems like a relevant place cons (Full Story) Today I have had a bad day. A lot of things have been stressing me out and I have been getting progressively more agitated as the day goes on. My anger management advisor suggested I vent my frustrations somewhere, and this seems like a relevant place considering the most recent of today's events.
Firstly, today, I have lots of coursework to do. Coursework really pisses me off. I haven't actually done any, but the thought of it pisses me off. Then, to make matters worse, my Dad made me have a shower. I wanted to sit in my own ball sweat all day long and rot away, I didn't want to have a shower ( joke's on him though because I put my pyjama shorts back on straight after anyway). And my dog Ross won't leave me alone. He's at my heel all day. He's so needy and doesn't understand that if I don't get my own space, I'll get really, really fucking butt-hurt.
After all these anger-inducing events, I decided to relax and play some Gran Turismo 6. I just got a really nice Dodge Viper and have it maxed out with every performance upgrade. There was only one problem. It can't drive it. It's too powerful.
I'm just sitting there, trying over and over again to get a clean lap around Nurburgring Nordschleife, but can't fucking get past the first few turns due to spinning out. It's not like me to quit at a racing game, so I fiddled with the car's settings and tried again and again, but with no success. At this point I am extremely frustrated. My agitated mood is making me even worse at driving. And what's more, my stupid dog keeps barking at me every time I shout at my television. It barks and looks at me judgementally, and I don't like it.
Anyway, after several hours of trying, I finally start making progress. I have nearly done a whole clean lap of the mighty Nurburgring. I am near the end of the 14.2 mile course, and I am feeling extremely tense. I hardly dare touch the over-sensitive throttle. Even Ross is sitting stock still at my foot, as if he feels the tension as well. Just one distraction could ruin everything now. And then it happens: that one distraction. It was Ross' dribble. A warm gooey ooze falls from Ross' open mouth and lands on my bare foot. I yelp and the Dodge Viper spins out of control, just as I approach the last straight. I immediately scream so hard I am sick in my mouth a bit. I throw my controller at the wall as it shatters into several pieces. I am raging so hard, my veins must be stuck out like drain pipes. And then the shit-storm happens. I am straining so hard that I shit, hard. Ross' tail wags with delight as he stares up at me, clearly enjoying all the commotion.
I stand there with tears in my eyes - no doubt expelled from the sheer pressure of straining. My room was a mess. Poo drips down my leg and begins to soak into the carpet. Ross' tail wagging slows as he senses the dire atmosphere. My Dad appears in the doorway, looks me up and down and says: "you had better have another shower, son."
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Submitted by Big Ant Dawg (Some City, Some State) on 02.09.15
I coughed and a shit came out! Thankfully I was at home and no one else knows, until now! Laundry is planned right after this shower!
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Submitted by doingwork (canada, AK) on 07.09.15
one time i was driving back from camp in alberta, close to 1200km. it was around 3 in the morning and I had been driving all night drinking multiple red bulls to stay awake, and was pretty ramped up listening to techno doing rails of blow. well, anyways, i (Full Story) one time i was driving back from camp in alberta, close to 1200km. it was around 3 in the morning and I had been driving all night drinking multiple red bulls to stay awake, and was pretty ramped up listening to techno doing rails of blow. well, anyways, i ended up getting these intese stomach painds around valemont BC, so i kind of let them chill and didnt do anything, and forgot about them. Now im coming into valemont and i pull into the gas station to fill up, and decided i might try and take a shit. So i get the key, go around back and head into the bathroom. Fucking no word of a lie, theres a crack head inside the bathroom shooting up god knows what into his mother fucking neck !!!!!!! i turned absolutley faded i felt like i was going to pass out seeing that shit up close is sooooooooo fucked, at this, precise moment those stomach painds came back like a bunch of indians running down the hill side screaming, i ran back to my truck on the opposite side of the gas station, squatted and took the biggest gnarliest diarrea shit i have ever taken in my life. I mis judged the trucks height i was driving, and the gas station buddy saw everything, i had to scuffle over the free fucking paper towel to wipe ur windows down and wiped my ass so embarassed as this dude just fucking watched me. my hands are covered in shit , i smell like shit, my ass is not fully cleaned, i go back over to the bathroom and the crack head is gone, so i proceed to go the sink.. fucking blood everywere !!! i head back out swearing as i rip my shirt off, wipe my ass and hands as best as possible , throw the shirt and key into the bloody crackden of a bathroom, hop in my truck and proceed 160km an hour out of fucking valemont till i see the nearest restop, jump out, grab some water out of my case in the back and purge my asshole like a beday, and wash my hands. I had sanaziter too luckily, worst fucking shit of my life!!!!
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Submitted by Nick Riviera (San Francisco, CA) on 07.13.15
As a die hard gay liberal, I'll have sex anywhere. Once I encountered a hobo living in a dumpster behind the restaurant I worked in. I was performing oral sex on him and he let loose with a huge blast of liquid shit in the middle of his orgasm. I got so (Full Story) As a die hard gay liberal, I'll have sex anywhere. Once I encountered a hobo living in a dumpster behind the restaurant I worked in. I was performing oral sex on him and he let loose with a huge blast of liquid shit in the middle of his orgasm. I got so turned on, I also came. Must have been the garbage he was eating.
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Submitted by jango (Lincoln, NE) on 09.21.14
So, I was in 3rd grade, out at recess, when I felt my stomach starting to bubble. I sat down in the grass, claiming I was tired. I wasn't. I could feel the shit building up, when, suddenly, the recess bell rang, and all my friends began making their way ba (Full Story) So, I was in 3rd grade, out at recess, when I felt my stomach starting to bubble. I sat down in the grass, claiming I was tired. I wasn't. I could feel the shit building up, when, suddenly, the recess bell rang, and all my friends began making their way back to their respective teachers, so they could go back to their classes. I panicked, not knowing what I should do. There was no one around that I could use to transmit a message to the teachers (we had a really big playground) Anyway, I figured that it couldn't be too bad, so I got up. Oh my god I was so wrong. I felt the shit release out of my bowels, not too unlike when a floodgate releases all the water it's holding back. It dripped down my legs and onto my shoes. I waddled to the teachers, and when all the other children reeled back in horror, I claimed I "stepped in something nasty." I was given a gross pair of used school clothes to change into, and was sent home, missing the rest of the school day.
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Submitted by panties (phila, PA) on 07.02.15
i love to shit myself on purpose. i also like scat games. i,m not opposed to having a mouthful of shit at any time. dont care if its mine or someone elss. love eating shit while jerking off.also love wearing womans underwear to shit in.
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Submitted by Pfffft (Some City, Some State) on 09.16.15
I went to grab my drink and grabbed a cup full of pickle juice which my sister put there to prank me with. So I googled what would happened and it said "diarrhea". I ignored it. A minute ago I sharted myself. HAPPY FREAKING BBIRTHDAY ME
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Submitted by Dripping Brown (Kansas City, MO) on 02.07.16
I was on my way to a nearby mall just shortly after having dinner at home. I was about halfway there when my tummy rumbled and I got a hard cramp. It passed quickly and I was thinking I could make it to the mall when another cramp hit me. I had to go right (Full Story) I was on my way to a nearby mall just shortly after having dinner at home. I was about halfway there when my tummy rumbled and I got a hard cramp. It passed quickly and I was thinking I could make it to the mall when another cramp hit me. I had to go right in front of my work and since I have a key I thought I'd just stop there and relieve the pressure. By the time I got the gate and door unlocked and made it to the women's bathroom, because it's closer than the men's, I thought I was going to die.
I got in a stall in the women's room and frantically trying to drop my drawers. I got them down but when I started to sit down on the stool my ass just exploded in a fountain of projectile diarrhea. I blew shit all over the toilet seat and the wall. It splashed off the back wall and on to the side walls. A lot of it dribbled down and landed on my pants and underwear. I even found shit stains on the legs or my pants. I cleaned myself up as best as I could but I left the shit spatter in the women's room. That was the big topic of discussion at work the next day. Thankfully they don't have security cameras anywhere on the property!
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Submitted by sonic the hedgehog (asdasdf, AL) on 06.24.15
one time i shit myself while i was anally masturbating. u had my sisters brush handle up my rectum then i was masturbating watching porn because i heard it was more intense if you had something up your ass then when i pulled it out a ton of diarrhea came o (Full Story) one time i shit myself while i was anally masturbating. u had my sisters brush handle up my rectum then i was masturbating watching porn because i heard it was more intense if you had something up your ass then when i pulled it out a ton of diarrhea came out at least 3 full cups and my blanket was soaked with stinky shit diarrhea and i slept on only half my bed for the rest of the night.
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Submitted by Pepe (Some City, Some State) on 07.08.15
I woke up in the morning feeling refresh and brand new. Little hungry for some breakfast, so instead a bowl of cereal. I ate a red apple and went outside for some fresh air. I came back in the house because i was getting hella hot from the blazing sun. Aft (Full Story) I woke up in the morning feeling refresh and brand new. Little hungry for some breakfast, so instead a bowl of cereal. I ate a red apple and went outside for some fresh air. I came back in the house because i was getting hella hot from the blazing sun. After i finish eating my apple, i went in the Dining room and sat down to study some math. In a minute or so, i felt like i had to fart. I let it out but instead of a normal release. My ass cheek started to beat box and got hella warm after. I knew i just fvked up. I didnt care about what happen to my pants because i can clean myself up with no problem. My issue was that I fvked up my parents luxury dining chair. When i got up cautiously and looked down in the chair. I seen a streak of yellow tardar sauce on the seat. Long story short, REST IN PEACE to my boxers. But more importantly imma get my ass whip when my parents get home... Lol.
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Submitted by McSharty (Some City, Some State) on 09.17.15
So my boyfriend and I just finished having sex on the couch in the living room. I get up and try to let out what I think is just an innocent fart. Turns out it was a completely liquid shart. Since I was naked there was nothing to catch the liquid poo which (Full Story) So my boyfriend and I just finished having sex on the couch in the living room. I get up and try to let out what I think is just an innocent fart. Turns out it was a completely liquid shart. Since I was naked there was nothing to catch the liquid poo which ran down my leg and onto the carpet. Luckily my boyfriend didn't see, but I had to tell him I shart on the floor. He took it pretty well and laughed about it.
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Submitted by Bedboy (Bloomsburg, PA) on 02.20.16
After drinking copious amounts of a strange sugar loaded jingle juice I went to bed. Woke up this morning with an upset stomach. Thought I had to fart, but no. I took a shit in my own goddamn bed, 10 steps away from my toilet.
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Submitted by Underground (London, Some State) on 06.13.15
Coming of a tube train in Moorgate, London. Usually teeming with office workers in the day, thankfully nearly deserted at night. Suddenly realized I needed to shit straight away. Ran out of station in a panic looking for a venue. There was none. It was eit (Full Story) Coming of a tube train in Moorgate, London. Usually teeming with office workers in the day, thankfully nearly deserted at night. Suddenly realized I needed to shit straight away. Ran out of station in a panic looking for a venue. There was none. It was either shit in my boxers and jeans or pull them down and shit right there in the street. I did both. Didn't quite manage to avoid soiling my jeans and leaving shit everywhere inside them - enough to have a big noticeable brown stain on the back.
Did manage to shit openly in the street, just squatting in a door way casually as a few passers by across the street left the station but the didn't seem to clock me.
I then found a more hidden place in a pub garden that was closed (would have been brimming with City workings in working hours who would have seen me pulling down my jeans and shitting in the street)and attemped to 'clean up'. Was no good. I went in to the station looking to make my way by train, but realized I had spattered myself way to much, that coupled with the big brown patch in my jeans that had a couple of girls noticing and I decided to walk a mile through back alleys and relative seclusion till I got to a disabled toilet at kings cross station where I properly cleaned up as best I could.
I had to put the jeans on wet, and the get on a train 30 miles north to my home town.
I don't believe I was caught shitting out in the street, openly and in plain view. And in London a lot of people don't notice you. I know a few did. But I am so glad it was only a few people, so that I can laugh about it now.
Had it been the same time on a working day rather than a Saturday night, I would have been shitting my pants in the financial district and hundreds more people would have seen this guy walking around with shit caked all over his jeans and a big, brown patch around his arse, who's obviously shit himself.
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Submitted by Dermit (Dublin, Some State) on 01.23.15
Me and a few mates went on a binge drinking weekend to Dublin, this was my first experience of the commonly known stout, Guinness. As well as drinking Guinness I also decided to overflow my body with salted peanuts, however this is where the story begins, (Full Story) Me and a few mates went on a binge drinking weekend to Dublin, this was my first experience of the commonly known stout, Guinness. As well as drinking Guinness I also decided to overflow my body with salted peanuts, however this is where the story begins, as the only single member of my lad group I decided to try and chat up some girls, this lead to me successfully taking a girl back to my hotel room, without harassing her, anyway long story short we ended up in the 69 position and in this moment I excreted my bowls all over this poor girls face, the consistency being a rather peanuty and Guinness one, not only this it smelt like a brewery and not a nice one. To make matters worse with my embarrassment I ran out of the hotel leaving a poor shitty girl in my room.
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Submitted by BearTurd (nyc, NY) on 02.16.14
I'm a big fan of getting hammered drunk which leads to any number of medical consequences, not the least of which is the occasional self-crapulation. One night after some hard drinking, a friend dropped my off at my parents' house where I was staying whil (Full Story) I'm a big fan of getting hammered drunk which leads to any number of medical consequences, not the least of which is the occasional self-crapulation. One night after some hard drinking, a friend dropped my off at my parents' house where I was staying while home for the holidays. I could feel the monster growing in my stomach for some time but was confined to the car and unable to emancipate the beast. When we finally made it to my driveway, it was obvious that I wasn't going to be able to make it up two flights of stairs to a proper facility and as such , I squatted and birthed something akin to Heather Mills' leg in the bushes next to our house. I was relieved and oddly satisfied with myself. Like Lincoln, I freed something brown. The next day my dad woke me up to go out side and "Check out the huge bear turd" he found. It wasn't a bear, dad. It was me. I did that.
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Submitted by questionfrfr (Chicago, IL) on 09.06.14
So I was having a normal day until I snarted, sneezed and farted..The shit ran down my leg and I realized I shitted myself..nasty..I dont know why or how this happened
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Submitted by shorty (Some City, Some State) on 08.08.15
About 30 minutes before my shift ended at work I was struck by the worst bout of explosive diahrea I've ever encountered, I literaly checked the toilet bowel to make sure I had'nt cracked it. I felt completely fine afterwards so jumped in my car and headed (Full Story) About 30 minutes before my shift ended at work I was struck by the worst bout of explosive diahrea I've ever encountered, I literaly checked the toilet bowel to make sure I had'nt cracked it. I felt completely fine afterwards so jumped in my car and headed home after work. About halfway home I felt my stomache cramping up again and sped up trying to make the next off ramp to find a restroom to use. And of course, like in my worst nightmare, a state police trooper pulls in behind me with his lights flashing. As I'm pulling over to the side of the road I'm clamping my butt cheaks together so tight I could crush a diamond. I could feel the impending bowel explosion building, my first thought was to jump out the door, drop my drawers and let er rip but as I watched the cop approaching in the rear view mirror decided maybe not. Then, about the time he reached my door all hell broke loose. It felt like the cap blowing off of a fire hydrant with me sitting on top of it. For a brief moment, the embarassement of shitting myself seemed like nothing due to the extreme relief I felt. But a very brief moment it was, because as soon as the trooper stuck his face in my window he literaly stepped back and pucked all over himself.
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Submitted by lilBumBum (Philly, Some State) on 09.16.15
So i was done with my shift and I went to the locker room to sit down for a while. My tummy was bubbling earlier that day but at this point i forgot. i was sitting and feel what i though was a small fart coming out. So i slightly pushed it out and WHAM!!LI (Full Story) So i was done with my shift and I went to the locker room to sit down for a while. My tummy was bubbling earlier that day but at this point i forgot. i was sitting and feel what i though was a small fart coming out. So i slightly pushed it out and WHAM!!LIQUID Diarrhea! I jumped up and waddled to the restroom. Thank the lawrd i always keep wipes in my bag. Luckily it didnt get on my pants but it did manage to smear on the front of my underwear! I dont even know how that happened! Moral of the story...Dont Push it!!!
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Submitted by Pibman_jr (Fort Wayne, IN) on 01.10.15
My friends and I had planned on going to a concert, beforehand we hung out for a little while. We decided to go to a local pizzeria, where I ate a pretty heavy calzone. After finishing our meals, we went on our way to the show. As we pull in, the shittiest (Full Story) My friends and I had planned on going to a concert, beforehand we hung out for a little while. We decided to go to a local pizzeria, where I ate a pretty heavy calzone. After finishing our meals, we went on our way to the show. As we pull in, the shittiest thing happens.. I sharted. So, here I am, siting in the car IN MY SHIT waiting for the concert to be over. SHIT.
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Submitted by PooperScooper (Some City, NJ) on 02.15.14
It was a sunny day when me and my girlfriend went to hang out at my place. We ate some leftover tuna. I didn't check the expiration date. It was about 3 months old. She only ate a little bit but I ate 2 cans. A half hour later my stomach started to hurt. M (Full Story) It was a sunny day when me and my girlfriend went to hang out at my place. We ate some leftover tuna. I didn't check the expiration date. It was about 3 months old. She only ate a little bit but I ate 2 cans. A half hour later my stomach started to hurt. My toilet was backed up so I couldn't shit there. So I took paper cup and did diarrhea in it. I didn't know what to do so I left it on my counter. I went in search of a garbage bag when I suddenly heard my girlfriend yell, "what the f***?!" I ran by her and saw that she tried to eat a spoonful of my shit. She apparently thought it was fudge dessert. That's the last time I ever shit in a cup...
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Submitted by oz (Some City, Some State) on 04.02.14
I'd been farting while I have a fever and an infection then after the third day of it I farted watery shit that wouldnt stop. luckily i was wearing a pad to make it easier to clean but im worried about it happening again.
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Submitted by Scott (London, SC) on 05.16.15
Driving home and couldnt get to the loo in time
Shit all oozed in my pants (Full Story) Driving home and couldnt get to the loo in time
Shit all oozed in my pants
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Submitted by LittleShit (Some City, Some State) on 10.06.14
I have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) that results in a very unstable stomach. Mostly very watery poop.
I worked as a tennis coach and in the middle of my training, I feel that I need to fart, and so I did. And whoop, there it is. A lot of shit in my pa (Full Story) I have IBS (irritable bowel syndrome) that results in a very unstable stomach. Mostly very watery poop.
I worked as a tennis coach and in the middle of my training, I feel that I need to fart, and so I did. And whoop, there it is. A lot of shit in my pants. Had to leave my students to clean myself up on the toilet. Then I come back to the court. And my bowel is still not to trust. So I have to call for another coach and ask if he can take over the rest of my trainings that day.
I called and said as it was. I have shit myself and need someone to take care of my students for the rest of the training. Probably the most embarrassing call I have ever made.
Shit happens!
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Submitted by walhelaw (matton, IL) on 01.21.15
I was in first grade class and had to go bad but was shy and didnt know how to ask to go to bathroom so I shit my pants.Teacher sent me home and as I walked 5 blocks I thought my mom would be understanding.Instead I got a spanking and a clean up and scoldi (Full Story) I was in first grade class and had to go bad but was shy and didnt know how to ask to go to bathroom so I shit my pants.Teacher sent me home and as I walked 5 blocks I thought my mom would be understanding.Instead I got a spanking and a clean up and scolding and sent back to school.Bad day as a first grader.
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Submitted by Abarros (Knowhereville, AK) on 07.15.15
So, no shit there I was. I am a man of modest looks (Im fugly) she was gorgeous and very drunk. She invited me to her place. I had consumed one too many fried burritos before we went at it and one thing led to another. I was knocking the bottom out when (Full Story) So, no shit there I was. I am a man of modest looks (Im fugly) she was gorgeous and very drunk. She invited me to her place. I had consumed one too many fried burritos before we went at it and one thing led to another. I was knocking the bottom out when the urge hit me. I did shat everywhere. But god bless that woman, she let me finish. We have been together ever since. The End
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Submitted by Biggles (London UK, Some State) on 02.19.16
When I was 9 yrs old we played hide-n-seek. I felt fine. Then I hid in a bin shed. After a minute my guts gave way and I had to walk a mile with shit dribbling down my leg
A few days ago I was wiring some lights up and was in the attic. I thought I was (Full Story) When I was 9 yrs old we played hide-n-seek. I felt fine. Then I hid in a bin shed. After a minute my guts gave way and I had to walk a mile with shit dribbling down my leg
A few days ago I was wiring some lights up and was in the attic. I thought I was going to do a big fart. So I thought it would make my friend laugh if I bent over and lifted my leg up to fart. I said "hey look at this" - then i did it and i completely shitted out runny shit. it soaked through my pants
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Submitted by TheBiggestShitheadOfThisNight (Some City, Some State) on 03.19.16
I was sitting on my chair, jerking off lazily at 3AM, and then i farted. Just a few hours ago i had a beer and a huge-ass burger-feast with my friends in celebration of my birthday, and some Skittles and Mountain Dew. Now, normally i can control my bowels (Full Story) I was sitting on my chair, jerking off lazily at 3AM, and then i farted. Just a few hours ago i had a beer and a huge-ass burger-feast with my friends in celebration of my birthday, and some Skittles and Mountain Dew. Now, normally i can control my bowels pretty good, no random shits in public places or anything, but i felt that this fart was a bit mushy and too stanky. I tried with my finger (oh god why) and realized that this was a wet one. Went to the bathroom, started shitting like had an Uzi stuck in there, realized i had done my deeds and cleaned up. But damn, that burger was just absolutely delicious.
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Submitted by Legally Blonde (Bay Area , CA) on 01.23.14
I'm a defense attorney. Today I was leaving court after a difficult hearing. My client was upset, the other family member he brought was upset. I love going to court but it makes me ungodly nervous. I am under stress at home too. I was walking back to (Full Story) I'm a defense attorney. Today I was leaving court after a difficult hearing. My client was upset, the other family member he brought was upset. I love going to court but it makes me ungodly nervous. I am under stress at home too. I was walking back to the car and my stomach hurt a little but it hurts a lot of the time. The next thing I knew I shit my pants. All over my nice underwear, my tights and my new designer dress. I had to go back into my office stinking like that to retrieve my keys as fast as possible before I stunk the whole place up. I had to drive home in my nice sports car and get shit all over the leather seats. It could have been worse, I could have shit in court. But it's demoralizing. I went home and cleaned up, washed my clothes and took a nap but there was work to do back at the office. Now I am tired, sad and still feel like I am going to barf but I have to meet a client in 6 minutes. FML today.
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Submitted by Benji (North stonington, CT) on 01.02.14
So after a night of heavy binge drinking I go over to a friends to watch some football. I am severly dehydrated and haven't eaten In close to 24 hours as I was awaiting for food to be prepared. I went out to have a cigarette. I must have inhaled it. I came (Full Story) So after a night of heavy binge drinking I go over to a friends to watch some football. I am severly dehydrated and haven't eaten In close to 24 hours as I was awaiting for food to be prepared. I went out to have a cigarette. I must have inhaled it. I came back inside and started to feel like I was going to pass out. Someone noticed I had a strange look and I felt like I was fading out and sweating.i don't know if I actually passed out or not. Might have for a brief second. Anyway at some point I completely released...I was wearing sweatpants.when I came to and realized I was ok I noticed the terrible stench and went into the bathroom....it took a whole roll of tp to clean it up. I took my boxers off and washed them in the sink. Sweatpants were virtually unharmed but there was stuff running down my leg. I was in the bathroom for at least an hour cleaning up. Finally came out and went home to take a shower. I'm not sure if any of my friends know what actually happened. I figured they'd make a joke or crack about it or something. Tough to tell if they just haven't said anything or they don't know
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Submitted by Turtle (Iowa City, IA) on 02.08.16
Today I came to school late do to a fight with my friend. I only had 5 minutes left in ceramics, so I didn't do much. So anyway...I was going to school...got a stomach ache...screamed my head off...groaned tbh it sounded like a lions growl...then shit myse (Full Story) Today I came to school late do to a fight with my friend. I only had 5 minutes left in ceramics, so I didn't do much. So anyway...I was going to school...got a stomach ache...screamed my head off...groaned tbh it sounded like a lions growl...then shit myself.
I went home, sadly changed into my second favorite sweats (at least it wasn't jeans). Went back to school...after I went home, I went to the doctor, then found out I'm lactose intolerance.
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Submitted by Will (New york, NY) on 09.13.15
I was in a meeting with 4 other people, all of a sudden my stomach starts grumbling. I think nothing of it, probably just a silent fart; so I go to let the fart out slowly....all of a sudden I feel the splatter, all over my underwear and down my legs it st (Full Story) I was in a meeting with 4 other people, all of a sudden my stomach starts grumbling. I think nothing of it, probably just a silent fart; so I go to let the fart out slowly....all of a sudden I feel the splatter, all over my underwear and down my legs it starts leaking everywhere. I run to the bathroom and take off my pants and realize I just exploded liquid yellow and brown mush in my pants. I sit on the toilet to finish the poop and try my best to clean my ass and when I get up from the toilet I realize the entire toilet seat was filthy with liquid gold poop. Then I realize that the poop traveled to the back of my thighs and now I have to clean up my thighs. Anyway I use up a roll of paper towels and then go home for a shower and end up pooping liquid gold again in the shower.
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Submitted by shittyass (Some City, Some State) on 08.15.13
It just happened, I though I was just gonna release a gas and then bum I shit myself, I felt embarrased and quickly cleaned my dirty mess ushh
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Submitted by turd burglar (Crappville, AK) on 05.21.14
Usually I start out my day by wearing an ass napkin. Yesterday I forgot. Long story short, I was at work, started coughing and just shit myself. My co-worker knew what happened and started punching me in the back of the face and neck. Needless to say, it w (Full Story) Usually I start out my day by wearing an ass napkin. Yesterday I forgot. Long story short, I was at work, started coughing and just shit myself. My co-worker knew what happened and started punching me in the back of the face and neck. Needless to say, it was not a good day.
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Submitted by Janine (London, Some State) on 11.17.14
I was at a party. Couldnt hack the drink.
Then shat myself. (Full Story) I was at a party. Couldnt hack the drink.
Then shat myself.
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Submitted by jack (bagtown, Some State) on 09.19.15
I was walking out town to pick a couple of things.. as i got there i realized i had forgot my wallet so as i turn around to go back home out of nowhere my bowels rain hell out of my ass and into my shorts. I ran into the nearest diner and into the bathroom (Full Story) I was walking out town to pick a couple of things.. as i got there i realized i had forgot my wallet so as i turn around to go back home out of nowhere my bowels rain hell out of my ass and into my shorts. I ran into the nearest diner and into the bathroom..fucking destroyed that bathroom bracing myself the the walls as my ass turns into a portal to hell..i clean up anf flush cleaned my boxers out as best i could and left walking home with wet shit stained boxers i am now sitting in my toilet fighting for all that's good in this world..
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Submitted by shitrinpublic (united states of amerikah, AL) on 04.06.14
I like to poop. Feels so good coming out of my butt. One time I was at work and had to poop real bad, now I think sometimes that I have a pooping problem because I go at least twice a day. Anyways, work, so I was a security officer at a trucking company a (Full Story) I like to poop. Feels so good coming out of my butt. One time I was at work and had to poop real bad, now I think sometimes that I have a pooping problem because I go at least twice a day. Anyways, work, so I was a security officer at a trucking company and was posted in a shack where I'd eat wonderful high calorie unhealthy foods. I had to poop after eating this great food and the bathroom only had one stall, so I basically run over there and abandon my post to find out its being used already, well luckily it wasn't diarrhea and it was a solid log I went back to my shack and pooped in my pants then took my boxers off and threw them away. It was embarrassing and I was going to leave but I would have got fired. I have marked my territory all over the place restaurants stores gas stations you name it because when the poop is ready ya gotta go somewhere. Ive always wanted to go into a stall and make weird noises as I drop my logs but figured it would make others uncomfortable
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Submitted by Davey (Mississauga, Some State) on 09.29.14
when I was in grade 7, i was leaving my friends house on my bike thinking I had enough time to get home and shit. Turns out i couldnt hold it and pooped my pants while standing up on my bike. Relizing what i did, I started crying and contiuned riding in th (Full Story) when I was in grade 7, i was leaving my friends house on my bike thinking I had enough time to get home and shit. Turns out i couldnt hold it and pooped my pants while standing up on my bike. Relizing what i did, I started crying and contiuned riding in the stand up position. I hit a curb and went flying off my bike, rolling on the concrete, smushing the shit all over my ass (poop stayed in my underwear) an older couple saw me bail and ran over. I smelt like shit and told him to get a away from me. Never been down that street ever again in my life after 15 years.
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Submitted by Goliath (Raytown, MO) on 12.20.15
So it was just a few days before Christmas and (obviously) I am stuffing my face with holiday ware and family recipes. One particular recipe I adore is my grams sweet Southern Chili. Its so good, not spicy at all, with banana peppers, pork, lamb, and beef. (Full Story) So it was just a few days before Christmas and (obviously) I am stuffing my face with holiday ware and family recipes. One particular recipe I adore is my grams sweet Southern Chili. Its so good, not spicy at all, with banana peppers, pork, lamb, and beef. A trio of beautiful carnivorous indulgences. Well this particular night I decided it would be highly intelligent of me to eat a massive bowl on top of finishing my fiancés half eaten meal. And some brownies. And I guess if you throw a cup of rice pudding in there and go to sleep, it creates a science experiment in your rectum.
I wake up at 8:45 A.M. Shit. Need to be at work at 9!!!
I kiss my girl, don't bother changing clothes (sleep in the clothes I wear all day, Yeah I AM ONE THOSE GUYS) brush my teeth and high-tail it to work. Lady Luck must have decided to shine favor on me out of pity for what was to come, because I clocked in on time and sat down at my cubicle. Suddenly, the dark opera music began playing. And deep down in my gut I felt the mighty Cthulu readying itself to burst forth into reality. I run to the restroom and NO!
Someone was in there. And being the big guy I am (6foot6 and 350 pounds) When you gotta spray sundae, you spray that fucking sundae. I calmly walk into the womens restroom and proceed into the middle toilet, making note of the female feet on each side of me and how nice womens restrooms are compared to mens. My animalistic needs overcame my embarrassment and manners.
"Sorry Ladies, I have an emergency!"
Before I could sit my ass all the way down, to the most unholy of horrors my chocolate ass milk shot out and peppered the girl to my lefts feet. Twin screams ensued as I sat down, considering my job to be over with.
Weirdest thing ever. Walked out, nobody in the building. Routine fire drill with the alarms. I got out scott free. So fucking lucky and happy I almost shat myself again.
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Submitted by spongebob (new york, NY) on 05.16.14
i woke up and had to leave my house right away and felt fine, but by the time i was waiting for the train i had to shit so bad i was sweating, took the train a couple stops couldnt hold it anymore not for a billion dollars, i shit myself standing up, ignor (Full Story) i woke up and had to leave my house right away and felt fine, but by the time i was waiting for the train i had to shit so bad i was sweating, took the train a couple stops couldnt hold it anymore not for a billion dollars, i shit myself standing up, ignored the smell got off next stop to get the train home, shit a little more while waiting, had to go up the stairs when i got off the train, the shit fell down my leg, it stopped at the back of my knee, and stayed there the whole 7 block walk home
:'(
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Submitted by bromxan (Portland, Some State) on 07.03.15
Okay so I was at home and a had the stomack flu. I had eaten all of the food in my house and I needed to buy alot of food. I was feeling alright but not that good . I got in my car and drove to a grocery store. I bought a whole lot of stuff. Then I started (Full Story) Okay so I was at home and a had the stomack flu. I had eaten all of the food in my house and I needed to buy alot of food. I was feeling alright but not that good . I got in my car and drove to a grocery store. I bought a whole lot of stuff. Then I started to feel kind of dizzy. I felt a big burst of somthing in my pants.
It was akers because I just kept waliking then I slipped on the floor in the store and I had dirreaha all over my legs my socks and I had filled my pants.
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Submitted by Hi (Some City, Some State) on 05.19.15
I think I shat myself on a night out with my new workmates but I was too fucked to remember so carried on as normal but i feel no one has the heart to tell me.
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Submitted by Grounds-man (Birmingham, Some State) on 08.29.13
I was trying to showcase a brilliant fart in the shed when it felt like it had more to it than air, about 10 mins later it felt wet so had to go dry my boxers and get back to work... Like a Boss
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Submitted by PeteA (NY, NY) on 05.02.16
I was having dinner at a friend's in the city...and before I left for the 30 min drive home to the suburbs, I went to the bathroom and took a nice sized shit. One that typically would leave you empty.
Shortly after I started driving I felt the urge to (Full Story) I was having dinner at a friend's in the city...and before I left for the 30 min drive home to the suburbs, I went to the bathroom and took a nice sized shit. One that typically would leave you empty.
Shortly after I started driving I felt the urge to go again. No big deal I think....I've driven home having to go. There should be no problem making it besides a little discomfort.
When I got off the parkway and was making the last mile home, the pressure to shit was big....with some stomach discomfort....once again, no big deal, I mean I had gone a short time earlier.
Pulling into the drive way im strategizing in my head on how I'll get out of the car, find my house keys and make it to the bathroom.
Well that didn't work. I feel my ass open and some soft shit begin to come out...only it wont stop....its just flowing out.
As fast as humanly possible I run upstairs and drop my pants and sit on the toilet.
My underwear is full of a mushy load...I remove my shoes and pants and throw my underwear in the shower.
When I get up off the toilet, there are shit spray spots on the wall.
My ass is so covered with shit. I take a quick shower and bring a fresh batch of laundry to the basement...and run the wash.
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Submitted by Ashamed but funny (Birmingham, England, Some State) on 08.16.14
Having travelled on trains many times before, I was aware of the toilets on trains these days... However, today, the toilets were out of service! After an arduous time on the train, I scuttled off, stomach cramping like hell trying to find the toilets. Bir (Full Story) Having travelled on trains many times before, I was aware of the toilets on trains these days... However, today, the toilets were out of service! After an arduous time on the train, I scuttled off, stomach cramping like hell trying to find the toilets. Birmingham New Street Station is undergoing a redevelopment... So, the only toilets were the other side of the concourse. A good 1,000 metres. Realising i was not going to make it, clenching my cheeks was not enough... Along came the chocolate rain... And it rained hard. You thought Katrina was bad. The back of my jeans were soaked through with sloppy, stinking shit. It ran into my shoes too. A nice policeman and St. John's Ambulance service were kind enough to escort me to the toilets, dignity left behind, whilst my girlfriend went to buy me some replacement clothes. I was given some lovely trousers by the ambulance service and finally, after spending 62 minutes hiding back to the wall (shit dripping to the floor) and cleaning myself up, I was on my merry way. Always hve a safety shit people. Can't go through that hell again.
