Submitted by larry Bruce (brighton massechesetts, MO) on 02.08.20

I really dig sushi. trouble is I cant fucking use chopsticks. whenevert I take my bird out (shes really common, you know ther type; smells a bit funny, dodgy teeth and some kind 0of strange hairdo done at S and Ps (Brighton), spends all my money - right slag really, but im known for my charity work; actually, she fucking stinks, but (tbc)

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