Submitted by turd burglar (Crappville, AK) on 05.21.14
Usually I start out my day by wearing an ass napkin. Yesterday I forgot. Long story short, I was at work, started coughing and just shit myself. My co-worker knew what happened and started punching me in the back of the face and neck. Needless to say, it was not a good day.
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