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Submitted by Michael Slemko (Wilmington, DE) on 09.26.14
I was a at a Bar Mitzvah but the bathroom was taken. I had to go so bad I shit in my yarmulke.
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Submitted by sharingan23 (Australia, Some State) on 10.12.14
I am walking to the doctors office and obviously had to fart. Did a little test and felt all clear and just let it rip. Of course liquid shit shoots in my jocks. I rush into the doctors appointment asking for a bathroom wide eyed like I seen death himself (Full Story) I am walking to the doctors office and obviously had to fart. Did a little test and felt all clear and just let it rip. Of course liquid shit shoots in my jocks. I rush into the doctors appointment asking for a bathroom wide eyed like I seen death himself. Walk into the bathroom lock myself in get naked and wipe myself clean. A dude comes in the other stall. He's waiting for me to leave and I'm waiting for him to leave. Mexican shit off. He eventually bails as I'm nearing being late to my appointment I rush to the sink wash out my undies and wrapped them in my sweater after I clean then the best i could. I am now sitting in a doctors office writing this with my jocks wet wrapped in my sweater.. Thank the Lord himself I didn't get shit on my pants.
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Submitted by Mad shitta (Detroit, MI) on 09.30.15
Wassup? Well I been eatin gud all day. My girl came over the crib. I juss finished about a have gallon of ice cream.
She wanted to get it on.
About 5 minutes into the sex I was slamming it . All of a sudden I was pounding it and I guess from straining th (Full Story) Wassup? Well I been eatin gud all day. My girl came over the crib. I juss finished about a have gallon of ice cream.
She wanted to get it on.
About 5 minutes into the sex I was slamming it . All of a sudden I was pounding it and I guess from straining the shit started flowing. It was a master blaster that went all over and blew out the back my ass. I was embarrassed but so into the moment I couldn't stop till I busted a nut. When I was done my girl thought I was kinky. We call it the double nutter
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Submitted by IT Guy (Clarion, PA) on 10.06.15
Had too much Metamucil last night.. woke up this morning, got to work, drank some coffee, and took a huge shit in our store bathroom.. 20 minutes later, I finished my coffee, and felt something so innocent, it had to be a fart, after all, i just did evacua (Full Story) Had too much Metamucil last night.. woke up this morning, got to work, drank some coffee, and took a huge shit in our store bathroom.. 20 minutes later, I finished my coffee, and felt something so innocent, it had to be a fart, after all, i just did evacuate my bowls 10 minutes prior!
No. I did not. It was horrible. Like shitting Yellow jelly.. It wasn't too horrible smelling, but its so fucking sticky and hard to remove from my boxers.
I'm now back at my desk, clamping paper towels in between by ass cheeks, hoping that the rouge smuckers doesn't seep through my dress pants and into my chair. Gotta Love Tuesdays.
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Submitted by Nahgunnaworkhereanymore (Kansas City, MO) on 09.29.14
Not a single warning. I was just walking to car to get something for a client from my trunk and thought a little slipper was coming. It was pure fluid. But it felt like nothing I've experienced before, in a bad way. I was suddenly wet. I couldn't beli (Full Story) Not a single warning. I was just walking to car to get something for a client from my trunk and thought a little slipper was coming. It was pure fluid. But it felt like nothing I've experienced before, in a bad way. I was suddenly wet. I couldn't believe it but there I was, stuck. Plus my work bag and keys were upstairs at the client, so I couldn't just leave and call them to let them know I'd be right back. I remembered I had a windbreaker in the trunk, used the keypad to get in, and wrapped it around me. Went back and told the client I ripped a giant hole in my pants and I'd be back in one hour. Mission accomplished. The upholstery in my car ain't in such good shape though.
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Submitted by Safety Officer (Somewhere, MI) on 12.09.14
A few months ago, in order to celebrate my younger sister's graduation, we went to a restaurant with some family friends. One our our family's friends have a so who had graduated at the same time, who brought his girlfriend with him.
So after I had finish (Full Story) A few months ago, in order to celebrate my younger sister's graduation, we went to a restaurant with some family friends. One our our family's friends have a so who had graduated at the same time, who brought his girlfriend with him.
So after I had finished saying goodbye to friends still in school and old teachers, I hopped in my car and joined my family at a Mexican restaurant where my dad told me that he'd get us any food that we liked.
I ordered a large abomination called the "Wet Burrito." Eventually, they delivered unto me three pounds of beef, chicken, hot sauce and corn.
It was delicious.
Soon, I was out having a cigarette with my friend and his girlfriend, when the familiar urge to take a shit came upon me. With a customary nod that friends give each other when one goes into battle against the demons of our bowels, I ventured into the Mexican themed restaurant to search for the bathroom. As I did so, the urge to let out a slight fart came to me.
I let it loose and then felt an unpleasant burning sensation in my anus. I felt the unfamiliar feeling of warmth running down my legs and into my boxer shorts and I had an unpleasant realization.
I had just shit myself.
I rushed into the bathroom and ripped down my jeans to discover a puddle of rancid water waiting for me in my shorts and brown liquid staining my thighs. I couldn't do anything except wait for my bowels to drain out over the toilet and spend fifteen minutes wiping away the sinful evil that had leaked out.
The floor was covered in shit, but I refused to take off my shoes and stand in the mixture of public restroom bacteria and diarrhea barefoot. I went about removing my boxers with a pen that I had the fortune to stick in my pocket, stabbing into the material and ripping whenever I could. When I had finished, I buttoned my jeans and gathered my courage to leave the stall.
I dumped the torn shorts in the trash (gaining odd looks from others who had entered) and washed my hands to venture outside.
My friend and sister, both concerned for me, had waited to ask if I was hurt. I told them that I was constipated.
Instead of going for ice cream, I drove home in shame to shower and hope that it would never happen again.
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Submitted by Baller (Alabama, AL) on 02.21.16
Straight up balling one day, got my high tops and my shorts down, dog. My home boy be all like yo baller you swagging some flow fo sho. A shit trail had followed me up the street and i was like no homie no
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Submitted by Shitpipe (Some City, NC) on 10.09.14
So basically I shit myself at work.. I was working truck one early morning and I felt perfectly fine getting up and going into work when we got everything out on the floor and started restocking I felt a very painful cramp in my stomach. So I just went to (Full Story) So basically I shit myself at work.. I was working truck one early morning and I felt perfectly fine getting up and going into work when we got everything out on the floor and started restocking I felt a very painful cramp in my stomach. So I just went to the corner and relieved a little bit of the pressure. As the morning went on it started to get worse.. I was crop dusting here and there hoping nobody was going to get close enough to smell it.. I just decided to excuse myself and go to the bathroom. So I did and I pissed while I was there and farted a couple times but all I could manage to get out was one measly rabbit shit of a turd. So disappointed I wiped, flushed, washed my hands and went back to restocking. Well wouldn't ya know not even ten minutes after that I fucking shit myself!! I didn't want to excuse myself again because I didn't want anyone to think that I had the shits. So I went the rest of my 8 hr shift with sludge in my fucking underwear. It was horrible cuz I smelled like a sewage. I'm sure my coworkers could smell it but thankfully nobody said anything. So that shit sat in my favorite cheetah print underwear for 7 1/2 hrs. Went home and finished the job. Sweet Relief😃
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Submitted by Ed (Los angeles, CA) on 08.23.14
Never trust a fart when you've been having the runs
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Submitted by Squirts (Some City, OR) on 01.13.14
Had the runs the last couple days - had a big fart that I gambled and lost on - good thing I have pet mess cleanup spray
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Submitted by How The Hell (Random Place in NJ, Some State) on 08.06.14
I literally went to pee this morning and there was just a little turd hanging out of my butt. I don't even know how it got there. Or when for that matter. I don't remember pushing something out of my arse. I think I remember that, you know. I am really up (Full Story) I literally went to pee this morning and there was just a little turd hanging out of my butt. I don't even know how it got there. Or when for that matter. I don't remember pushing something out of my arse. I think I remember that, you know. I am really upset at this occurrence. I don't wanna be surprise shitting forever. How the hell did this even happen? I'll never know.
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Submitted by Monopolyshitter (Brisbane, AK) on 10.02.14
My friends and i had all taken some MDMA and were having an awesome hosue party. There was only 4 of us left so we started playing monopoly. I was feeling some immense pressure building up in my stomach and kept farting, lucky for me, they were all silent. (Full Story) My friends and i had all taken some MDMA and were having an awesome hosue party. There was only 4 of us left so we started playing monopoly. I was feeling some immense pressure building up in my stomach and kept farting, lucky for me, they were all silent. I got too use to safely letting out silent farts and as i felt a huge one build up, i let it rip. I instantly felt my pants fill up with the runniest shit you'd ever seen. I casually went to the bathroom, inspected the damage, and started freaking out. I had no idea what to do. I took off my underpants, threw them out the window, cleaned up as best as i could, and walked back into the living room to announce that i was heading home. As soon as i left, i ran around to the backyard, found my shitty underpants and threw them into the neighbours rubbish bin. I haven't had the courage to contact any of my friends yet, and i will probably just move to another state and start a new life.
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Submitted by Brown Note (Mission Viejo, CA) on 05.11.15
So I was 10 and waiting for my step father to pick me up and drive me home after school. I ate while I waited, two giant chocolate whole grain muffins and a Carmel iced coffee concoction. Turns out there was a fire in the hills by our house so no cars coul (Full Story) So I was 10 and waiting for my step father to pick me up and drive me home after school. I ate while I waited, two giant chocolate whole grain muffins and a Carmel iced coffee concoction. Turns out there was a fire in the hills by our house so no cars could pass, but my mother had just given birth to my little sister so my step father was determined to get us home. 3miles up some hills to get home in 90 degree heat.
About halfway I knew I wasn't going to make it. I pleaded with my stepfather to stop so I could go in the bushes but he would not. He simply said go and them catch up... There was a sizable group of people that had begun the hike up I couldn't fathom doing what I needed to alone. I pleaded but he just kept walking. Finally he said "just go in your pants then if it's that bad."
Crying with snot bubbles and sobs wracking my chubby little body I let go. Hell, I pushed. A small trail began to form as the deep brown butt nuggets rolled out of my boxers and out of the leg of my shorts.
Still crying I started laughing as well.
A little while later a next door neighbor who was a cop and the step father of my friend drove by (cops were allowed to pass the fire blockade) he offered to pick us up. My friend and I had bonded over how little we liked our respective step fathers so I took the opportunity to really grind the shit into the backseat of his car as he took us up the last mile or so to our house. All the while still crying and laughing. Both him and my step father gagging in the front seat. When we finally arrived home my mother greeted us at the door. I stripped completely naked showed her the shit and told her " you're husband told me to shit in my pants! He wouldn't even stop for me!!"
If anyone has ever gone temporarily insane from shitting themselves it was me, at 10 years old on that hot Southern California day.
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Submitted by airborne532 (Brisbane , Some State) on 05.16.15
It’s happened to me a few times while on holidays because I always get really constipated and the last time was at the start of a national park tour. It felt good to finally get it out and the good part was no one knew the entire day.
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Submitted by Carly Dulcohead (Welling , LA) on 10.09.14
Im a big girl
I like to eat
I hate diets and spend most of my life talking about them.
So I really enjoyed myself at the weekend, I sat at home with every damn takeaway leaflet I could find and I had me a feast - boy oh boy it was disgusting
I ha (Full Story) Im a big girl
I like to eat
I hate diets and spend most of my life talking about them.
So I really enjoyed myself at the weekend, I sat at home with every damn takeaway leaflet I could find and I had me a feast - boy oh boy it was disgusting
I had never used dulcolax before, when I opened the box these things were minute, cute and promised to deliver so I ate the lot.
I was on the 7.15 south eastern line to London bridge and the rumblings began, I went past my stop for fear of what might happen...
at last it was the end of the line and everyone got off the train, only to my despair the train filled with the return commuters.... the sweat dripped down my face, and the rumblings started to penetrate every attempt I had to clinch
P O W !! the fucking seat blasted from underneath me, I took out 8 commuters and a blind dog
Needless to say I am not allowed on public transport any longer
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Submitted by destitute ted (Some City, CA) on 10.08.15
A few years back, after a run of bad luck, compounded by ignorance and stupidity, I found myself homeless, living on the streets. Finding proper toilet facilities was a major problem. Deficating behind a dumpster in a back alley was commonplace. One day w (Full Story) A few years back, after a run of bad luck, compounded by ignorance and stupidity, I found myself homeless, living on the streets. Finding proper toilet facilities was a major problem. Deficating behind a dumpster in a back alley was commonplace. One day while begging for money on a "uptown" street, I suddenly had that overwhelming sensation of imminant defecation. I promptly entered the nearest clothing store and pleaded with the floor manager to let me use her toilet. She refused, calling me a worthless bum, and told me to leave or she would call security. I politely said thank-you anyway, and headed towards the door. On my way out I quicky ducked into the changing booth and dropped my drawers and shat the most disgusting liquid shit all over the changing seat, and carpeted floor, and even managed to splatter some on the mirror. The door on the booth was a soft, velvety blue curtain which worked very well to wipe my ass on. Needless to say, I never returned to that store.
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Submitted by Donald Trump (Manhattan, NY) on 03.22.16
I was in a middle of a speech, when my stomach suddenly growled. It was quite embarrassing. Very embarrassing. I was in front of 7,000 people for crying out loud! I ignored it and just said to the crowd that I was hungry. 10 minutes later my stomach growle (Full Story) I was in a middle of a speech, when my stomach suddenly growled. It was quite embarrassing. Very embarrassing. I was in front of 7,000 people for crying out loud! I ignored it and just said to the crowd that I was hungry. 10 minutes later my stomach growled again, and again. It would not stop! I said to the crowd that I need to go somewhere and when I was walking to get of the stage, I farted very loudly which caused something to come out of my ass. I felt something wet and big slide down my leg and onto the back of my foot. I just realized that I just shitted my pants in front of 7,000 people. I should have brought an extra pair of pants. This isn't the first time this happened.
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Submitted by Shittyshitshitshit (Some City, Some State) on 06.16.14
Just got home from a night on the beer. I needed a shit as I approached my front door but as I opened the door I just couldnt hold it anymore and I shit my pants, I mean there was loads of it LOL! I just emptied my 🐴 into my boxers then threw them (Full Story) Just got home from a night on the beer. I needed a shit as I approached my front door but as I opened the door I just couldnt hold it anymore and I shit my pants, I mean there was loads of it LOL! I just emptied my 🐴 into my boxers then threw them in the trash. 😅👍👌
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Submitted by i love cheese (manchester, Some State) on 01.20.14
i had to stop as a witness for a accident, then on the way home (1hr away) i had the urge to go, couldnt keep it in, stopped for a piss but it made it worse. then i though i could fart to relieve the pain. BAD IDEA
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Submitted by Keviedee (Edmonton, MT) on 01.20.14
I was on my lunchbreak at work and thought I had to fart. As nobody was around I decided to do it, it sounded rather impressive and felt pretty good to get the pressure out of my guts so a smile of relief came over my face which quickly became a look of te (Full Story) I was on my lunchbreak at work and thought I had to fart. As nobody was around I decided to do it, it sounded rather impressive and felt pretty good to get the pressure out of my guts so a smile of relief came over my face which quickly became a look of terror when I realized what else had happened. I carefully made my way to the bathroom to access the situation, the underwear was done but nothing made it to my pants of I ditched my undies in my sandwich bag and into the dumpster out back and sprayed my rear with room freshener just incase. I think I need to re think my fiber intake!
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Submitted by road shitter (everywhere usa, FL) on 12.02.14
I went to work sick, the night before was vomiting and pooing. Had to get in the truck to drive 8 hrs. Well I had been fighting the diarrhea for in the truck about 2 hours when it won and I began uncontrollable liquid shitting all over the back of the truc (Full Story) I went to work sick, the night before was vomiting and pooing. Had to get in the truck to drive 8 hrs. Well I had been fighting the diarrhea for in the truck about 2 hours when it won and I began uncontrollable liquid shitting all over the back of the truck. I told the driver I just shit myself roll down the windows and pull over, the over powering smell didn't take him long to realize I wasn't joking. Luckly we have a trailer stocked with paper towels and sanitizer and I had a suitcase full of clean clothes. So I began cleaning my self so I could run into the woods off I-10 and finish the job. I had to make my self a "manpon" to finish the trip with out leaking in my pants
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Submitted by pooppantss (shhhh, AK) on 01.19.15
I was smoking a cigarette outside because i dont prefer to smoke around my kid. I been sick with the flu, felt a fart
Let it rip, and out came the shit (Full Story) I was smoking a cigarette outside because i dont prefer to smoke around my kid. I been sick with the flu, felt a fart
Let it rip, and out came the shit
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Submitted by Black Nigga (Savannah, GA) on 09.15.15
So I just came home from a long day at work. This was the worst day of my life. My boss wouldn't let me go to the bathroom until I finished my research. So when I finished my work an hour later, I feel like going to the bathroom. But it was too late. I pis (Full Story) So I just came home from a long day at work. This was the worst day of my life. My boss wouldn't let me go to the bathroom until I finished my research. So when I finished my work an hour later, I feel like going to the bathroom. But it was too late. I pissed in my chair right then and there. My seat was flooded with pee and I didn't know what to do so I just sat down in it and played it off. As soon as worked ended I took the drive home but suddenly had the urge to shit. I thought to myself saying, "I can't shit in a bush, I'll just wait." So when I pull up to my driveway I can't hold it in. I really need to poop. I try to sprint to the bathroom, but as soon as I take one leg out of my car, I feel something wet and squishy squeeze out of my ass. I had to penguin walk all the way to the bathroom. As I walk passed my son he says, "EEEEWWWW." At that moment I was thinking, "Fuck my life."
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Submitted by oops (Holy Shit, GA) on 09.18.15
I once laughed so hard, I not on shit my pants but I shit three of my friends pants also. We still laugh about it from a distance. I think they have changed.
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Submitted by anonymous (Some City, Some State) on 04.13.14
I was drinking with a friend last night. Nothing crazy, just a few glasses of vodka and soda, my usual drink. I had a terrible hangover. I woke up around 4 and puked for awhile. Couldn't get back to sleep for a couple hours. Got up around 11 and went down (Full Story) I was drinking with a friend last night. Nothing crazy, just a few glasses of vodka and soda, my usual drink. I had a terrible hangover. I woke up around 4 and puked for awhile. Couldn't get back to sleep for a couple hours. Got up around 11 and went down to the kitchen. Ate some waffles. Afterwards I was sitting there watching tv, I didn't feel like it needed to shit at all, but suddenly, boom. For a second i thought it was just a fart, but then I noticed it felt more... bubbly. Then a little more popped out and I knew for sure, I was shitting myself! I tried to clench as i ran to the bathroom, but to no avail. I put my hand over my anus as I started to feel it run down my leg. I got to the toilet ripped my pants off. Hoped right in the shower afterwards, then threw out the pants and 1 sock and cleaned up the toilet seat.
I don't understand. I'm 28.Am I really in such badshape that my body is failing me on this level already? I'm just glad no one was home when it happened.
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Submitted by Joel Fountain (Some City, AR) on 02.17.14
Yes, I am a gay man. I was round my boyfriends, having just met his parents for the first time over dinner. We decided to go upstairs, and 'get down to business' even though i wasnt feeling too good. As he slid in mine slid out... It was horrible, and po (Full Story) Yes, I am a gay man. I was round my boyfriends, having just met his parents for the first time over dinner. We decided to go upstairs, and 'get down to business' even though i wasnt feeling too good. As he slid in mine slid out... It was horrible, and poor jack had to scrape the shit out his bellend
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Submitted by GoobaJugger (Washington, DC) on 09.21.16
November 25th, 2013. It started as a Black Friday being trapped in an outlet mall, specifically a JcPenneys searching for a dress shirt to wear for my 6:30pm date with Francesca. Girl was an absolute smoke show and we'd been dating for around 3 months now (Full Story) November 25th, 2013. It started as a Black Friday being trapped in an outlet mall, specifically a JcPenneys searching for a dress shirt to wear for my 6:30pm date with Francesca. Girl was an absolute smoke show and we'd been dating for around 3 months now and she was meeting my parents that night. At 4:45ish, I found myself in a dressing room with a line of 10 people waiting outside. I was trying on some pants and an embroidered plaid shirt, which was very nice. I'd been ripping ass throughout the day, even blaming it on other people in the mall, and up till that point I'd practically gotten away with murder. Almost as much murder as that bowl of chili had been getting away with in my digestive tract. As I was attending to my clothes, I bent over and felt another sweaty fart trying to escape from the depths of my now extremely active asshole, so I let the goose out of its cage. My friends, it was at this moment that I realized it was not another ass ripping, it was one thing and one thing only....Big Dookie. Poopy was launched in at least 7 different directions, all over the clothes I'd worn in, and big dookie filled the room like a Friendlys on Ice Cream Sunday. I quickly cleaned up the shit with the outfit I was wearing, knowing that I'd have to wear the clothes I was attempting to try on. I changed into said clothing I'd picked out, ripped off the tags and left, leaving the bag of shit drenched clothes still in the dressing room as I glided by the line of bystanders. One jackass very eloquently said "It reeks of shit in here." Yes, thank you. He was right though. That had to have been the worse smell that has ever come from a human body, and I've worked as an EMT before, and my friends this was worse than the several dead bodies I'd ever encountered in my life. Running out of the store now in my new outfit and having made out like a bandit, I came upon someone who looked very familiar. Suddenly I was petrified and found myself in quite the pickle, very similar to the pickles my asshole had now found itself in. Realizing I had told Francesca I was at the mall prior to our 6:30 date, of course she'd found the time to track me down and surprise me there. Seeing me, she ran and hugged me with mighty fervor, exclaiming how she couldn't wait to meet my parents that night. I told her that we needed to leave the store immediately. She resisted, saying she wanted to shop, so I took it upon myself to start running ahead of her a few strides, thinking I could lead her toward an exit. Suddenly, as I was running, Big Dookie sprung upon me like an ambush in my stomach. Like a homeless man fighting over the remnants of a forlorn sandwich with a pack of pigeons. This beast was not done yet. I clenched my abused asshole with the will of God, and while I knew it was just my body attempting to hold it in with all the strength at my disposal, my asshole knew it had surely been divine intervention. I quickened my pace while shortening my steps, finding a bathroom out of the corner of my eye with Francesca behind me straggling on. I could taste victory, I could feel the pleasure and security of that toilet seat under my buttocks. I got within ten feet of that bathroom when all of a sudden, the same jackass from before came back screamed, pointing finger at me and said "that's the guy who planted the bomb in the dressing room!" Fearing for my life, I fell over my legs and unclenched my butt cheeks as I went flying through the air. Suffice it to say, I let out a second, angry dump that could only be compared to the second nuclear bomb dropped during World War II. After the attack, I had no choice left but to surrender. My asshole had fought a hard battle, grinding it out and displaying both courage and resiliency that I had never before witnessed. Unfortunately, it was all for naught. The back of my pants had completely blown off and one of the pocket squares laid severed on the ground, ensconced in doodie. "Don't you fucking move!" was the first thing shouted, probably by a security guard. And there I laid. Covered in shit, unable to move. My girlfriend was crying, screaming. Onlookers were passing by, saying a variety of things. "This guy put a bomb in the dressing room and then shit himself in front of his wife." That's exactly what happened. Finally, the head of security came out with a desk attendant by his side, and looked down on me with mercy. He scoffed, then said "Oh, yeah. This guy definitely shit himself." I was then taken into custody and held for 2 hours before they uncovered the bag of clothing, and came to the unanimous conclusion that I had "just" shit myself multiple times and wasn't a terrorist. Francesca and I scampered off to meet my parents, and boy would we have a story to tell them indeed. You would think someone accusing you of being a terrorist, albeit on the largest shopping day of a year in an extremely crowded mall, would be enough for one day. Maybe even a life time. However, shitting yourself for a second time wearing clothes you'd been attempting to steal in front of your girlfriend while being called a terrorist and then being temporarily arrested easily takes that cake. I do believe that I will come face to face with Big Dookie once more in my lifetime. And when he comes, I'll be waiting.
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Submitted by Slim (Some City, PA) on 10.23.14
I was just standing there all innocent, and this mean ass hot fart snuck up on me and destroyed my underwear. they didn't even do anything to deserve it. I didn't even get any warning like i said i was literally just standing there... then I shit myself.
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Submitted by Dirty Pants (Hiding, CA) on 06.12.15
My story is that my shit came out of my ass and on to my pants
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Submitted by Big Wiper (Tokyo, OH) on 02.09.15
I was sitting here reading incredible tales of pants shitting so I just let loose and shat them strictly for giggles and shits. I wanted to be a member of the internets fastest growing community, so here I am, pants full of shit with a smile on my face ea (Full Story) I was sitting here reading incredible tales of pants shitting so I just let loose and shat them strictly for giggles and shits. I wanted to be a member of the internets fastest growing community, so here I am, pants full of shit with a smile on my face ear to ear. I'm not going to clean myself off at all, I'm going straight to my job at the United Nations tomorrow to deliver a peace accord with day old shitlings coming out my pant leg. Life is great.
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Submitted by What is a nickname (What is a city?!, SC) on 05.21.15
Well...In 2nd grade I shit myself. It was 100% liquid and it wouldn't stop ;-;
My KHAKIS were soaked....I didn't go to the nurse and someone said "Hey, who farted"....I almost died (Full Story) Well...In 2nd grade I shit myself. It was 100% liquid and it wouldn't stop ;-;
My KHAKIS were soaked....I didn't go to the nurse and someone said "Hey, who farted"....I almost died
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Submitted by Jimmy Von Lemon Grab (Contorculaton, Nigeria , WA) on 01.12.15
We were at Washington state contorculating as the beach volleyball champions of the roman empire shat down our throats. We then realized, daddy and I, that we bothe enjoyed our throats getting shat down. So we decided to make it a carrier. We called our li (Full Story) We were at Washington state contorculating as the beach volleyball champions of the roman empire shat down our throats. We then realized, daddy and I, that we bothe enjoyed our throats getting shat down. So we decided to make it a carrier. We called our little but smelly business the Spag Acadamny for Jimmy Von Weiner Shit Snitzelz. What we manufactured was non other then pretezels stuffed with feces. Our business took off, like how our shit projectiley came out of our anusus.So the company spedo, that manufactures bathing suits for professionally swimmers or try hards, requested a partnership with us... so we naturally excepted. The parternship stated that we, as the ceos of the business, must where spedos to and from work walking past the beach in -30 degree Fahrenheit temperature and bathe in the hot springs of the Jamaican dill pickle amazon tribe jungle. Spedo then told us to contorculate in the upward momentum variety of juicing a cactus in the shara desert. After months of hard and freezing work we completed the task that the spedo corporation gave to us. On the 7th of June 3045 CD, we got our ultimate secret recipe sauce from spedo. Spedo handed over all the bathing suits that people have shit themselves to us and we melted it down and made pretzels stuffed with it. But sadly, an ebola out strike occured and we harvested it to instead using salt, we used ebola as the white saltly stuff. We also made a new recipe and it was shit covered pretzel rods with ebola salt. The USDA finally came to our establishment in northern Italy where Mario and Vinnie resided in their lovely town home of Jamaica, Italy. Vinnie and Mario had a long argument with the USDA and finnaly called in fat bitches who like canollies to save his star bus boy and daddy. Fiannly after a long and cold nuclear war, Mario and Jimmy and Dad won the war. However, in celebration of the new victory Jimmy re-named his business Rold Gold pretzels and made it a law to have a pretzel store in every mall in the United States of Egypt. So next time you buy our proucts always that no matter how much you think it wrong to eat shit, there will always be an Olympic Track Athlete that will always beat a white boii. The End and Merry Christmas.
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Submitted by Sharty pants (hershey squirt, Some State) on 06.22.15
I was trying to work with an upset stomach and I couldn't walk away from what I was doing. I was finally about to make it to the bathroom and as I was walking I felt my bowels let go and tried painfully to clench my butt. I started to cry when I told my bo (Full Story) I was trying to work with an upset stomach and I couldn't walk away from what I was doing. I was finally about to make it to the bathroom and as I was walking I felt my bowels let go and tried painfully to clench my butt. I started to cry when I told my boss why I had to leave.
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Submitted by givethe fuckup (nyc, NY) on 12.13.15
My family and I took a bus trip to N.Y.C. for the day. About midday into our trip we stopped at a pizza joint and grabbed some lunch. Left the pizza joint and went into the subway tunnel. Getting ready to get on the A train and I feel my guts bubbling. I t (Full Story) My family and I took a bus trip to N.Y.C. for the day. About midday into our trip we stopped at a pizza joint and grabbed some lunch. Left the pizza joint and went into the subway tunnel. Getting ready to get on the A train and I feel my guts bubbling. I tell my wife and daughter im going to look for a shitter. I see a police officer and ask him and he points me in the right direction. When I get there the roll down cages are blocking the doors and the cramps really hurting!! I had no choice..I shit in my pants and it rolled down my leg!! Don't forget im in the n.y.c. subway!! I called my wife and she and my daughter came and found me.I refused to move, so my wife convinced me to tie my jacket around my waist and I ended up at a Mcdonalds with one fucking stall. I cleaned up best I could. I went and hid under a fire escape in an alley while my wife went and bought me some clean clothes.I was so embarrassed.
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Submitted by Rae (CINCINNATI, OH) on 02.08.16
I was sitting with my beautiful 3 month old, I've been battling a stomach bug, but I seem to be improving. I knew from the beginning of this illness never trust a fart. But for some reason, I assumed feeling better that maybe this fart feeling was just (Full Story) I was sitting with my beautiful 3 month old, I've been battling a stomach bug, but I seem to be improving. I knew from the beginning of this illness never trust a fart. But for some reason, I assumed feeling better that maybe this fart feeling was just that. Turns out it wasn't & I sharted! For the first time in my adult life I shit my pants, what made it worse is I did it in front of my daughter. When I turned to confess what I done she looked at me & laughed! Lol now we have something in common!
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Submitted by Rara (Huston, TX) on 07.04.16
I was having a sleepover with a lot of girlfriends (some of whom I'm not that close) and I thought that I could get away with a sneaky little fart when suddenly I realized that my asshole had shit oozing out of it. So i had to run to the toilet. Best momen (Full Story) I was having a sleepover with a lot of girlfriends (some of whom I'm not that close) and I thought that I could get away with a sneaky little fart when suddenly I realized that my asshole had shit oozing out of it. So i had to run to the toilet. Best moment of my entire life (I've been waiting to experience this for quite a while!)
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Submitted by Shittney (Some City, FL) on 09.14.14
A few of us went to a concert a few hours north of us. Before getting on the road, we stopped at McDonalds and stuffed our faces. We're on the way back and I fight back the urge to pee. Well, the pressure was building, everywhere. I pleaded my friend to pu (Full Story) A few of us went to a concert a few hours north of us. Before getting on the road, we stopped at McDonalds and stuffed our faces. We're on the way back and I fight back the urge to pee. Well, the pressure was building, everywhere. I pleaded my friend to pull into the nearest gas station. I am clenching my asshole as I run through the doors. The attendant told me they had lost the key. She has a key on her personal key ring but cannot leave the cashier station unless everyone is out of the store. I beg the only other person to leave and he did. Everything is in slow motion as I wait for this woman to unlock the door to my relief, but she's too late. I let some slip. I was wearing a skirt, and now there's a blob of shit on the floor of the rural Sunoco. I rush in the bathroom, release, and try to clean up as fast as I can. I ditch my soiled underwear and go commando in my shit stained skirt and leotard. The rest of the way home, I was on edge wondering if anyone could smell me...
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Submitted by Welp (Lancaster, NY) on 11.14.14
I was in a really tense run in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, and I really didnt want to quit to use the bathroom. To my behold, I ended up filling my knickers with some shit, and said fuck it and pushed the rest out, putting at lease a pound in my panties (Full Story) I was in a really tense run in The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, and I really didnt want to quit to use the bathroom. To my behold, I ended up filling my knickers with some shit, and said fuck it and pushed the rest out, putting at lease a pound in my panties. Its been years since I shit myself on pure accident.
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Submitted by Ishitmyself (City, AR) on 12.11.15
I was going for a walk and a little workout 30 min from my house I did some push-ups when suddenly my stomach started growling I couldn't hold it in so I poooped my pants it was so much that my under wear felt stuffed and starts dripping on my legs when I (Full Story) I was going for a walk and a little workout 30 min from my house I did some push-ups when suddenly my stomach started growling I couldn't hold it in so I poooped my pants it was so much that my under wear felt stuffed and starts dripping on my legs when I had to walk home every step I could feel the poop sticking to my legs and balls and it burned a bit luckily I was alone and it was night time
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Submitted by lucindapants (tempe, AZ) on 12.21.15
Strolling home from work I realized hmmmmm I need to poop, ahhhhhh I'm nearly there. Not too urgent.
Got to the door. Feeling the urgency bubble up. Must have been that funky breakfast at work.. Search the bag, pockets, trousers.. Forgot my mother fuckin (Full Story) Strolling home from work I realized hmmmmm I need to poop, ahhhhhh I'm nearly there. Not too urgent.
Got to the door. Feeling the urgency bubble up. Must have been that funky breakfast at work.. Search the bag, pockets, trousers.. Forgot my mother fucking keys. Panic oh fuck I really need to shit. Think think th...... Shit myself at the door with my dogs looking out the window at me. The worst kind that is watery sludge.
