Submitted by FailureToFlush (Some City, Some State) on 04.24.14
For the past three days, I have been puking, shitting, and pissing myself uncontrollably. I was even in hospital doing it. I couldn't even lift myself until this morning.
Kill me.
For God's sake, people... Wash your hands.
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