My other half arrived home approximately 10 seconds after explosion 💥
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Submitted by TSG Dude (Orlando, FL) on 04.01.14
My whole company resigned today. After I shit myself I realized it was April Fools
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Submitted by Pete (-, Some State) on 10.06.14
Old story, happened many years ago when i was still a young boy. Me and some friends were playing outside and suddenly i got this gut wrenching need to shit, i hopped to my bike and rode like the wind to my home. Got to my home went to bathtroom and took m (Full Story) Old story, happened many years ago when i was still a young boy. Me and some friends were playing outside and suddenly i got this gut wrenching need to shit, i hopped to my bike and rode like the wind to my home. Got to my home went to bathtroom and took my pants off, just as i was about to sit to the toilet the massive shit dropped to the floor.
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Submitted by ebola (Some City, Some State) on 06.19.15
i fucked a horse while shitting
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Submitted by Melzie (Lousville, KY) on 02.13.14
I was wearing a shirt that said "Pretty" on it...and then I felt myself have to fart. Well that just opened the flood gates. Pants ruined. There is nothing more humbling than wearing a shirt that says "Pretty" on it...then shitting yourself
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Submitted by sfghj (sdfghj, AK) on 11.27.14
I just got too excited over the black Friday deals and shit ON my leather couch
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Submitted by yoda (kansas, KS) on 12.04.14
It was a long ruthless week of sickness. Second day in I feel slightly better. But as I am laying in bed I feel a weird squirmy sickness. I know that it can be only one of two things, and I'm not sure which. I run to the washroom and begin to prepare for p (Full Story) It was a long ruthless week of sickness. Second day in I feel slightly better. But as I am laying in bed I feel a weird squirmy sickness. I know that it can be only one of two things, and I'm not sure which. I run to the washroom and begin to prepare for puking. But I realize that the sickness is lying in the slithering bowels of my body. I must shit, and it will be now and on the safety of the porcelain throne or on the ground in the homage of my favorite underwear.
I throw my pants off and a thunderous eruption of oozing shit continually flows from my body. It is a human storm that can be heard throughout the neighborhood.
when I am done I walk halfway back to my bedroom and realize that its not over. Continually over the course of the next few hours I realize that this sickness is a journey that can only be conducted in the bathroom. For the next couple days of my sickness I was the heir of the throne. I reined the thunder and the eruptions of nuclear turdom. After those few days I was liberated and waddling was no longer my mode of walking. I released myself from reining and returned into the world of solid regularity.
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Submitted by da hawk 2.0 (DOWNERS GROVE, IL) on 03.04.15
we were playing and saw someone slip and fall on a girl, then i shit
(Full Story) we were playing and saw someone slip and fall on a girl, then i shit
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Submitted by S (Yucca, CA) on 10.01.15
Well i was driving back home from a store and i had just passed the last gas station for about 15 miles. And i knew i was starting to feel the sensation of needing to shit. but i felt it wasnt anywhere near ready to exit my body. I was approaching the stat (Full Story) Well i was driving back home from a store and i had just passed the last gas station for about 15 miles. And i knew i was starting to feel the sensation of needing to shit. but i felt it wasnt anywhere near ready to exit my body. I was approaching the state trooper building and thats when it hit me like a freight train. i swerved into the parking lot jolted out of my car and ran towards the LOCKED Door. i freaked out ran back to my car opened the trunk grabbed the nearest bag thank God there was one and got in my back seat to try and contain it but nope. it was too late i shut the door while inside and Out it came....Diarrhea in my shorts and fortunately it contained itself to my underwear for the most part. but now im faced with a daunting task of cleaning my upholstery in my car. i drove about 5 miles down the road sitting on an old sweater then hopped out on a dirt road and cleaned myself up. Worst thing ever.
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Submitted by Altor (Atlanta, GA) on 05.30.15
Well, there we were sitting on the sofa and planning our first trip to Japan. I had been gassy for that past 18 hours.
We were just sitting there and the most unexpected fart came out of me. My behind hissed. I immediately knew what had transpired in my (Full Story) Well, there we were sitting on the sofa and planning our first trip to Japan. I had been gassy for that past 18 hours.
We were just sitting there and the most unexpected fart came out of me. My behind hissed. I immediately knew what had transpired in my basketball shorts.
I yelled, "I've shit myself, IVE SHIT MYSELF!!!"
My wife laughed, and the dog looked at me highly concerned as I was running into the master bathroom.
Now I certainly won't get any until tonight
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Submitted by WHWhite (Albuquerque , NM) on 07.06.14
So today I was driving along smoking a doob when I felt a headache come on, but like really bad, enough to make me pull over. Once I pulled over I felt nauseous, so leaned out of the car to try and be sick, I was successful in this, and also at shitting my (Full Story) So today I was driving along smoking a doob when I felt a headache come on, but like really bad, enough to make me pull over. Once I pulled over I felt nauseous, so leaned out of the car to try and be sick, I was successful in this, and also at shitting my pants. I laid out some plastic bags that I had on my seat to avoid overspill and got myself the hell home. Walked in the shower fully clothed, stripped down, and cleaned myself the fuck up. I will never feel clean again.
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Submitted by Katey Smith (Reading, Some State) on 09.25.14
I was sitting down on the computer when I needed to fart.As I farted it felt warm.I farted more and it started getting hotter... Later on I noticed the turd spewing down my skirt
:( (Full Story) I was sitting down on the computer when I needed to fart.As I farted it felt warm.I farted more and it started getting hotter... Later on I noticed the turd spewing down my skirt
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Submitted by Ohgodwhy (Warner Robins, GA) on 05.30.15
I was sitting on the fotan at home, watching youtube. I felt a fart coming, and went ahead and release it. But to my surprise, i shit my pants instead.
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Submitted by Fartypants (London, Some State) on 03.07.16
Just 50 yards from my front door and all of a sudden it started and I couldn't stop it. I could scarcely believe it was happening, but I could feel my undies filling up with wet, sticky shit. I got into the house and ran to the bathroom and it was still co (Full Story) Just 50 yards from my front door and all of a sudden it started and I couldn't stop it. I could scarcely believe it was happening, but I could feel my undies filling up with wet, sticky shit. I got into the house and ran to the bathroom and it was still coming. I could hear the wet farts and could feel the warmth trickling down the inside of my right leg.
Jacket off; shirt and t-shirt off, then into the bathroom and shoes and socks off - still dry, thank fuck. Belt off, then trousers. Luckily I was wearing thermals and they held it all in, so my trousers were a bit damp, but no shit on them. Thermals and trunks off and there it is.Brown, runny smelly shit.I dumped most of it into the toilet, cleaned up a bit with toilet roll and then got straight into the shower, where I washed off and rinsed everything out. Sprayed shower and floor etc. with bleach and cleaned, then washed everything on hot. What a fucking nightmare!!!
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Submitted by Brahsaucej (Poupstain, Some State) on 02.19.14
One day when I ate super spicy hot jalapeño surprise I got surprised, with a fiery ass explosion that melted down my legs as the fumes emitted profusely through my new tight whiteys , turning them from white to brown ,
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Submitted by Babycakes (San Angelo, TX) on 02.26.16
I've been clean eating for the past few days to try and lose some pounds for a wedding I have in a fee months. All this clean eating has really upset my stomach and I have diarrhea. I worked long hours today and have been holding in what I thought was just (Full Story) I've been clean eating for the past few days to try and lose some pounds for a wedding I have in a fee months. All this clean eating has really upset my stomach and I have diarrhea. I worked long hours today and have been holding in what I thought was just a fart. I got home and sat down to eat and out of nowhere came this big sneeze along with a massive eruption in my anus. Let's just say I have never run to the restroom faster than I did today.
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Submitted by nonya (narnia, AK) on 04.19.14
My sister was dropping off her stool the e.r and we parked in a no parking zone Because it was just Suppose top be a couple mins and I had a stomach ache but I couldn't leave cuz I didn't want the car to get to towed so I enDed up c rapping diarhah all ove (Full Story) My sister was dropping off her stool the e.r and we parked in a no parking zone Because it was just Suppose top be a couple mins and I had a stomach ache but I couldn't leave cuz I didn't want the car to get to towed so I enDed up c rapping diarhah all over myself and I was scared some one was gonna end up towing the car my sister came and sped home sip I can change and we were laughing do hard I cramped the whole way home
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Submitted by ShittyMcGee (Somewhere, WY) on 06.27.14
I was walking to play with my brother and his friends and suddenly my stomach started burning and I had to take a shit. I didn't want to run back so I just farted and went. Once we reached the house I was far from home but had to take a shit and didn't wan (Full Story) I was walking to play with my brother and his friends and suddenly my stomach started burning and I had to take a shit. I didn't want to run back so I just farted and went. Once we reached the house I was far from home but had to take a shit and didn't want to go at my friends. I walked home but my stomach was burning and I could feel the shit right there! It was coming out but I went to a hedge near the school and took a shit... I went one cleaned my self and hen wrote this story.💩💩💩💩💩💩
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Submitted by Dwayne (Bella Vista, AR) on 04.20.16
Past 4 days, I've been drinking a half pint of whisky a night on an empty stomach. Quite literally the only food I have had is 4 half pints a night for 4 straight nights. Been having some good farts, until about 10 minutes ago. Seemed like every other one, (Full Story) Past 4 days, I've been drinking a half pint of whisky a night on an empty stomach. Quite literally the only food I have had is 4 half pints a night for 4 straight nights. Been having some good farts, until about 10 minutes ago. Seemed like every other one, then it happened. I shit my pants.
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Submitted by Game of Porcelain Thrones (Temple Hills, MD) on 06.21.16
Me and my girlfriend decided to be more health conscious when grocery shopping. We stock piled veggies and fruit. We also bought a liter of (I forgot the brand) some organic green berry juice. I know everybody has seen them in the stores. I was hesitant to (Full Story) Me and my girlfriend decided to be more health conscious when grocery shopping. We stock piled veggies and fruit. We also bought a liter of (I forgot the brand) some organic green berry juice. I know everybody has seen them in the stores. I was hesitant to try it at first but when I did, I actually really liked it. It was thick and tasty and drank like a meal. I liked it so much I consumed the entire bottle in a little over a day. The following day my girlfriend sent me out to run some errands. Before I could even make it to the car I was running as fast as I could to the bathroom. My ass just started leaking. I didn't even fart! I stepped through the front door. My girlfriend saw the look on my face and said; what's wrong, what's a matter? I knew it was the juice. I said. It's that green juice! It gave me the shits! I dropped my pants and started to run towards the bathroom. My girlfriend yelled, stop! I don't want you getting shit on the carpet. She grabbed some rubber gloves and wipes. I couldn't wait any longer so I took off with her trailing behind me wiping my ass. I got to the toilet and unloaded. That shit shot out of my ass like a shotgun blast. I turned around and looked into the toilet and it was a massive pile of what looked like lime green jelly. At that point I knew it was the green juice! I took a shower and cleaned all the excess green jelly off my ass. Me, and my girlfriend were totally grossed out. We had never seen shit that looked like that before. It was probably healthy but still gross. Beware of the organic green juices!
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Submitted by Roboshitter (Some City, CA) on 03.01.15
SO I thought it would be a good idea to down a whole bottle of liquid gelcap cough medicine (300mg DXM) and once it hit me, I was tripping so hard I went to lie down on my bed and passed out. When I woke up, 5 hours had passed, and I felt my ass, which was (Full Story) SO I thought it would be a good idea to down a whole bottle of liquid gelcap cough medicine (300mg DXM) and once it hit me, I was tripping so hard I went to lie down on my bed and passed out. When I woke up, 5 hours had passed, and I felt my ass, which was really wet. Then I realized I had shit myself in my sleep, so i took a shower, and cleaned myself up.
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Submitted by ShitMyself (Hayward, CA) on 01.05.16
Woke up feeling sick so I went to grab a drink. When I returned to bed I had a sick like feeling in my stomach and what I presumed was gas. I went to let it out like always and I shat myself, shit was all over my undergarments and I didn't realise at first (Full Story) Woke up feeling sick so I went to grab a drink. When I returned to bed I had a sick like feeling in my stomach and what I presumed was gas. I went to let it out like always and I shat myself, shit was all over my undergarments and I didn't realise at first. I noticed when I felt the liquid on my bed with my hand. I then ran to the washroom as fast as possible and cleaned up. Then proceeded to clean up my bed and sleep in it until I can wash it in the morning
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Submitted by Fernando (New York, NY) on 03.09.16
I was feeling ill on this fateful evening, cramps, bloated, pain. I had visited the doctor earlier and they wanted to run a whole bunch of tests that I knew were going to take time and only add to my paranoia of having incurable ass cancer. When I got ho (Full Story) I was feeling ill on this fateful evening, cramps, bloated, pain. I had visited the doctor earlier and they wanted to run a whole bunch of tests that I knew were going to take time and only add to my paranoia of having incurable ass cancer. When I got home I decided to take matters into my own hands buy running out and buying the entire enema and laxative section of my local Rite Aid. I felt the urge as soon as I stepped into the store but thought I could hold it until I made it home. I made it to the register and amidst the dirty looks of why is this guy sweating and acting weird from the overweight clerk I made it outside. I collected my dog who was tied up outside and began the shuffle home stopping every few steps to quell the urge to drop my bowels on Broadway. I made three blocks from home where and I turned down a dark alley and let it rip. I felt the cold wet stink fill my shorts and then trickle down my leg. The smell made my dog bark only calling attention from the passerby's who all began to stare. I shuddered like a phantom and hugged the shadows waddling in my own stink all the way home where thank god I made it to my apartment without anyone in my building seeing me. The worst part is that I had to throw out my favorite pair of shorts and I think there was a hundred dollar bill in my back pocket.
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Submitted by Regret (Some City, PA) on 09.24.16
I was on the way to my friends house and I felt very bad. Like I thought it's just something. I considered walking back home (it was really bad) but at the same time I thought whatever. So I was at her driveway when I literally pooped my pants. It felt awf (Full Story) I was on the way to my friends house and I felt very bad. Like I thought it's just something. I considered walking back home (it was really bad) but at the same time I thought whatever. So I was at her driveway when I literally pooped my pants. It felt awful. And I smelt really awful. Her mother opened the door and I ran straight to the toilet. She asked if everything is okay and I said yeah and I didn't know what to do and they had no toilet paper left. I washed my undies as good as I could and tried to clean the mess I made up. My friend asked if she could enter the bathroom. She was worried and I had no pants on so I said that I am not ready (I was 20 minutes in the bathroom). When I was done she asked if I'm okay and I told her I threw up. Her mother said I should go home because I might be ill and everything smelled very awful an they needed to open every window in the house.. I can never ever look her in the eyes again! -sorry for my spelling-
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Submitted by jake (dave, CT) on 11.17.14
hi my name is jake bell, i was sitting older boyfriends penis when he went to cum ,he pulled out quickly, and following the penis was a really moist poo.
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Submitted by Atilla (Seattle, Some State) on 01.02.15
I drank a lot of alcohol at a party and consumed a few mushrooms. I got quite spun for a few minutes as the shrooms started peaking. I remember having a rotten gut and letting out a nasty shroom fart. Much later in the night I started to notice that everyw (Full Story) I drank a lot of alcohol at a party and consumed a few mushrooms. I got quite spun for a few minutes as the shrooms started peaking. I remember having a rotten gut and letting out a nasty shroom fart. Much later in the night I started to notice that everywhere I went smelled like shit. I went to the bathroom and discovered to my horror a shit cake the size of a fried egg sitting in my underwear
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Submitted by Pooptree (Catalina Island, CA) on 01.21.15
Ok, so I was 12 years old when my parents sent me to a bible boys camp for a week. Some kids though it would be funny if they formed big turds out of mud and put them in the camp toilets. While this had me roaring with laughter, the camp caretaker/head per (Full Story) Ok, so I was 12 years old when my parents sent me to a bible boys camp for a week. Some kids though it would be funny if they formed big turds out of mud and put them in the camp toilets. While this had me roaring with laughter, the camp caretaker/head perv punished all of us by giving us (only) 2 sheets of toilet paper to wipe with. To make things worse, we had to go to his cabin to get the TP from him! Well, this dude really creeped me out, and I had no intention of becoming his "cabin boy". He then decided to have a "clothes optional" day, and when combined with having to go to his cabin to pickup the TP, I thought this was a bad idea, since he was nude as well. Given these circumstances, I decided to pinch off my urge to dump for 4 days straight. Combine this with dehydration and no bathroom doors, I had one hell of a backed-up colon. Not sure if I was poisoning myself by not shatting, but I came down with a fever, and had to spend the next 2 days in the camp hospital. Once the fever broke, I begged to be released, since I wanted to participate in a ceremony were you get a "rag". This is a coming of age thing, which requires the camp members to hike up a steep trail to the top of a hill, blindfolded, with your hands on the shoulders of the boy in front of you. You know, a trust your fellow man thing. Well, I made it to the top and was in line, waiting for my ceremonial "rag". This is when my 6 day late poop decided it wanted out.... Pronto! I pinched my anus so tight it was quivering, as I ran as fast as I could down the trail. I could not hold this thing back, as I was in labor, and my bunghole quickly released. Every step I took came with a shart, until I finally had to stop and Release the beast! It was the nastiest, smelliest, rankest brick of excrement one could ever imagine. It compacted itself in my pants into a brick, literally. I dropped my pants and picked it up out of my shorts, throwing it into the bushes. My socks were brown and juicy, pants, shirt, shoes all covered in the most vile smelling crap. At this point all I could do it take off my clothes and dispose of them. There happened to be a dead lemon tree next to the trail, which I kindly decorated with my poop- ridden clothes, like a fecal Christmas tree. I then ran buck naked down to the cold ocean water, to rid myself of the poop covering my entire body, since I felt like a chocolate covered elf! I never felt so clean and refreshed in my entire life. Although I would have liked to get my ceremonial "rag", I think the trade off was well worth it: Nothing like having to walk by a dead tree decorated with poopy clothes, just after receiving your important ceremonial rag. I would have loved to see the look on their faces. ;)
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Submitted by Ardchattan jingjazeera (Denny, Some State) on 01.18.16
Woke up on xmas morning, I was expecting a live. But imagine my surprise when it was a shite! So I got my pressies and a shitty bum bum. Merry Christmas Captain Shitea!
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Submitted by Dirty Undies (Some City, Some State) on 05.15.16
So I was having a busy day and didn't have time to poop really. Finally at the end of the day I felt like I was going to burst so as soon as I got home I ran to the bathroom as soon as I got there I felt a bulge in my underwear (seriously less than 5 steps (Full Story) So I was having a busy day and didn't have time to poop really. Finally at the end of the day I felt like I was going to burst so as soon as I got home I ran to the bathroom as soon as I got there I felt a bulge in my underwear (seriously less than 5 steps from the tiolet) and decided what the hell and pushed out the rest of my poop and peed myself.
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Submitted by Greenie (WPB , FL) on 09.07.15
My wife made me spinach soup once, and it was so good I had three big bowls of it.
Next day I went shooting in the woods with some buddies and the soup hit me like a ton of bricks.
So...I had to go and let nature experience the wrath.
No trees aro (Full Story) My wife made me spinach soup once, and it was so good I had three big bowls of it.
Next day I went shooting in the woods with some buddies and the soup hit me like a ton of bricks.
So...I had to go and let nature experience the wrath.
No trees around, just scrub. Not good. Had to either take pants off, or risk shitting in my own breeks. Or... do the crabwalk position. I opted for the crabwalk.
Pants down, letting seemingly gallons of green mud shoot from my ass like ejecta from a NASA rocket... I heard the not very familiar sound of a mother rattlesnake warning me to clear out.
FAAAK! Snake was was two feet away, and not happy. I started to crab walk, trying to avoid the green pile.
Thoughts went to the old Old Ranger joke... you gonna DIE Kimosabe!!!!
I screamed. Men with guns came, and I didn't care if they were there while I wiped by butt with an old Burger King bag.
Several hundred shots later, and the snake was still alive. I grabbed my friends Redhawk, and put one shot into its body right behind the head. Done.
That skin was in my livin' room for darn near 10 years but it got lost in a move. Oh well.
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Submitted by ShatMyBeigeShorts (New York, Some State) on 05.22.14
I was out with a political party, leaving notes in mailboxes when I felt the need to shit! Tye pain was intense. I thought that I could hold it so I kept on working. The pain in my stomach got unbearable so I told the others that I had to go take a piss ov (Full Story) I was out with a political party, leaving notes in mailboxes when I felt the need to shit! Tye pain was intense. I thought that I could hold it so I kept on working. The pain in my stomach got unbearable so I told the others that I had to go take a piss over by the trees. The problem was that on my way there I could feel the shit starting to come out. I couldnt stop it. I felt like a baby who'd shat his diaper. I ran into the trees and tried to wipe away the loose stuff with leaves. But I had been wearing boxers that couldnt hold it in and to add to that I had had beige shorts on. There was a brown stain on them that I couldnt wipe away so I wrapped my jaccket around my waist and ass to hide the stain and went back to the others. The smell though... I had to tell tjem I had stepped in dogshit and that I had to head home. I had to take several busses just to get home and everyone looked at me. It was horrible!
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Submitted by Melanie (Some City, Some State) on 08.13.14
I'm only 25 but lately the urgency to go has exponentially increased.
I met my friend for coffee at 10 pm. Had like 20 oz of it. We were talking and all of the sudden I realized I had to go and had like three minutes before all hell broke loose. Not en (Full Story) I'm only 25 but lately the urgency to go has exponentially increased.
I met my friend for coffee at 10 pm. Had like 20 oz of it. We were talking and all of the sudden I realized I had to go and had like three minutes before all hell broke loose. Not enough time to even run across the intersection to McDonalds, which at midnight probably would not have let me inside. I made some random excuse and ran to my car. I realized I had a trash bag and some receipts. In panic I grabbed the bag and used it in the back of the car. Some leaked onto the floor, thankfully onto papers. Which I also threw in the bag. Got paper cuts when wiping with receipts. When I got home I went to throw the bag away and it leaked on the carpet! The next morning I used the car washing station in the parking lot to clean the carpet. Then I had my car detailed!
The next time, a week later, I was not so lucky. (After this, I considered the above story lucky!!!!)
I overslept and was in a rush. Halfway to work (26 miles total) I realized I wasn't going to make it and was on a major highway. There was nothing I could do. I had low riding jeans and tried my best to hold myself up while driving the 13 miles back home but failed and it leaked all over the just detailed leather seats. Like a ton of leakage. How did I know? Because I was stupid enough to reach around to try to pull them up a little. It got all over my hand which I held out of the way for the rest of the drive. I arrived to my apartment to people painting a few feet away from my door. I ran inside when they all turned around, disgusting hand and all. By this point it had dried on my hand and I had to scrape it off with a sponge which I promptly threw away. I threw my pants away and showered, only to get out and realize I had to go again, violently! Another shower and some pepto later, I went downstairs which reeked so badly. I went outside to throw out the trash bag with the sponge and pants. When I got back the painters were asking me to move my car... I begged them to give me 10 minutes and thankfully they relented. The smell that left my car when I opened it was awful. It took 30 minutes to clean up and my neighbor walked his dog outside during it. I'm pretty sure the painters and the neighbor could tell what had happened. I finally cleaned it with baby wipes and thought it was okay. I put some paper towels between me and the seat and drove to work windows down all the way. Getting out the paper towels still smelled and the seat still smelled, I dread going back inside after work. When I got to my desk I passed my hand over my crotch to check if it still smelled and the hair down there still had the smell!!! I feel like I'll never escape it. And they're taking the hours I missed off my vacation time because I was too embarrassed to say anything other than that I overslept!
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Submitted by Lou (Aus, Some State) on 12.03.15
I donated blood before work but was running late, so skipped the cookies and juice and jumped straight on the bus. Ended up fainting in the middle of the office 20 mins later and a little nugget snuck out. Sadly I was wearing a skirt and a thong so it sad (Full Story) I donated blood before work but was running late, so skipped the cookies and juice and jumped straight on the bus. Ended up fainting in the middle of the office 20 mins later and a little nugget snuck out. Sadly I was wearing a skirt and a thong so it sad proudly for all to see on the floor
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Submitted by is your poop experienced?? (Dalhart , TX) on 05.02.16
It was a normal Saturday morning. I got up at 3:30 and my usual body weight in tacos. I knew a good shit was coming. I thought to myself, this is it this is the one ive been waiting for. Ive been collecting drugs for the past year to have a outer body expe (Full Story) It was a normal Saturday morning. I got up at 3:30 and my usual body weight in tacos. I knew a good shit was coming. I thought to myself, this is it this is the one ive been waiting for. Ive been collecting drugs for the past year to have a outer body experience while releasing my bowls. Over the past year i saved 4 hits of acid, 5 buttons of peyote, 1 gram of methamphetamine, 12 oz of industrial grade glue, and was preparing ketamine in the microwave last minute decision. When it was all ready I ritualistically lied out all the drug paraphernalia and just in the nick of time I was turtle heading pretty bad. I finally placed my butt cheeks on the toilet and started ingesting drugs as quickly as possible. I re framed from just letting loose but something didnt feel right. I couldnt tell if it was the meth or the special k but it didnt feel right just pooping and the toilet like any other poop. so i noticed there was no bag in the trash can so i made my way toward it. I placed my ass chicks in the trash can and could tell i was stuck the moment i put them in there. Thats when the drugs start to hit hard. A wave of euphoria hit me like shit that was sliding out of my ass hole. I felt myself propel out of my body using my shit as rocket boosters. I immediately past out from the adrenaline. I woke the next morning covered in my own feces as expected. I had this overwhelming feeling of accomplishment and purpose in life and felt as if i had found a secret nobody knew. I cleaned up as best as i could and went to work. On my to work i was cut off by a guy and i jokingly thought i wish that guy what just shit himself being as shit was on my mind alot that week. Not a moment or two later i see the vehicle swerve off the road with the driver jumping out the car only to see through my rear view mirror his ass chicks with a brown spot it. I thought how strange. The moment i walked into work where i made wigs for pubic areas called murcans. My boss yells my name and asks me where his favorite murcan was "the hitler". i told him i forgot it home. he went on and on about how i was forgetful and obsessed with going to bathroom. About that time i remember the guy who cut me off earlier that morning. So i thought real hard as hard as i take shits if not harder i think i even shit a little in my pants trying so hard. My boss looked at me mid sentence of his rant and blew a load in his pants so bad it looked a fire cracked wrapped in warm chocolate sprayed the wall. Embarrassed he ran off holding his rear end holding the poop sack so it didnt ruin his floor. I discovered i had a power. The power to make people shit their pants. the next week i pretty much got everything i want. i didnt even shit in my own pants if i had to poop id just poop in someone elses pants for my own enjoyment. so be careful who you piss of you might end up with shit in your pants.
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Submitted by Person (Some City, Some State) on 05.14.16
So I was home alone (thank God) and I felt like I had to pee so I got up off the couch and started to walk to the bathroom. When I got to the toilet I started to pee (I'm a guy) as I was pushing I didn't realize I also had to poop. As I was pushing the pee (Full Story) So I was home alone (thank God) and I felt like I had to pee so I got up off the couch and started to walk to the bathroom. When I got to the toilet I started to pee (I'm a guy) as I was pushing I didn't realize I also had to poop. As I was pushing the pee out I accidently pooped my pants.
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Submitted by neil (Manchester, Some State) on 08.30.14
Was on the way home and desperately needed ashit. couldnt hold it back and shat myself . went into the same lift as an old lady. Most awkward 30 seconds of my life. Washing up wasn't easy at all either
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Submitted by Not a goodtime (Edmonton, Some State) on 02.19.16
Ugh. At least I was sitting at home and can take care of the problem. I'm not even sick! Damn mushrooms
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Submitted by Fiddles (Some City, Some State) on 05.07.16
I was perfectly fine. No cramps, no feeling I had to go, nothing. I was wearing boxers and sweat pants and was just watching some TV.
Suddenly, an army of darkness appeared at the gates of Butt Basin.
It was like a giant plug had been remove (Full Story) I was perfectly fine. No cramps, no feeling I had to go, nothing. I was wearing boxers and sweat pants and was just watching some TV.
Suddenly, an army of darkness appeared at the gates of Butt Basin.
It was like a giant plug had been removed from the darkest pits of evil, and the legions of death had poured out, bringing with them a literal tsunami of shit.
I tried to hold it back, and clenched like a vice, creating a massive barrier of flesh, but the stinky tsunami was just too strong.
By this time I had stood and had begun to waddle toward the bathroom, but deep down, I knew what was coming, and I gasped as the walls of my poor sphincter were breached.
The wave of putrid terror left me in a sudden rush, only 3 steps from where I lost my short, but intense battle.
I froze, like a deer in headlights, as my boxers were breached, and the sickly liquid began to ooze down my pant legs.
My shame kept me planted as it leaked past my knee, but I came to my senses and quickly dashed for the sanctuary of the bathroom, knowing I was far too late.
The path of my retreat was visible in the muddy prints I left behind with each step, and my nose was assailed by a scent as foul as an open grave.
I finally reached sanctuary, and dispersed the invaders, but I then faced the horrible task of cleaning the fields of battle.
I now sit on my throne of sorrow as I wait for their dark reinforcements, and I pray that this time, the gates will hold.
(In short. Unexpected food poisoning + double espresso = a very bad night. I'm only thankful I was in my home and not out as I had originally planned this evening)
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Submitted by Sam (Chatham, UT) on 05.19.14
Well basically I was in school we was in assembly I did a fart then I shit myself everyone stated staring was kinda funny tho
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Submitted by Poop (Waterloo, TX) on 07.03.14
I was doing my regular paper route when I started to feel my butthole starting to hurt I had only a street left to do so I decide to hold it , a few houses doe there were a few children playing when one of them jumped out and said where's my paper !! When (Full Story) I was doing my regular paper route when I started to feel my butthole starting to hurt I had only a street left to do so I decide to hold it , a few houses doe there were a few children playing when one of them jumped out and said where's my paper !! When I jumped in the air and my feet left the ground my cheeks just opened up and when my feet touched the ground so did my shit every where I dropped his paper right ther on the ground beside my shit
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Submitted by TMAC (Easton, CT) on 10.13.14
It's the 4th of July. I just graduated high school, had some nice greasy bbq food for dinner on the beach, maybe more than I ever ate. Later that night I had my first cigar and it was very unsettling for my stomach. On the way home from the beach so much t (Full Story) It's the 4th of July. I just graduated high school, had some nice greasy bbq food for dinner on the beach, maybe more than I ever ate. Later that night I had my first cigar and it was very unsettling for my stomach. On the way home from the beach so much traffic it was stop n go could barely get out of the parking lot. On a side street where there are still traffic cones and everything for the 4th traffic. I run to a random persons house and ask to use a bathroom. (I'm 230 at this time and the woman was scared) She yelled at me to leave and threatened to call the police. Squat down on the curb and let her rip and got it on my pant and boxers. Through those in a cone and put the cone over the shit. had to ride home wearing my shirt as pants
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Submitted by Jade (Some City, Some State) on 12.28.15
I farted and it was wet. I went to the bathroom and yep, I shit myself.
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Submitted by Whoops >.< (Some City, OH) on 06.30.14
I was doing door to door sales one day at work, and felt a little "bubbly" inside. I decided to ignore it and finish my day.
Around noon I had to go really bad all of a sudden, but didn't want to blow up a random strangers bathroom. I looked around fo (Full Story) I was doing door to door sales one day at work, and felt a little "bubbly" inside. I decided to ignore it and finish my day.
Around noon I had to go really bad all of a sudden, but didn't want to blow up a random strangers bathroom. I looked around for a public place I could go, but couldn't find one.
Eventually I sucked up my pride and asked people, but no one would let me. I was in the middle of talking to someone when I just went silent, got in an awkward position, and just couldn't help but erupt, one of the biggest, loudest, smelliest shits of my life. Somehow, I lost control of my bladder a little, too. I guess I was holding in both so long that they forced each other out. It was one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life. They just closed the door on me.
I then had to carpool with my co-workers, all the way home, smelling like an outhouse with shit and piss stains on my khaki pants. I quit a few days later.
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Submitted by popper job job (big lots, AK) on 12.03.14
it was wintertime and i was on the subway. the smell of stale urine was already in the air, and i had just been to an all you can eat seafood buffet. Suddenly, my gut clenched and the pain of a thousand knives echoed through my stomach. It was poop time (Full Story) it was wintertime and i was on the subway. the smell of stale urine was already in the air, and i had just been to an all you can eat seafood buffet. Suddenly, my gut clenched and the pain of a thousand knives echoed through my stomach. It was poop time. I knew that the shit was at hand, and then before i could at least attempt to get off at the next stop, the train stopped. What happened next was shameful. I vomited and simultaneously lost control of my bowel. The feces leaked out of my pant legs and caked my asshole. It was a disgrace. Fortunately, the train was full of black people and none of them had a sense of smell. When i got home, i Fed my underware to my pet goat.
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Submitted by Shitty mess (Auckland, Some State) on 08.06.15
I was in English at school at i really needed to shit I asked to be excused but my teacher refused I had to clench my ass cheeks together so my shit wouldn't squirt out. I was squeezing my ass hole together and was squirming around when the bell rung I rus (Full Story) I was in English at school at i really needed to shit I asked to be excused but my teacher refused I had to clench my ass cheeks together so my shit wouldn't squirt out. I was squeezing my ass hole together and was squirming around when the bell rung I rushed out and I could feel it dribbling out i soon slipped over and looked down to see shit all over the floor.
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Submitted by Shit (Farmingdale, NY) on 12.10.14
I was eating in my dining hall. I had some scrambled eggs. Then I went to class. Class started at 8 and I was there about 5 min early. The professor wasn't there yet. I was farting the whole walk to class. I then finally as the professor was walking throug (Full Story) I was eating in my dining hall. I had some scrambled eggs. Then I went to class. Class started at 8 and I was there about 5 min early. The professor wasn't there yet. I was farting the whole walk to class. I then finally as the professor was walking through the door I farted silently and shit my pants. It felt very warm and mushy. Like if someone had put battery acid on my ass with mud. I ran to my dorm to change and throw out my boxers.
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Submitted by Carl seaman (Woolwich, Some State) on 02.12.15
Basically I was in bed I just had intercourse with my gay lover he pulled out then it all came out all over the bed we couldn't be bothered to clean it so went to bed
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Submitted by poopiepops (Some City, Some State) on 07.10.15
I had been wanting to go out with this hit chick, so when she called and asked me out tonight I jumped at the chance. Before I went I had two ham sandwiches. .something light to eat...got to her house sat and talked..thought I needed to shit but her place (Full Story) I had been wanting to go out with this hit chick, so when she called and asked me out tonight I jumped at the chance. Before I went I had two ham sandwiches. .something light to eat...got to her house sat and talked..thought I needed to shit but her place was so small I didn't wanna blow it up. We were driving in my car and I knew I wouldn't make it. I let her put in front of the restaurant an went to park..then I shit my self..not a little..a lot..it kept coming out..and stunk soo bad..it left her there..she called an asked where I was an if I was ok..I told her..she said it's ok..go change an come back...WTFO..really?.what a woman..luv her I think..
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Submitted by BIg Mikey (Chicaho, Some State) on 12.25.14
I shit on my mother when i was a knee high to a grass hopper and my mother slapped me and said NOOOOOO THE SHIT IS ON MY FATHER. GET THE ICE PACKS OUT THE FRIDGE JEREMY YOU ARE A MISTAKE
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Submitted by Frank (deeze nuts, IA) on 06.25.15
so i was at my friends house and i shit myself in his bathroom
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Submitted by Shit Anne (Northport, AL) on 07.17.15
Shit myself on the way to work and didn't have time to turn round. Had to deal with itself in toilets and I'm pretty sure the boss noticed something was going on...
I really had to post this because I'm too embarrassed to go back to work tonight... (Full Story) Shit myself on the way to work and didn't have time to turn round. Had to deal with itself in toilets and I'm pretty sure the boss noticed something was going on...
I really had to post this because I'm too embarrassed to go back to work tonight...
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Submitted by Why! (Some City, Some State) on 10.13.14
One day in the morning before class I was tryin to push a monster out. And nothing I get ready for the rest of the (which includes drinking coffee, oops) and start walking to class. About half way there my stomach is on fire and my gut gets slammed. I wal (Full Story) One day in the morning before class I was tryin to push a monster out. And nothing I get ready for the rest of the (which includes drinking coffee, oops) and start walking to class. About half way there my stomach is on fire and my gut gets slammed. I walk faster to class because I don't want to be late about 3/4 of the way there a little sneaks out. I start to walk faster. More comes out. My class is in the middle of campus so I choose the first building I see. I have a good amount in my pants now. Get into the stall and explode. I threw my undies in the corner cleaned up and skipped class to finish cleaning myself at home.
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Submitted by AWW SHIT (Shitsvill, Some State) on 10.14.14
Once I was at a party. The party had some great Mexican food that I really enjoyed, until later. In my sleep, It seemed i shit so much that I had to GET A NEW MATRESS!!!
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Submitted by Christiano Ronaldo (Not a state , Some State) on 07.12.16
Today. Going to the doctors for a physical and other inquiries. I decided to eat taquitos before my departure. Took two busses. Sone thing wasn't right. Stomach had started hurting like a bitch. Sitting on the bus and feeling panicked trying to hold it i (Full Story) Today. Going to the doctors for a physical and other inquiries. I decided to eat taquitos before my departure. Took two busses. Sone thing wasn't right. Stomach had started hurting like a bitch. Sitting on the bus and feeling panicked trying to hold it in. Couldn't hold it in trying to find the god damn fucking bathroom and voila. Also threw up too. Double whammy. I never went to my appointment. Still hiding in the bathroom and have to wait a few hours for my boyfriend to pick me up. Most embarrassing thing ever.
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Submitted by Eimantas342 (London, WY) on 02.21.14
my brother was scared to go to toilet in my grandmothers house and he shat on the floor in the kitchen :DDDDD
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Submitted by Saint Patrick (Dublin, Some State) on 09.19.14
It was the day after Saint Patrick's day, & I was in art college. 90% of the other students had taken the day off, but I'd foolishly chosen to attend, hungover in a way that's only ever achieved when you're in your teens.
The day was treated like a bank (Full Story) It was the day after Saint Patrick's day, & I was in art college. 90% of the other students had taken the day off, but I'd foolishly chosen to attend, hungover in a way that's only ever achieved when you're in your teens.
The day was treated like a bank holiday, perhaps due to the expected poor attendance, and the whole college was locked up- No public doors were left open, as they normally were. I'd gotten access by buzzing the reception desk, or a lecturer or something.
In I went. Very soon upon arrival, my head woozy & guts churning with the previous evening's lashings of cheap booze and deep fried food to soak it up, I made a break for the toilet.
Locked. Panicking, I nudged the ladies toilet doors.... not a budge. Handicapped toilet; bolted tight. I trudged down the stairwell to the front door, & each downward step bullied my sphincter into relinquishing its filthy payload. Once the front door was reached the realisation dawned on me- This too was locked, & had been earlier.
After more flapping about trying to source a bowl to expel my dark passenger into, I gave up all hope and followed the only path not followed; the stairwell leading down to the basement.
Down I went, not knowing who could or would be down here.... until I could carry on no more. I pulled down my jeans, & whipped off my 'Superman' boxer shorts, squatted on a step halfway down the stairwell and spurted fizzy lumpy gravy all over the neat new carpet, spattering up against the powder-coated grey office balustrades and fittings. Knowing that a janitor, lecturer or acquaintance could come bounding down the stairs at any time, I hurriedly wiped my arse with Superman's crest, & deposited the whole disgraceful mess, boxers and all, on the stairs.
I got out of there unseen, & proudly/ashamedly decided to just leave there and then. It still haunts me to think that somebody at some point came across a pair of boxer shorts encrusted in hardened auburn diarrhea on a stairwell in a very modern world-standard college stairwell.
Technically I suppose, I didn't actually shit myself, & this accept it if my story doesn't qualify for publication. However I believe that having a horrible shit in a public place is a similar experience.
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Submitted by Ellie (Uk , AL) on 10.12.14
I was plying with my boyfriend and. I sat on him. And I said I would fart but it ended up with shit all over his face. Bad day
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Submitted by SDSFS (West Plains, MO) on 11.23.14
I had been feeling crappy all day so I went too bed. I decided to go see if I needed too crap at 3 am because I knew no one was up. When I went too release it was like letting flood gates open. I sat there for about an hour pooping things I ate last week.I (Full Story) I had been feeling crappy all day so I went too bed. I decided to go see if I needed too crap at 3 am because I knew no one was up. When I went too release it was like letting flood gates open. I sat there for about an hour pooping things I ate last week.I did feel better afterwards.
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Submitted by the chief (cleveland, OH) on 12.31.14
went to kfc and got a chicken dinner.3 piecse all white meat. Got this shit withinn 5 mins. shit all over the walls
(Full Story) went to kfc and got a chicken dinner.3 piecse all white meat. Got this shit withinn 5 mins. shit all over the walls
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Submitted by Dorphner (Titusville, FL) on 01.11.15
This was a few years ago when I was in the hospital for a Gaul bladder removal. It was bad and I was really sick and weak. So the hospital put me on a bed restriction to were if I got off the bed an alarm would go off. So I had to call the nurse to use the (Full Story) This was a few years ago when I was in the hospital for a Gaul bladder removal. It was bad and I was really sick and weak. So the hospital put me on a bed restriction to were if I got off the bed an alarm would go off. So I had to call the nurse to use the bathroom. Well the hospital food was awful and it made my stomach rumble and I had to poop really bad. I am talking about volcanic butt eruption here and I was hooked up to an IV and I could not get out the bed and they were taking there sweet time. So I unplugged the IV machine and the alarm went off. I stood up and the butt pressure started to get worst. I could barely walk and half way there with 3 nurses in the room. My butt erupted and I just could not hold it anymore. At that point I did not even care! It was like a shot gun blast all over the floor and and one of the nurses leg. I never knew so much poop could come out your butt! It was so bad they just moved me to another room after I took a shower. There is nothing worst that pooping on the floor in front of 3 pretty hot nurses!
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Submitted by Poo boy (Suffolk, Some State) on 02.21.15
Thought um could do with a poo walking to work coughed and did not feel like I wanted to go anymore
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Submitted by Yusuf (Phoenix, AZ) on 10.15.15
So I was standing at my bedside when suddenly I felt something warm and thick pour out of my ass. I panicked and waddled towards the bathroom and shat liquid gold for a good ten minutes.
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Submitted by I shit (Shitsville, SD) on 01.30.16
I share myself for 969 days in a row it always stank and dribbled down my leg. Once i shat in a oyster and the proceeded to eat it
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Submitted by Shitty Walker (Some City, Some State) on 07.26.16
A while ago I decided to go on a twenty-some minute walk. At about the 5 minute mark I felt like I had to poop and just thought I could hold it till I got back home. Well 5 minutes later I felt it pushing out of me while I was walking so I decided to stop (Full Story) A while ago I decided to go on a twenty-some minute walk. At about the 5 minute mark I felt like I had to poop and just thought I could hold it till I got back home. Well 5 minutes later I felt it pushing out of me while I was walking so I decided to stop moving and "push" it back in. That didn't work because I had a small moment where I stopped holding and it just slid out of me right into my underwear. So then I took the ten minute walk home with solid shit in my pants.
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Submitted by Mr Pooper (Some City, Some State) on 06.24.14
Well.. Was home drinking some beers when I noticed I ran out :( So I conned my girlfriend to walk with me to the store to get some more.. Well.. On our way back I felt that nasty cramp that comes when you have to diarrhea.. I asked to to walk faster becaus (Full Story) Well.. Was home drinking some beers when I noticed I ran out :( So I conned my girlfriend to walk with me to the store to get some more.. Well.. On our way back I felt that nasty cramp that comes when you have to diarrhea.. I asked to to walk faster because I had to shit.. She has a sore foot so she couldn't walk as fast as I could.. Well.. I waited up for her to catch up, When it happened.. I shit my pants and it was diarrhea.. I mean a big load of it.. FUCK!!!! GRRR So I had to finish walking home grabbing my shorts so tight that it wouldn't drop down my leg.. Got home ran to the bathroom and discovered the nasty mess in my pants.. It was bad.. real bad.. I cleaned what I could and still had to shit.. Sat on the toilet and finished relieving myself.. Got up.. Shit all over the toilet... Cleaned it up (Yuck!) and took a good long shower.. My girlfriend was so awesome and helped me by cleaning out my underwear and my pants.. Even tho she kept gagging every few seconds.. I told her I love her and thanked her for what she did.. LOL.
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Submitted by bec (whitehall, OH) on 06.25.14
Well I was at my god mums house and her husband was in the bathroom taking a shower my tummy hurt really bad and I had to shit so I shit and we were about to leave so I had to hurry so I went to the bathroom cleaned up then walked around the city with pant (Full Story) Well I was at my god mums house and her husband was in the bathroom taking a shower my tummy hurt really bad and I had to shit so I shit and we were about to leave so I had to hurry so I went to the bathroom cleaned up then walked around the city with pants that smell like shit......oops
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Submitted by Franky (Shitmyself, WY) on 06.28.15
I shit my self...and its ruined my designer pants ffs those were $130
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Submitted by Colon Cleaner (Omaha, NE) on 07.21.15
I truly wish I could take credit for this thought but that’s just not my style. Not that it matters because I sure as hell would not use any real names here anyway. So this friend of mine has been in the professional business world for 30 plus years. Th (Full Story) I truly wish I could take credit for this thought but that’s just not my style. Not that it matters because I sure as hell would not use any real names here anyway. So this friend of mine has been in the professional business world for 30 plus years. There are a lot of idiots out there as most people can agree. You are either an idiot or you are calling someone an idiot. My friends wish is to have the ability via mind control to make anyone he wanted SHIT their pants. Try answering the question, “what super power would you wish for” after having read this. This has got to be one of the most brilliant thoughts I’ve ever had presented to me. I guess that says a lot about me. Just imagine you are getting ripped by your boss for some dumb ass things and low and behold the dickhead shits his pants right there in front of you. I pray every night for this ability and every morning I wake up to nothing. I wonder if there is a federal grant for this kind of research.
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Submitted by Shitmaster3000 (Some City, Some State) on 12.06.15
I had just finished drinking my beer and some potato chips when I got this uneasy feeling, the kind you get when you just have to fart a mean motherfucker. Needles to say I let 'er rip and felt liquid between my cheeks, the smell didn't hit me right away s (Full Story) I had just finished drinking my beer and some potato chips when I got this uneasy feeling, the kind you get when you just have to fart a mean motherfucker. Needles to say I let 'er rip and felt liquid between my cheeks, the smell didn't hit me right away so I thought I just had a close experience. When my wife came in and told me it smelled like shit I just knew what happened, thankfully I was able to blame the cat.
So I waddle like a duck who just got ass-fucked by Ron Jeremy to the bathroom, and behold, my boxers were soaked in shit water, but the worst part was that in actually had chunks in it. I then noticed my jeans had been saved completely so I just cut my losses put the underwear in a plastic bag, the jeans in the laundry basket (just to make sure) and take a loooong shower.
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Submitted by Prince William the Turd (Some City, Some State) on 11.26.14
i was at a local gap trying on some new pants, one pair i tried was so tight that i had to squat and put in force to remove them. The pants were so stuck, i tried so hard and eventually diarrhead myself. To make matters worse, the pants were still stuck a (Full Story) i was at a local gap trying on some new pants, one pair i tried was so tight that i had to squat and put in force to remove them. The pants were so stuck, i tried so hard and eventually diarrhead myself. To make matters worse, the pants were still stuck and all the shit felt so uncomfortable. I eventually had to ask the customer service people to help me out. It was so embarrasing cus the store was packed with people, that i had to move out of town. But at least i got half off the pants.
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Submitted by John (Westport, CT) on 06.19.16
IT was great, I was on the school bus, me and my gang were about to jump some nerd then he tickled me and I shit my pants and everyone saw and I was wearing white booty shorts :(
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Submitted by fluffkin (teledo, OH) on 06.20.16
it was in 2nd grade we were on a computer site called sucess maker and then my belly rumbled really loud i was about to ask the teacher if i could go to the bathroom but to late my pants were drenched in goey messy and runy fecal matter so i told the teach (Full Story) it was in 2nd grade we were on a computer site called sucess maker and then my belly rumbled really loud i was about to ask the teacher if i could go to the bathroom but to late my pants were drenched in goey messy and runy fecal matter so i told the teacher every body look at me when i told her I HAD MESSED MY SELFED the nurse took me to her room and then my aunt and grandma picked me up my grandma made fun of me by saying we should have put me on a leash and walked me like a dog i tried to say fuck you but no sound came out we then sorted everything out i took a bath and changed my cloths i was bullied at school for a long time after that ironicly when people found out i was a brony instead i made mor friends when people asked me to draw them ponies any ways after all of this i relized porn does nothing and poop turns me on
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Submitted by Shit Crappens (Stinky City, MD) on 01.19.15
One time I had a friend over and we were in the kitchen talking about animation. Then, all of a sudden, I explosively shit myself. I ran into the bathroom and started cleaning up myself, and then developed a fever. I was then sick for a week.
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Submitted by sneekysqueaky (moonbase, AZ) on 08.14.15
well i was watching a lets-play, it was a horror based game and out of nowhere i viciously shit myself, not just a smear but hold your pants to keep it from exploding out the legs. i guess the game was scary
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Submitted by Dashingshitter (Some City, CA) on 08.20.15
So I'm running around 4am before work, and I love in a pretty nice neighborhood. About 1.5 miles into my run, I feel an awfulbcranping in my lower abdomen. Not sure what was going on, I picked up my pace trying to get home. About a half mile from the sanct (Full Story) So I'm running around 4am before work, and I love in a pretty nice neighborhood. About 1.5 miles into my run, I feel an awfulbcranping in my lower abdomen. Not sure what was going on, I picked up my pace trying to get home. About a half mile from the sanctuary of my toilet, I feel an angry prairie dog force its way out. I quickly drop my shorts a tad as the gates of Hades unleash their shades. Needless to say, I walked home with my head hung low.
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Submitted by Oopydoopy (Seattle, WA) on 02.28.16
I went to the my bathroom after drinking several cups of tea. As I was taking a piss I let out a fart. A very wet fart. I shit on my bathroom floor. I was home alone.
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Submitted by Harvey Gallagher (England, LA) on 03.18.16
I was at school and I really needed a shit and i had a bad stomach. All of a sudden a pool of liquid shit exploded out of my ass. It was really loud and went all over the char and floor.
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Submitted by Unable Sam (Some City, Some State) on 10.15.15
Today I was late for work, so I had to eat this out of date yoghurt for breakfast. I was sitting in the office later that day, I thought it was only fart I needed but to my surprise I felt this weird sensation running down my left leg. Oh what a day...
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Submitted by Shits and Giggles (Not America, Some State) on 10.17.15
I woke up, made a sammich, and sat on my bed, browsing the internet. I feel the urge to fart and I do...then I realized that was too soft to be a fart. I announced my best friend that I just shat myself and went to clean up...
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Submitted by John (Sacramento, CA) on 03.01.16
Woke up early in the morning to start working on my car. I pop open the hood start playing some music, put about a good hour of work in, I let a little fart out and I just feel the slim running down to my gooch... I shit myself! why???!!!? The worst part i (Full Story) Woke up early in the morning to start working on my car. I pop open the hood start playing some music, put about a good hour of work in, I let a little fart out and I just feel the slim running down to my gooch... I shit myself! why???!!!? The worst part is my hands are disgusting covered in oil so before I could even think about walking to the bathroom to wipe my ass I had to clean the oil off of my hands.After, I sit down on the toilet and start wipping. The toilet paper runs out just my luck .I have to use a kitchen towel to wipe my shit...
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Submitted by the gump (Nottingham, AK) on 04.17.14
I successfully held onto my shite for a duration of nine days, causing immense constipation deep within the bowel extremities. I thereby checked the undergarments that I possessed onto my body and thereof discovered the legion of shit that awaited me, true (Full Story) I successfully held onto my shite for a duration of nine days, causing immense constipation deep within the bowel extremities. I thereby checked the undergarments that I possessed onto my body and thereof discovered the legion of shit that awaited me, true story (longer than the palm of your hand, in skidmarks)
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Submitted by SorryWife (Seattle, WA, WA) on 09.28.14
I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over t (Full Story) I really had to shit. My wife wanted to fuck and wince we were in a rush because the kids were about to come home, I decided this was more important. She jumped on top of me and it was like my colon popped. Of course I was naked and shit flew all over the bed and got onto the carpet.
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Submitted by kris.didnt.poo.the.bed (tweed heads, WA) on 02.08.15
I went asleep drunk with some chocolates then the next morning my girlfriend accused me of pooing the bed because of the chocolate on the bed sheets
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Submitted by dannan (Santa Clara, CA) on 06.03.15
I was at work today, and had very bad Hershey squirts, so as I was working, I felt the sudden urge to shit, and it was bad. I looked around for a bucket (there are no restrooms because I was doing yard work) and couldn't find one, I started to think, "hey (Full Story) I was at work today, and had very bad Hershey squirts, so as I was working, I felt the sudden urge to shit, and it was bad. I looked around for a bucket (there are no restrooms because I was doing yard work) and couldn't find one, I started to think, "hey there's a bucket in the truck." I began to run towards the truck, halfway there, I stopped and tried to clench as much as I could, but I feel like it made things worse, and liquid Hershey's came out my ass and down my legs and into my shoes. I got in the truck and the shit managed to get into the seats and now the work truck reeks. I got out and ran into the shower, and I'm currently here righting this story now
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Submitted by Fireniga (Some City, GA) on 06.21.16
I was 15 and had been in pain for a couple of days. My mom decided to take me to the doctor (a 45 minute drive). We get about 15 minutes in and my stomach starts to hurt, but i think nothing of it. Around 35 minutes in im having to hold it in full force. F (Full Story) I was 15 and had been in pain for a couple of days. My mom decided to take me to the doctor (a 45 minute drive). We get about 15 minutes in and my stomach starts to hurt, but i think nothing of it. Around 35 minutes in im having to hold it in full force. Finally my body wont let me hold it and i fill my boxers. I had to stand in the car the whole ride home. It was the worst experience of my life, and the clean up took ages.
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Submitted by Ammaie (CT, UT) on 07.28.14
I was just at school then I farted and I felt really Wierd at the end of school I realised i shit myself I was like dammnnn!!
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Submitted by Banana (Bananaville, Some State) on 08.17.14
So I was pouring myself some o dat tasty tasty cereal, right? I was like: "Woh brah (to myself) you know what would make this cereal even better? Some shit, yueah!" So I peppered myr arnsu and started to focus on shitty shit, and then *pop* one popped out! (Full Story) So I was pouring myself some o dat tasty tasty cereal, right? I was like: "Woh brah (to myself) you know what would make this cereal even better? Some shit, yueah!" So I peppered myr arnsu and started to focus on shitty shit, and then *pop* one popped out! So cool, right? But wrong, no! I frgut 2 taek offf mai pantsu! So there I was like "Shit", and I had to call the fire department to come get me down.
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Submitted by chris (newark, NJ) on 09.17.14
Was in an abandoned hospital, checking it out and doing some urban exploring. got kinda overwhelmed by the creepyness of the place, tried to fart, and shit all in my jeans.
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Submitted by danny quackers damn (Some City, Some State) on 08.27.14
I was sitting on my rocking chair eating some rice krispies out of the box watching monk, I had farted a few times before but nothing alarming and when I farted the last time it was normal at first the it felt heated and wet. Damn I shit my self 💩
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Submitted by Mr. Scheiße Hosen (Pooville, AK) on 11.21.14
I travelled to Germany for Octoberfest and drank wayyy too much beer. On the walk back to the hotel from the Biergarten I ducked into an alley to take a piss. Well, I had drank so much I shit myself at the same time. I simply pulled off my boxer shorts (Full Story) I travelled to Germany for Octoberfest and drank wayyy too much beer. On the walk back to the hotel from the Biergarten I ducked into an alley to take a piss. Well, I had drank so much I shit myself at the same time. I simply pulled off my boxer shorts and flung them onto the nearest Kraut's window. Some poor bastard woke up to a view of my "Brown Flag of Shame" flying from his window sill. Es ist beschissen Unterwäsche auf meinem Fenster!
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Submitted by Johnny shits a lot (canada, Some State) on 06.11.15
Well it was a cold dark night... nah jist kidding it was beautiful. Was on a first date with a girl who travelled far to come see me. Probably the most attractive date I ever had too.... we were walking down the street after I met her at the ferry and righ (Full Story) Well it was a cold dark night... nah jist kidding it was beautiful. Was on a first date with a girl who travelled far to come see me. Probably the most attractive date I ever had too.... we were walking down the street after I met her at the ferry and right away liked her. We even held hands.... until it happened. The fart that was not a fart. It was a full blown diarrhea shit in my fkn pants. . . . . . . I held my cool still holding her hand walking down the street. Fuck did I feel like a man when she asked doyou smell that???! I replied no.. why did you fart ??? ;) haaaa walk back to my house told her I had to get ready and have a shower. LetLet's just say I had tothrow those boxers out the window..... and we never seen eachother again. The end
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Submitted by Flavour (Asia, AZ) on 06.15.15
I just shit myself help it's running down my leg and my friend is complaining about the leg also its turning me on
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Submitted by brb $hitting (loo city, Some State) on 07.12.15
Im currently on the toilet shitting myself and have been for the past 10 minutes. Literally a solid stream of shit has been pouring out of my ass hole since I sat down. and everytime I fart it kinda spits shit everywhere in the toilet bowl. I hope I dont h (Full Story) Im currently on the toilet shitting myself and have been for the past 10 minutes. Literally a solid stream of shit has been pouring out of my ass hole since I sat down. and everytime I fart it kinda spits shit everywhere in the toilet bowl. I hope I dont have to clean the toilet after this coz im gonna need a shower
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Submitted by Doopie (Some City, Some State) on 02.04.16
I was about 2.5 hours into a driving trip. I felt my belly start to rumble a little-no big deal. Figured I would pull off at the exit coming up less than a 1/4 mile away....uhhhh..NO. The asshole opened up and no amount of clenching and squeezing was going (Full Story) I was about 2.5 hours into a driving trip. I felt my belly start to rumble a little-no big deal. Figured I would pull off at the exit coming up less than a 1/4 mile away....uhhhh..NO. The asshole opened up and no amount of clenching and squeezing was going to stop it. I made such a load I swear it lifted me off the seat. It was HORRIBLE. In my favorite yoga pants no less. It took me 4 different exits to clean up and dispose of the evidence. Took some immodium which constipated me for two days. I can't fucking win.
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Submitted by John the Baptist (Some City, Some State) on 10.04.14
I was boating on a lake with my new girlfriend and her family and friends when suddenly i realised i desperately needed a shit but was essentially isolated in the middle of this huge lake. I could feel it building in my grumbling stomach and i had enough (Full Story) I was boating on a lake with my new girlfriend and her family and friends when suddenly i realised i desperately needed a shit but was essentially isolated in the middle of this huge lake. I could feel it building in my grumbling stomach and i had enough experience to realize that essentially it was all over, there was no way of holding it, this shit was happening whether i liked it or not. Time for evasive action. Pretending that i wanted to cool off i stripped to my boxers and slipped into the water whilst keeping hold of the boat. My plan was simple, this was the great outdoors wasn't it, natures toilet....so i simply let it go in the lake and then climb out like nothings happened. Th perfect plan...right? WRONG!!! As soon as i got into the water my girlfriend and her friends decided that was a great idea and followed me in. My girlfriend swam towards me, smiling, little did she know that i was currently mid-shit having not been able to hold it any longer. She arrived to put her arms around me just in time to be greeted by the several mars bar style turds that had made there way to the surface, like a school of shit stained piranhas. She started to scream before realizing what had happened at which point her face turned to disgust. I had essentially shat on her underwater somehow. Game over man, game over!!!
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Submitted by CanIGoHomeNow? (Redding, CA) on 10.15.14
Right, so this was less of an "Oops, I seem to have shit myself" moment and more of a "Did I really just shit myself?" moment.
It was the middle of Freshman year and I didn't have the best relationship with any of my teachers, but the one who hated my g (Full Story) Right, so this was less of an "Oops, I seem to have shit myself" moment and more of a "Did I really just shit myself?" moment.
It was the middle of Freshman year and I didn't have the best relationship with any of my teachers, but the one who hated my guts most was my Chemistry teacher (and before you ask, no he's not played by Bryan Cranston). I was always getting the practical assessments wrong and the homework results were enough to make one cry. In my other classes, my work ranged from could-be-a-little-better to alright, but for some reason, no matter how hard I tried, I couldn't wrap my head around Chemistry. Anyway, I've always been quite a panicky guy, too, like if I forgot to do the dishes at home or if I slept in, shit like that. So on the day of the shittening, it was about 2 periods away from Chemistry when I realized I had completely forgotten to do my homework. I didn't want my mom getting a text from my teacher, so I needed some sort of excuse to not have to hand in the homework and couldn't depend on my teacher forgetting to ask for it. So, next period I tell my English teacher I feel ill and need to go home. Here's the thing: I could've said flu, I could've said the cold, but no. I flat out tell my teacher I have Diarrhea. Fucking. Diarrhea. Teacher gets suspicious and takes me out of the class, saying I don't look pale, don't have a temperature (he checked my forehead, get your head out of the gutter) and show no signs of having Diarrhea. I really REALLY didn't want to face my Chemistry teacher, so I did what, at the time, I felt I had to do... I grab my stomach, keel over, and brick right in my pants, moans and all. Teacher freaks out, I freak out, dad gets called to pick me up and I have to hover my ass over the seat all the way home. I go to bed and have that brief Ferris Bueller moment with my hands behind my head. Then it really hits me: I just fucking shit myself to get out of school
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Submitted by Shmastershithead (Toronto, MI) on 01.03.16
Woke up all is good I had shawerma last night which meant this morning I woke up literally full of shit buy I usually gotta eat breakfast to get things moving. While doing so I feel the need to far . Guess what? Shit came out instead. As of that's not bad (Full Story) Woke up all is good I had shawerma last night which meant this morning I woke up literally full of shit buy I usually gotta eat breakfast to get things moving. While doing so I feel the need to far . Guess what? Shit came out instead. As of that's not bad enough I jumped up and spilled tea all over my bed.
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Submitted by Craptastic (salt lake city, UT) on 06.19.14
Cough/Fart and shat myself. Tossed the underwear in an empty KFC box and tossed in the outside garbage.
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Submitted by Shitty Booty (Philadelphia , PA) on 10.07.14
So I was at work minding my business, and I noticed my stomach kept rumbling and making noises. I had some bad ass gas ! Gas was so bad my burps even tasted like shit! I was Farting everywhere, but unfortunately that last fart wasn't a fart... I SHARTED (s (Full Story) So I was at work minding my business, and I noticed my stomach kept rumbling and making noises. I had some bad ass gas ! Gas was so bad my burps even tasted like shit! I was Farting everywhere, but unfortunately that last fart wasn't a fart... I SHARTED (shit/fart) on my self! It was all warm against my ass. I winded up throwing my underwear away , free balling and layering my pants with paper towels and stick some in my butt crack so I wouldn't get dookie stains. Idk wtf I ate but that really fucked me up :/
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Submitted by THE GRINCH (Whoville, NC) on 01.06.16
ONE DAY I FELL & SHIT STRAIGHT ON REETHA! OOPS.
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Submitted by Me (America, CA) on 01.20.16
Way back in high school, I thought my friends and I were extremely funny and also for some reason, thought that grossing out the girls was extremely funny as well. Even though they didn't agree. Any way each day of my junior year, for physical education c (Full Story) Way back in high school, I thought my friends and I were extremely funny and also for some reason, thought that grossing out the girls was extremely funny as well. Even though they didn't agree. Any way each day of my junior year, for physical education class our teacher would have us run a single lap around the schools track to warm up. On one paticular morning I was especially gassy! So in order to gross out all the girls I would just freely fart.ewww. was the response I was after and got it quite frequently. But something changed during the morning lap. The gas feeling was there but also a little nausea.about half way around the track I elbowed my buddy and told to watch this as I planned to run by a group of girls and let loose. I took off...As I got next the girls I leaped into the for what I thought was going to be a loud fart......and shit all over myself!!! I took off accross the grass in a pinc to get to the locker room where I found that diareah was all down my legs into the tops of my socks!! I wiped up with what seemed like a million paper towels, used my underwear to clean up the rest and went home sick embarrassed to show my face again till the following monday! Yay me!!
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Submitted by CleanSwipe (Not the bathroom, WA) on 06.20.16
I had some stomach pain before leaving for work this morning. Its Monday and i have a lot to catch up on. I tell myself "work through it, get the work done, leave if you feel you have to"... alright, sounds reasonable. Make it to work fine and need the bat (Full Story) I had some stomach pain before leaving for work this morning. Its Monday and i have a lot to catch up on. I tell myself "work through it, get the work done, leave if you feel you have to"... alright, sounds reasonable. Make it to work fine and need the bathroom 3 times in the first hour... on the 4th time, i get up to leave my desk and my boss is standing in front of me. The simple motion of halting at the sight of my boss was enough for my bowels to roar and evacuate. It was quite the spectacle a messy smelly, loud, embarrassing spectacle, and now i'm working from home. Thanks for crock pot turkey dinner honey.
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Submitted by TheDude (Columbus, OH) on 09.20.14
When i was young, i would walk to park with my sisters. When we were leaving, i really had to go. This is a suburb so i could go to a business. I shit my pants 2 miles from home and had to waddle all the way home in shame.
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Submitted by Runner (Miami beach, FL) on 02.17.15
So I was feeling good that I could go in to work at 2pm today. So after I got ready and went to subway, 10 minutes later I felt a rumble in my stomach. I thought it was a fart so I put down the windows. I'm listening to the radio, and saw I only got 45 min (Full Story) So I was feeling good that I could go in to work at 2pm today. So after I got ready and went to subway, 10 minutes later I felt a rumble in my stomach. I thought it was a fart so I put down the windows. I'm listening to the radio, and saw I only got 45 minutes to get from Miami beach to fort laud and didn't want to get there late. I kept driving then the chills hit me. More rumble, I squeezed my ass tight and it went away. By now I'm driving 90 mph to get to my destination. Again another rumble. I squeezed and prayed. I'm like 5 exits away but no the traffic slowed down and no way I could've gotten out. Next thing I kno ite chills and sweats, BAM it seeped out. Fucking shitted myself. So had to call in to work to spend the rest of the afternoon cleaning up.
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Submitted by Sam (Minneapolis, MN) on 12.27.15
I was eating brunch with my aunt when I felt the urge to use the restroom. I walked to the bathroom, and after i finished I felt a fart come on. I let it rip but I got more than I bargained for
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Submitted by pooey luke (Some City, Some State) on 02.20.14
Had the squits proper like, shit in me hat.
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Submitted by mrpit (england, Some State) on 01.15.15
I had myself a massive row with the Mrs. I spent hours begging for her to take me back. Stood in my room on the phone to her I shat myself. She's laughing her arse off and I'm back in there
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Submitted by pooo (hudsonville , MI) on 02.20.15
once i was playing horse on my dad and i was on there for a while then all of a sudden i shit on my dad it went on his face down his shirt damn it went everywhere i was grounded for a month
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Submitted by The mailman (Wilmington, DE) on 07.29.15
I was working as a mailman and coming off of heroin. I was doing my route and felt really bad. I thought I had to fart, but instead or letting out a test fart, I shit myself. It was like hot fudge running down my leg. I panicked and called my girlfriend, s (Full Story) I was working as a mailman and coming off of heroin. I was doing my route and felt really bad. I thought I had to fart, but instead or letting out a test fart, I shit myself. It was like hot fudge running down my leg. I panicked and called my girlfriend, shit still oozing. After telling her I shit myself she started laughing hysterically and said, "so let me get this straight, you just shit yourself? It's still in your pants? You're not cleaning it up yet, and you called to ask me what to do?" I replied, "yeah! What do I do? I'm freaking out! Help me!" She asked where I was, and I told her. She told me to go in the bathroom of the local pizza shop and clean myself up and throw my boxers away. I did as she said except there was no trash can in the bathroom. So I stuck my dirty drawers behind the toilet. Worse part is, I came back over 5 months later and they were still there. The pizza shop has been demolished for about 6 months now and there is another business there now. Long story short, I shit my pants, panicked, finished my route and probably put a pizza shop out of business in the process.
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Submitted by ShartShorts (United Kingdom , Some State) on 07.02.16
So it was an ordinary day at school. I was quite a popular kid at school so shitting myself would be embarrassing especially since i was in year 10. Last nights fried chicken with heaps of chilli sauce was giving me discomforting waves as shit tried to esc (Full Story) So it was an ordinary day at school. I was quite a popular kid at school so shitting myself would be embarrassing especially since i was in year 10. Last nights fried chicken with heaps of chilli sauce was giving me discomforting waves as shit tried to escape my. Throughout the day my stomach was churning. My ass pulsated with the strongest of desires to unleash. It came to the last period of the day so i was pretty relieved I didn't shit myself and was safe to run home and open the gates. However my teacher was calling students to have an individual talk about test grades; so it became my turn, and then. As she started to talk, my ass cheeks wern't playing around. This time it was bound to happen. I completely splatter a pile of liquid shit, as it ran down my legs i was trying to accept what has just happened. I was wearing shorts as it was a non-uniform day. The whole class had a front seat view of this disaster. Especially my crush and a couple of other girls that were interested in me. They saw it clear. Let's just say they're not so into me anymore. My dreams with any girl was ruined at this point. From then everyone called Shart Shorts. Worst part? My crush created the name.
Absolute Bismal.
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Submitted by bad finger (huntington beach, CA) on 11.17.14
So I was at the grocery store. I suddenly had to pee and poop at the same time, So I ran To the restroom.I really didn't want to poop at the store,so I thought going pee would relieve this. As I started to pee ,I had to sneeze.So I put my finger over my bu (Full Story) So I was at the grocery store. I suddenly had to pee and poop at the same time, So I ran To the restroom.I really didn't want to poop at the store,so I thought going pee would relieve this. As I started to pee ,I had to sneeze.So I put my finger over my butthole.Have you ever held your finger over a garden hose?
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Submitted by walker texas ranger (Some City, TX) on 05.28.15
5mile hike with the dog heading home ona a busy road felt a rumble in my stomach thought it was nothing but I was wrong I shit myself and ran home
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Submitted by Fish (California , AK) on 04.19.16
my friend fish saw santa and was like she was ugly he told her she was fat and ugly and good bye FOREVER
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Submitted by Tyrell (Farty, GA) on 11.26.14
I was getting with this light skin bitch then she farted and shit on me
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Submitted by oln (mant vyu, CA) on 10.01.15
once i was at a pool and it had NO public bathrooms and thare was a fart that had to come owt and i letit and sudinly i had going poop!!!! i ran for home but sadily i did not make it i shit my pants
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Submitted by Ronald McDonald (Fatassville, Diabeetus, ID) on 01.01.16
I was at a football game, with all of my friends. There were about 30 of us, and I was one of the organisers for the trip. The home team scored, and the crowd went wild. Before the trip, I had pigged out on some Taco Bell/Chinese food leftovers, and it (Full Story) I was at a football game, with all of my friends. There were about 30 of us, and I was one of the organisers for the trip. The home team scored, and the crowd went wild. Before the trip, I had pigged out on some Taco Bell/Chinese food leftovers, and it was really not going well in my stomach. Gas built up, and I thought that if I farted when the crowd was busy yelling, I could pass it off. Instead, diarrhea came splurging out, and it leaked through my gym shorts. My friend went to high five me, for we were rooting for the home team, but he quickly noticed the liquid shit on the bench. He went "Aw jeesus christ, what the fuck!?" and quickly notified everyone. Some laughed, while others got me some tissues, and I washed my underwear in the bathroom, and then put them on. Nothing is more demoralizing than having to wipe liquid shit in front of everyone. To this day I still have the shorts.
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Submitted by Alan (Seattle, WA) on 05.12.16
First day of summer school. On the subway. First gas, then poop escapes, resting comfortably in my too tight jeans. I waddle out at the next stop, thanking the lord i decided to be an iconoclast and wear jeans in this sweltering weather instead of shorts. (Full Story) First day of summer school. On the subway. First gas, then poop escapes, resting comfortably in my too tight jeans. I waddle out at the next stop, thanking the lord i decided to be an iconoclast and wear jeans in this sweltering weather instead of shorts. Lock myself in an A&W bathroom and take 15 minutes to clean myself/dispose of the evidence. Made it to class on time. I now force myself to poop before leaving my house in the morning.
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Submitted by Mc muffin (Naples , FL) on 03.02.15
Woke up from a deep sleep and found out I shat my pants.
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Submitted by Dad (DerpLandia, AL) on 08.21.15
Once Upon A Time. A Person Called "Dad" Shit Himself.
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THE END
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Submitted by Spongebob (Bikini Bottem, AK) on 06.30.16
I was on stage abosorbant as a sponge and i was talking about a ripped pants song, at the time i felt kinda yellow and so i walked to the bathroom and before i sat on the toilet i felt the brown dripping off my ripped pants.
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Submitted by ohshit (agoura hills, CA) on 09.19.14
Was home sick. Thought I had to far so I let one out. The week before I had not shit in the hospital so they gave me laxitives. I think they caught up with me because I shit through my shorts on the carpet.... I'll have explaining how a stain got there...
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Submitted by collegebrah (Some City, Some State) on 10.07.14
roommate was in the shower. I was just chilling. tried to prairie dog. shit on my floor. cleaned it up before he got out. didnt expect anything
(Full Story) roommate was in the shower. I was just chilling. tried to prairie dog. shit on my floor. cleaned it up before he got out. didnt expect anything
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Submitted by Rod Dangerfield (Some City, Some State) on 05.23.15
To get things started, I'm a legendary farter. People love to hear me do it because I'm just so good at it. Anyway, last night I was sitting on my back patio watching the sprinklers & I felt a colossal fart brewing. So I got my iPhone out & put it on recor (Full Story) To get things started, I'm a legendary farter. People love to hear me do it because I'm just so good at it. Anyway, last night I was sitting on my back patio watching the sprinklers & I felt a colossal fart brewing. So I got my iPhone out & put it on record. I leaned over, held the phone down to my butt to record the fart, & then BAM! Huge fart! Only there was a problem....it was a shart. I shit all in my shorts. Now get this....I go commando. I was wearing some mesh Russell athletic shorts. What I thought was gonna be a massive fart turned into an atomic shit explosion. Some of it made it through my mesh shorts & got on my hand & iPhone. Now guess what....I can't get the shit smelling foulness out of my iPhone!!
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Submitted by jim (melbourne, AK) on 02.01.16
during sex my bum was on her face and i let loose diarhoea
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Submitted by bonbon (NY, NY) on 05.11.15
i farted put my hand down there smelt it and now my upper lip smells like shit
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Submitted by Shitsicle Unibrow (Chicago, IL) on 12.14.15
Ate 5 greasy steak and chorizo burritos at an eating competition at work. Won by a landslide. Needless to say, the next day I had farts and shit coming out left and right. I was in the middle of a job when without warning a jr sized burrito turd slid into (Full Story) Ate 5 greasy steak and chorizo burritos at an eating competition at work. Won by a landslide. Needless to say, the next day I had farts and shit coming out left and right. I was in the middle of a job when without warning a jr sized burrito turd slid into my undergarments. Thankfully no one saw and I removed the soiled underwear and threw it into the incinerator. When I thought I was in the clear I laughed so hard at what had just happened that I sharted and messed my pants again. This time 4 guys saw. They still give me shit about it.
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Submitted by RichardHanburyHutchinson (Ipswich, Some State) on 10.07.14
I was lying on my bed my mum had just tucked me in, when my tummy made a funny noise! I thought it was just a bit of wind some a gave a tentative push then all of a sudden out of nowhere BOOM.
My poor mum was cleaning that up for some time! (Full Story) I was lying on my bed my mum had just tucked me in, when my tummy made a funny noise! I thought it was just a bit of wind some a gave a tentative push then all of a sudden out of nowhere BOOM.
My poor mum was cleaning that up for some time!
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Submitted by shittymcgee (Round Rock, TX) on 10.13.14
I was playing minecrap when my friend walked up, scared me and i shitted thought oh no when a little shit about the size of a baseball came out of my ass. then next thing i know my ass is a portal from turdistan to my chair
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Submitted by PooPoo Cachoo (Some City, Some State) on 09.20.16
Welp...i Shit myself in my room while reading about, get this, what to do if you shit yourself. Lemme tell ya...Liquid shit? Not easy to get out of carpet, especially the smell -_-
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Submitted by oops (Some City, AL) on 08.11.16
Coming home from a friend's after eating Wendy's thought I could make it to the Wal-Mart, pulled into a space and it all broke loose furiously drove to the house, got stopped for speeding had to explain and shit myself a little more. Proceeded to head home (Full Story) Coming home from a friend's after eating Wendy's thought I could make it to the Wal-Mart, pulled into a space and it all broke loose furiously drove to the house, got stopped for speeding had to explain and shit myself a little more. Proceeded to head home and shit in the tub.
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Submitted by Trucker (Abilene, TX) on 06.24.14
I was coming back from a delivery I had made up in Utah when I started getting hungry. I decided to stop at this truck stop and refuel and get a bite and relax for a little bit. I finished eating and retired over to the truckers lounge to sit and relax f (Full Story) I was coming back from a delivery I had made up in Utah when I started getting hungry. I decided to stop at this truck stop and refuel and get a bite and relax for a little bit. I finished eating and retired over to the truckers lounge to sit and relax for a few. I had a few cups of coffee as I sat there watching the TV. After a while I realized I needed to get back on the road, so I stopped off in the bathroom to drop a turd, nothing mind bending. So I get all cleaned up and walk outta the place and head back over to my rig. I'm not really paying attention as I'm walking when suddenly...WHAM!!...I walk into one of those concrete car stops you see at the head of a car parking space. I go right the hell over it. I get up, praying no one noticed this young, muscle buck fall like an idiot. As I'm dusting myself off and looking around I realize my pants feel a little heavier. I was like "what the hell is that?" Than the smell came and that's when I realized it...I fuckin shit myself as I was going down. The turd I dropped earlier was acting like a plug. I suddenly felt my stomach grumbling and ran back to the bathroom, just in enough time to rip my jeans down and sit on the toilet and suddenly this barrage of liquid shot from my ass. It was hot...it burned and the smell...sweet Jesus..the SMELL!!! It was awful. I nearly forgot about the earlier shitting until I looked down and there in my underwear was a small, hard turd...just sitting there innocently. I must've used half a roll of toilet paper to get cleaned up. I got back into my truck and tried to made it home, but I ended up having to stop off and on for the nest couple of hours. The flow finally stopped when I was about two hours from home. I got home and took a hot shower, feeling completely violated by that coffee.
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Submitted by Andyman (Chicago, IL) on 01.10.15
Do you ever eat and afterwards feel like if you could just let one rip you’d just feel so much better? Well, as my stomach pains had come to an almost unbearable level, I attempted to do so. I lifted up a cheek to hopingly blast the pants cannon and reliev (Full Story) Do you ever eat and afterwards feel like if you could just let one rip you’d just feel so much better? Well, as my stomach pains had come to an almost unbearable level, I attempted to do so. I lifted up a cheek to hopingly blast the pants cannon and relieve the pressure on my stomach, and it happened. I probably rise up 6 inches off my seat. I shift my weight in my chair to make sure I actually just sharted and, well, my suspicions were correct.
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Submitted by Cuntdown (Some City, OH) on 01.08.16
On the way to work, feeling pretty bad, bubbling stomach but thought me fuck it...went to do this little hop up the curb and pushed off to hard, shat myself.
In uniform (cream pants) 3/4 way to work..nothing for it but to continue, get to work, manager sp (Full Story) On the way to work, feeling pretty bad, bubbling stomach but thought me fuck it...went to do this little hop up the curb and pushed off to hard, shat myself.
In uniform (cream pants) 3/4 way to work..nothing for it but to continue, get to work, manager spots me coming in and going straight to bathroom, knocks on door "did you shit yourself"...he knew.
Got day off.
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Submitted by Fml2times (Providence , RI) on 09.08.16
I shit my self today, I didn't get to have a lunch brake at work so I waited till I clocked out to eat ... I was waiting for the bus and eating my lunch at the same time feeling perfectly fine ... I'm a bit sick so I start coughing then everything came run (Full Story) I shit my self today, I didn't get to have a lunch brake at work so I waited till I clocked out to eat ... I was waiting for the bus and eating my lunch at the same time feeling perfectly fine ... I'm a bit sick so I start coughing then everything came running down I shitted my self ... And I had to take the bus and transfer to another bus to be able to get home .... The take a 6 block walk fml for real ...
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Submitted by Jansen (Arlington, VA) on 10.01.14
In July 2012, me and some friends were ding-dong-ditching in a nearby neighborhood. We did it to this old lady about 5 times, and on the fifth time, when we went and hid behind some trees in a nearby creek, we saw that she got in her car to try and find us (Full Story) In July 2012, me and some friends were ding-dong-ditching in a nearby neighborhood. We did it to this old lady about 5 times, and on the fifth time, when we went and hid behind some trees in a nearby creek, we saw that she got in her car to try and find us. She didn't see us the first time (her headlights can't point at the creek the way she was going.) We thought we were in the clear so we got out and went on the sidewalk. What we didn't know is that she would go down the street we were walking up. When the headlights flashed on us, I shit myself. She braked in the middle of the road, and her husband got out and chased us at least half a mile around the neighborhood. He was FAST for an older guy. What's kind of funny (at least now) is that as he was chasing after us, he kept yelling stuff, and one of the things he yelled was "YOU COWARDS! BET YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELVES EH?"
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Submitted by NubbyHorns (None of your business, NY) on 06.29.15
I was just on my knees searching my drawers and I thought I had to fart, therefor I did. I froze, if anyone saw me, I'm guessing my face was confused as all hell, but I looked down and there was a small pile of liquid shit. What the actual fuck.
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Submitted by Explosive... (Australia, Some State) on 12.27.15
I was watching Netflix & farting a LOT. They were super stinky & I was kind of enjoying the smell so I decided to force one...BIG mistake. I've just spent almost an hour trying to clean sloppy shit out of a cream sofa & I think tomorrow I will be buying a (Full Story) I was watching Netflix & farting a LOT. They were super stinky & I was kind of enjoying the smell so I decided to force one...BIG mistake. I've just spent almost an hour trying to clean sloppy shit out of a cream sofa & I think tomorrow I will be buying a new one.
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Submitted by Ang on the rockks (Some City, CA) on 03.16.16
Me and my gf were arguing. I didn't feel good either so it made things much worse. She pissed me off, so while she was doing homework I decided to catch my fart with my hand and throw it at her. I felt a big one coming. So I let it rip in my hand. It was a (Full Story) Me and my gf were arguing. I didn't feel good either so it made things much worse. She pissed me off, so while she was doing homework I decided to catch my fart with my hand and throw it at her. I felt a big one coming. So I let it rip in my hand. It was a really wet one. Next thing you know I pull out my hand and it's full of watery shit. FuckING shit, literally. At least that ended the argument. Haha
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Submitted by mamajoe (new york, SC) on 11.09.13
i FUCKING shat myself on a very important meeting
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Submitted by Embarassed (Phoenix, AZ) on 02.27.16
I was hiking, half way down I needed to poop, but I couldnt hold it. I sat down and accepted my fate, I shat liquid 5 times, filling my undies and leaking. I had to hike back down with shit all my over my legs.
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Submitted by Jones (Norwich, WY) on 11.29.15
So it was football initiations. Typically a night where they get us wasted and we turn up at the club all crusty and gross. I didn't make it to the club. It appears I shat myself and walked home (I have no recollection of this) I just hope none of the foot (Full Story) So it was football initiations. Typically a night where they get us wasted and we turn up at the club all crusty and gross. I didn't make it to the club. It appears I shat myself and walked home (I have no recollection of this) I just hope none of the football lot know because I will get seriously ripped apart!
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Submitted by jez (geelong, VT) on 11.19.14
well i have a double ass hole and i was sitting in class one day, i said to friend im going to queef and i pushed really hard and accidently followed through until i craped my batman underwear.
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Submitted by Shitty (no, AZ) on 12.09.14
My wife and I were intertaining a young (86)lady. Took her to lunch in the greatest old hotel in S Arizona. Standing in the lobby watching the set-up for a fashion show, I suddenly,with no warning, dumoed in my pants. Was next to a toilet and finished ther (Full Story) My wife and I were intertaining a young (86)lady. Took her to lunch in the greatest old hotel in S Arizona. Standing in the lobby watching the set-up for a fashion show, I suddenly,with no warning, dumoed in my pants. Was next to a toilet and finished there, and cleaned the best I could. We were 90 miles from home. Some 40 miles up the road I felt THAT feeling. Stopped a handy mart and fortunately their toilet was empty. I crapped the rest but you know those 2 inch wide papers they have in public toilets.. Wiped as best I could as I left, there was 6-8 "immigrants" waiting to get in. Killed 2 birds with one crap. Got rid of the load, and left the place stinking to high heaven for the group that shouldn't have been there in the first place.
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Submitted by beaver (greendale, WI) on 06.01.15
My friends Amy and Jeff are a couple that enjoys shitting their pants from time to time. I still love them unconditionally
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Submitted by Jiu Shitsu (denver, CO) on 05.11.16
I was in Jiu Jitsu class and sparring when a squirt came out. luckily it stayed in my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. I should have stopped and shit then but I didnt. I would come to regret this decision. 10 minutes later we change part (Full Story) I was in Jiu Jitsu class and sparring when a squirt came out. luckily it stayed in my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom and cleaned up. I should have stopped and shit then but I didnt. I would come to regret this decision. 10 minutes later we change partners and I get a big heavy guy. He crushes my stomach and 3 powerful bursts of wet, horrid smelling diarrhea shot out of my ass and down my leg. Keep in mind, Im wearing shorts and white as a ghost the shit is black as sin, and smelled like a sick persons shit. Everyones face twisted in disgust. One guy ran outside and got sick.I was just trying to get out of there as fast as I could. I got into my car covered in sweat and wet shit and drove home.
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Submitted by Iggyperez (Los Angeles , CA) on 08.19.16
I'm a 38 year old male at the time this happened to me I took a shit all over myself. I was under so much stress emotional, physical,& financial stress and living with my girlfriend now my Ex. Before I shit all over myself in my pants was on my way to the (Full Story) I'm a 38 year old male at the time this happened to me I took a shit all over myself. I was under so much stress emotional, physical,& financial stress and living with my girlfriend now my Ex. Before I shit all over myself in my pants was on my way to the bank to see if a check of a large amount was deposited account to cover our rent. Found out through the bank teller the check was fake right there my stomach got sick did not live to far from our apartment so I rushed home before I can even open the door I totally shit all over myself. When happened it was a yucky and disgusting filling I told my girlfriend who's now my Ex. Because we told each other everything That I popped all over myself in my pants. When I told I know she got mad even though she said I'm not it was an accident could tell by the tone of her voice that day was the most embarrassing yucky and disgusting moment of my life just wanted to share my story
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Submitted by johnnyluh (newfoundland, canada, Some State) on 05.01.15
Was reading in bed on my cell phone because I couldn't sleep. It's 6am and people are getting ready for work here in bathrooms. I knew it was coming. Tried to let a fart out... now my duvet is a hot mess of spinachy shitwater...i need a new duvet and cover (Full Story) Was reading in bed on my cell phone because I couldn't sleep. It's 6am and people are getting ready for work here in bathrooms. I knew it was coming. Tried to let a fart out... now my duvet is a hot mess of spinachy shitwater...i need a new duvet and cover now
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Submitted by dick in my ass (Garett) (cock city, AL) on 08.04.15
i shit myself while i was jacking off and it was wierd cause i like couldnt get up and i was completely naked and there was diarrhoea all over my ass cheeks and my bed, so i was freaking out and then i hear my mom come home and im fucking flipping out like (Full Story) i shit myself while i was jacking off and it was wierd cause i like couldnt get up and i was completely naked and there was diarrhoea all over my ass cheeks and my bed, so i was freaking out and then i hear my mom come home and im fucking flipping out like what do i do just get my covers and cover my self so thats what i do and she walks in and says "how was your day?" i reply"it was fine." and then she sits down next to me and just starts talking for ever and ever and it starts to stink so she says"whats that smell?" and i say "what smell?" and then she pulls off my covers on accident by stepping on it and she sees everything it was so embarassing.
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Submitted by Jeremy gusler (Aston , PA) on 01.18.16
I woke up next to my mom there was shot every where I checked myself it wasn't me it was my mom I tried waking her up but no she likes to lay in her own shit
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Submitted by Sir Shitsalot (Sweet Mary and Joseph, OH) on 09.29.15
It was a beautiful night in Vistana beach. I sat on the cliff watching the moon drift by. Then she came. Iris McQueen. The hottest girl in the world. I immediately stood up and hugged her. I looked into her eyes and she looked into my. As our lips met we b (Full Story) It was a beautiful night in Vistana beach. I sat on the cliff watching the moon drift by. Then she came. Iris McQueen. The hottest girl in the world. I immediately stood up and hugged her. I looked into her eyes and she looked into my. As our lips met we both shit so much that I later realized it would not come out of my pants. I will hold that moment in my heart forever...
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Submitted by Kay (Orlando , FL) on 04.13.16
It just sprung onto me, I was at Walmart and had the sudden urge to shit so bad. But of course the only two stalls were taken. So I go to the urinal to try and pee in the mean time. Worst mistake of my life. One litter push and squish. A bit of the diareah (Full Story) It just sprung onto me, I was at Walmart and had the sudden urge to shit so bad. But of course the only two stalls were taken. So I go to the urinal to try and pee in the mean time. Worst mistake of my life. One litter push and squish. A bit of the diareah I'm about to have squirts in my underwear. I am currently in the stall, stalling. FML
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Submitted by ForeverAMess (Watertown, NY) on 09.29.16
Well it's been a lo day and I have been trying to put more fiber in my diet and eat healthier in general. I have been doing great and feeling awesome well until this. I shit myself. I was going to mail a letter to my husband because we do cute things like (Full Story) Well it's been a lo day and I have been trying to put more fiber in my diet and eat healthier in general. I have been doing great and feeling awesome well until this. I shit myself. I was going to mail a letter to my husband because we do cute things like that and yup all of a sudden I couldn't help it and I just well shit myself. I didn't know what to do. Luckily my friend waiting for my outside to "quickly drop off a letter and come back" figured out something was wrong and insisted it was fine and drove me home. While I sat in shit. We need more people like her. Moral of the story is
Fiber, coffee and large amounts of stress is back for your GI tract.
Goodnight.
And oh it's such a humbling experience. I won't take it for granted anymore.
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Submitted by Bri P (durham, NH) on 04.17.15
It was a typical day just lazing with my boyfriend smokin a toke smoke an i guess i musta smoked too much cuz suddenly i just started sneezing a bunch and on the last sneeze a bunch of mushy liquid brownie slipped out of my loose fart box and my boyfriend (Full Story) It was a typical day just lazing with my boyfriend smokin a toke smoke an i guess i musta smoked too much cuz suddenly i just started sneezing a bunch and on the last sneeze a bunch of mushy liquid brownie slipped out of my loose fart box and my boyfriend looked at me lovingly and said "you are so prety brinana" i never felt so proud
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Submitted by Patchmaster Flex (San Diego, CA) on 04.22.15
BOOM BOOM Rappin'! BOOM BOOM Crappin'! I Shit my self at work a couple of times in my life!
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Submitted by Shittylyfe (Tallahassee, FL) on 12.13.14
I used to be really addicted to opiate pain killers (oxy 30s if u know what those are) and during withdraws you have to shit and throw up uncontrolably so here I am driving really fast down a back road in shithole, fl trying to get to my dopemans house bef (Full Story) I used to be really addicted to opiate pain killers (oxy 30s if u know what those are) and during withdraws you have to shit and throw up uncontrolably so here I am driving really fast down a back road in shithole, fl trying to get to my dopemans house before I get really sick well I sneezed shit my pants going like 100 mph almost died and had to clean up 7 lbs of master exploder diarrhea with 3 mcdonalds napkins all with my new girlfriend sitting shotgun
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Submitted by Völx Is Shit King. (Deez Nutz., Some State) on 07.09.15
I went to the cinema today only to end up shitting myself in the middle of the screening,i stood up in attempt to leave the room but It ended up spilling and leaking out of my pants man holy shit
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Submitted by Peter (Toronto , Some State) on 04.06.16
My mom works from home in the basement so I was walking downstairs to tell her something and literally the instant I turned the knob to open the door to her office my pants were full of liquid shit.
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Submitted by BossMan (Lancaster, CA) on 02.04.15
I was sitting down on on my computer doing some hw and i was trying to fart but it just wouldn't come out it was bugging me i forced it and it make a sound took me 5 minutes to realize i shit myself
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Submitted by Dumpboy (London, NV) on 05.31.16
Had been out fairly drunk in London England. Walking back from the tube realised I really needed a piss. I have a weak bladder after a pretty disastrous car crash, so was worried about that when I got to the flat.. Fast forward a couple of minutes and I ca (Full Story) Had been out fairly drunk in London England. Walking back from the tube realised I really needed a piss. I have a weak bladder after a pretty disastrous car crash, so was worried about that when I got to the flat.. Fast forward a couple of minutes and I can't get the key in the door, I give up and just let it all come out, pissing into my suit and not caring, just relieved... As this is happening I manage to get the key in and straight into the loo I go, as suddenly Ive realised I really need a massive shit. Just as I'm sitting down, almost slipping over on all this piss everywhere, a huge dump comes out and slams into the floor, just in front of the loo. I was so disgusted I actually left it there for a couple of days... Big mistake, it is so hard to get shit out of the floor!!
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Submitted by apollofun (svern, MD) on 09.24.15
I was at six flags and was in line for the super man. I had to go but I was about to get on so I stayed in line. Big mistake ... I got to the top of the hill and had to go.I went over the hill had diahria. In the picture I was totally crying. Then we left (Full Story) I was at six flags and was in line for the super man. I had to go but I was about to get on so I stayed in line. Big mistake ... I got to the top of the hill and had to go.I went over the hill had diahria. In the picture I was totally crying. Then we left and didn't go back for a month.
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Submitted by B (SACRAMENTO, CA) on 08.04.16
So I had a stomach bug and threw up like crazy earlier that week. So I started to feel better,but had crazy mud butt. So I was on the couch watching the news and was a bit gassy so I let it out. I felt moistness and realized I shitted on the couch! I ran t (Full Story) So I had a stomach bug and threw up like crazy earlier that week. So I started to feel better,but had crazy mud butt. So I was on the couch watching the news and was a bit gassy so I let it out. I felt moistness and realized I shitted on the couch! I ran to the bathroom and got myself cleaned up. But then the couch had a shitty poopy smell 😂😂
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Submitted by Itsyaboy (NYC, NY) on 04.20.16
I had to go home from work last week because I pooped my pants and I didn't tell anyone but then my friend sent me this page today so it's like he knew. Just a sliver escaped before I had an exciting adult poo at home. The subway ride was NOT FUN.
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Submitted by Mike (Some City, WV) on 05.19.16
I was getting ready to leave for a hike and farted and that fart ran down my leg while all of my friends were waiting on me
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Submitted by Big Dick Anderson (Springfield, OR) on 07.30.16
So, I would sometimes walk to work, a whopping two blocks away, especially if it was snowing outside that day. Sadly, I drank heavily and ate dairy , so the day after around 10 AM I'd be in serious distress. Twice, I barely got the key in the door and comp (Full Story) So, I would sometimes walk to work, a whopping two blocks away, especially if it was snowing outside that day. Sadly, I drank heavily and ate dairy , so the day after around 10 AM I'd be in serious distress. Twice, I barely got the key in the door and completely shit myself. I blame my lentil-heavy diet. But it happened, twice. I'd simply undress in the shower, wash off all turd and go back to work. Go back in new pants of course.
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Submitted by Shrugs (Some City, NJ) on 02.15.14
I had just ate a whole tub of cookie Dough. I knew it would upset my stomach and make me have the rumbleys. After playing my Xbox I felt like I had to fart. I then realized that it wasn't a fart. It was slimy moist diarrhea. I try to go up to the bathroom (Full Story) I had just ate a whole tub of cookie Dough. I knew it would upset my stomach and make me have the rumbleys. After playing my Xbox I felt like I had to fart. I then realized that it wasn't a fart. It was slimy moist diarrhea. I try to go up to the bathroom but as I got up all of the slimy moist diarrhea went down my legs down my pants and some stinky chunks stained my pants. And I felt the chunks slip down my legs and into my socks into my shoes. The shit was very liquidy. I didn't know what to do afterwards. I stood there for a brief minute or two wondering how I'm going to get myself out of this mess. That was the last time I ever trusted my farts...
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Submitted by zipperhead (forks, WA) on 02.19.15
everytime I eat papa murphy take and bake pizza I shit myself the next day I think its something in the sauce all o know is that I was at the library today and shit all over myself it was a leg leaker
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Submitted by Chuck (Some City, CO) on 02.27.15
3 days of constipation, pain in my gut. Wake up the next day feeling a fart coming on and "RIIIIIPPPP" shit all over my pants. Diarrhea all day including a pants shitting later that day.
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Submitted by Apoc (Palm desert , CA) on 05.26.15
So I'm there laying on my brothers bed on my laptop trying to configure some software when all of A sudden without warning liquid shit just came pouring out of my ass like a waterfall. I was like what the fuck? Anyways I ran to the restroom to finish up an (Full Story) So I'm there laying on my brothers bed on my laptop trying to configure some software when all of A sudden without warning liquid shit just came pouring out of my ass like a waterfall. I was like what the fuck? Anyways I ran to the restroom to finish up and it was the dirtiest fucking shit I have ever seen.
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Submitted by Mynameisjeff (Chattanooga , TN) on 03.16.16
Walking around a moon pie store in the city on a date. They had a "flaming moe" energy drink we started making Simpson jokes and really bonding. I was really becoming fond of her. I had been holding in a fart but once the laughter started it came out. Not (Full Story) Walking around a moon pie store in the city on a date. They had a "flaming moe" energy drink we started making Simpson jokes and really bonding. I was really becoming fond of her. I had been holding in a fart but once the laughter started it came out. Not just the fart. I quickly put down the flaming moe, said "I have to go to the bathroom" and walked away.
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Submitted by Cigar poopy (Clearwater, FL) on 11.20.14
I was at a cigar place in Clearwater. The salesman was an obvious high end retail a wipe who couldn't stop talking about his marketing prowess. Midway thru his tack hack I craoped twice and left a mess pile of underwear. I only hope he realizes that I don' (Full Story) I was at a cigar place in Clearwater. The salesman was an obvious high end retail a wipe who couldn't stop talking about his marketing prowess. Midway thru his tack hack I craoped twice and left a mess pile of underwear. I only hope he realizes that I don't care about his retail experiences, I only care about getting in an out,but this time my ass was to let loose and I could have shit better if he would have just shut his Fking trap
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Submitted by Pakishits (Plantation, FL) on 06.04.16
So I work as a stressing inspector on high rise buildings. Today I was on a new (still in construction) building and I was leaning over to measure the tendon when suddenly I thought I farted but my whole leg was dripping in fecal matter.
One messy walk d (Full Story) So I work as a stressing inspector on high rise buildings. Today I was on a new (still in construction) building and I was leaning over to measure the tendon when suddenly I thought I farted but my whole leg was dripping in fecal matter.
One messy walk down to the portapotty from the 13th floor
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Submitted by doubles (San Francisco, CA) on 06.25.16
I shit my pants hard one time in preschool at recess. I decided the best course of action was to just sit down and wait for my Mom to show up. It was at least an hour until an adult came and found me.... alone.... with pants full of poop.
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Submitted by Longgrass (Balmoral, VA) on 09.23.16
I was cuddling up to me missus and getting all horny and naked and I was dry humping her leg while kissing her and left a big line of shit up her leg needless to say no nookie lol
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Submitted by sea lion (Norwich, Some State) on 11.17.14
I was out drinking one night with some good friends, we were hitting it pretty hard, next thing I know, I've been arrested for walking down the local train line and st some point I had crapped my knickers. Needless to say I wasn't put in the posh squad car (Full Story) I was out drinking one night with some good friends, we were hitting it pretty hard, next thing I know, I've been arrested for walking down the local train line and st some point I had crapped my knickers. Needless to say I wasn't put in the posh squad car, I had to wait for a van that I could soil with my shitty clothes.
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Submitted by Some idiot (Some city, Some State) on 06.28.15
I was lying down in bed and thought I had to fart. Well... that definitely wasn't the case, I shat my pants and it was so embarrassing even though no one was around me.
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Submitted by shitstorm420 (portland, OR) on 11.18.14
one day i was sitting down. i stood up and sat back down and accidentally sat on my balls. the pain was so extreme it made me let loose a wet and sticky one followed by a big ol' log. long story short i had to scrub my balls for an hour. they still smell l (Full Story) one day i was sitting down. i stood up and sat back down and accidentally sat on my balls. the pain was so extreme it made me let loose a wet and sticky one followed by a big ol' log. long story short i had to scrub my balls for an hour. they still smell like shit
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Submitted by Nikki Kakks (V, Some State) on 09.29.15
Shit yourself? Tell the world your story... k. I was eating a fresh looking grape and i accidentally tokk a shit bye
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Submitted by Sirknowitall (Richfield , MN) on 05.23.15
Bench.Park.Sat.Got Up.Looked Around.Breath.Bosnia. Thats my shit story
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Submitted by ashamed (loserville, AL) on 05.02.16
I was dining with friends when nature called. Then I dashed out and jumped in my car only to be stopped at a red light. It was the final stretch to the base, but rather think like a adult, my inner child said to let it rip. I completely shitted myself on t (Full Story) I was dining with friends when nature called. Then I dashed out and jumped in my car only to be stopped at a red light. It was the final stretch to the base, but rather think like a adult, my inner child said to let it rip. I completely shitted myself on the spot. Relieved, I drove to base in peace. It is now that I realized that my car seat is ruined. This will play out well in the morning.
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Submitted by armanni Cattaffo (Lincoln, NE) on 10.01.16
I was playing football on the west park and I went for a knuckleball and shat myself
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Submitted by Twiceisnotok (Manchester, CT) on 04.29.15
The first time was fair enough - I was very ill and hadn't slept for 2 days out of pure sickiness. For some reason, in my sickness induced delirium, I thought it was ok to fart. It wasnt. Fortunately the hotel I was in had a Shower-Toilet, so i just sat th (Full Story) The first time was fair enough - I was very ill and hadn't slept for 2 days out of pure sickiness. For some reason, in my sickness induced delirium, I thought it was ok to fart. It wasnt. Fortunately the hotel I was in had a Shower-Toilet, so i just sat there with the shower on over my head.
The second time was pure arrogance. I was on holiday in Rome, just showered and went onto the balcony for a cig. I put my hands on my hips, looked at the scenery and said "ahhh Rome" and forced the trump I had brewing as if it were punctuation for my sentence.
Anyway... Not so much fart. Boxers ended up in the hotel bin and my little brother asked a lot of questions about why I needed a second shower....
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Submitted by LemonButt (Santa Crapeedo, CA) on 06.29.14
I was trying to fart when I was doing some pretty intense LARPing (live action role playing) and hordes of shit just flung out of my bottom. D: In front of my girlfriend, but she shit herself too so we were even. I felt a bit better.
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Submitted by ChillbroSwaggins (Fremantle, WA) on 11.21.14
I was on some very very strong antibiotics on a long flight; I thought I needed to fart but instead I shit myself spectacularly. Threw my underwear away, threw my pants away, happened to have a spare pair of each in my carry on.
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Submitted by Alec (orillia, Some State) on 12.12.14
One day i went out for a date with a girl i have liked forever, we went out for wings that didnt agree with me, she made me laugh and i started bursting out lava shit all over me and my date, she screamed so loud everyon ein the resterant heard and embarr (Full Story) One day i went out for a date with a girl i have liked forever, we went out for wings that didnt agree with me, she made me laugh and i started bursting out lava shit all over me and my date, she screamed so loud everyon ein the resterant heard and embarrassesd me, afftyer all this we went home and banged.
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Submitted by Anal (Niagara Falls, NY) on 06.08.16
man i was at my nigga anthonys and it was just me and him at the house i was walking up the stairs and said listen to this fart and then it was shit so i ran to the bathroom screamin i shit my self then i called my mom and was like get me sum underwear bit (Full Story) man i was at my nigga anthonys and it was just me and him at the house i was walking up the stairs and said listen to this fart and then it was shit so i ran to the bathroom screamin i shit my self then i called my mom and was like get me sum underwear bitch
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Submitted by BritishKidLovesEurope (Some City, Some State) on 06.30.16
I'm sat in my living room watching the Euro 16 football championships, currently wothbthe score at 1-1 Portugal vs Poland in the first half. While celebrating renato Sanchez score, I felt a slight dart and my ass seems wet! Not sure if I've what myself, ot (Full Story) I'm sat in my living room watching the Euro 16 football championships, currently wothbthe score at 1-1 Portugal vs Poland in the first half. While celebrating renato Sanchez score, I felt a slight dart and my ass seems wet! Not sure if I've what myself, others around my don't notice anything but I'm scared to get up in case I have a patch of wet shit under my ass! Ahhh! What should I do!
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Submitted by Mr. Brown (Denmark , Some State) on 07.20.16
Last time I shit myself was an hour ago. I was walking home late at night after visiting a friend on the other side of town and when I was half way home I felt a very loose bowel movement coming on. I fought it bravely, taking deep breaths while sweating p (Full Story) Last time I shit myself was an hour ago. I was walking home late at night after visiting a friend on the other side of town and when I was half way home I felt a very loose bowel movement coming on. I fought it bravely, taking deep breaths while sweating profusely and stopping every 20 meters or so to get my bowels under control. 50 meters from my home, my sphincter gave up the fight and the brown shame spread slowly and warmly through my undergarments and jeans. I did the brown walk of shame home and cleaned myself up. Not the proudest night in my 30 years here on earth...
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Submitted by Mr.Runner (Norway(Europe for you Americans), Some State) on 06.28.16
So I was going to be running 6km today.
So I started running and when I had passed 5km I had to stop for a sec because my arse wanted to let a little fart out, and it hurt!..
I was about 100m away from the 6K mark and I had to abort and walk home abo (Full Story) So I was going to be running 6km today.
So I started running and when I had passed 5km I had to stop for a sec because my arse wanted to let a little fart out, and it hurt!..
I was about 100m away from the 6K mark and I had to abort and walk home about 300m
I got home and when I passed the front door I had to stop, I couldn't hold it in, I was 7-8m away from the toilet and my ass decided it was a good place and time to let loose, so I did.. I had no control.. I shit my pants as well on the floor and on the toilet(Not in).. as I tried to get most of it from my pants and boxersshorts..
So yeah, I'm 22 years old and I just shit my pants..
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Submitted by Pooperdupersuper (fairbanks, AK) on 03.01.15
I shit my pants because my borther took to long in the bathroom
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Submitted by shithead (Gotham, AZ) on 04.16.15
Well it all started,I desperately wanted to use the bathroom for a shit.somebody even more desperate got in before me.and caused a whiff.i waited five minutes for the stench to go,turned my back and somebody else queue jumped me.in my shock I ended up shit (Full Story) Well it all started,I desperately wanted to use the bathroom for a shit.somebody even more desperate got in before me.and caused a whiff.i waited five minutes for the stench to go,turned my back and somebody else queue jumped me.in my shock I ended up shitting my pants literally.
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Submitted by shit van gundy (dallas, TX) on 01.04.16
i was at jerry jones`S Neverland ranch having a few drinks (pappy van winkle to be exact)when all of the sudden terell owens walked out in a speedo along with tony dungy and michael strahan using anal beads on each other ...jerry stood up and shit all over (Full Story) i was at jerry jones`S Neverland ranch having a few drinks (pappy van winkle to be exact)when all of the sudden terell owens walked out in a speedo along with tony dungy and michael strahan using anal beads on each other ...jerry stood up and shit all over himself
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Submitted by thatkiddowntheblock (chicago, IL) on 10.06.14
I doing oral with my boy friend and I was face sitting him. While he was eating me out, I felt like I had to fart. I took the risk and next thing I knew, he had shit all over his face. We broke up that very moment...
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Submitted by mike (oak forest, IL) on 02.22.15
i was playing in the snow and i didnt know i had to poop i got hit with a snowball and i shat my pants and i was scared and my gf broke up with me
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Submitted by G (LA, CA) on 05.06.15
I HAD TO POOP IN MY FRIENDS MOUTH SO I ASKED HIM BUT HE DO NOT WANT SO I WAS FUCKED BY A DUCK
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Submitted by rancid (los Angeles, CA) on 02.13.16
What can I say, I shit my pants. Smells putrid. Gotta throw my underwear in trash at work. Bunch of shit dripped into my pants. Gotta wash em with paper towels.
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Submitted by ItsMyluck (Spokane, WA) on 03.09.16
I was visiting a friend of mine when I woke up to my tummy alerting me to use the rest room. However, my friends Dad was in the shower. I absolutely couldn't hold it in. I had to shit in my friends trash can. It was explosive diarrhea. Now it's all over me (Full Story) I was visiting a friend of mine when I woke up to my tummy alerting me to use the rest room. However, my friends Dad was in the shower. I absolutely couldn't hold it in. I had to shit in my friends trash can. It was explosive diarrhea. Now it's all over me and her trash. Now I'm covered in shit waiting for her Dad to get out of the bathroom. I'm hiding near the litter boxes. I'm blaming her cats for the smell.
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Submitted by Courtdad (Herndon, VA) on 03.27.16
Passing through a security check point into ff county court house. In line while folks are being wanded the girgling tummy srtuck. I asked if I could move along but no, no of course not. It was summer and I had on shorts, well it started and I had no say i (Full Story) Passing through a security check point into ff county court house. In line while folks are being wanded the girgling tummy srtuck. I asked if I could move along but no, no of course not. It was summer and I had on shorts, well it started and I had no say in it. The entire area where the security checks took place turned into a toilet. It was awful. Shirt was running down my legs, the floor was a mess. I gathered my dignity and walked to the information booth asked where the bathroom was. My son was in tow as he was why we were there. In the stall I was calling for paper towels (imagine if there were only hand dryers). That'll teach the little guy to get into trouble with the law.
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Submitted by Natalie (Nowhere Land, Some State) on 06.22.16
I've pooped myself quite a few times due to IBS, infact... This poopy story I'm about to tell you happened literally a few weeks ago. Okay, so basically that day I had my daily lunch and breakfast I had a few vegetables as well. My stomach was doing fine s (Full Story) I've pooped myself quite a few times due to IBS, infact... This poopy story I'm about to tell you happened literally a few weeks ago. Okay, so basically that day I had my daily lunch and breakfast I had a few vegetables as well. My stomach was doing fine so far, so I didn't really worry about pooping. That was the worst decision ever, seriously. I decided to have a walk since summer break was here, the sun was out and overall was a good day so far. I was talking a walk, when all of a sudden, my bowels started to move since I was having a BM. I thought to myself "You gotta be kidding me, why now out of all times? There's no bathrooms in site!" The urge to poop soon came, and was really urgent. I couldn't take my pants off and poop either, since this was a public place. My stomach literally felt like it was going to explode, my bowels were saying "Either you go poop now, or I'm gonna do it for you!" I tried to hold it in, even though I had a 90% chance of not making it. It eventually happened, and the poop filled up my pants. I felt like I could literally eat an entire pizza! I was hoping no one would notice... The smell wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but you could still definitely smell it. I was hoping since I was hiking, it would blend in a little better. I felt the back of my pants when no one was looking, and it literally felt like a grapefruit was in the back of my pants. I was just hoping it wouldn't show a stain since I was wearing bright pants. Since there was no bathroom in site as I stated before, I would have to wait. I just decided that it was best I changed when I got home. I continued walking, and since it was so solid it didn't fall out of my pants at all. I think a few people looked at me in a strange way as I was walking, it was embarrassing. Luckily I didn't know any of these people though, thank god. I eventually got home, and changed myself up. I looked at the back of my pants, and saw a really huge bulge. I think a few people may have seen it. My underwear was completely ruined, it had a huge brown spot on it and smelled bad. I just dumped the poop out of my underwear and washed up. It felt like an hour. So a thing I learned from this story: Never go for a long walk after eating, you'll most likely poop yourself and get embarrassed. This is evidence that girls actually do poop, lol. Not the most embarrassing thing in the world by far, but still embarrassing.
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Submitted by Just missed it (Bloomington, MN) on 08.03.15
The last few weeks the wife and I have been lubing up our colons with plenty of Metamucil in a feeble attempt to lose some weight.
Yesterday, I doubled-down by having Chipotle burritos for lunch, and a huge sub-sandwich for dinner.
After my morning drive (Full Story) The last few weeks the wife and I have been lubing up our colons with plenty of Metamucil in a feeble attempt to lose some weight.
Yesterday, I doubled-down by having Chipotle burritos for lunch, and a huge sub-sandwich for dinner.
After my morning drive to work, I stopped at my desk on the way to work out, and then...the tummy rumble. I started to walk fast, but there was no way I was going to make it. Then...the bathroom...damn! My shorts had a waist-tie, a belt *and* the button and the zipper. Folks that's just too many things to remove. Standing in the stall with the *door STILL OPEN*, my sphincter was no longer any match for this mudslide. Wave after wave shot out of my ass all over the toilet, wall, underwear and my pants. It just kept coming...a huge pile trapped in the underwear that I didn't have time to remove and the splatterhouse that, now, was the bathroom stall. I used quite a bit of toilet paper to clean up. I threw away my underwear in the trash, still full of shit (they weighed about a pound). Luckily, I saved my shoes and socks.
Since I was going to work out (well, *before* this happened), I did bring gym shorts. I wore them proudly all day.
When I went back into the bathroom later - wow, did it stink!
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Submitted by Liquid fury (Long beach, CA) on 10.16.16
Well last night I was playing pokemon go. I walking down a parking lot that goes down to the docks. I was walking having a good time. I felt what I thought was a fart turns out it was the beginning of something terrible. At this point I am between 2 public (Full Story) Well last night I was playing pokemon go. I walking down a parking lot that goes down to the docks. I was walking having a good time. I felt what I thought was a fart turns out it was the beginning of something terrible. At this point I am between 2 public restrooms that are about 3-4 minutes walking distance. I start to calmly make my way. Cold sweat starts kicking in I can feel some terrible shut is going to come out. I start power walking. I walk and start undoing my pant I get into the rest room. I am not even 2 feet from the toilet when I feel like the shit is starting to escape. Drop my pants and sure enough I had liquid shit all over the inside of my pants and boxers. At this point I take off my pants and boxers and begin cleaning myself with toilet paper. I have no choice but to leave the boxers and try to clean the pants as best as possible. Put on just the pants take a long walk of shame. Luckily I had plastic bags in my car to put on the seats.
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Submitted by Uknown (cardiff, AK) on 10.03.15
I was walking then pop it all exploded out
THE END (Full Story) I was walking then pop it all exploded out
THE END
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Submitted by Shittard (Los angeles, CA) on 12.29.15
We were traveling back from a family trip, and we had stopped at Wendy's to get food. I drank this vanilla ginger ale (biggest mistake ever). Well we were on the highway and the traffic was really bad. There was no exit for about 10 miles. Finally we end u (Full Story) We were traveling back from a family trip, and we had stopped at Wendy's to get food. I drank this vanilla ginger ale (biggest mistake ever). Well we were on the highway and the traffic was really bad. There was no exit for about 10 miles. Finally we end up get to a gas station but there are like ten people in line to poop. Then I ran to this Mexican restaurant and while I was running I was shitting in my white short shorts. I got to the bathroom and it was all just flowing out and I clogged there toilet.
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Submitted by :C (Billings, MT) on 01.22.16
i just was sitting playing a game on steam and then i let a rip and i regret its poopie:|
(Full Story) i just was sitting playing a game on steam and then i let a rip and i regret its poopie:|
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Submitted by Blackseed (Amsterdam, The Netherlands, Some State) on 04.07.16
I shitted myself and wife while making love. Very embarrassing moment. Not to be repeated. We were at a small party. I had one beer too much. That one beer was fatal.
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Submitted by pussylicker44 (tempe, AZ) on 02.06.15
so it was a great night with my girl, took her to dinner and we watched a movie after. in the middle of the movie she smirked and asked to leave. we got to her house and it started. we fucked for a little while then she blew me. as i went in for her pussy (Full Story) so it was a great night with my girl, took her to dinner and we watched a movie after. in the middle of the movie she smirked and asked to leave. we got to her house and it started. we fucked for a little while then she blew me. as i went in for her pussy i started then all the sudden she farted, i kept going then i felt something wet, i touched my nose and it was brown, i turned on the lights and look down and this bitch shit herself
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Submitted by xXxJosephxXx (Limerick, LA) on 11.21.15
I was gambling so hardly last night then I lost in poker and shat on the dealer.
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Submitted by Kendra (New York City, NY) on 10.15.14
So me and my hoes were out twerking with some other hoes and i got diarrhea and shit all over a bitch wearing white and she threw up and cried
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Submitted by WonderFart (Some City, Some State) on 02.06.15
So I eat a pizza and then brush my teeth. When I'm brushing I feel a Fart coming,I let it loose but nice hot poo sauce come gushing out and down legs.Fuck.):
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Submitted by Poop (Poznań, Poland, Some State) on 02.26.15
So I was lying in bed with my boyfriend and started to laugh and it happend
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Submitted by kitten (Some City, NY) on 09.30.15
one time i was in the office and i had had a dunkin donuts coolata. i was walking out in the hall where a lot of people were and i realized that i had a shitting feeling and there was nothing that i could do to stop it. I am a woman and i was wearing a dre (Full Story) one time i was in the office and i had had a dunkin donuts coolata. i was walking out in the hall where a lot of people were and i realized that i had a shitting feeling and there was nothing that i could do to stop it. I am a woman and i was wearing a dress and no underwear underneath, which i usually do. of course, no one else is looking down but i realize that some poop has fallen down onto my shoe as i try to get back to my office and close the door. I remember someone talking to me and me trying to look like I am not in crisis while still caring about what they are saying. i probably should have tried for the bathroom but my instinct was to get to my office. I had never shit myself before. the consistency coming out was the same as the coolata going in. i locked my office door and tried to clench and use paper towels but i could not make it stop no matter what i did. it just poured out. it was horrifying. i am laughing about it now. thankfully no one knocked on my door. i was able to get through it and clean there and then move to the bathroom the clean more. Needless to say, I have never had a coolata again in my life. I have told the doctor and he thinks there is something in the coolata that disagreed with me. Because I have had some continued shitting problems on and off, I don't know what to believe. it is true that coffee sometimes effects me but nothing has ever effected me that way. If any of my clients or coworkers had realized what was going on, I don't know if I would have been able to walk back in the building.
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Submitted by Shittrain (Placerville , CA) on 01.18.16
So I shit myself... I was heading home with the girl who is now my girlfriend from a party i threw in the woods and really had to shit. She had to pee and the first place to stop was a porta potty and I decided to let her use it first like a gentleman... B (Full Story) So I shit myself... I was heading home with the girl who is now my girlfriend from a party i threw in the woods and really had to shit. She had to pee and the first place to stop was a porta potty and I decided to let her use it first like a gentleman... Bad idea.. While waiting I shit myself. After I got cleaned up as best as I could and threw my boxers down the hole. The 30min drive home I just hoped she didn't smell it 💩 She doesn't know to this day.
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Submitted by Sgtbjf (Rjbdshd , Some State) on 07.09.16
One day i was walking to school and i really needed to shit. I was walking with my friend so i couldnt go faster. Finally we made it to the gates when it slipped out. I left my friend and made it to the toilets. Fortunaetly it had not left my undies and i (Full Story) One day i was walking to school and i really needed to shit. I was walking with my friend so i couldnt go faster. Finally we made it to the gates when it slipped out. I left my friend and made it to the toilets. Fortunaetly it had not left my undies and i carefully removed them and threw them in the bin. I had to go commando for the rest of the day
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Submitted by DickJohnson88 (NYC, NY) on 09.13.16
Ok, so I'm from NJ but my friends and I would often party in NYC. So we went to some event (I forget what event because this was way more memory searing) and I get really really drunk. So I'm on the train ride home, alone, knowing I'd have to walk about 3 (Full Story) Ok, so I'm from NJ but my friends and I would often party in NYC. So we went to some event (I forget what event because this was way more memory searing) and I get really really drunk. So I'm on the train ride home, alone, knowing I'd have to walk about 3 miles to get there. The train takes an hour and just as I get on the escalator to reach the platform, 'the urge' hits. So I decide to stand in the part between the cars. Its an hour ride and I was clenching with all my might. Then about a half hour into the ride we hit a bump and there was nothing I could do. I blasted propably a litre of fastfood, liquor and beer shits down my jeans' leg and, luckily for the conductors and train crew, down between the cars.
Tried to clean up in the in-station Dunkin' Donuts but the station was closed as it was the last train out. It was the shittiest walk of shame (the bad kind) I've ever had.
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Submitted by Hopefully unnoticed (Some City, TN) on 09.21.16
So apparently taking iron pills can make you shit. I didn't know that and had taken one. I went to my car at my house (which I have a few roommates including my landlord) my landlord was outside working on something in the garage. I didn't notice that thou (Full Story) So apparently taking iron pills can make you shit. I didn't know that and had taken one. I went to my car at my house (which I have a few roommates including my landlord) my landlord was outside working on something in the garage. I didn't notice that though. Not until on my way to the car I took a brief moment to pause and fart (I thought I was alone) and the fart was not a fart indeed. I felt it all down my leg. I still continued to my car hoping my landlord didn't notice anything. I then proceed to find something to wipe my legs off with and hid my shoes in the trunk of my car. I grabbed a giant blanket and went inside. My roommates are out in the living room watching a movie so I'm gonna hide in my room the rest of the night until I can go unnoticed to do a load of laundry and shower. I hope I don't smell. So embarrassed.
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Submitted by fr (toppenish, WA) on 04.19.16
so like, i was like in like, bed you know, and i thought i saw santa and like i was like scared because i thot i wasnt gonna get like any presents if i saw her. so like i like went outside and like spied on her, and like i threw a perfect rock right at her (Full Story) so like, i was like in like, bed you know, and i thought i saw santa and like i was like scared because i thot i wasnt gonna get like any presents if i saw her. so like i like went outside and like spied on her, and like i threw a perfect rock right at her hat. i was laughing so hard, she heard, so like i went behind my house and like, she saw me so i shat my pants.
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Submitted by zane (Some City, Some State) on 04.21.16
I had been eating mayonnaise and pickles all day with jalapenos and then my mother feeds me can tomatoes with kidney beans and big glass of milk and to wash it all down limeade on the way home I hear my stomach do a sound like a building exploding and I co (Full Story) I had been eating mayonnaise and pickles all day with jalapenos and then my mother feeds me can tomatoes with kidney beans and big glass of milk and to wash it all down limeade on the way home I hear my stomach do a sound like a building exploding and I couldn't hold it I shit my fucking self and by the time I got home my asshole was on fire and I got super rash
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Submitted by shittymcgee (ohio, IL) on 09.10.16
Well i was sitting in the living with my grand kids, next ya know Whopps i shit myself. I told my nephews there was a frog in couch. Im currently shitting in my nieces. What do i do now?
(Full Story) Well i was sitting in the living with my grand kids, next ya know Whopps i shit myself. I told my nephews there was a frog in couch. Im currently shitting in my nieces. What do i do now?
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Submitted by kitten (Some City, NY) on 09.30.15
the doctor thinks it is a food allergy. it seems like it happens when i eat healthy. i have lost 70lbs. it isn't wheat. i have shit myself a little bit every day this week and i don't know what to do. when i eat badly, like pizza and taco bell it doesn't h (Full Story) the doctor thinks it is a food allergy. it seems like it happens when i eat healthy. i have lost 70lbs. it isn't wheat. i have shit myself a little bit every day this week and i don't know what to do. when i eat badly, like pizza and taco bell it doesn't happen at all. so i can get healthy, but shit myself every day or be fat and sick but never shit myself. what kind of choice is this?
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Submitted by brooklynboy718 (brooklyn, NY) on 06.06.16
well i wasn't shitting all day i had burger king an boom there she blows i was like 3 stores away from the bathroom an shit got real i had nothing to change in shit down my legs in my shoe the smell my god was killer went to a bathroom room an if you rem (Full Story) well i wasn't shitting all day i had burger king an boom there she blows i was like 3 stores away from the bathroom an shit got real i had nothing to change in shit down my legs in my shoe the smell my god was killer went to a bathroom room an if you rem the movie dumb an dumb when she said there shit every were yea that what happen to me mind you i had shorts on
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Submitted by Redskin (Mexico, AK) on 09.28.15
one day I woke up I looked at my wife and I shit myself and it got all over legs and shit I realize that I got my yellow mushy shit right in her legs and mouth and I shit in her pussy
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Submitted by Poop poop (NYC , AK) on 12.01.14
Went to Times Square asked the naked coyboy for a photo he put his hand on my ass and I shit myself it ran down my leg I was wearing shorts it was like an expolsion all over the street people started to video the shit running down my leg one guy called me (Full Story) Went to Times Square asked the naked coyboy for a photo he put his hand on my ass and I shit myself it ran down my leg I was wearing shorts it was like an expolsion all over the street people started to video the shit running down my leg one guy called me a smelly bitch bad day for me
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Submitted by joxxill (århus, Some State) on 12.31.14
so yeah, i shat my pants today. on the bus. i was at a party. and on the way home ( i was sitting next to my brother and said i think i may shit myself) then i tried to hold it in. then it came out and i was sitting in the bus for like 10 min with the shit (Full Story) so yeah, i shat my pants today. on the bus. i was at a party. and on the way home ( i was sitting next to my brother and said i think i may shit myself) then i tried to hold it in. then it came out and i was sitting in the bus for like 10 min with the shit in my pants. then people started saying "it smells like someone shit there pants" and then when my stop came i just ran out of the bus and pulled off my pants then ran home in underpants only. then i took a shower
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Submitted by some plain shithead (shity, Some State) on 04.07.16
i was going on a date with my crush, when all of a sudden i felt the urge to take a massive dump but i was dedicated to hold the shit in; that worked fine until after maby 40 minutes? i then farted a loud fart whilst my date was telling a story about some (Full Story) i was going on a date with my crush, when all of a sudden i felt the urge to take a massive dump but i was dedicated to hold the shit in; that worked fine until after maby 40 minutes? i then farted a loud fart whilst my date was telling a story about some random girl i didnt know. she stared at me with shoch as her eyes looked like the soul had left her body. i am now single, and will never leave my house ever again.
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Submitted by poop mcpooperson (sf, CA) on 07.17.16
I like to touch base on here now and then.... So I shit myself again, this time it was hard to hide. I ended up having to put my shitty drawers in this girls purse because i couldn't find a trashcan and I fucking panicked... people were coming and I had to (Full Story) I like to touch base on here now and then.... So I shit myself again, this time it was hard to hide. I ended up having to put my shitty drawers in this girls purse because i couldn't find a trashcan and I fucking panicked... people were coming and I had to conceal my poo. I left the party and moved to a new city shortly after that. I'm running out of cities.
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Submitted by TheRealCB (Swampland, FL) on 09.06.15
Coming back from fishing in St. Pete, Fl, I was crossing the state on Rt70, and saw a skunk in the road at about 430am...
Tried to avoid it, but it ran and I hit it anyway. I thought hey I'm doing 70mph, I bet the smell wont....
Ooops. Too late. I (Full Story) Coming back from fishing in St. Pete, Fl, I was crossing the state on Rt70, and saw a skunk in the road at about 430am...
Tried to avoid it, but it ran and I hit it anyway. I thought hey I'm doing 70mph, I bet the smell wont....
Ooops. Too late. I let loose in an explosive way, and also projectile vomited all over the inside of the windshield and dashboard of my Ford truck.
Drove with crap in my jeans till I got to crossroad of US 27, and an all nite Shell station that has a little cafe. Used the men's room and washed my pants and tshirt in the sink. Left them the mess, which also included about half a thing of paper towels to clean me up.
Wen't waltzing out of the place with a handful of paper towels for the window and dash... and totally wet clothes.
Made it home... sick as a dog, and it was a good 12 hours later (in hot sun) that I got to disassemble the dashboard to get the puke out of all the little tight spaces. What a F'n mess.
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Submitted by Tommy (Toronto, Some State) on 09.10.15
I was cleaning the kitchen floors when I felt a nice hearty fart build up. Next thing I feel is that warm moist gooey mess between my cheeks. I ripped my shorts off and used the t shirt I was wearing as temporary TP, threw it both in the washer on sanitary (Full Story) I was cleaning the kitchen floors when I felt a nice hearty fart build up. Next thing I feel is that warm moist gooey mess between my cheeks. I ripped my shorts off and used the t shirt I was wearing as temporary TP, threw it both in the washer on sanitary cycle and now I'm upstairs in the bathroom for possible follow ups and I think I've never been looking more forward to a shower than I am right now.
Not sure if it was the greatest idea to use my phone on the toilet, the leather case seems to be sucking up the slightly shit stench that's on my fingers (I didn't really touch it but some must have seeped through the shirt).
Anyway, shit happened.
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Submitted by mark (Some City, WI) on 11.22.15
Not sure if this is normal, but quite often I get the urge to fart when I'm having sex. The other night, I was having sex with my gf when I farted. As if that wasn't bad enough, a big blob of shit paste had flown out onto the fresh white linen
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Submitted by datboi (Some City, NY) on 04.06.16
i mixed some small jawns with some tequila, and my guy... on some real sh*t, i let out a lil fart and it dragged out for a little too long.. then i heard a donald duck quack type sound. Smh.
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Submitted by Poosus (Shitville, AK) on 08.03.16
I tried to fart and then I accidently shitmyself, so then I got shrek to clean it up, he did more then clean it up ;-)
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Submitted by Irhfbx (Lhvfh, Some State) on 07.09.16
One day i was at school and i had been out for dinner at a japanese resturant the night before and all of a sudden i had the urge to shit really badly. I tried to fart to let out pressure but i didn' even shart i just shat. I pooped my pants a small amount (Full Story) One day i was at school and i had been out for dinner at a japanese resturant the night before and all of a sudden i had the urge to shit really badly. I tried to fart to let out pressure but i didn' even shart i just shat. I pooped my pants a small amount though it was absolute liquid so it ran straight through my pants staining them and the chair. I ask to go ti the toilet and i practically run from the room and my friend looks at my chair shocked and laughs.
I made it to the toilet the first time but later that day at lunch i tripped and a bucketfull of brown liquid came out completly ruining my pants and my school life
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Submitted by eternallydamned (cleveland, TN) on 07.18.16
when i was a young child, maybe first grade tops, i was lip synching and dancing, pretending to be a pop star in the bathroom mirror. i wanted to fart like my dad did. on command. but when i stopped and farted i saw myself in the mirror and felt, low and b (Full Story) when i was a young child, maybe first grade tops, i was lip synching and dancing, pretending to be a pop star in the bathroom mirror. i wanted to fart like my dad did. on command. but when i stopped and farted i saw myself in the mirror and felt, low and behold, the worst feeling ever, a dampness. it looked not so entertaining at all, and i had makeup on, which was humiliating, but i called for my mother.
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Submitted by Hambonedodge (unknown, OK) on 12.05.14
15 beers give me the shits. I thought I could make it to my shop to rescue this computer from infront of the open window during a rain storm. When it happened I had my hands full of stuff that couldn't get wet, I tried to sit the laptop on the bar but spil (Full Story) 15 beers give me the shits. I thought I could make it to my shop to rescue this computer from infront of the open window during a rain storm. When it happened I had my hands full of stuff that couldn't get wet, I tried to sit the laptop on the bar but spilled a glass of apple juice. so I had to put the laptop down in another room, then I could clean myself, it is 4 am and I just want to go to bed!
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Submitted by shitman (Some City, Some State) on 02.19.15
That day I had the exam at my uni so I set my alarm clock early in order to study a little bit in the morning. So the alarm goes off and I turn it off and continue lying in the bed half-asleep when I feel a strange warm sensation in my pants. I immediately (Full Story) That day I had the exam at my uni so I set my alarm clock early in order to study a little bit in the morning. So the alarm goes off and I turn it off and continue lying in the bed half-asleep when I feel a strange warm sensation in my pants. I immediately realised that I've shat myself and rushed to the toilet to assess the damage and clean up. As the day before I had spinach for lunch, the shit was liquid like a gravy and left a large brown stain on my pants which I threw into the shower and promptly sat on the toilet seat. As I raised from the seat and started wiping myself, I saw that I had smeared shit all over the seat. I looked at my ass in the mirror and it was literally covered in shit, like nutella on a bread. I started to frantically wipe myself and while wiping a big piece of liquid shit landed on my bare foot which freaked me out. So I jumped into the shower (still containing my soiled pants) and proceeded to clean myself while being careful not to touch the pants. I then cleaned the toilet seat and threw away the pants and a shit-smeared towel and everything ended up well.
I also failed the exam later that day.
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Submitted by Ducky (Upstate, NY) on 07.25.16
Was waiting until I got home to try and poop... but my bowels had a different Idea. As I was leaving work I accidentally let go of all of my sweet hot shit. It seeped into my pants, which were khakis, right in front of my boss..
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Submitted by Iggy (Los Angeles , CA) on 10.01.16
On Tuesday morning when I woke up went to my closet to look for something felt something I ran before I could even make it to the restroom which was right next to my bedroom I shit all over myself which was yucky and disgusting
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Submitted by Mcshitty pants (rather not say, Some State) on 04.14.15
Was on a school trip in Ephesus Turkey. The first day very sleep deprived and ate Turkish airline food all day. I thought a major dump at the airport would make me okay...nah. As we were on the tour bus on the way to Ephesus, my stomach continued to boil. (Full Story) Was on a school trip in Ephesus Turkey. The first day very sleep deprived and ate Turkish airline food all day. I thought a major dump at the airport would make me okay...nah. As we were on the tour bus on the way to Ephesus, my stomach continued to boil.20 minutes in, I was walking past a place where a saint got martyred, my stomach let loose and shit exploded from me, hot and everywhere. Like a hose just popped after being corked. And to make matters worse guards with A K'S were behind me. I walked fast to the bus, got clean clothes and changed in the bathroom. I hid in the bus for the remainder of the day. No one was none the wiser
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Submitted by Danny_lopez38 (Williamsburg, VA) on 12.03.15
Curious of what it felt to shit myself I was in my bed and just shit myself in bed. Currently enjoying this feeling right now
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Submitted by Dank (Dallas, TX) on 09.21.16
Came back from gym, had anxiety, had food, and I thought I was gonna pass gas whilst going to the bathroom, but I shit myself instead. Fuck lmao
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Submitted by jacob (someplace in africa, Some State) on 09.20.15
I was having stomach aches all day and a few hours ago I had some vicious bowel movements. Luckily after that the pain went away and I felt normal again. Skip to now, I'm woken up by my girlfriend claiming the dog "crapped on the bed or somethign". I turn (Full Story) I was having stomach aches all day and a few hours ago I had some vicious bowel movements. Luckily after that the pain went away and I felt normal again. Skip to now, I'm woken up by my girlfriend claiming the dog "crapped on the bed or somethign". I turn on the lamp with no dog shit in sight, I get up and I can just feel the liquid shit running down my leg. My exact words were "Fuck I just shat myself".
And here I am after cleaning up I'm sitting in the living room on my laptop watching TV. I really don't feel like going to bed anytime soon, might sleep on the couch later though.
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Submitted by shittysick (Nastiest , Some State) on 12.21.15
I was really sick yesterday-- nauseous, dizzy, no energy, and almost threw up a couple of times. I felt fine this morning! I Felt like myself again!! I was talking to my mom on the phone, while staring out the window. All of the sudden, shit came out every (Full Story) I was really sick yesterday-- nauseous, dizzy, no energy, and almost threw up a couple of times. I felt fine this morning! I Felt like myself again!! I was talking to my mom on the phone, while staring out the window. All of the sudden, shit came out everywhere. I'm now sitting on the toilet with my underwear and pants soaking in water.
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Submitted by adolf (adolf, AL) on 12.05.15
hi my names adolf i shit myself because i was stretching my asshole over a mirror after snorting two lines of crushed amphetamine sulfate derivatives on that mirror resulting in my asshole to release a small green parasite onto the aforementioned mirror wh (Full Story) hi my names adolf i shit myself because i was stretching my asshole over a mirror after snorting two lines of crushed amphetamine sulfate derivatives on that mirror resulting in my asshole to release a small green parasite onto the aforementioned mirror which instigated me to clean up the aforementioned green shit-caked parasite off of the mirror so i could snort more amphetamine.
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Submitted by Grrrrr (Some City, Some State) on 04.06.16
here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only faaaarted (Full Story) here I sit
Broken-hearted
Came to shit
But only faaaarted
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Submitted by mynameisSCHIEßE (Boston/Revere, MA) on 09.11.16
I was about 11 or 12 at my neighbors house where I played with the other kids. I was alone on their backporch and I went for a nice fart coming on...a fart a little bit too nice. so I heard my train a comin out from my arsehole (pppwfgwfhwft), aaaaand a re (Full Story) I was about 11 or 12 at my neighbors house where I played with the other kids. I was alone on their backporch and I went for a nice fart coming on...a fart a little bit too nice. so I heard my train a comin out from my arsehole (pppwfgwfhwft), aaaaand a rectal passenger was lost to the tracks. shit tracks in my underwear. i thought felt something small and solid, there indeed was a little turd whistle, I KNOW because i got some brown-tint on my hand. I hopped back over the porch to my apartment side, the way i usually come and go instead of using the front door like a normal person, immediately cleaned that shit up at home. I'm not sure if i went back that day, but i felt so silly to trust that this fart was purely gas without any solids. TWAS NOT.
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Submitted by Danyyyyy (Some City, Some State) on 09.28.15
I love to shit my pants when im bored i shit my pants put my fingers down there and have a good sniff it always brightens up my day more people should shit themselves and there worl will be a better place
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Submitted by Jackoff (Detroit, MI) on 11.24.15
"I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be the cause of this?"
you're a moron. (Full Story) "I farted and shit myself. It is so embarrassing. Does anyone know what may be the cause of this?"
you're a moron.
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Submitted by Lewis Caimino (Kempston, Some State) on 05.31.15
I was being sick and sharting violently at the same time. It was a god awful smell and a long shitty walk home. In hindsight I should of sat on the toilet, better to be sick on myself than shit myself I think. I never did own up to my two friends that I sh (Full Story) I was being sick and sharting violently at the same time. It was a god awful smell and a long shitty walk home. In hindsight I should of sat on the toilet, better to be sick on myself than shit myself I think. I never did own up to my two friends that I shit my pants, I just got the hell out of dodge and denied it ever happened. They now call me shart boy and/or Poowis.
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Submitted by Royston McShittyhands (Assville, NY) on 09.11.15
I was running late for my scat fetish club and was sprinting for the bus after eating beans, cabbage and garlic. I had also had several generous helpings of laxative and a couple of enemas. As I ran to the bus I felt my bowels contort and I had no choice b (Full Story) I was running late for my scat fetish club and was sprinting for the bus after eating beans, cabbage and garlic. I had also had several generous helpings of laxative and a couple of enemas. As I ran to the bus I felt my bowels contort and I had no choice but to release mountains of shit out of my ass and into the back of my pants. As I did so, my ass growled and sang with such loudness that everyone in the street fell into a stunned silence. Rotten cabbage stench emanated from my ass and I squelched as I walked along. The shit trickled warmly down my legs and sprinkled onto my shoes as I contained to run. Luckily I managed to get on the packed bus. Squeezing my way through the other passengers, taking extra care to wipe and grind my ass on as many people as possible, I sat down on the hottest girl's lap with a super rancid squelch and asked her out. She seemed tempted at first before collapsing due to the stench. Then I sat on the seat next to her and let my shit seep into the cushion. I was so popular on the bus - everyone was looking at me and talking. After I got off the bus I saw through the window some of the other passengers sniffing my seat and rubbing their faces in it. I giggled joyfully at the blessed sight. Then I made my way to my scat club and pulled my pants down and let my wife bury her face in my rancid asscheex. It was the best day ever. The end.
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Submitted by the person that frequently shits themselves (shit, ID) on 12.05.15
sometimes they call me the person that frequently shits themselves because i have been known to frequently shit myself, especially on one occasion where i was stretching my asshole over a mirror that i had just finished snorting lines of amphetamine sulfat (Full Story) sometimes they call me the person that frequently shits themselves because i have been known to frequently shit myself, especially on one occasion where i was stretching my asshole over a mirror that i had just finished snorting lines of amphetamine sulfate derivatives off of and i released a green shit-caked parasite out of my anus as a result of my frustration with not being able to find any cocaine so i had to clean up the green shit-caked parasite off of my mirror so i could snort more amphetamines and eventually shit in one of the other non-mirrored ceramic bowls that most have allocated their fecal matter into because of undissolved opinion structures and social constructs regarding the very nature of waste disposal and incessant drug use i hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me for being the guy that is oftentimes referred to as the one who frequently tends to shit himself
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Submitted by Dax (Some City, RI) on 04.12.16
I'm currently sitting in a Walmart parking lot, waiting for someone who is shopping. I ate a burger from Applebees a few minutes ago and I tried for 20 minutes to hold it but I just shit myself. I'm do scared to move from the current position I'm in, in fe (Full Story) I'm currently sitting in a Walmart parking lot, waiting for someone who is shopping. I ate a burger from Applebees a few minutes ago and I tried for 20 minutes to hold it but I just shit myself. I'm do scared to move from the current position I'm in, in fear of making it worse. Please, send help.
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Submitted by Louis (Austin, TX) on 10.06.16
One time I was at school and I had to poop and I could no longer hold it and I shit myself on the spot
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Submitted by Shits McGee (Pensocola, FL) on 12.21.14
My wife and I recently welcomed our son into the world. On the way home from the hospital I poked fun at her for pooping during laboor. She took the baby inside while I got our things from the car. When I reached the door I realized she had locked the door (Full Story) My wife and I recently welcomed our son into the world. On the way home from the hospital I poked fun at her for pooping during laboor. She took the baby inside while I got our things from the car. When I reached the door I realized she had locked the door. I began to knock on the door when the hospital door hit my lower intesstine; then I began to knock very intensely. She opened the door to see me on the front porch with excrement running down my leg. Her response: "After you're done changing your diaper, change your son's too."
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Submitted by Luke (London, AL) on 04.19.15
I was in my sisters room she showed me her dollies, I pretended to fart on one when we where messing about. I pushed to fake fart but it was a shit, shit went all over her doll and the carpet. I was so embarrassed my sister then went and told her friends t (Full Story) I was in my sisters room she showed me her dollies, I pretended to fart on one when we where messing about. I pushed to fake fart but it was a shit, shit went all over her doll and the carpet. I was so embarrassed my sister then went and told her friends that i had pooped on her doll.
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Submitted by AwesomeSauce (Some City, Some State) on 04.29.15
I was out taking my dog for a walk around the block. I had just finished dinner that my sister had made for me and her, I ate most of it she ate a few bites and then was done. While half way around the block I felt my stomach cramp up like I was about to (Full Story) I was out taking my dog for a walk around the block. I had just finished dinner that my sister had made for me and her, I ate most of it she ate a few bites and then was done. While half way around the block I felt my stomach cramp up like I was about to vomit. I turned around to head back because of this. A few houses away, clutching my stomach in pain, i felt myself about to vomit. catching myself and swallowing while that was awful I still felt bad. Running home I felt it coming but I couldn't hold it because of the pain, and i now penguin waddled home with my ass looking a little more hefty then it should. Was the most embarrassing thing of my life. I just hope no one saw . I managed to hide it from my family as I throw my cloths out that night and went to the shower after I got in. Glad to know that I'm not the only one with this problem. Just gotta know now I should get take out when my sister makes food.
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Submitted by Dhenver (Fresno, CA) on 06.02.15
It was a normal day off work and I was sitting in the couch eating a pizza. Just enjoying the life to the big bang theory when i suddenly felt a urge to fart, so I went for it and I just exploded. Was an honour to live through such a amzing experiance.
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Submitted by Sarah P (Edinburgh Scotland, Some State) on 04.04.16
Lol, can't really tell anyone I know this.
Walking back from the pub the other week, I did a trump which was actually a poo, or the start of one. Walked most of the way with my cheeks clenched and legs crossed, saw a lad I know so chatted for a few minute (Full Story) Lol, can't really tell anyone I know this.
Walking back from the pub the other week, I did a trump which was actually a poo, or the start of one. Walked most of the way with my cheeks clenched and legs crossed, saw a lad I know so chatted for a few minutes but i said i really need to go, he watched me waddle off until I got around the corner and had to just let it go. Luckily I was only a minute away but it stunk, I was well embarrassed, don;t think anyone saw me though but I certainly sped up to get home quickly. My housemate was on holiday or it would have been really embarrasing lol
I'm going red just thinking about it
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Submitted by J (Niagara, Some State) on 11.24.15
I was out with my friends and we were walking, and i really had to shit but they didnt know that, we got back to his house and i got on my bike and started peddling, half way back to my house i accidentally let it out and it went everywhere
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Submitted by Whyohwhy (Guildford, FL) on 12.01.15
I suffer from ibs. I farted and shit myself.... I had diarrhea Which makes it worse..... I'm so ashamed
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Submitted by Darksoul096 (Brighton, MA) on 12.12.15
I just shat myself because of COLD-FUCKING-PLAY. There album is now out on spotify and just the fact of that gave me a heartattack but I shat myself and gonna die. SAVE ME!! CLEAN ME UP AND LOVE ME while I listen to coldplay and reach the seventh heaven as (Full Story) I just shat myself because of COLD-FUCKING-PLAY. There album is now out on spotify and just the fact of that gave me a heartattack but I shat myself and gonna die. SAVE ME!! CLEAN ME UP AND LOVE ME while I listen to coldplay and reach the seventh heaven as all this takes place.
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Submitted by Shayna (Fort qu appelle, NM) on 01.10.16
I walked in class I had to use th
E washroom the teacher wouldn't let me so I shit myself that's my story people and by the way the by the washroom is right you could see it lol (Full Story) I walked in class I had to use th
E washroom the teacher wouldn't let me so I shit myself that's my story people and by the way the by the washroom is right you could see it lol
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Submitted by T.Poo (Some City, Some State) on 07.08.16
One time a few years ago I ate Mexican food, and as delicious as it was, it ended up causing a total shitstorm (literally)! I was completely fine for the first 48hrs but then on Sunday (the lords day, mind you) all hell broke loose. At around eleven at nig (Full Story) One time a few years ago I ate Mexican food, and as delicious as it was, it ended up causing a total shitstorm (literally)! I was completely fine for the first 48hrs but then on Sunday (the lords day, mind you) all hell broke loose. At around eleven at night my mom, who also had the Mexican food, started throwing up, and since it was around midterms I tried to avoid getting sick by guzzling almost an entire carton of orange juice to give me a vitamin C boost. I decided to go to bed early, but I started feeling a bit queasy. I thought I was just psyching myself out after seeing my mom sick, so I layed there for a whil watching Friends to comfort myself, and even dosed off for a bit. All of a sudden my eyes shot open as the overwhelming urge to shit (and vomit) took over my entire body. I jumped out of bed in complete fight or flight mode and dashed to the upstairs bathroom, to find my mom still in there with the door locked. In a frenzy I ran downstairs praying to God and all that is holy that the downstairs bathroom wasn't occupied, but unfortunately my dad was in their, also vomiting. Shit out of luck I bolted back upstairs into my kitchen an paced back and forth trying to decide my course of action. I decide the best thing to do was crouch in front of the garbage can. After my entire life began flashing before my eyes and I began question my existence, I began throwing up while untrollably shitting in my shorts. After the vomiting stopped a stayed crouched there for a moment realizing that I had just shit myself and now there was a pile of liquid turd on my kitchen floor. I waddled down the stairs clenching the back of my shorts, hoping the shit wouldn't drip down the stairs, and scurried to the bathroom. My dad, who was moaning on the sofa next to the bathroom door, called to me before I went in to not be in there for too long, for his own selfish reasons. All j could think was "listen up douche, I'm going to be in here as long as I want- I just had the most traumatic experience of my life because you were in the bathroom." I waddled over to the toilet where I tried to slide my shorts down carefully without unleashing the clumps of shit in my underpants, but my attempts proved futile as shit began dripping down the side of the toilet. I climbed in the shower, naively thinking that that was the worst of it was over, even laughing at the fact that I had just shit myself for the first time since I was a baby. That night I continuosly had the same experience of uncontrollably shitting myself, waking up every half hour. There was a certain point where I was running out of underwear and I was sick of having to change myself so j ended up just laying out paper towels for myself like a dog and I just kind of layed down naked on my bedroom floor in utter defeat. I think the worst part of it all is having to go to Walmart after missing school for days, and having to buy underwear, just underwear. Everyone there new and that's how I got the name T.Poo. I still hate orange juice and Mexican food.
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Submitted by Immodium4life (Shart Stain, NH) on 09.21.16
I went out and had a late breakfast. Usually if I am going to have the runs... It is pretty immediate. So feeing confident I run some errands.
On my way home (only like 2 minutes away) I feel that all-to-familiar feeling in my gut. Doing 50 in a 30 som (Full Story) I went out and had a late breakfast. Usually if I am going to have the runs... It is pretty immediate. So feeing confident I run some errands.
On my way home (only like 2 minutes away) I feel that all-to-familiar feeling in my gut. Doing 50 in a 30 somthing flys out of the back of my truck but theres no turning back...
I am literally only like 1/4 mile from home, I SHOULD be ablt to make but all of a sudden...it is warm..I CANT STOP IT...I CANT HOLD IT IN...I HATE MY LIFE...
It just kept coming too. I pull straight onto the lawn of my appartment. OF COURSE THERE ARE LIKE 5 CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WORKING ON THE BUILDING. If my toddler wasnt in the back seat id probably have just driven off a cliff. But I pull him out and run up stairs.
Safe in my house, THANK GOD MY PANTS AND UNDERWEAR HELD IT ALL IN!
I take my pants and underwear off in the shower. Clean myself up.
I am now enjoying swallowing 48 immodium and wondering whats wrong with me.
IBS-D is a cruel cruel bitch.
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Submitted by Frank (Some City, Some State) on 01.12.15
I was taking a piss at work and when I thought I had to fart, I got an unpleasant surprise. Diarrhoea.
Thank God it only hit my boxers which I put into a plastic bag and threw away. (Full Story) I was taking a piss at work and when I thought I had to fart, I got an unpleasant surprise. Diarrhoea.
Thank God it only hit my boxers which I put into a plastic bag and threw away.
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Submitted by JP (Honolulu , HI) on 03.05.15
A few years ago when I was in AIT in the army, I shit myself after PT. I was at Red Stone Arsenal in Alabama and I spent the entire weekend drinking red bull and monster, so come Monday run day, I was dehydrated as hell.
I tougher through the run, but (Full Story) A few years ago when I was in AIT in the army, I shit myself after PT. I was at Red Stone Arsenal in Alabama and I spent the entire weekend drinking red bull and monster, so come Monday run day, I was dehydrated as hell.
I tougher through the run, but in formation I felt it. I was dizzy, about to pass out, and about to shit myself. I silently prayed for the Sergeant to finish talking and fall us out for personal hydene, and when he finally did I couldn't run without shitting myself.
Half way to the barracks, I knew it wouldn't matter so took off running, shitting myself as I ran passed the CQ desk and up the stairs. I finish on a toilet, and when I stood up, the shit was smeared all over the seat. I cleaned up, whipped my ass with a shower, and threw both my pt shorts and underwear away as they were now beyond hope.
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Submitted by rasberry (hello, AK) on 06.10.15
people knows in my school that I am the best farter in the world and my gf loves me for that , yesterday she told me to fart so hard in the school and when I did fart BANG it was a fart of shit bomb
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Submitted by slutman (Some City, KY) on 09.30.15
I member a couple of years ago when I was 12. My daddy had just finished making love to my bunghole, as daddys do sometimes,and pulled his penis out. I had to fart real bad so I let er rip, only The fart only lasted about 1 second and was the followed by l (Full Story) I member a couple of years ago when I was 12. My daddy had just finished making love to my bunghole, as daddys do sometimes,and pulled his penis out. I had to fart real bad so I let er rip, only The fart only lasted about 1 second and was the followed by liquid diahrrea which exploded out of my butt and sprayed all over daddy and the bed and the walls. I was so embarrased but daddy wasn't mad, he just made me help him clean up the mess before mom got home. He said that happened with mommy once too, but she never did that when me and her make love that way.
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Submitted by Fuzz (Blaine, MN) on 11.24.15
So I was walking up the stairs and felt a loud airy tumbling fart, turns out it was shit and I felt the brown poop water run down my leg into the carpet. After cleaning myself up, I started cleaning the carpet. Mom comes by and asks me what happened and I (Full Story) So I was walking up the stairs and felt a loud airy tumbling fart, turns out it was shit and I felt the brown poop water run down my leg into the carpet. After cleaning myself up, I started cleaning the carpet. Mom comes by and asks me what happened and I feel very ashamed to say i blamed my sin on a 8 year old American Staffordshire terrier.
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Submitted by Sad butthole (Panama, Some State) on 11.26.15
My ass is like a bag of leaves. All i did was lean forward a bit and watery shit came out with no warning. I feel like shit.
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Submitted by Crapmaster (Townsville, Some State) on 12.24.15
Working on a drill rig in the outback. Needed to shit badly raced off to a near by bush farting all the way. Got my pant down and shitted all over the inside of my work shirt I didn't get out of the way in time.
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Submitted by PoopPooPMCL (Naptown Craptown, MD) on 09.12.15
Ok... So.. long story short. It was my 1st day of work half way through the day my stomach cramped up horribly and I had to shit so fucking bad. A while later when I could finally get to the bathroom I hurried into the restroom and dropped trow'.. lmao.. I (Full Story) Ok... So.. long story short. It was my 1st day of work half way through the day my stomach cramped up horribly and I had to shit so fucking bad. A while later when I could finally get to the bathroom I hurried into the restroom and dropped trow'.. lmao.. I didn't realize my bright green polo basically came down to my fucking knees so I sit down and start shitting and I feel the back of my shirt fill with mushy half diarreah shit. needless to say I was mortified. cleaned up and finished the day praying no one could smell me.. bahaha true story.
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Submitted by C Nimble (Toronto, Some State) on 06.11.16
Watching my downloads on my computer tick away, getting really bored. After two cups of coffee and medication that makes me queasy, I thought I had to fart. Never, ever trust a fart.
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Submitted by Bitch (Carolina bitch, WY) on 11.24.15
It all started on December 24st I was eating lots of chipotle and drinking eggnog ( don't ask) the evening ended. At school tomorrow it was and kkeeuodhsfeuwiwhweeheuhdbeudieuehdueuuesusysgshdh is had shot my pants
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Submitted by Shitty (Nicholasville, KY) on 07.18.16
I had got to work early when I had the worst shit pain the office was still locked up and no were to go so I ran to my dump truck jumped in back and released my shit after I was done I tore off my t shirt and whipped up I went and got my first load of dirt (Full Story) I had got to work early when I had the worst shit pain the office was still locked up and no were to go so I ran to my dump truck jumped in back and released my shit after I was done I tore off my t shirt and whipped up I went and got my first load of dirt as I was dumping it there was an old man behind my truck watching me dump after all the dirt came out the shit and t shirt came rolling out I didn't even get out I just rolled on
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Submitted by Worsttimes ( New York City, NY) on 11.22.14
Went to my family friends house to watch a boxing match.
got through all three undercard matches, right when the main match happens, I wasnt able to make it to the bathroom and shit everywhere but right when I get out, the match is done. (Full Story) Went to my family friends house to watch a boxing match.
got through all three undercard matches, right when the main match happens, I wasnt able to make it to the bathroom and shit everywhere but right when I get out, the match is done.
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Submitted by MoMoMo (Miami, FL) on 01.18.16
I was walking to school last week when suddenly my stomach started hurting. I ignored it until I had an urge to fart. Once I did fart the poop shot out, went through my pants and hit my neighbors cat. I was so embarased that I shat my self and had a hole i (Full Story) I was walking to school last week when suddenly my stomach started hurting. I ignored it until I had an urge to fart. Once I did fart the poop shot out, went through my pants and hit my neighbors cat. I was so embarased that I shat my self and had a hole in my pants.
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Submitted by fuckingshit (San jose, CA) on 04.03.16
So my head hurt so baldy and I thought it was because I hadn't eat all day....so I ate......when I want to leave the dishes on the washing machine.....I felt like farting....since there was no one around....well it wasn't a fart...and i end it up shitting (Full Story) So my head hurt so baldy and I thought it was because I hadn't eat all day....so I ate......when I want to leave the dishes on the washing machine.....I felt like farting....since there was no one around....well it wasn't a fart...and i end it up shitting myslef at 2:40am and taking a shower..
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Submitted by Sam Oliver (Sheffield England, Some State) on 06.15.16
I never have a solid poo and I can't have a fart without sitting on the toilet I've had my new job just under a year and shit myself 5 times I've had to use my high viz to wipe my arse once before. They won't set me on permanent because I once laughed and (Full Story) I never have a solid poo and I can't have a fart without sitting on the toilet I've had my new job just under a year and shit myself 5 times I've had to use my high viz to wipe my arse once before. They won't set me on permanent because I once laughed and farted and the brown juice steeped though my trousers and onto the fusion seat so it forever smells like poo. I never admittedly said it was me but clearly people know it was me. They say things like smelly and shitty arse when they think I'm out of the room
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Submitted by Poop.me (Virginia beach , VA) on 07.06.16
Today I was in TjMaxx shopping for bathroom rugs. I was squated down touching the rugs to see if I liked them. I feel a fart starting to come out so I let it go... Then I felt the shit start dripping down my leg. I immediate ran from the back of the store (Full Story) Today I was in TjMaxx shopping for bathroom rugs. I was squated down touching the rugs to see if I liked them. I feel a fart starting to come out so I let it go... Then I felt the shit start dripping down my leg. I immediate ran from the back of the store out to my car. This was such a horrifying experience to have as an adult
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Submitted by squitty kitty (Aberdeen, Some State) on 07.11.16
I was on a night out a few years ago and had nipped to the loo for a pee. I was feeling boozy but otherwise ok and stood at the urinal taking a leak. I felt the need to fart and went with it. Big mistake. I felt this warmth and fullness fill my boxers a (Full Story) I was on a night out a few years ago and had nipped to the loo for a pee. I was feeling boozy but otherwise ok and stood at the urinal taking a leak. I felt the need to fart and went with it. Big mistake. I felt this warmth and fullness fill my boxers and realized I'd done the biggest liquid shite possible and immediately went into damage control mode. Fortunately all the urinals had been occupado as it was a busy Saturday night and I had been in a cubicle so as the usual mayhem of a Saturday night toilet in a busy bar went on outside I had to take off my shoes and trousers and peel off my decorated boxers, clean up and get reclothed. I had to end up abandoning my boxers on the floor of the cubicle which was pretty disappointing as they were really sexy ones with a pouch at the front to make me look bigger. God knows what the cleaner thought when they found them at lights up time later on in the evening, or the next occupant of the cubicle. I often wonder if it has become this legendary story amongst other people that were out that night and discovered the sexy shitty boxers!
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Submitted by Katybug (Honesdale, PA) on 08.15.16
I shit myself today in the car. I trusted to hole it in I was on my stomach,I had 16 minutes Till I got home so I tried to hold it in. All of a sudden it escaped it didn't go through my shorts but I'm still in the car waiting till I get home
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Submitted by nigga (denver, CO) on 04.09.15
I went to the beach and ate a good burrito.
it really wasnt good. (Full Story) I went to the beach and ate a good burrito.
it really wasnt good.
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Submitted by staxx (Tampa, FL) on 10.07.15
Was woken up by a fart I made. I felt anither one coming and knew shed be wet. So I scringed my two cheeks tovether and added my touch to the aroma. Smoothly went back to :).
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Submitted by Mason (crayon, CT) on 06.15.16
I shit and peed my pants today... I WAS WITH MY BF AND HE TICKLED ME UNTIL I SHIT MYSELF AND PEED MY BRAINS OUT I WAS SO MAD OMG
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Submitted by Shit All the Time. (Earth, NY) on 07.31.16
Well first off I shit myself at least 3 times a year. But the last one was that I was sleeping on my couch. I woke up and sneezed and shit myself while sneezing. I shit you not.
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Submitted by Sultan of Shit (Some City, Some State) on 09.06.15
I was sitting outside with my mother and felt the urge to fart. Immediately after I say to her I shit myself. She started laughing hysterically and said I'm not cleaning those so you better burn them.
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Submitted by Runners Shit (Some City, Some State) on 05.31.16
I fucked up.
I was on a run to prepare for a half-marathon in December. Today's run was a bit longer, only about 9 miles. It was still pretty fast paced, and would take me a little bit over an hour to complete.
If you were/are a runner, you know (Full Story) I fucked up.
I was on a run to prepare for a half-marathon in December. Today's run was a bit longer, only about 9 miles. It was still pretty fast paced, and would take me a little bit over an hour to complete.
If you were/are a runner, you know that diareeha after a hard run is expected.
This time. This time it was early. I got the early gurgly at mile 4, but I was almost to the half-way mark. I kept pushing and turned around.
At mile 5, it was clear I had to shit, but could tough it out.
At mile 6, I was clenching my ass cheeks together, and doing a hybrid of a waddle/run and was desperately praying to God I don't shit myself.
Mile 7 was danger zone. Turtle was touching cloth. I repeat, turtle was touching cloth. I was about to burst and had to pause every few steps to try to suction any shit back into my butthole.
I waddled a few more places and broke. I quickly ran behind the park in my town, and took a shit. Holy hell. I saw Peter at the gates as I released the most foul, most girthy peice of shit in my life. I felt I was the one being fucked.
I cleaned up and walked back in shame. Fuck. My. Life.
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Submitted by lljgsxthrhdtstd (googoogaga, DC) on 08.19.16
i just "recovered" from a stomach bug and you know when you think it's a fart, but it's a gooshie? that happened and i flushed my boxers down the shitter. When i went back to class, every 1 was like who let it rip?!? so i went home.
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Submitted by Raspootain (My ass, Some State) on 09.28.15
When me and my family ordered some Pizza Hut pizza,like 2 hours afterward everyone had mud-crap (that liquid shit) and the day after everyone had a bellyache...we promised to never order from Pizza Hut again,and instead ate Domino's
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Submitted by STEFANIA BARBAGLIA (Some City, Some State) on 03.10.16
I've seen them.
Was harvesting flowers straight outta Stormwind and the Horde 'locks fkn burnt them all.
Shat my pants.
Warcraft will never be the same. (Full Story) I've seen them.
Was harvesting flowers straight outta Stormwind and the Horde 'locks fkn burnt them all.
Shat my pants.
Warcraft will never be the same.
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Submitted by Mike (Shitsville TX, Some State) on 07.05.16
Go to step over the baby gate this morning and I squeezed out a little fart. Now, it was hot but not too hot so I was not alarmed at first.
As my foot settled on the floor my sock became warm, Im thinking "thats not right!?".
Long story short im in the s (Full Story) Go to step over the baby gate this morning and I squeezed out a little fart. Now, it was hot but not too hot so I was not alarmed at first.
As my foot settled on the floor my sock became warm, Im thinking "thats not right!?".
Long story short im in the shower.
It was pretty shitty.
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Submitted by poobum (Brighton, Some State) on 05.31.15
So today, i thought it was just a second fart, honest. Unfortunately not... So i legged it from the sofa to the first bathroom but realised there was no toilet roll. This meant another flight of stairs to the next toilet, would I make it? Luckily everyt (Full Story) So today, i thought it was just a second fart, honest. Unfortunately not... So i legged it from the sofa to the first bathroom but realised there was no toilet roll. This meant another flight of stairs to the next toilet, would I make it? Luckily everything that needed to come out, had already on the sofa and nothing more came of it.
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Submitted by The poopmiester (Nyc, NY) on 12.27.15
This happened about 1/2 hr ago...12/27/15 @8:30pm....I will never forget it, as it was my finest hour.
The tummy was not so yummy all day. I had to take some Tums to knock the edge off. So of course it makes a shit load of sense to have King Crab for di (Full Story) This happened about 1/2 hr ago...12/27/15 @8:30pm....I will never forget it, as it was my finest hour.
The tummy was not so yummy all day. I had to take some Tums to knock the edge off. So of course it makes a shit load of sense to have King Crab for dinner because my buddy wanted to get some....yeah I'm a bit allergic...yeah my stomach is already doing back flips...of course why not? Great idea.
We finish and as soon as I drop my friend off and head for home...45 mins away...I cramp like a woman on her mensees. By the way, I'm a man.
I'm trying to make it home, but the shit gobblins are attacking my arse hole bad...I have a large drop cloth in my car. I grab it, pull down my pants while driving on the East River drive, and let her rip. I've never shit so much in my life.
Then I folded over the flap and set my filthy ass on it. I'm glad I'm single.... Because if I wasn't before then, and I performed this stunt in front of a woman, I'd be single shortly thereafter.
I then got home...wiped my ass on the edge of the drop cloth and threw it in a corner city trash bin...poor garbage men tomorrow.... I am now on my porcelain thrown, finishing up...ruling over my poopdom.
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Submitted by John (Some City, Some State) on 11.25.15
I was in second period at school at had to take a dump but didnt want to use the disgusting bathrooms at the school so i decided to wait 6 more periods until i got
home to do the nasty. I shit you not, no pun intended, as i was a few feet from my front d (Full Story) I was in second period at school at had to take a dump but didnt want to use the disgusting bathrooms at the school so i decided to wait 6 more periods until i got
home to do the nasty. I shit you not, no pun intended, as i was a few feet from my front door my pants filled up and it was actually the most disgusting thing ever. Good thing it didnt happen at school
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Submitted by captain shitacular (boise, ID) on 01.13.16
I was almost home free. So close. Right when I undid my belt it happened. Shit fire and fury all up in my britches. Don't know what I did to deserve this. I am so sorry.
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Submitted by Ruthless (Iowa City, IA) on 12.17.15
I was laying in bad and felt the need to fart. It came out a little bit. Then it hit me. I have to shit. So I tried my HARDEST not to shit but I felt it building up. I couldn't move very fast or else it'll all come out. So as I was walking to the bathroom. (Full Story) I was laying in bad and felt the need to fart. It came out a little bit. Then it hit me. I have to shit. So I tried my HARDEST not to shit but I felt it building up. I couldn't move very fast or else it'll all come out. So as I was walking to the bathroom... I farted and shit myself outside the bathroom door.
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Submitted by Ouch (Mexico City, WY) on 10.09.16
I felt the fart easing out my ass and BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I SHIT MYSELF SO HARD IT WAS ALMOST ENJOYABLE. I then went to clean it up and got bored of that so I started to lick it up. My newborn son named Francisco came over and started watching (Full Story) I felt the fart easing out my ass and BOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I SHIT MYSELF SO HARD IT WAS ALMOST ENJOYABLE. I then went to clean it up and got bored of that so I started to lick it up. My newborn son named Francisco came over and started watching and now every time he shits himself he licks it up. I have mental issues #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
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Submitted by Beard (London, Some State) on 10.11.16
I made a knockout Chilli for my friend and had two courses of the stuff. It was THAT good. Then unfortunately when walking to the shop to get beers. I felt it coming. Straight away. I was in the shop tending like mad. Paid for my beers. Walks out in full c (Full Story) I made a knockout Chilli for my friend and had two courses of the stuff. It was THAT good. Then unfortunately when walking to the shop to get beers. I felt it coming. Straight away. I was in the shop tending like mad. Paid for my beers. Walks out in full clench. I was struggling all the way back. Got in the house. Got up the stairs. Shit myself right outside the bathroom door. Entirely. Completely. Everywhere. It was horrible. I had to shower it all off and wash my jeans and shorts in the shit filled bath as it ran around my feet in the water. Not a good day. You win some. You lose some. This was a loss.
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Submitted by chesh (Some City, Some State) on 08.30.15
My boyfriend fucked me so hard I got explosive diarrhea
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Submitted by Poo balls (Little rock, AR) on 01.04.15
I was at the mall with my GF and she spanked me on my butt and it surprised me and I ket out a fart... That fart was more than just a fart. I had started all over my ball sack. My GF smelled somthing stinkey and I ran to bathroom as fast as I could.
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Submitted by Sailor Moon (Los Angeles, CA) on 02.16.15
My boyfriend planned a nice romantic Valentine's dinner at an all you can eat Korean BBQ. I ate entirely too much and was drinking as well. More alcohol meant more food to absorb it! At a point I had to stop but my boyfriend kept eating and insisted I help (Full Story) My boyfriend planned a nice romantic Valentine's dinner at an all you can eat Korean BBQ. I ate entirely too much and was drinking as well. More alcohol meant more food to absorb it! At a point I had to stop but my boyfriend kept eating and insisted I help him. After all of that I attempted to save room for dessert. We went to a nice desert place right across the street. After the beautiful chocolates were consumed it was time to head home. I was fine at first...just a little bit of indigestion. After the gas passed I felt normal again. My boyfriend stopped at the store to buy some water. I waited in the car. We were right down the street from his house. The gas feeling came back and I farted but noticed something else was peaking out. Some people call this turtling. Freaking out I didnt know what to do I ducked down in the car holding my butt. It was on it's way and I couldn't stop it. I was horrified. I wanted to run toward his house and almost did...when he came walking back to the car. I was slamming my hands against the rear window when he got back I told him what was happening. After a quick drive back to the house I ran through the door and just made it to the bathroom. I had eaten so much that it had nowhere else to go.
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Submitted by RH (Some City, Some State) on 08.28.15
I was sat on the sofa browsing the Web on my laptop. My partner had just left for work and as the front door closed I suddenly needed to go to the toilet. I get up, and start walking upstairs; all of a sudden it goes from slightly needing the toilet to mov (Full Story) I was sat on the sofa browsing the Web on my laptop. My partner had just left for work and as the front door closed I suddenly needed to go to the toilet. I get up, and start walking upstairs; all of a sudden it goes from slightly needing the toilet to move out of my way bitch this baby is gonna blow desperate. I run up the rest of the stairs and as I get to the top my dog gets in my way. I barge past him best I can and rush to the toilet. Just as I'm pulling my jeans down there is a sudden warm rush. Turns out I have diarrhea and it is now all over my underwear. As I pull my jeans down so I can sit on the toilet more pours out onto my jeans and the floor. I gave up on toilet roll in the end and sacrificed the bathroom sponge to clean myself and the toilet seat which now had a wonderful masterpiece of my arse painted in shit. I'm now sat in my pyjamas scared to move in case the urge comes back.
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Submitted by klondike bar (moses lake, WA) on 11.19.16
NO rumbling
NO gurgling
NO paining
NO warning
I was out in the back yard working. No neighbor has a view. The yard itself is every wife's nightmare of what the husband did to the yard. [there is even spilled paint on the ground and "lawn" is praticall (Full Story) NO rumbling
NO gurgling
NO paining
NO warning
I was out in the back yard working. No neighbor has a view. The yard itself is every wife's nightmare of what the husband did to the yard. [there is even spilled paint on the ground and "lawn" is pratically non existant.
Suddenly my body says "I'm going to shit NOW!!!" I clamped my legs together so tight I caused muscle cramps up my back and down my legs. But hey; I didn't want to shit my pants, right?
So after a couple minutes of butt clamping the big pressure relieving gurgle happened and I uncrossed my legs with a huge sigh of relief. Now need to go let it out. So I clinch my butt cheeks together and start that funny duck walk for the toilet in the HOUSE. UmmHumm, some how I thought I shouldn't shit outside in the back yard. [Which, as I said before, is semi secluded.]
Now before I continue telling about the journey; I want to tell you about the $700 deep cleaning job a cleaning crew did from ceiling to carpets. They did a beautiful job. our house smelled wonderful. They finished up about two days prior. Yep I duck waddled through that kitchen door...WARNING the following dialog is cringe worthy... It was that single step up into the kitchen that weakened the muscle clinch. As I rounded the kitchen table the first squirt happened. It was like the underpants didn't exist. I heard the shit squirt fly out from under my kilt and hit the kitchen floor. For some stupid reason I decided to waddle down the CARPETED hallway to the toilet 20 feet away...squirt blat...squirt blat...squirt blat...all the way to the toilet. And ofcourse as I flipped my kilt up and bent forward to pull the underpants down and sit the shit blowout happened and destroyed the entire commode. For the next half hour as I was cleaning the mess up I kept asking myself... WHY didn't you just shit right where you were and just wash it away with the garden hose???
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Submitted by Butts mctoast online (Narnia, AK) on 07.10.15
I was eating a shit while shitting and then I shat out a shit that was shitty as shit.
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Submitted by Neckerchief (Some City, Some State) on 11.21.15
So I had McAlister's earlier this adenoma for lunch. Hadn't sat well all day, food poisoning. I just passed gas, and a small bit of liquid feces came out. Guess I'll need fresh undergarments and slacks now!
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Submitted by Shitty (Nicholasville, KY) on 07.18.16
I had got to work early when I had the worst shit pain the office was still locked up and no were to go so I ran to my dump truck jumped in back and released my shit after I was done I tore off my t shirt and whipped up I went and got my first load of dirt (Full Story) I had got to work early when I had the worst shit pain the office was still locked up and no were to go so I ran to my dump truck jumped in back and released my shit after I was done I tore off my t shirt and whipped up I went and got my first load of dirt as I was dumping it there was an old man behind my truck watching me dump after all the dirt came out the shit and t shirt came rolling out I didn't even get out I just rolled on
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Submitted by Paul (The Burg, Some State) on 09.07.16
Im a school bus driver. First route in the afternoon is a high school route, followed by an emenrary route. Just as we finished loading up to leave, I knew there was trouble...would it be possible to run in the school real quick? It would have been really (Full Story) Im a school bus driver. First route in the afternoon is a high school route, followed by an emenrary route. Just as we finished loading up to leave, I knew there was trouble...would it be possible to run in the school real quick? It would have been really awkward, but looking back, maybe I should have tried...
Let me back up just a bit, here. Two days ago I drank about 4.5 Sierra Nevadas on a beautiful, sunny afternoon. I rarely drink, but Im perfectly aware of the beer shits that await a day later. However, despite some rumbling, they never manifested (not that I didnt try!) I knew the trouble maker was in there somewhere and would make his appearence eventually...
My afternoon high school route is only about 20-25 minutes. There are a handful of gas stations on the way to their neighborhood...my stomach was hurting, I had a hunch this was more serious than I wanted it to be. The pressure - a pressure I know all too well, in fact - was building. Heading out of "town" my belief that I could make it was quickly slipping away when all of a sudden a loose, streamy stream filled my pants...it poured and poured. In my horrified relief, I could only pray this poop soup wouldnt spill out onto everything, exposing my brand new and utterly priceless secret. An immediate concern was "how bad is this gonna smell?" Which kid will be the first to notice? Can I play it off and indirectly blame one of them? And what the hell am I gonna do with all this shit? How can I clean this up?...
The best possible case scenario came to be - nobody noticed, it didnt really stink enough to make a report on a school bus. Dropped the kiddos off safely and started to take stock of my situation...what the hell can I do about this? What bathrooms are in the way to the elementary school? Id have 10 minutes to clean up if traffic was good...and then...no...not...oh shit...another serving of spicy, poo juice...I wondered how much of a mess this was going to make but I went with it...two days in the making, I needed this. Got it all out.
I had to sit up as tall as I could so as not to press it right out of my pants and all over the bus.
I called my boss - from my cell, Im staying off the radios for this - and gave him as little as I could (I still may have to fess up, time will tell). I said Ive just gotten sick on the bus and wont be able to make my next route, and Ill have to get this mess cleaned up when I get back to the bus barn. All good, he says, they can cover it.
But I still have a huge load of diarrhea in my shorts. Another stroke of luck, I live 2 minutes away from our parking lot. I drove to my house, parked on the street, ran in to clean myself up and change clothes. I grabbed some soapy water and a few rags and towels to clean up the surprisingly little that had gotten on the seat. For having just shit my own pants I was operating smoothly and efficiently getting it cleaned up. I made it back, used some industrial strength cleaning supplies from the shop and got my bus parked, and left work 45 minutes or so earlier than usual - not bad!
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Submitted by Rob (Denver, CO) on 09.24.15
Well I just farted and shit my pants. Now I'm going commando for the next few hours.
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Submitted by Carl (Some City, Some State) on 12.09.15
my stomach hasn't been good for days, and I farted first thing at school in the morning... Yep this is going to be a fun day
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Submitted by Sad Life #2 (Ft. Lauderdale, FL) on 12.23.15
I was lying in bed, stomach had a slightly uncomfortable feeling. Felt a fart coming. Turns out it was actually some shit... I have diarrhea.
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Submitted by Kam (arkansas, KY) on 10.09.16
I thought I farted but I shit when I was sick as a dog and I eased the fart out but I coudnt hold it in so it exploded in my pants then it fell to the floor and the dog ate it up like can food then he puked on the kitchen floor and my butler cleaned it up (Full Story) I thought I farted but I shit when I was sick as a dog and I eased the fart out but I coudnt hold it in so it exploded in my pants then it fell to the floor and the dog ate it up like can food then he puked on the kitchen floor and my butler cleaned it up and he said wtf dude your dog threw up shit and then he left and I never seen my butler again
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Submitted by true blizz (india, Some State) on 04.05.16
I was in the middle of a yoga class, and I was already sick. Long story short, I just shat down my pants. And had to wash my pants in a river before resuming class.
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Submitted by Jgdbkf (Tighdwv, Some State) on 07.09.16
This happened when i was in grade 5. We were working on an assignment in groups. It was the last period and i was busting to go to the toilet. I tried to fart to let out some pressure but i sharted and a bit of poop slipped out.luckily no one noticed and (Full Story) This happened when i was in grade 5. We were working on an assignment in groups. It was the last period and i was busting to go to the toilet. I tried to fart to let out some pressure but i sharted and a bit of poop slipped out.luckily no one noticed and My group then went outside. I waddled after my friends when i got close one of then said geeze who has srepped in dog shit! I immediatly redden and they both laugh at me which causes me to shart again and my pants are now absoulutly full and brown. They continue there hysterics and the bell goes and i walked 10 minutes to get home shit dripping down my legs
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Submitted by scooter (Some City, Some State) on 12.04.16
One night, after I picked up a hot babe at a local bar, we went back to my place. I took her to bed and was giving her some oral action when she pulled my head up and told me she had to fart. I told her that was okay, just let her rip. As I buried my face (Full Story) One night, after I picked up a hot babe at a local bar, we went back to my place. I took her to bed and was giving her some oral action when she pulled my head up and told me she had to fart. I told her that was okay, just let her rip. As I buried my face back between her legs, she let out a loud, wet sounding fart, and my face was splattered in liquid shit. I immediately gagged and puked all over her crotch and belly and then I violently shit myself also. We were both so drunk and stoned that we just busted up laughing and ran into the bathroom and jumped into the shower together. 6 months later we got married.
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Submitted by Pepioneser (Bucharest, MS) on 12.17.16
I was watching anime and I felt a fart so I let-'er-rip and then this liquid shit mix crawled out of my asshole. The first thing I did upon shitting my pants was type "i just shit myself what do i do" into google. Afterwards I went and emptied my bowels (Full Story) I was watching anime and I felt a fart so I let-'er-rip and then this liquid shit mix crawled out of my asshole. The first thing I did upon shitting my pants was type "i just shit myself what do i do" into google. Afterwards I went and emptied my bowels to prevent any more accidents in the near future. Then I washed my shitty undies in the sink. By the way I took a picture of my shitty undies and sent it to my wife. She loved it and had a hearty laugh. Thanks.
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Submitted by clarabartlett (Califonia, AK) on 11.22.16
THIS IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL TESTIMONY THAT I MOST SHARE TO YOU ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
I'm so excited share this testimony, i sincerely hope my post gets read and hopefully helps somebody along the line.i will never forget the help the Great Dr A (Full Story) THIS IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL TESTIMONY THAT I MOST SHARE TO YOU ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
I'm so excited share this testimony, i sincerely hope my post gets read and hopefully helps somebody along the line.i will never forget the help the Great Dr Ahmed Utimate render to me in my marital life. i have been in relationship for 4 years now and my boyfriend and i love each other very dearly . after 3 years of our relationship my boyfriend suddenly changed, he was having an affair with a lady outside, i notice it then i was praying for divine intervention the thing became more serious i told my pastor about it we prayed but nothing happen. my husband just came home one day she pick up his things and left me and the pregnancy, At this time i was confuse not knowing what to do again because i have lost my boyfriend and my relationship too. i was just checking my mails in the office when i saw someone sharing her testimony on how the Great Dr Ahmed Utimate help her out with her marital problems so i contacted the email of Dr Ahmed and told him my problem and him told me that my problems will be solve within 24Hours. he told me what went wrong with my boyfriend and how it happen. that he will restored my relationship back. To my greatest surprise my boyfriend came to my office begging me on his knees that i should find a place in my heart to forgive he, i ask him to get up from is knee that i have forgiven him. Friends your case is not too hard for the great Dr to harder, my life is back into shape i have my boyfriend back and we are happily married now with a baby boy and i have my job back too.This man is really powerful..if we have up to 20 people like him in the world, the world would have been a better place..he has also helped many of my friends to solve many problems and they are all happy now..Am posting this to the forum for anybody that is interested in meeting the man for help.you can......Email him on Ahmedutimate@gmail.com, call or Whatsapp he on+2348160153829
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Submitted by Soph (Dublin , IL) on 04.02.16
I have just sitting with my knees slightely raised and I farted the tiniest bit and a split second later a felt a massive amount of watery shit just flow out of my ass
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Submitted by Cedric the Scentsational (Enchancia, Some State) on 10.13.16
I was in my workshop, having stomach problems from the potion I was smelling and nervous about an upcoming magic show, when Sofia suddenly came in. She called me Mr. Seedrick and I barfed in my cauldron because that is not how you pronounce my name! As I d (Full Story) I was in my workshop, having stomach problems from the potion I was smelling and nervous about an upcoming magic show, when Sofia suddenly came in. She called me Mr. Seedrick and I barfed in my cauldron because that is not how you pronounce my name! As I did so, my anal sphincter let go of about a gallon of liquid stool, which soaked through and ruined everything I was wearing, including my purple robe. So as she left because of the unbearable stench, I said, "Merlin's Mushrooms!" Then magically cleaned myself and changed into another outfit just like the one I always wear. But I'll never be the same now that Sofia knows that I'm not above pooping myself.
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Submitted by Sneaky shit (New York, NY) on 06.03.16
Farts always preceed the shit, so when I started blowing silent sulfer clouds I knew it was time to find a shitter. I found one and pulled my car up to the door like a mad man but as soon as I exited the vehicle, the shit began to leak out of my ass. I c (Full Story) Farts always preceed the shit, so when I started blowing silent sulfer clouds I knew it was time to find a shitter. I found one and pulled my car up to the door like a mad man but as soon as I exited the vehicle, the shit began to leak out of my ass. I clenched as tightly as I could, trying to slow the shit flow and ran for the bathroom door. Just as I did, a hairy little Indian motherfucker ran in and locked the door. "FUCK!" I thought to myself. I gave up and just let loose in my pants. I could feel and smell the wet load. Everyone inside the convenience store could smell it was well and started looking at each other, trything to identify the culprit. I didn't care and stood there indignantly. I banged on the shitroom doir a few times to let the bastard know I was there. This seemed to encourage him to take longer. By this time, shit had run down my leg and there was now a walnut sized piece on the floor. A fly had already found it and was busy laying it's eggs on it. Finally, the door opened. I ran inside leaving a trail of crap, much like Hansel and Gretel. The fucker left his own crap in the toilet and didn't flush. I didn't care, quickly dropping trou to reveal the stankness of my shame.
I cleaned up as best I could, cut my underware off and threw them away (they resembled a dirty diaper) and wiped until my asshole was sore.
Good times.
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Submitted by David Watson (Edinburgh, Some State) on 08.15.16
Eating a slice and tottie scone roll, little did I know I'm about to pay the toll. Took a gamble and farted, and then a big jobby fell out my arse hole skidding slowly down ma left leg making a comfortable landing in my left boot. Amazing. What a day.
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Submitted by Rickell (Some City, Some State) on 04.26.14
Ok so i was at class, like normal, and my stomach started to growl and everyone heard it. And i thought it was normal sense i always ski breakfest, but then my butthole started to hurt. i thought i needed to fart so i tried doing a silent fart and it came (Full Story) Ok so i was at class, like normal, and my stomach started to growl and everyone heard it. And i thought it was normal sense i always ski breakfest, but then my butthole started to hurt. i thought i needed to fart so i tried doing a silent fart and it came out loud and then i went to the bathroom and noticed that i shit myself i was covered with liquid shit. it was horrible. so i smelled bad the rest of the day, and i had to ask friends for pants.
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Submitted by mason (crayon, CT) on 06.15.16
My name is john and I shit my pants in class today and everyone laughed at me... FUCK my boyfriend dumped me too SHIT!
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Submitted by Pooper (Zagreb, Some State) on 12.18.16
So i was sitting on my computer and i felt the urge to shit but i couldnt because i was playing an online game and i couldnt pause. I was holding a shit inside and the urge passed. About half an hour later i felt a urge to fart so let my fart out. The next (Full Story) So i was sitting on my computer and i felt the urge to shit but i couldnt because i was playing an online game and i couldnt pause. I was holding a shit inside and the urge passed. About half an hour later i felt a urge to fart so let my fart out. The next thing you know my pants were filled with heavy massive shit. Then i went to bathroom and cleaned myself.
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Submitted by Josef the Man (San Fransisco, CA) on 11.03.16
Some years ago, I attended the yearly Christmas staff party. Me and my friends made some stupid bets and I managed to win all of them. The prize was 6 large shots of tequila that had to be consumed within 10min, otherwise I needed to pay 100 dollars fine. (Full Story) Some years ago, I attended the yearly Christmas staff party. Me and my friends made some stupid bets and I managed to win all of them. The prize was 6 large shots of tequila that had to be consumed within 10min, otherwise I needed to pay 100 dollars fine. I drank them within 5 minutes and managed not to throw up, as I have a strong stomach. I was feeling fine the first 10 - 15min, until the alcohol kicked in and off I went!! I could not stand on my feet, became a veggie. My colleagues had to carry me to the nearest sofa. Apparently, in my world, I assumed I was sitting on the toilet. I tried to pull down my pants (was not very successful doing so) and started to shit in front of the WHOLE company!! So there I was, in front of 50 people, pants half way down and full of shit... My friends kindly carried me to the toilet and filled my pants with toilet paper, then called a taxi and took me home. Once I was told the next day what happened, I quit my job... That was also the last time I drank tequila...
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Submitted by The biggest fan (Some City, Some State) on 01.01.17
Simple story. Gross story. Walking home and the entire way i had needed to relieve but i held it. On the last 100ft to get home i realized i wasnt gonna make and started running. Before i got to the door i felt myself shit in my pants. Then i had to go to (Full Story) Simple story. Gross story. Walking home and the entire way i had needed to relieve but i held it. On the last 100ft to get home i realized i wasnt gonna make and started running. Before i got to the door i felt myself shit in my pants. Then i had to go to a forest nearby since my parents were in the house and i didnt want a soul to know. Cringe! I wish this never happened but shit happens i guess
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Submitted by Couch Potato (Some City, Some State) on 04.07.16
Sitting on the couch watching my sis play a video game. Thought I'd let one rip to watch her reaction...turned out to be a bad case of the Hershey squirts.
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Submitted by Oops! (Some City, Some State) on 12.12.15
So, I woke up in my bed. I really had to crap so I got up and waddled to the bathroom. I sat down and.. oops! It splattered everywhere and all up the wall and took me ages to clean up. I still get embarrassed about it
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Submitted by Sir poops a lot (Bryant, AR) on 12.31.16
I got so drunk last night That I just shit myself just to remind myself what it was like and yes it was shity.exactly how i remember it so I sead fuck it and just sat in my shirt pants all day and you know what i liked it so much I shit myself again three (Full Story) I got so drunk last night That I just shit myself just to remind myself what it was like and yes it was shity.exactly how i remember it so I sead fuck it and just sat in my shirt pants all day and you know what i liked it so much I shit myself again three times i shit myself before I changed my panties
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Submitted by Sammy (Some City, NJ) on 06.02.16
So I'd just come off the bus from my 8th grade trip where I had funnel cake and bacon cheese fries. Mt stomach was kind of hearting but I thought I could make it home, omw home I stopped for some ice cream which was a bad decision it only made my stomach (Full Story) So I'd just come off the bus from my 8th grade trip where I had funnel cake and bacon cheese fries. Mt stomach was kind of hearting but I thought I could make it home, omw home I stopped for some ice cream which was a bad decision it only made my stomach worse. I was about 3 blocks away from my home when it just splated out. I didn't know if there was a stain on my shorts so I just wrapped the towel from my bag around me and went the rest home it was a wierd walk home. 💩🙈ðŸ˜
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Submitted by franky feces (marshallville, OH) on 08.03.16
I snorted a huge line of cocaine. And it made me shit a little. Cuz I was in a car and couldn't stop. So heads up, cocaine and taco bell sounds fun... But it might get messy
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Submitted by Dmonee (vegas, Some State) on 08.16.16
Today I shit on myself watching a YouTube video. I farted. I felt something wet and it was on my damn couch. I ran to the bathroom to shit some more but was afraid the stain on my couch would stick. So I wiped real quick and ran back to living room to soa (Full Story) Today I shit on myself watching a YouTube video. I farted. I felt something wet and it was on my damn couch. I ran to the bathroom to shit some more but was afraid the stain on my couch would stick. So I wiped real quick and ran back to living room to soak the couch. Now I am back on the toilet confused as fuck...???
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Submitted by Myranda hamby (Port richey, FL) on 11.18.16
I was at my bfs house and while having sex felt a little pain. I thought it was from sex, but I guess i was wrong. Right in the act I shit all over the bed. I had no idea that was going to happen. Was trying to give my bf a good time. Guess it didnt w (Full Story) I was at my bfs house and while having sex felt a little pain. I thought it was from sex, but I guess i was wrong. Right in the act I shit all over the bed. I had no idea that was going to happen. Was trying to give my bf a good time. Guess it didnt work out that way
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Submitted by Gits & Shiggles (Sydney, Australia, Some State) on 11.20.16
My run started quite well, but at the point where it was time to turn around and head home, I felt a strange twinge. This twinge went away, but as I kept running, a surge of pain developed. The cycle repeated over and over again, like the paroxysm of a vol (Full Story) My run started quite well, but at the point where it was time to turn around and head home, I felt a strange twinge. This twinge went away, but as I kept running, a surge of pain developed. The cycle repeated over and over again, like the paroxysm of a volcano about to erupt. At the top of my street, I felt a sudden elation! Relief was at hand! My joy turned to horror as my sphincter could hold it in no more, and with a ghastly blast and a sound like a tear in the very fabric of space and time itself, my shorts turned from black to beige. I finally made it to my front door and raced to the toilet to discharge the remainder and decant my shorts, all the while shedding a stream of poop. Despite wallowing in my own filth, I don't think I ever felt a greater sense of relief.
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Submitted by Johnny poo poo pants (Lexington , KY) on 11.27.16
I was laying in my bed enjoying a episode of game of thrones while munching on some chips and guac and I felt a toot come on. But when I went to let the sweet innocent toot slip out, more then just gas slipped out. But sweet smooth diahrea.
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Submitted by Doofus89 (Some City, Some State) on 12.14.16
Don't ask me why but I thought it was a great idea to take probiotic pills, probiotic yogurt cups, AND yogurt for the past few days. Though I had to fart and it came out completely liquid. Never. Again.
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Submitted by Emmmmmm (New york, CA) on 12.12.16
Right so, picture this:
Me, my family and LOTS of relatives were sitting around a table getting ready to eat. I SERIOUSLY needed to Shit and my mum dropped a plate of food on the floor and when I stood up to help, I shat myself and it dripped down my sh (Full Story) Right so, picture this:
Me, my family and LOTS of relatives were sitting around a table getting ready to eat. I SERIOUSLY needed to Shit and my mum dropped a plate of food on the floor and when I stood up to help, I shat myself and it dripped down my shorts and onto the dinner.
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Submitted by Ad Rock (Austin, TX) on 01.06.17
One time (meaning just now), I was wearing my white pajama pants and talking to my mama on the phone when I get distracted while also farting and incorrectly calibrated what was supposed to be a primo silent but deadly.
I'm in my mid 30s.
(Full Story) One time (meaning just now), I was wearing my white pajama pants and talking to my mama on the phone when I get distracted while also farting and incorrectly calibrated what was supposed to be a primo silent but deadly.
I'm in my mid 30s.
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Submitted by Lonelyshitter (Santa Fe, New Mexico, NM) on 10.01.16
I was enjoying some sexy time with the lady at her house and just after I'd left, I felt the urge, greater than none before. I held and clenched and tried, alas, it was no good. I made it into my home, got 3 feet away from my porcelain throne and proceeded (Full Story) I was enjoying some sexy time with the lady at her house and just after I'd left, I felt the urge, greater than none before. I held and clenched and tried, alas, it was no good. I made it into my home, got 3 feet away from my porcelain throne and proceeded to drop a long disgusting line of liquid lava shit down the back of my leg, I'm sitting on my toilet covered in shit now. Literally an all time low here posting my story for everyone to read. #
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Submitted by Liz (Seattle, WA) on 01.09.17
I was driving back from my friends house and my stomach was feeling a little strange, but not too horrible so I thought I could make it home. It starts to get pretty bad as I pull into the garage of my apartment building. Immediately as I step out of my ca (Full Story) I was driving back from my friends house and my stomach was feeling a little strange, but not too horrible so I thought I could make it home. It starts to get pretty bad as I pull into the garage of my apartment building. Immediately as I step out of my car I know I have to get to a toilet ASAP. I can feel it coming and I try to get to the elevator as fast as I possibly can without making things worse. I make it to the elevator. I try to hold on until I get to my floor but I can't. It comes right out. I panic and finally get to my apartment and see what the damage was. Let's just say it took a long time to clean everything up...
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Submitted by Arty Sharts (Some City, CO) on 11.25.16
Once I was talking with my irish boss who is a cool guy and better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and shagging women. I tried to push out a fart but ended up explosively evacuating my bowels in public. My wife was so ashamed she took her (Full Story) Once I was talking with my irish boss who is a cool guy and better than me at everything, including arts and crafts and shagging women. I tried to push out a fart but ended up explosively evacuating my bowels in public. My wife was so ashamed she took her own life after drowning the children. I can't afford new pants.
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Submitted by De la Hoya (Dalton, GA) on 12.11.16
I always shit myself during fantasy playoffs, but this year was gonna be different. I went 8-5 for the regular season and was excited for the playoffs. First thing I noticed when I woke up was that I shit all on myself and completely ruined my bed sheets.
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Submitted by annoyed teenager (Some City, CA) on 12.18.16
my restroom is under renovation and my cousins live in the house behind me. i feel uncomfortable pooping in their restroom and their door was locked this morning so i came back to bed and slowly shat myself. i don't have a shower or a toilet for another da (Full Story) my restroom is under renovation and my cousins live in the house behind me. i feel uncomfortable pooping in their restroom and their door was locked this morning so i came back to bed and slowly shat myself. i don't have a shower or a toilet for another day or so and i want to kill myself.
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Submitted by EPIC DUDE (Miami, FL) on 12.28.16
So, i was playing on the computer like always then out of no where, before i knew it there was an absolutely huge shit in my boxers and it was running down my leg, i was in public too and people started to stare and this one guy punched me in the face and (Full Story) So, i was playing on the computer like always then out of no where, before i knew it there was an absolutely huge shit in my boxers and it was running down my leg, i was in public too and people started to stare and this one guy punched me in the face and i got knocked out for about 20 min before i got back up and i was somewhere else, i was in a hospital, turns out the guy who punched me had those metal things on his knuckles and he was also a criminal, so there i was, in a hospital bed with an imprint of the metal knuckle thing on my head saying "BITCH"
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Submitted by Rochelle (Martinsville, VA) on 12.15.16
High School, Sophomore Year, May 1, 2003
It was a normal school morning. I had eaten some really spicy chicken for breakfast and some mexican for dinner the night before. When I had gotten on the bus, my stomach started growling, and bubbling, and hurti (Full Story) High School, Sophomore Year, May 1, 2003
It was a normal school morning. I had eaten some really spicy chicken for breakfast and some mexican for dinner the night before. When I had gotten on the bus, my stomach started growling, and bubbling, and hurting. My friend had asked me was I OK, and I said 'yeah, it's just a stomach cramp'. The bus I was on was very old, so the bumpy bus only made the urge worse. When I got off the schoolbus, I speed-walked in the building. I knew that if I had farted again, shit would out. So I had went to the bathroom. I felt it coming out, and right before I had pulled my panties off, BAM. I had shitted in those panties, and they were gone.
Luckily, there was nobody in the bathroom, and everyone was in the lunchroom and in the commons. I had tried to hurry up, but I ended up getting shit on the floor, my socks, and my shoes. I had wiped off my shoes as fast as I could, and I tried to hide the panties behind the toilet. The bell rang as I was cleaning up, and the tardy bell rang when I was about to walk out the stall. When I walked out, people were looking at me strange, because I stank, and I still had shit on my shoes. I went to the office, and told my dad to pick me up. However, I didn't tell anyone I shit my panties. I lied and said that the shit was on the floor when I walked in, and I stepped on it. I came back home, and came back to school. Word went around that some girl had shitted on the floor, and left panties full of shit. However, nobody knew that I was the one who did it. Word did go around that I stepped in it, but three other girls had stepped in it, too.
So, there's the story.
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Submitted by johnathan oboe (orlando, FL) on 12.28.16
today on my way to my girlfriends house i shat my pants whilst walking. this is because i've been doing way to much anal recently and once i started i couldn't stop. it was extremely embarrassing because it rolled out my trousers like a bagel and landed ne (Full Story) today on my way to my girlfriends house i shat my pants whilst walking. this is because i've been doing way to much anal recently and once i started i couldn't stop. it was extremely embarrassing because it rolled out my trousers like a bagel and landed next to a stranger who made a scene. I wondered what to do with it. was i suppose to pick it up and throw it away like dog shit? i was tempted to take it to my girlfriends and flush it down her toilet or blame it on someone else. instead i put it in my pocket and tried to hide it from everyone, which was difficult because it really smelled. when i got to my girlfriends i forgot it was in my pocket and she said "eww whats that smell" and it made me feel really embarrassed. but when i told her what happened, she borrowed me some panties to wear until my trousers were cleaned and made me feel safe again. that was the most embarrassing day of my life.
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Submitted by Stanya (Some City, Some State) on 12.18.16
I was at a hibachi restaurant with my boyfriend. I consumed a delicious but overly filling meal complete with dessert. I was starting to feel cramps but chalked it up to my period. We were talking about something and I began laughing hysterically at whatev (Full Story) I was at a hibachi restaurant with my boyfriend. I consumed a delicious but overly filling meal complete with dessert. I was starting to feel cramps but chalked it up to my period. We were talking about something and I began laughing hysterically at whatever it was. At that moment, I felt like I had a large fart building up and it was extremely unpleasant to subdue it. Turns out, I began shitting myself. I sat there quietly for a moment contemplating what to do as I knew the chair would be undoubtedly filthy, as well as my pants which were thankfully black. I waited to see if I could smell the tell tale scent and the moment I did, I got up and threw my credit card on the table. I quickly mentioned I didn't feel well and ran toward the bathroom where I let out a large stream of shit into the toilet. Panicked, I searched for anything to help me clean my shit stained pants and underwear. Nothing. Since I was in a still, I had to stuff the toilet paper into my shit pants after cleaning my ass and then grab as many wet paper towels as I could to begin scrubbing my pants back in the stall. I smelled horrifying. Thankfully the receipt had arrived by this time and I had returned to the table to scribble my name shortly before weakly announcing that I had to go home immediately. I still feel awful that I left a potentially shit stained chair behind and was too disgusted with myself to think straight enough to leave a tip. That's the one part I wish I could rectify. I would leave those poor souls $50 for what they probably had to deal with. Embarrassing...
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Submitted by Iggy pop (Los Angeles, CA) on 12.01.16
Yesterday when I got off of I was walking to my car and I pooped myself a little had to drive home with poop in my underwear. When I got home from work opened the door to my house ran to the restroom and started pooping my pants by the time I got to my res (Full Story) Yesterday when I got off of I was walking to my car and I pooped myself a little had to drive home with poop in my underwear. When I got home from work opened the door to my house ran to the restroom and started pooping my pants by the time I got to my restroom to totally and completely finished pooping never even made it to the restroom because I was already finished 💩💩💩myself
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Submitted by BingBangBoom (Australia, Some State) on 11.23.16
I had a really bad stomach virus that gave me the runs and just at the worst of it, I was struck with the flu. This morning it had been about two days since any bad shit storm had taken over me and I'd been confined to the house. Decided to get out finally (Full Story) I had a really bad stomach virus that gave me the runs and just at the worst of it, I was struck with the flu. This morning it had been about two days since any bad shit storm had taken over me and I'd been confined to the house. Decided to get out finally and look around. There was a book I wanted to read. Wore a pair of black jeans (thank God) and went into the city. In the bookstore, my nose became all stuffy and I got congested. All of a sudden I needed to sneeze....
As I sneezed, my sphincter released and there was just warm shit flying out of my ass and into my jeans. I dropped everything and bolted out of there. Went to the first clothes shop I could find and grabbed a skirt, plus wet ones and wipes, found a disabled bathroom (because there's one I know of that has a shower hose) and washed myself down. Threw out the jeans and the underwear and went straight home. Never been so grossed out and embarrassed in my life.
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Submitted by fuckfacedyamite69 (los angeles, CA) on 12.21.16
bro tell me why i was walkin down compton ave and i saw ths bad ass bitch and i fucking busted and shit myself i was like awwwww damn i just fucking busted then i realized i fucking shit myself
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Submitted by Poopedmypants (San Francisco , CA) on 01.04.17
I was dropping off my friends and as I was dropping off my last one I felt like I needed to fart so once he got off I let it rip and more than gas came out
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Submitted by whispers (Hamilton, CO) on 12.20.16
About a week ago, I farted and shat myself. Happened the next day, and the next. Just keeps happening. Just ARGH. I ruined 8 pairs of underwear now going to bed wearing a goddamn diaper. WTF is going on?!
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Submitted by Patrick (Some City, Some State) on 11.04.16
In my 30's, I had a surgery & was prescribed pain medication. To say that a side effect is constipation is like saying that a bag of RediMix concrete powder might harden if you add water. A week later, I was in bad shape. I was constantly ripping the mo (Full Story) In my 30's, I had a surgery & was prescribed pain medication. To say that a side effect is constipation is like saying that a bag of RediMix concrete powder might harden if you add water. A week later, I was in bad shape. I was constantly ripping the most horrible farts, but no movement. The doctor's office suggested Dulcolax, so I bought a box and took 3 tablets, the maximum dose. It was like waiting around for a baby to be born & nothing was happening. Trips to the john were just the same old rank farts. I was getting worried that I might have to go to the ER with poop issues ... something that I wanted to avoid at all costs. I had been eating lots of watermelon, as that has a tendency to loosen things up for me. Still no action. My buddy suggested an "old time remedy" called castor oil. Apparently, his grandmother had given some to him years ago. He warned me that it was disgusting, but it worked for sure. So, I go back to the store & find a very plain looking bottle ... probably about 3-4 ounces. I call my buddy back & he tells me to down the whole bottle like a shot of whiskey. Damn. How I kept from puking, I have no idea. It took some serious beverage to get that taste out of my mouth. A couple of hours go by and I am starting to hear some rumbling from the stomach. That was a great sound, but a trip to the john only yielded the same rank gas ... lots of it. I went back into the den and kicked back in the recliner, contemplating the next option. My stomach was still rumbling pretty actively and creating gas. Honestly, being tired of going back and forth to the john to just fart, I tilted to the side in my recliner to release the latest round. What immediately followed, however, could best be described as a thick tomato soup. I shot up from the recliner. The bathroom wasn't far, but it might as well have been across town at this point. I'm clenching my butt cheeks together, going to the toilet, leaving a little liquid trail as I went. I stood in front of the john trying to regain control of the ship, but it was not meant to be. The castor oil, watermelon, and Dulcolax all wanted out. Now. Not sure what to do, I stepped into the shower with pants, socks, the whole 9 yards. I started peeling the clothes off under running water. Sigh. I lost a good pair of cargo pants, a pair of boxers, and a pair of socks that day. The clean up was gagging & I had to jet out of the shower for round #2. I was super conscious of not trusting a fart again for a long time. Bottom line: the old remedy works, but don't go too far from the john ... and by all means, don't try to fart.
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